#˖ ⭑₊˚ hellhoused — weasel.

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˖ ⭑₊˚ Tag drop 3/8. Like this for memes from my marvel muses ! Specify muse or I roulette you ! ( This is a clever ploy to retag everything but make the spam bearable )

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Summary: Framed for a felony drug charge while vying for an internship at Stark Industries, Peter Parker loses his scholarship, job opportunities, six months of freedom, and faith in the criminal justice system. Although Peter is still secretly Spider-man, he is now more commonly known as Mouse, a dishwasher at NYC's Hellhouse and Weasel’s unofficial messenger boy. We do what we must.

Author: @meekinheritance-blog1

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Blazed (Smoking Weed is Gay) (16830 words) by GreendaleHumanBeing Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Movieverse) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Past Gwen Stacy/Mary Jane Watson Characters: Wade Wilson, Peter Parker, Johnny Storm, Gwen Stacy, Mary Jane Watson, Weasel, Reed Richards, Tony Stark, Aunt May, May Parker (Spider-Man) Additional Tags: Bisexual Peter Parker, Stoner Peter Parker, Recreational Drug Use, Weed, So much oui'd y'all, John Waters references, Wade Loves John Waters, Burnt Out Peter Parker, Peter is like 26, ACAB, Twilight References, Banter, God so much banter, Kissing, Texting, Gratuitous Emojis, Bisexual Gwen, Nosy MJ, Capitalism sucks, Shitty Day Job, Sister Margret's is Hellhouse, Merc Bar, Weasel is perpetually stoned, Can you imagine how many weed strains are probably named after avengers here omg, Johnny Storm is a good dude, Bisexual MJ, Gwen Stacy Lives, Brunch, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, leftist peter parker, I'd give it all for MJ and Gwen, Tony Stark Has Issues, Tony Stark Is Not Helping, Tony Stark Is A Dick, Sexting, Finally some horny stuff, some angst too, Angst, Peter Sulks, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Stoner Aunt May, She's finally here, Peter Parker Loves Wade Wilson, Insecure Wade Wilson, More weed smoking, Gwen's GF reveal, John Waters, twilight - Freeform Summary:

Peter is burnt out. Wade has been watching a lot of cult classics. Everyone tells them they're in love. Five times these fucking nerds smoke weed together.

Peter’s high is fading into a disgruntled sleepiness. Does Johnny not understand simple math? Peter is a washed-up hero disenchanted by even being a hero by night. He hustles to make it up to communities affected by his past reckless hero-ing. And the rest of the time he’s a washed-up grad student turned line-cook. Smoking weed at the end of long days wondering how long he can keep up. Why would anyone waste their time with him romantically? Even Peter doesn’t like wasting time with himself.

Johnny actually has the gall to turn around and glare at Peter before turning back to his phone.

flame emoji smoke emoji clown emoji (12:53 AM): you need to work on that ‘self loathing’ shit flame emoji smoke emoji clown emoji (12:53 AM): tht motherfucker is head over dick 4 u

(Since I've written this fic about two years ago, it's gotten a lot of traction lately! So much so that I'm working on aa sequel rn :) I just wanted to share this news w. the COMMUNITY as a whole <3)

[futurepresentashes]

@rcckbcttom​ said: " hey! you left your wallet at the Hellhouse. " - weasel

     He checks his pockets, only then realizing the thing was gone. Color him surprised Weasel was the one returning it.

     "Thanks," he grunted, metal hand extended for it. "Why are you the one bringin' it to me? Figure you could hand it off to Deadpool or Domino."

[wickednerdery]

“I pay you for a job and am told to simply trust you that it’s done?”

Arturo smirked.  “Told me to destroy the body, what am I gonna bring back?  Ashes?” 

“I want proof or I don’t pay.”

"Feel like we got off on the wrong foot, like ya got into this without knowin’ who you’re dealin’ with,” Art smiled as Daken glared across the table.  “Probably my fault, don’t always make the best first impression.”

“Perhaps it is you that doesn’t know who they are dealing with?” Daken offered as he slowly stood, released all six of his claws, three to a hand.  “I will not be betrayed and I do not pay liars or cheats.”

The other stayed seated to light a cigar, lazily let smoke rings out.  “Yeah...That’s not the way to go.”  He blew out the match and, faster than one would think possible, reached for Daken.

Before he truly felt it, before he even registered it, blood burst, poured, from where Daken’s arm had been.  He nearly passed out just from the shock of it before Art took the claws of the first arm to sever the second.  Table, chair, floor, Art, and Daken all became drenched in thick red.  Daken wavered, wobbled, wretched, as he moved stumps to see raw meat of muscle and bloody bone hanging.  He suddenly found his voice in a curdling scream of pain, but it was gone in a jaw-breaking grip and bloodied face before him.

“I need you to know me,” Art’s voice shook in a strangely calm growl.  “Do you?”  When he saw Daken’s eyes flutter, roll up, he slapped him hard.  “DO YOU KNOW ME?!” 

Daken nodded, felt sickness mix with weakness.

“Good...”  Arturo’s calm returned.  “Claws are mine now, I’ll consider it payment so we can put this all behind us.”  He was sure he could use the adamantium for something.  “I’d suggest you call an ambulance, but...” he chuckled, shrugged.  “Ah, you’ll be fine...”  He slapped Daken’s cheek in a playful manner.

The world spun, starred, and went black as Daken’s body gave out.  He hit the barroom floor with a crash.

“Who won?” Weasel called out curiously.

“Nah, he’ll live...he’s one of those,” Art dismissed to the disappointed sighs of the other patrons.  He slicked his hair back with bloody hands and grabbed his cigar off the floor to smoke again.  “Body-bag to drag ‘im out wouldn’t hurt though...also, I spilled my drink.”

First, I know and fully acknowledge there’s something very wrong with Arturo, lol!  Yes, he did totally just rip of one of Daken’s arms and then use the claws of that one to cut off the other...he’s a violent guy sometimes and has the ability to do such things.  And, yes, he a little bit used one of Negan’s lines “I need you to know me”...it works, lol!  I’d probably feel worse for Daken, but this is why you don’t mess with people you don’t really know...also he’s cruel to Gabe and others, lol!  Also I had WAY to much fun writing this to feel too bad for anyone. 😂😈

Main Story: Part 1, Part 2,  Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16  Part 17  Part 18  Part 19  Part 20  Part 21  Part 22  Part 23  Part 24  Part 25  Part 26  Part 27  Part 28  Part 29  Part 30  Part 31  Part 32  Part 33 (NSFW)  Part 34  Part 35  Part 36  Part 37  Part 38  Part 39  Part 40  Part 41  Part 42 (NSFW)  Part 43  Part 44  Part 45  Part 46  Part 47  Part 48  Part 49  Part 50  Part 51  Part 52  Part 53  Part 54  Part 55  Part 56  Part 57  Part 58  Part 59  Part 60  Part 61  Part 62  Part 63  Part 64  Part 65  Part 66  Part 67  Part 68  Part 69  Part 70 

(Ash NSFW Prequel Piece, St Patrick’s Day Prequel, Dusty’s Trauma Extra, Arturo & Clark, Arturo & Owen )

(Top gif I made via a YouTube vid, bottom I found on Google!)

Because they may care: @zoesmama2024​ @wadeyourebarelyalive​ @crazytxgradstudent​ @idonthavehusbandsihavelovers  …Wanna be tagged, just lemme know!

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bad timing (the clock ticks in spite of us)

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by meekinheritance

Framed for a felony drug charge while vying for an internship at Stark Industries, Peter Parker loses his scholarship, job opportunities, six months of freedom, and faith in the criminal justice system.

Although Peter is still secretly Spider-man, he is now more commonly known as Mouse, a dishwasher at NYC's Hellhouse and Weasel’s unofficial messenger boy.

We all do what we must.

Words: 5525, Chapters: 1/12, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Jack Hammer (Marvel), May Parker (Spider-Man), Matt Murdock, Franklin "Foggy" Nelson, Claire Temple, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner

Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Jack Hammer & Peter Parker, Matt Murdock & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Avengers Team

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, False Accusations, Law Enforcement, Crimes & Criminals, Trans Male Character, Trans Peter Parker, Precious Peter Parker, BAMF Peter Parker, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Protective Jack Hammer, Protective Wade Wilson, Eventual Romance, Friendship, Family, Superfamily, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Humor, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Peter Parker has ADHD, Mental Health Issues, more to come! - Freeform

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2BSrFNg

[ao3feed-buckybarnes]

bad timing (the clock ticks in spite of us)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2BSrFNg

by meekinheritance

Framed for a felony drug charge while vying for an internship at Stark Industries, Peter Parker loses his scholarship, job opportunities, six months of freedom, and faith in the criminal justice system.

Although Peter is still secretly Spider-man, he is now more commonly known as Mouse, a dishwasher at NYC's Hellhouse and Weasel’s unofficial messenger boy.

We all do what we must.

Words: 5525, Chapters: 1/12, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Jack Hammer (Marvel), May Parker (Spider-Man), Matt Murdock, Franklin "Foggy" Nelson, Claire Temple, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner

Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Jack Hammer & Peter Parker, Matt Murdock & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Avengers Team

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, False Accusations, Law Enforcement, Crimes & Criminals, Trans Male Character, Trans Peter Parker, Precious Peter Parker, BAMF Peter Parker, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Protective Jack Hammer, Protective Wade Wilson, Eventual Romance, Friendship, Family, Superfamily, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Humor, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Peter Parker has ADHD, Mental Health Issues, more to come! - Freeform

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2BSrFNg

[dontcallmepepper]

raininginkyxto​:

Snorting, Weasel gave her a quick grin. The only food in-house was in his fridge upstairs, so unless this night took a very unexpected turn… He leaned against the bar, folded arms pressing into the edge. 

“Why’d you leave?” He asked. The story rang true for him in a couple of ways but he doubted she would want to hear that- he was running an illegal underground brokers with a slimy bar cover up- but she had ended up here as well. Weasel had found that very rarely did people end up in the Hellhouse if they didn’t belong there. 

“Loose ends caught up to me.” It was probably the best way to explain it. “And it started getting in the way of my career. Funny how something could just come in and nearly undo over fifteen years of work.” She scoffed bitterly. “But it nearly happened, and I just... had to step away from it all.” 

Of course she left out all of the minor, boring details of nearly being killed, dragged to hell, captured. All of that was unimportant. 

"A drink like that could knock Tiny on his ass," Weasel warned, gesturing at the, frankly, ridiculously oversized man stood at the pool table- head bowed so he wouldn't hit it on the lamps.

“Maybe that’s just what I need.” Gin told him with a humorless chuckle. Sounding a bit distant, and cold. She could use something to knock her out for a few hours. 

[trckstaer]

Tag drop 3/? — marvel character tags !

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by meekinheritance

Framed for a felony drug charge while vying for an internship at Stark Industries, Peter Parker loses his scholarship, job opportunities, six months of freedom, and faith in the criminal justice system.

Although Peter is still secretly Spider-man, he is now more commonly known as Mouse, a dishwasher at NYC's Hellhouse and Weasel’s unofficial messenger boy.

We all do what we must.

Words: 5525, Chapters: 1/12, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Jack Hammer (Marvel), May Parker (Spider-Man), Matt Murdock, Franklin "Foggy" Nelson, Claire Temple, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner

Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Jack Hammer & Peter Parker, Matt Murdock & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Avengers Team

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, False Accusations, Law Enforcement, Crimes & Criminals, Trans Male Character, Trans Peter Parker, Precious Peter Parker, BAMF Peter Parker, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Protective Jack Hammer, Protective Wade Wilson, Eventual Romance, Friendship, Family, Superfamily, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Humor, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Peter Parker has ADHD, Mental Health Issues, more to come! - Freeform

[trckstaer]

𝐓𝐑𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 :

— genuinely one of the longest posts I have ever posted.

A brief note that every single one of my muses has a half-blood verse and a daemon verse that I am always excited to use !

˖ ࣪⭑ . . . Marvel

May Parker's home for injured vigilantes. Head emergency room nurse May who, after realising her nephew is a vigilante adopts a ' as long as you do it under my roof so I can make sure you're safe ' policy, starts having other heroes dropped on her fire escape to patch up. Also, her cancer storyline would be epic to write.

Uncle Ben who lives and loses his arm in the shooting but is around enough to help Peter when he needs it, keep him good and moral without having to die to make sure it happens, makes space so Peter can fix up his suit whilst he works late in the garage.

Peter realises he is very genuinely the lamest Spider-Man in every universe. He has no special talents, cannot do ballet, annoys the fuck out of Miguel and burned all bridges with the billionaire he knew post accords.

Make Matt use his senses, and explore the world around him with them. Very rarely does he get the chance to just sit with them ; during the day he has to act like a regular blind person, and as Daredevil it's all about adrenaline and moving fast. Also, I am a sucker for one-night stand threads with him, because he is a player until he gets his person.

Frank being forced to be soft and gentle with your muse and taking care of them when they're hurt is super important to me however, I also adore the threads where the Punisher just gets to be insane and talented with his weapons in a fight.

Dadpool taking care of his daughter and being responsible and careful and still insane. Wade breaking into the spiderverse and being the fucking worst. Deadpool meets deities when he's waiting for Lady Death to send him back post-mortem.

Someone being kind to Vanessa, treating her gently and asking to see her skin, not the disguise that Copycat and Xavier thought up together for her to wear.

Slice of life in the Hellhouse stuff ! People are confronted with the reality of what Weasel goes through in a day of getting mercenaries weapons and jobs. Weasel vs Spider-Man stuff where he finally gets to confront Peter Parker.

I'd be really into a thread where Hawkeye is forced to drop his dumb guy act and people are reminded that he is a highly competent spy and archer with abilities beyond what is publicly known.

College years Rhodey being the exhausted roommate of one Anthony Stark. Rhodey mourning his sister. Rhodey learning to be a good uncle and primary carer to his niece Lila.

Let Happy Hogan date one of his bosses, boy has never met an authority figure he didn't fall immediately and deeply in love with.

Despite raising his two sons, Vision finally finds people that help him understand and find respite from how alone he so often feels.

After the death of his momma, Harley Keener who is raising his baby sister and selling his inventions on the black market, all while running his family farm alone is suddenly confronted with being moved out to New York for college and someone stepping up to help him finally.

Johnny Storm makes a good, reliable friend who finally helps him shake that horrific loneliness he is constantly plagued with, helps him deal with the trauma and addiction and also is just good at making sure the trouble he gets into is lighthearted.

After being stranded on a planet ( very possibly earth ) Nebula very quickly grows a beautiful and extravagant nursery of plants and tries to ignore how she doesn't really fit in anywhere.

Very tired, very grumpy, teacher Wolverine who honestly doesn’t want to be there but also doesn’t want the grief he’d get from his coworkers if he tried to quit the academy.

Bubbly, over-excited teacher, Kid Omega, who’s on strict probation because of the whole trying to start riots thing, but still won't stop talking to the kids about why policing minorities is a problem. 

˖ ࣪⭑ . . . Mythology

Biblical Mythology

Famously irresponsible Gabriel being the last eligible angel left to take on the role of leader of Heaven, them being forced to go back despite the last time they were there being the day they fled after losing their wife and children in the war. Them having to take care of something even when it's hard.

Imprisoned Uriel having visitors in any form, maybe souls who escaped their Heavens or other angels sneaking in or ! Her escaping and being taken in by the people who find her on earth, being confused and gullible.

Tired of endlessly partying and fighting, Balthazaar finds offers up his services as an archivist for the hunters instead, documenting everything he can remember about Heaven no matter how painful.

Greek Mythology

Ares takes care of something on earth and falls completely in love with a mortal, finding them so beautiful and hiding them away so Aphrodite has no chance of finding them and becoming jealous, living as much of their life with them as he possibly could — going so far as to abandon all of his duties to stay by their side.

Any and all interactions with the other Gods. Persephone who is seen as a child far too often for her liking, instead of the incredibly powerful and dramatic Goddess that she is, proving everyone wrong and being part of the solution.

The other strategic and intelligent Gods taught Phobos about wisdom and war when he was young and him looking up to them and crushing on them for the whole of his life.

After being cursed by the fates for spreading dread to the entire human population instead of just soldiers as he was meant to, I think it would be really cool to do a thread where Deimos first starts losing his mind and gaining his incredibly difficult-to-deal-with amounts of empathy and is found doing not-so-great by another muse.

˖ ࣪⭑ . . . Literature

The Shadowhunter Chronicles

No longer a vampire and only newly a shadowhunter, Simon struggles to find places where he fits in because neither group is warm to him ; the downworlders not trusting him anymore, and the shadowhunters not trusting him yet.

University professor Ragnor Fell being manic and obsessed with how intelligent his students are and unable to stop talking about it to his friends, whether he's working at a mundane school or at the shadowhunter academy.

Your muse opens the door to Catarina who is exhausted, with her little girl ( Madzie ) in tow, who starts her introduction with the sentence ' it has been a week and a half since I have had a conversation with someone who was not a patient in the emergency room or four, please can I come have a coffee ? '

The Riordanverse

A verse to explore what would have happened if Thalia had claimed the prophecy to spare both Percy and Nico a miserable fate once she saw how much it meant to the camp.

Dark Percy. I am desperate to explore a verse in which maybe Percy can’t save his mom and so turns his back on the gods in order to join Luke, especially once he's told about the prophecy and realises Chiron's plan had been to raise him like a lamb to slaughter.

Resurrected as a God in order to be punished for eternity, Luke is sent to Camp Half-Blood to serve his time there as a carer of the half-bloods he would have fought in the war had they been older at the time he brought Kronos back.

The Hunger Games

In a lot of the discussions I have about Cato post the end of the rebellion, I talk about the boy who is barely an adult who sits on his porch and watches the woods all day almost paralysed in fear but I want a thread where someone gets through to him and proves to him that it is worth making amends where he needs to and healing and learning to be a person with the aid of your muse.

More than anything, I want threads where someone is kind to Katniss, and in return, Katniss is kind back. After losing everything, and trying to heal over all of her grief, there is a forceful part of Katniss that wants to learn to be nice and gentle because she doesn't have to be a defence between herself and her people anymore.

˖ ࣪⭑ . . . Television

Stranger Things

Someone notices how Heather is living, how her parents don't talk about her or how she does everything for herself, way sooner. I want a thread where Heather offers support to someone and in return there is another voice ( an actual friend unlike all the people that call her a friend but really just use her for status, sex, or parties ) to fill up the silence she's usually surrounded by.

It would be super exciting to write literally any thread with Jason post-season 4 : his recovery where someone finally forces him to get out of bed and start doing his physical therapy, something during his manic period when he finally tasted freedom in college and goes a little mad with it and then comes back to Hawkins in the holidays covered in tattoos and piercings with hickeys on his neck, kind Jason who is good and worked to make amends in the town before going off to medical school and then starts working at a hospital's pediatric unit where he bumps into a familiar face from his past and their kid.

Vampire Eddie coming back to Hawkins to check on his Uncle after his reputation was saved and he was proven innocent. The government provides him money and coolers of something to make up for the abandonment he faced by them in the Upside Down. Him making it big time with Corroded Coffin. Eddie goes to the gay bar an hour and a half out of town with the handkerchief in his back pocket and runs into a familiar face.

Raised in Hawkins but having fled as soon as she could, Susan moved back with just her daughter Max as soon as she realised the type of man Neil was. She finally claims her dad’s house with the promise to herself that she would get rid of any trace of him in there. It gives her the ability to pay attention to Max the way a mom should.

The way that Benny keeps his diner open late for the truckers that bring him a lot of business, but also because Benji's diner was the only place that was open late enough for Benny to get some rest when his abusive piece of shit dad kicked him out at night, and he wants to be able to offer that respite wherever he can to whoever needs it.

Similarly, the open door policy that Wayne Munson enforces consistently for the sake of other kids like his boy Eddie and his old partner Robbie. Steve needs to escape from that big empty house ? Maxine finding it hard to sleep with her mom on the night shift ? Literally any kid who needs a safe space ? He just wants them to know they can knock on his door and sleep on the pullout sofa bed if they need a place.

Supernatural

Any and all Benny Lafitte being the lord of purgatory threads.

Bobby’s junkyard being operational and a known hunter-safe camp where he ends up being a surrogate dad for most of the time, but also finally having help with the stuff that’s a little more difficult from his chair.

The Last of Us

Maybe a verse where Joel managed to save Sarah but the two grew apart because in a world where she lives, Joel never has to angelify her. They talk and Joel helps with his grandbaby whenever he can but at the end of the day, they are both traumatised and Joel made mistakes as a dad. I want a thread where Joel still goes out to deliver Ellie, but has a reason to go home again after.

Very slowly, Bill relaxes around your muse and starts trusting that things are going to be okay at least for a while and as long as he keeps up his defences around the village. He even goes as far as to let the occasional desperate survivor stay as long as they didn't touch his supplies or arsenal and didn't pose a risk.

The Walking Dead

It would be cool to do a thread where Negan is locked under house arrest and raising Dylan as best he can, taking care of her and only occasionally seeing any other living people. Your muse drops off one of his deliveries of formula or whatever for his baby girl and Negan convinces them to stay for a while.

Any and all threads where Lori proves she is worthwhile : threads where something the kids have learned from her saves the day, threads where she is willing to risk herself to help the babies, threads where her experience as a mother helps the new mothers. Threads where she paints and helps people relax just a little by teaching them to as well.

Doctor Who

The Doctor saving everyone for once and is furious after and having to explain that the reason why is because he couldn't even do that for his own people, not even for his own husband, his own children.

Hannibal

Really really into the idea of Hannibal teaching someone to cook. No matter at what part of the verse — pre-fall, post-fall, in a beach house in another country and your muse knows him by another name — I think the idea is super fun. Whether or not your muse knows he's a cannibal, I think there's room for Hannibal to be charming and seductive and snarky.

FBI agent Jack Crawford getting to show off that he is damned good at his job, no matter what's happening with Riley or Bella, him proving that he was given his role for a reason. Also I have been obsessed with the idea since I read about it but Jack figuring out Will's confliction before it becomes obvious because he was a profiler once and a good enough one to be head of his department.

Sherlock

Any and all explorations of John's past and how it affects his present. His time as a Captain in the army makes up so much of who he is now and how he is even with his daughter Rosie, that it seems strange how little it came up in canon.

Merlin

Being captured and returned to Camelot whilst pregnant with her son, Morgana being held captive because at this point in the story, she is still seen as an easily manipulated girl who fell down the wrong path. Merlin tells her about his magic and the two of them commiserating with each other. Morgana trying to make amends.

Good dad verse where Uther loves his son more than he hates magic, he realises this when he catches Merlin saving Arthur for the first time and captures Merlin secretly. Alongside his paycheck, he gives the sorcerer books on magic that had been long since banned and in return, Merlin is to continue keeping his boy alive — as long as the magic stays a secret.

Just the general adventures of first knight Leon, him trying to decide whether magic is good or evil based on his own experiences with it rather than the fact that Uther helped raise him after his sister died.

Lord Gwaine who has to go home and claim his land and titles once his sister becomes gravely ill or else risks losing his knighthood. I so desperately want to write Gwaine as his intended, bratty self.

˖ ࣪⭑ . . . Original Characters

I think it would be cool to have Elaerea meet someone who, in a better reality, would have been a bigger part of her life such as Sansa when she spent time at the vale or Jon or Ned. Also, maybe threads between her and other Targaryens or even Bran since they both have the power of sight ( even if Elaerea's is so much less broad ).

Any threads where MJ gets to spend time with the rest of the Watson family. Any threads where he gets to interact with the spider-verse. Any future threads where we see MJ in soft domestic situations with their Spider-Man ( maybe even with their own Mayday ).

I want Edie to have friends who can help her be a normal woman who gets to do ordinary young adult things like going to bars and painting her room. Edie needs to be able to make her own choices and prove to herself that she is worth more than who her father or brother was.

Workaholic Melanoë being very gently coaxed into having fun and being reckless. Cautious Noë letting loose and fighting a jerk who tries to push her around. Counselor Noë helping your muse cope a little better after a battle.

I would be really invested in threads where people witness Mercury reading aloud and manifesting things into reality, and them surprising him by not asking anything of him once they know.

Any and all interactions where Mapone gets to talk to other legacy kids, because whilst I love and obsess over the idea of her being a brat to the older trying to help train her, I also like the idea of her making friends and getting into trouble with the others.

Candace Nelson being a general nuisance to herself and others: ditching school and ending up in trouble and needing rescuing, teaching your middle aged blorbo slang, and generally being a teenager.