#|🪲| ~ 𝑩𝑬𝑬𝑻𝑳𝑬𝑱𝑼𝑰𝑪𝑬𝑺 𝑯𝑨𝑼𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺!

[ghostwiththeemost]

⇢ ˗ˏˋ FROM THE CRADLE TO CREMATION . . . DEATH JUST NEEDS A LITTLE CONVERSATION ~ !࿐ྂ

Hey babes~ seems ya found my blog! Welcome to my humble abode. You may be asking “who is this SEXY SEXY man?” Well I’ll tell ya! I’m Behjdbbdnf… Beejkbngd… Bug wine. 🪲🧃. Use the emojis babe. I can’t type my own fucking name apparently. How fucked up is THAT?! Ugh, anyway… Let’s get onto the real shit. I’m the boss bitch here, you should hire me to get some shitty humans out of your beloved home. Or, call me up to fuck. Either works.

Alright, alright. People put their info and shit so I’ll do just that. I’m 🪲🧃, but ya can call me “sexy” or “handsome” or “sweets” or “pretty boy” or anything ;)~ Kay, moving on! I’m the ghost with the most, the biggest dick in town babe. He/him, but I can also be your/yours~ ;) I don’t care for labels, I’m a sexual beast. You wanna talk? Talk. You wanna flirt? Flirt. Send nudes? Eeeehhhh… Probably not, sorry sweetheart. I’d totally say yes, but that’d get me banned.

Anything else? Yeah, a lot actually. Ask me about shit. I’m over 600 years old, I’ve seen a lot, done a lot, witnessed a lot, I’m the fuckin best. I mean look at me, I’m the coolest ghost in town! ;)~ Also the best dick. DEFINITELY the best dick.

Well well well! Quite Fancy seeing you back here! Yet ANOTHER wonderful roleplay blog, and even a BETTER character?!?!??!?!1 WOAHHHHH! Wowie!

Hi! I'm the wonderful mod behind this obnoxious green ghoul of a man, and I hope you can stay a bit, have a seat, chat a bit! Learn a bit, see some tags behind this wonderful super duper cool page, yakknow how it is!

The name's Dew! Dewey if you wanna be fancy, but nah, I'm just a guy on the internet here to write for his funny bug man. No formalities needed. The pronouns are HE/SHE! I'm Genderfluid and Gay!

Kay, mini bits of info here... I'm an adult! So that being said I'm going to keep a boundary on certain aspects such as some forms of nsfw and SOME ships. Mostly I don't care? I'd just prefer if you were to tell me or have your age in bio before deciding to imply nsfw ROLEPLAYS. Flirting or nsfw anons I don't really care about, it's bound to happen, but you get it. also beetlebabes dni you all SUUUUUCKKKK.

Let's see... I have some other accounts. @candycoffinss , @photographerstanheight , @screamingqueenxoxo ... Other stuff, we'll see what I reveal.

Right, right... Tags and extra info... |🪲| ~ 𝑴𝑶𝑫 𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑲𝑺! - This is me talking!! >:] |🪲| ~ 𝑩𝑬𝑬𝑻𝑳𝑬𝑱𝑼𝑰𝑪𝑬 𝑨𝑵𝑺𝑾𝑬𝑹𝑺! - Replies to asks, you know how it is. |🪲| ~ 𝑩𝑱’𝑺 𝑽𝑰𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑺! - call for interacts maybe?? |🪲| ~ 𝑩𝑬𝑬𝑻𝑳𝑬𝑱𝑼𝑰𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑺! - Random yapping he does, reblogs... etc. |🪲| ~ 𝑩𝑬𝑬𝑻𝑳𝑬𝑱𝑼𝑰𝑪𝑬𝑺 𝑯𝑨𝑼𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺! - Interactions Yeaaaaa

|🪲🔞| ~ 𝑺𝑼𝑮𝑮𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬! - yea some things will be suggestive labeled just in case pleeease be cautious tyyy beetlejuice can be a menace.

ALRIGHT! FINAL BIT OF INFO!!!!! This writing of beetlejuice is a mix of everything, but I'm mainly leaning toward Justin Collette's version of Beetlejuice. He's still Beetlejuice of course, but keep in mind he won't be much like Alex Brightman if you're looking for an adaptation of him! (...There will be crumbs tho. Pathetic meow meow...) ANYWAY! Yeah, Just wanted to throw that out there, I didn't know if people would want my head for it LMAOOOO but YEAH!!! I'm free w any interactions btw. other fandoms, other blogs, movie characters, musical characters, do it !! >:] ok I think that's it... until I decide to go bonkers again. thanks for reading if you got this far! smooches ur forehead /p

[ghostwiththeemost]

GO FOR IT!!!! I'M CURIOUS :]] ALSO I DO PREFER A SWAP FOR ALMOST ALL OF THESE PROMPTS (aka beetlejuice doing the prompt to ur muse or whatnot) but have fun w it >:]

actions speak louder than words non - verbal / action prompts from yours truly. (add a "swap" to swap the sender/receiver in the prompt (or just do it manually).)

back, sender gives receiver a back hug.

beckon, sender beckons receiver closer with a finger.

blood, sender cleans blood off of receiver.

book, sender helps receiver get a book from a higher part of the shelf.

care, sender takes care of receiver when they're sick.

catch, sender catches receiver by the waist after they bump into each other.

choke, sender saves receiver from choking by giving them the heimlich.

cold, sender places their jacket over receiver's shoulders.

cry, sender wipes tears off receiver's face with their thumbs.

dance, sender sticks a hand out to receiver and invites them to dance.

dip, sender skinny dips in front of receiver and invites them to join.

dog, sender's dog pulls them in receiver's direction.

drive, sender drives receiver somewhere in their car.

drag, sender drags receiver into a room and closes the door behind them.

draw, sender draws receiver like one of their french girls.

face, sender turns receiver's face towards them.

flower, sender gives receiver a flower.

footsie, sender initiates footsie with receiver under the table.

forehead, sender presses their forehead against receiver's.

grab, sender grabs receiver's wrist to stop them from leaving.

jump, sender jumps onto receiver's back.

kiss, sender kisses receiver.

link, sender links arms with receiver while walking.

massage, sender offers receiver a massage.

patch, sender patches up receiver's wounds.

piano, sender teaches receiver how to play the piano.

pin, sender pins receiver's hands behind their back.

pluck, sender plucks something out of receiver's hair.

press, sender presses receiver against a wall.

propose, sender proposes to receiver.

quiet, sender gestures for receiver to be quiet.

rest, sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder.

serenade, sender serenades receiver with a song.

sign, sender walks into a sign and receiver sees.

size, sender measures the size of their hand against receiver's.

shoes, sender removes receiver's shoes for them.

sun, sender rubs sunblock onto receiver's back.

tattoo, sender gives receiver a tattoo.

tie, sender helps tie receiver's tie.

tuck, sender tucks receiver's hair behind their ear.

umbrella, sender lets receiver under their umbrella.

warning, sender presses a knife against receiver's neck as a warning.

zip, sender needs receiver's help to zip up the back of their dress.

[ghostwiththeemost]

“Where’d ya go,Beej?”

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ I got lost in the Netherworld, babes. I got distracted followin' a sandworm. Dang thing got outta the cage and I had to go lookin for it. ❛ 

He cackles, holding up a baby sandworm he just got out of his jacket. Beetlejuice smooched its little head dramatically, letting it wiggle around his arm.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Got this little guy out of it, though. Ain't she a cutie? ❛ 

[ghostwiththeemost]

Blood and cry

Beetlejuice held out yet ANOTHER bandage to you, grumbling slightly. His hair was a mid of red and purple. Why was he feeling this way? Was he frustrated? At himself maybe? At you? Who knew. Beetlejuice summoned a towel and went to clean some blood off of your face, using a thumb to wipe away some of your tears.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ What happened, babes? Ya didn't get into a fight did ya? ❛ 

He mumbled, still focused on getting you cleaned up and the such. Damn. For someone who's always a mess he really knows how to help someone clean up blood. Wow.

[ghostwiththeemost]

YK WHAT FUCK U‼️‼️‼️

YEAH I SAID IT FUCK U MAN 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

— 1# beetlejuice HATER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ I know who you are. ❛ 

...

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Live laugh love! ❛ 

[ghostwiththeemost]

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ People are real fuckin' mean to ya 'cause of that joke huh? I liked the joke. Jus' sayin. Was stupid, but good. Stupidly good. ❛ 

Haunted bakery was a piece of cake (no pun intended), the only mystery that remains is "is the red on my hands blood or frosting?"

[ghostwiththeemost]

(Hi other beej!!)

Beej blinked as he looked at him. At first he thought he lost track of one of his clones, but that couldn’t be it.. he didn’t seem to have control over him. He thought a moment, before wolf whistling.

Hey sexy!

( @thewholebeing-dead-thing )

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Well well well well well! hat brings you here, handsome? ❛ 

Beetlejuice winked to... The other Beetlejuice. Huh. That's new. The demon moved over to the other BJ, putting an arm around his shoulders with a loud purr,

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Gotta say, I like your style. Where'd you get it from? ❛ 

(ooc: HI OTHER BEETLEJUICE!!!! <3 @thewholebeing-dead-thing

[ghostwiththeemost]

cry, receiver wipes tears off sender’s face with their thumbs.

Beetlejuice paused.... Yeah, he had no idea what to do. Of course he was the kind of person that couldn't handle emotions. He could listen! He could sit there and crack a joke! But if he saw someone crying? Oh shit, was he screwed. The demon blinked a few times, a small "Uh..." Leaving his gruff mouth, as he hesitantly leaned over and wiped away their tears with his... Kinda nasty thumbs. But for some reason they weren't as bad as you thought. ...Huh, he has green pawpads on his hands. Cool. But thats not the point. Beetlejuice's hair turned a dark blue/purple hue, slightly worried and starting to freak out a bit, but he ain't showing that anytime soon.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ So- uh, what's goin on this time, huh? Another bitch get in yer way? Haha... Uh-- ❛ 

[ghostwiththeemost]

“ Beej…what the FUCK is this. “

Betty held up the squirming little child — a carbon copy of Beetlejuice, just a bit more feral. Just a smidge. Definitely a healthy, normal child making rabid noises and gargles.

“ TAKE IT. TAKE IT BEFORE IT BITES ME. “

Beetlejuice cackled, pointing to the funny ass lookin baby. The ghost started kicking his feet with maniacal laughter, trying to keep his composure but he couldn't stop LAUGHING.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ HAHAGHAA!!! LOOK AT 'EM! LOOK AT YOUR FACE! THAT'S FUCKIN HILARIOUS! ❛ 

He kept laughing, wiping tears from his dead lifeless eyes. Beetlejuice then grabbed the... Thing then held it by the scruff of its... Outfit? Or whatever?

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Listen babes, I summoned it and it just stayed. I can't do shit 'bout it. I even dropkicked the thing. ❛ 

[ghostwiththeemost]

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Now why’d you have to put the /j? I am proud. However I am gonna steal that cup. Gimme. ❛

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FEEL TIRED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[ghostwiththeemost]

Gives you the DnD Beth this time as a treat 👀

“ Zhuk. “

Strictly speaking ‘beetle’ , the zealot grumbled and stared down at the ghost clinging on, her ears folding in irritation.

“ Business trip will not take too long — just two months at most. You will survive. You have persevered for over six hundred years now, I am confident you can last two months.

Now will you please get off so I can continue packing. “

Beetlejuice grumbled a "no," still holding onto her like he was never gonna let go.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ No, fuck off. Lemme stay here. You stay here with me. I ain't bein' alone for two fuckin months babes. ❛ 

The demon growled, admittedly getting pissy at the topic. THERE IS NO WAY HES THROWING A FIT-- he's throwing a fit. His hair was a sliiiight blue tint, but he had no idea. Needless to say, he did NOT want to be alone again. Nuh uh. He can't handle that. Nope.

...Cause what if she leaves forever?

[ghostwiththeemost]

°•. ✿ ❜ Hey, don’t disrespect the name little man- I mean uh- sweets. Just say it three times and I’ll be outta your hair, Kay? ❛

“Velvette” leaned close with a wink, tapping the card twice. Her eye twitched slightly, almost as if she was frustrated. You didn’t hear this from me but… Beetlejuice wanted to be summoned right here right NOW!!! He was impatient as SHIT!!!!!!

°•. ✿ ❜ C’mon, you know how I said I could get you power and money? This pal can help ya even more! ❛

AAAHHHEEEEMMM~! Yeah, you're cooked now little man!

Velvette comes walking up to you, however her hair was noticeably green at the tips and her eyes were a bright green. She had a... Weirdly excited tone to her voice as she spoke, holding out a... Stupidly weird business card. What was up with her today? And don't even get me started on the really tacky black and white jacket she had alongside her now green sweater and black skirt... What the hell.

°•. ✿ ❜ Heya Sweets. Got a business card for ya, mind readin' the name about three times? Do me a favor? I'll give ya a kiss if you doooo~! ❛ ...Yeah, something's up. They're not even a thing... But... do you listen to them and agree? ~ @venomousvelvette -- Or is she? ~ Nah, this isn't Vel. @ghostwiththeemost

((OHHH SHIT THIS JUST GOT REAL CHAT-))

he had to admit, she definitely wasn’t..uh. Yeah. This was weird. Super weird. Where was the pink? WHERE WAS THE PINK?!?

Huh. Did she always have green in her hair? Maybe..? hmm..he was stupid so, Ditch was a bit confused. But whatever.

“business card?”

He yoinks the card out of Vel’s- or uh. Yk-? He yoinks the card. Yeah.

He mumbled, looking confused.

“what kind of name is “beetlejuice”?”

ooo. Little did he know that that was strikkeeee one.

[ghostwiththeemost]

Beetlejuice snickered a bit. Cute. The demon started purring slightly, holding her close in a rather… Gentle and comforting embrace for once. Wow! Thanks Beetlejuice! Being gentle for once, congrats!

He leaned his head against her, his hair sparking to a soft pink color. …This was nice.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Mhm.. Army, being professional… You don’t gotta be all professional around me babes. ❛

He looked to her with a cheeky grin growing on his face,

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ You’re really fuckin’ cute like this by the way. All cuddly and shit. ❛

[ Cont. ]

“ Who is this ‘Shake-spear’ you speak of? My dialect is like this due to my professionalism. I am part of a noble army under the countess of the land and I am the zealot champion of the god of death. I am expected to set a proper example for — “

Her monologue couldn’t be completed as she felt her body collapse and deflate into his arms, weakened by illness. A low whine leaves her, baby mode initiating once more as she curls into the demon and seeks more affection.

@ghostwiththeemost

[ghostwiththeemost]

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Oh, y'know. Freaky freaky. ❛ 

Beetlejuice grinned, putting an arm around the mans shoulders and pulling him stupidly close. Oh yeah, he was definitely gonna have some fun. The demon moved his hand to Teddy's hair, ruffling it with a snarky look on his face.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ You look cute, sweets. What's ya name? ❛ 

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Can you match my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴... My 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 needs to be matched 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓸𝓭𝓸𝓻𝓮... ❛ 

~ @ghostwiththeemost (i am so sorry)

"Ah, hello... there..?" The short and stout man seemed flustered by whatever the other ghost in front of him was saying. He adjusted his tie and let out a short huff.

"Um, err, what do you mean by... 'freaky?'"

[ghostwiththeemost]

…Wow, this guys kinda pathetic. Beetlejuice couldn’t help but snicker a bit, hovering over to peek over Kurt’s shoulder at whatever he was looking at. His hands held onto the chair as he leaned close to squint his eyes. This guys just watching a random video? Huh. Part of him was surprised that Kurt wasn’t sitting there googling random shit on the internet like how to get a girlfriend or something. Youch.

Beetlejuice tapped his fingertips against the chair as he sighed with boredom. Alright, alright, let’s mess with this guy a bit. The demon snapped his fingers so the computer would begin getting different “virus” warnings and pop ups. Things like flashy colors that look like crappy signs, big bold letters… “WANT FAME? RICHES? ANYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT? CALL NOW! SAY BEETLEJUICE THREE TIMES!”

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ This guy better listen. I really need some entertainment right now. ❛

Beetlejuice grumbled, he really needed to bother someone. And this little guy seemed like juuuust the perfect one. Wait. Would this guy see him? Would he? Ehhh… Maybe? Depends. Beetlejuice had no goddamn idea if Kurt was the kinda guy that could even see him. Either way he’s gonna fuck around. …And probably find out.

…Beetlejuice was watching over Kurt with silence, the most quiet he’s ever been to be specific. He laughed and made a snarky comment,

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Wow, this guy really has no social life, ey? ‘Wonder what he’s up to… ❛

~ @ghostwiththeemost (ooc: BOO!)

What was Kurt doing? To be honest with you? Nothing much, for once in his life, he was relaxing. He'd just gotten done with his day of driving, carting people all across the city, one place to another. Not that they knew him—no one ever really noticed him, not in the way he wanted.

Now he found himself slumped on gaming chair , staring blankly at his pc monitor. The day's events played back in his mind: the rides, the small talk, the countless faces, all so unaware of the camera watching their every move. Each ride was another chance to leave a mark. But did it even matter? He scrolled through his phone, refreshing his social media feed over and over. The notifications were barely trickling in, just a few likes here and there. The big break, the viral moment he craved—it still hadn’t come.

The city’s hum outside his window was almost mocking him, reminding him of all the people living lives way more interesting than his own. He was supposed to be more than this, wasn't he? More than just some ride-share driver. More than just a nobody. Kurt sighed, eyes flicking back to the screen. Another influencer’s video with thousands of views. Thousands of people watching, commenting, caring. He took a deep hit from his e-cigarette , exhaling the sweet tasting vapour upwards. He'd had enough of trying.

[ghostwiththeemost]

He starts to snicker. What was he planning?

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ So. You have a missing eye, I have a tongue… Hear me out here… ❛

…I think the implication was enough. He wants to stick his fuckin’ tongue in his eye. Nasty… Nasty.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Ey, babes, I got a question for ya. Will ya be able to gimme an answer? This is totally important. Life or death. Ya get me? ❛

~ @ghostwiththeemost

I might be able to. Shoot.