#|🎩| ~ 𝑩𝑱 𝑯𝑨𝑼𝑵𝑻𝑺 𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑪𝑯!

[ghostwiththeemost]

°•. ✿ ❜ Hey, don’t disrespect the name little man- I mean uh- sweets. Just say it three times and I’ll be outta your hair, Kay? ❛

“Velvette” leaned close with a wink, tapping the card twice. Her eye twitched slightly, almost as if she was frustrated. You didn’t hear this from me but… Beetlejuice wanted to be summoned right here right NOW!!! He was impatient as SHIT!!!!!!

°•. ✿ ❜ C’mon, you know how I said I could get you power and money? This pal can help ya even more! ❛

AAAHHHEEEEMMM~! Yeah, you're cooked now little man!

Velvette comes walking up to you, however her hair was noticeably green at the tips and her eyes were a bright green. She had a... Weirdly excited tone to her voice as she spoke, holding out a... Stupidly weird business card. What was up with her today? And don't even get me started on the really tacky black and white jacket she had alongside her now green sweater and black skirt... What the hell.

°•. ✿ ❜ Heya Sweets. Got a business card for ya, mind readin' the name about three times? Do me a favor? I'll give ya a kiss if you doooo~! ❛ ...Yeah, something's up. They're not even a thing... But... do you listen to them and agree? ~ @venomousvelvette -- Or is she? ~ Nah, this isn't Vel. @ghostwiththeemost

((OHHH SHIT THIS JUST GOT REAL CHAT-))

he had to admit, she definitely wasn’t..uh. Yeah. This was weird. Super weird. Where was the pink? WHERE WAS THE PINK?!?

Huh. Did she always have green in her hair? Maybe..? hmm..he was stupid so, Ditch was a bit confused. But whatever.

“business card?”

He yoinks the card out of Vel’s- or uh. Yk-? He yoinks the card. Yeah.

He mumbled, looking confused.

“what kind of name is “beetlejuice”?”

ooo. Little did he know that that was strikkeeee one.

[ghostwiththeemost]

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Shut up, you wish you were me, Shortstack. You’re three apples tall. ❛

That is you

“My hair Isnt tree green.”

[ghostwiththeemost]

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Sorry shorty, can’t hear ya from up here. Can ya repeat that again? ❛

Smug smirk. This bitch.

That is you

“My hair Isnt tree green.”

[ghostwiththeemost]

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ HAHA! YA FELL FOR THAT? EVEN IF IT WAS AN INSULT? WAHAHAHAHAAAAA- ❛

Fucking CACKLING, Beetlejuice leans over, crying and laughing. This little man is a bit stupid. Love him for that.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ You make me laugh tiny man. ❛

That is you

“My hair Isnt tree green.”