#˚ ༘⋆.˚— THE GOSPEL TRUTH.

[satelitis]

꒰ DIONYSUS ꒱ . . . (moots only!!) tell me what greek god/ess you think my parent would be and i’ll tell you yours!

OBVI DIONYSUS I STAND BY IT

꒰ DIONYSUS ꒱ . . . (moots only!!) tell me what greek god/ess you think my parent would be and i’ll tell you yours

MWAHHHHHH UR DEF A CHILD OF APOLLO OR NO PUN INTENDED NYX

[xpupslxtx]

there is nothing in life quite as beautiful as getting squirted on by a trans man

[ronehmke]

[mugiwara-lucy]

Rewatching Naruto Shippuden is making me remember the NaruGaa boy love 🥳

[eggwishing]

sweet thing

[altardream]

hello internet user. in front of you is the blog of someone who identifies as godkin and/or dietykin. your task is to go 30 minutes without telling them they have a complex. your time starts now. good luck.

[biceratops7]

WAIT WAIT-

In American Sign Language, communication isn’t just about how you move your hands. Your facial expressions are vital to accurately relaying your intended message. And not just “oh be expressive for tone” I mean literally there are standardized rules for how to move your face and in what context. The signs for “big” and “little” are practically meaningless without the appropriate mouth-shape, “ice cream you like?” is no longer a question and therefore means something completely different if you aren’t raising your eyebrows, etc.

So it literally JUST occurred to me Donnie’s motivation for drawing eyebrows on his mask could be completely for practical reasons considering he canonically has at least a basic understanding of asl.

[coffeeman777]

Jon Root:

"I pray this month everyone is reminded of the truths that:

- Marriage is between one man and one woman (Genesis 2:24; 1 Corinthians 7:2-16; Ephesians 5:23-33)

- God is love (1 John 4:7-21)

- The rainbow is about a promise from God to never flood the earth again (Genesis 9:11–15)

- Homosexuality is a sin (Leviticus 18:22; Romans 1:26-27; 1 Corinthians 6:9)

- The sexually immoral will not enter heaven (1 Corinthians 6:9-20)

- No matter your sexual sin, there is hope, peace and most importantly, forgiveness upon true repentance. (1 John 1:9)

"These are foundational, objective truths. They don’t change because God does not change. He is the same yesterday, today and always (Hebrews 13:8). I take pride in these truths."

[maxcuntstappen]

2023 f1 grid and whether they’d fuck their clone

Max Verstappen - would do it because his partner wants to watch him do it. Would get strangely competitive about it

Sergio Perez - yes, would kinda get obsessed with it a bit and freak everyone else out

Lewis Hamilton - yes, and would tell people about it phrasing it as an important learning step on his journey of self-love

George Russell - 100%. Would get a boner looking at his clone’s abs

Charles Leclerc - would do it but would get awkward and fumbly and ask his clone what he would like him to do only for his clone to be like ‘mate i am literally you’

Carlos Sainz Jr - would do it and would thoroughly enjoy pulling and tugging at his clone’s hair

Lando Norris - would do it but just because everyone else is doing it and he doesn’t wanna come off as a prude. would probably get into an argument with his clone about which position they should try first

Oscar Piastri - wouldn’t do it just so he can tell lando he isn’t doing it and that it is okay to not want to

Lance Stroll - no, doesn’t care for it at all and doesn’t see why other people do

Fernando Alonso - yes. would try to sell a sex tape of it

Pierre Gasly - would want to soooo bad but would be stopped by some messed up catholic guilt logic

Esteban Ocon - would do it and totally over exaggerate on how good it was just to make pierre jealous

Daniel Ricciardo - would go from being super freaked out about it to super turned on by it in 0.2 seconds

Yuki Tsunoda - would do it and would hate it

Valtteri Bottas - yes and he would do it so fucking well

Zhou Guanyu - yes, goes into it thinking he wouldn't like it but ends up having a good time

Kevin Magnussen - would do it and would get bored during it

Nico Hülkenberg - 100%. Thinks he’s hot shit and would have the time of his life

Alex Albon - would try to do it but would laugh too much to be able to get it on

Logan Sargeant - wouldn't do it and then would regret it for the rest of his life

[moraxsthrone]

scent marking > anything else

i-

i...don't have a valid argument. you win. 🏳️

NSFW beyond this point. MDNI or zl's dick will shrivel up bc you're too young for him. possessive!zhongli. scent marking.

but being with zhongli at some type of event or party. and he's watching another dude chatting you up from across the room, but his mouth is just a little too close to your ear. so zhongli makes his way over to you and nonchalantly asks to have a word with you.

down the hall, he pulls you into a nearby storage closet and next thing you know your back is dragging up and down the wall as he fucks his fat, glowing erection into you. his mouth is right up against your ear, commanding you to tell him who you fucking belong to.

so with your ankles digging into the musculature of his flexing ass, you answer him in broken whimpers, "y-you, zhong- hhhah- zhongli! only you, baby!"

he smirks. "that's right. now to fill you up with my musk so they know that as well-" his breathy words are cut off by the choked grunt that forces its way out of his throat when his large cock starts to jerk inside you. "hnhh fuck, that's it-" he growls, "take it all."

with little regard for your own satisfaction, he buries himself to the hilt and empties the warm, creamy contents of his heavy balls inside your weeping cunt as they spasm against your taint.

minutes later, you're walking arm in arm with him as a fat glob of his thick dragon seed oozes from your still-needy hole, past your inner thigh, allllll the way down to your ankle. if another man gets close enough now he'll need only breathe and he will instantly be put off with the knowledge that you've been claimed and mated by a far more powerful male.

[satelitis]

꒰ ACHILLES ꒱ . . . standard tumblr games (cym, kmk, sop, etc.)

cym as greek heroes!!

꒰ ACHILLES ꒱ . . . standard tumblr games (cym, kmk, sop, etc.)

you : orpheus

@dizzyntrr : achilles

@doyouknowwhoyouare13 : heracles

@bellybumm : odysseus

[kneelbeforezod]

In every mistake, in every err in judgement, in every fuck up and in every relapse, there is a lesson, if you choose to see it.

Such things are universal. They happen to literally all humans, and in doing so, cannot be used to define you as an individual. It is how you respond to such things that truly matters.

The beauty of your being isn't marred by your trauma or things you wish you hadn't done. It shines even more brightly as it is refracted off of them like mirrors, showing the true source of your beauty, your strength, your resilience and your softness.

[vampv0id]

These dogs are precisely Hannibal and Will to me. I need you to know I psychologically cannot force myself to not associate them with this image whenever I see it.

[miredball]

no you guys by the series finale years and years probably decades down the line after the hubbub and awards and stars and success of the bear and their own respective careers syd and carmy are gonna return to their sheridan catering and beef of chicagoland roots. there’s gonna be a hole in the wall spot (as much as two superstar chefs can have a hole in the wall spot) in some other corner of chicago serving unique and tasteful and good yet simple food. people food. family food buddies food lunch break food tired summer heat hunger food. carmys vintage denim is framed up on the wall. family photos. sydney embroiders names of their regulars on a tapestry. people come down in groves every single day with lines looping around blocks. sometimes it’s quiet and it’s nice too because their daughter does her homework at one of the tables and looks over at them every so often to ask for a refill on her peach iced tea and a pat on the head from her dad. marcus visits from copenhagen as much as he can but it’s always on random days and on short notice but his desserts are coveted so the restaurant has to make a group chat with all the guests who wish to be notified. it’s like on whatsapp or something because not everyone has an iPhone. tina and ebra eventually retire from the bear and they each have a grandchild who come in during summer break and learn under the renowned adamu-berzatto duo (with pay). richie is in love with the bear and the upscale and rigorous and intentional pace of service but syd and carmys hole in the wall sells tshirts ala the beef and richie buys like fifteen “one for each day of the week” “I don’t think that adds up” “well I might get mayo or some shit on it” “you’re gonna get mayo on it EIGHT times?” sugar and her little family come for dinner every week and they all get the exact same thing every single time even their kids it’s almost annoying because like pick something else!this one gets three Michelin stars its first year. reviewers rave articles and more profiles get written. a netflix show features them for an episode. more and more awards for the restaurant and both chefs. its nice and syd and carmy are grateful for all of it. but theres this group of old ladies who come in after bingo on wednesdays who pull them out of the kitchen and pass on their own secret family recipes always handwritten on some kind of ripped paper or a napkin in swirly old timey cursive that syd and carmy can barely read. in these moments the blood red michelin star plaque by the door almost pales in comparison. almoooost.

[thomastanker02]

Taken from Prayer That Changes Everything by Stormie Omartian. God bless, Jesus loves you ✝️❤️

@cosmicfunnies @babyimlosingit @cottonpuffmouse

[estarion]

me: he's the worst, don't try to be with him some of u, almost instantly: let me tho