#|| drawing shit like this is my love language

[tailorofdeath13]

Parseltongue Black brothers

september

Sirius: *hisses at Regulus in the Great Hall*

Regulus: *rolls his eyes and frowns*

Remus: “The fuck was that?”

Sirius: “Oh, nothing.”

november

Regulus: *face red, nostrils flared and hisses like a mad man at Sirius in the Transfiguration Courtyard*

Sirius: *laughs his brother in the face and walks away*

Barty: “Are you a kettle? What was that noise?”

Regulus: “Shut up, Barty.”

march

*Sirius and Regulus having a hissing match on the Quidditch pitch, Sirius throwing his hands around wildly while Regulus just looks like he might explode on the spot*

Remus: “Oi, Prongs, do you think it’s the inbreeding?”

James: “I have no idea, but this is scary. They look like they are talking or something.”

may

*Barty wakes up in the middle of the night to a strange sound*

*sees that Regulus is sitting on his bed, notes and books all around him, frantic look on his face, Lumos shines from his wand*

Barty: “Reg, you forgot to draw your curtains again, and for the love of Merlin, shut the fuck up, you are quite scary while doing that.”

Regulus: “Whatever.” *quickly draws the curtains around his bed and throws up a Muffliato*

june

*the Black brothers are standing in the middle of the corridor, yelling in English and French at each other and occasionally emitting strange hissing noises, the skittles and marauders just standing and looking at each other like ?!?!?!*

Peter: “Shouldn’t we like… do something?”

Barty: “No, I want to see who curses who first. My bet is on Regulus.” *fist bumps with Evan*

James: “Pads, don’t… just…”

*Dumbledore materialises from thin air*

Dumbledore: “Now, now, gentlemen…”

*the brothers freeze mid-hissing and the others are murmuring every variation of “thank Merlin”*

Dumbledore: “Ah, parseltongue, how rare of a skill! Delightful” *toodles away*

Evan: “…parseltongue?”

Lily: *sighing and rolling her eyes so hard they almost fall out of her head* “Yes, they are parselmouth. They can speak the language of snakes. It’s a rare ability; it leads back all the way to Salazar Slytherin. The legend says only his true descendants are able to speak Parseltongue.”

*everyone and their mother loses their shit and starts a screaming match with both of the brothers*

i got inspired by @noblehouseofgay

[yes-no-maybe-soo]

Thank you for tagging me @voidsylus 🥰❤️

I too have Sylus tunnel vision 🐦‍⬛💘

I have a high affinity for shiny things, esp. gems and stones (I have very few real ones tho 😓)

I love to collect things

My luck is abysmal. As an example, in my 2 decades of life I have won 1 prize — A razor and some shaving cream. I was 8 lmao

I hoard diamonds (in-game that is. I am too poor to be able to do it IRL)

I can't hold a tune for shit

My drawing skills would make any 4 year old look like Leonardo da Vinci

I have an affinity with birds, with corvids being my favorites

My sleep schedule is fucked up

I'm sentimental

My love languages are quality time, physical touch, and words of affirmation. Also gift giving.

I prefer giving rather than receiving gifts

I would rather jump off a skyscraper than cheat on my partner. Being unfaithful is just inconceivable to me.

I don't get many phone calls (thank God)

I have a small intimate circle that I am fiercely loyal to

I am weak against sunlight

I'm a spring baby

I am an old soul. Certified young granny.

I'm passing this on to @sylustful @myoldcrow @pomegranatepip @carmelves @catbolt @qinluna and @sylusbelovedwifey ♡

so let's play another game

Tell something you have in common with your favorite (s) LI(s) then tag someone else

Me and Zayne are both lightweight. Y'all I can't drink alchohol to save my lips 🤚💀 without ending up tipsy just a glass of wine is enough to make my head spin .

Me and Rafayel are both dramatic but only with people we care about , I like to get on my friends and family's nerve (that how I show my love 😔)

@jinwoosbabyboo @yourlocalcatscammer @erensfeed

[cherub014]

more oc x canon shitposts. idk what came over me in the last hour

[gayrathatata]

Little doodle of V2.0 Earth!

Notes/lore (?) Under the cut!

The creator decided a slimmer look on her would be best after the attack of bloodmoon. You know, to make her more conventionally attractive and, therefore, make him look better.

But being changed from a fuller body to a tinier one wasn't very pleasing for Earth. In fact, it was very uncomfortable and even more considering that she was already in not so good terms with her father.

Thankfully, she was able to have Moon and Solar do a few tweaks on her after the whole forgor incident. Making her appreciate the body she was in a bit more, but not making her miss her previous size any less.

With time and other events, she is capable of getting a third body and a fourth design. One that was built entirely with love, and that represents the long way she has gone through since she arrived at the Superstar Daycare!

Also yeah I fought the creator for custody and now I'm her father and I shall treat her like best daughter on the whole solar system cus she IS. :)

[depressedtheatrekiddo]

WHO THE FUCK DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO PUT MY FINALS THE WEEK THAT COMES AFTER ARCANE ACT 3 COMES OUT 😭😭😭😭😭

[blob-with-a-pencil]

What's the origin of your blog name?: ive always imagined myself as a blob whenever i feel strong emotions and i like drawing so i kinda put those two together and.. here we are :)

OTP(s)+Ship Name: i love gay ships a lot, especially mlm, so i guess solangelo, superbat, drarry (i stumble upon it sometimes so its kinda a guilty pleasure..), and lowkey that one captain and doctor in a story book im reading who have such immense chemistry. i cant.

Favourite colour: blood red, persian red, blue, purple, black, and gold✨ i also like pink too! tho not really a favourite

Favourite game: GHARTIC PHONE OMG I COULD PLAY THAT SHIT FOR HOURS- and probably among us, minecraft(i haven't played in a looong time) and roblox!

Song stuck in your head: never enough from the greatest showman and tv by mico

Weirdest trait/habit: i bite shit and i eat random things

Hobbies: doodling, writing (most of it is stored in my brain file room), crying, eating, singing, reading:)

If you work, what's your profession?: sir, this is a school, and i am a student. /sillh

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be?: maybe an actor, or psychologist. maybe even detective, i dunno.

Something you're good at: i mean, im pretty good at drawing

Something you're bad at: probably time management, focusing on something, PE, keeping my emotions in check, ordering at coffee shops (i swear, i always stutter), and doing anything right

Something you love: talking to my friends:)) and imagining scenarios that will never happen.

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: probably crime cases, if you give me a specific one. and how to apologize properly for something without saying ‘Oh, im sorry you feel that way’. and things about psychology (kind of)

Something you hate: when people think its okay to act like dicks for absolutely no reason at all

Something you collect: i don't really collect stuff? but I've got journals and books

Something you forget: a lot

What's your love language?: I CRAVE THY TOUCH DEAR COMPANION. words of affirmation and quality time too

Favourite movie/show: Percy Jackson, Adams Project, BLOOD OF ZEUSSS

Favourite food: T U N A 🐟

Favourite animal: oh my freaking gosh i lub snakes, birds, cats and any sea creature

What were you like as a child?: probably the brightest star, creative, loud, and always wanted to play. a bit dumb tho.

Favourite subject at school: science, maths (no im not kidding, i love math), arts, and home economics

Least favourite subject: FUCKING PHYSICAL EDUCATION and history.

What's your best character trait?: im supportive? and im smart (kinda ig)

What's your worst character trait?: i snap easily (irl) and i care too much

If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be?: uhhmmm i would like to have less problems in the family

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet?: my grandfather on my moms side, i would like to punch him in the jaw. for the shit. he did.

Tag as many mutuals as you want! (no pressure):

@itsmylovedaydreamdreamdream @peapea-0405 @cceanvvaves @childofthewargod @darkly-stagnating-fish-tank @daonedaonlysk

Get to know your mutuals!

What's the origin of your blog title? When I was in middle school, someone told me "you dress so goth, but your personality is so happy. You're like a really cheerful grim reaper. A joyful soul collector." And that's been my username for most everything ever since!

OTP(s) + Shipname: Oooh, right now it's Jayvik, and tbh I can't think of another one, this is one of the first ships I've been really really into tbh. Other dynamics focused on my blog have actually been more platonic, like Irondad

Favorite color: Red!

Favorite game: Dungeons and Dragons! Both as a player, and DM!

Song stuck in your head: The Challenge - EPIC

Weirdest habit/trait? I download thousands of still frames of tv shows that I love so I can make memes out of them. But I have to sift through and delete all the pictures that are blurry or unnecessary, which takes hours. I think it's super fun because I'm autistic and really enjoy sorting stuff lol

Hobbies: Writing, playing DnD, making memes, and hanging out with my friends!

If you work, what's your profession? Not so much a profession lol, I work at a toy store. It's a part time job while I'm in college, studying to be a radiologist!

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be? Realistically? Radiologist. But ANY job I wish? Professional DM or Professional DnD player, like the people on Dropout or Critical Role haha

Something you're good at: I'm good at writing stories! I can write them well and write things that make people feel deep emotions, and I like that.

Something you're bad at: Recognizing when someone doesn't want help haha. I tend to try and fix things or help people when they just want to vent, and it ends up frustrating for both of us.

Something you love: I love stories. Any kind, I love so so many

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: My favorite shows and stories, my dnd campaigns and characters, my stories and ideas

Something you hate: Fascism. Bigotry. Willful ignorance. Fearmongering. Propaganda.

Something you collect: Dice!! I'm a dice goblin for sure haha

Something you forget: I often forget chores unfortunately

What's your love language? Physical touch and acts of service

Favorite movie/show: Ooh right now it's definitely Arcane haha

Favorite food: Sushi!

Favorite animal: Cats!

What were you like as a child? In a word? Unwell haha. I'm a good bit better now, still struggling with a lot, but better than I used to do

Favorite subject at school? English, I was always good at that class

Least favorite subject: Chemistry. I hate that shit so much lol

What's your best character trait? I think that I'm kind and willing to stand up for others

What's your worst character trait? I can be disrespectful to some types of spirituality unfortunately. It just doesn't make logical sense to me. I have two friends that are fully convinced that a cursed doll gave some youtuber testicular cancer. And I just can't see the logic or critical thought in that

If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be? Mmm. All of fascism shit is definitely damaging my calm so I'd love to change that specifically

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet? Harry Allen. Google him he's a badass transgender cowboy

Tag as as many mutuals as you want!!

@sb-essebi @glitternightingale @blatterpussbunnyfromhell @captainhollowstories @kydrogendragon @misforvendetta @poetryinmotion-author @bocularteletheric @kai-ovillager @thatoneneuvichiliauthor @4amarcanethoughts @alexspearsxoxo @kotonni @buckybucananbarnes @kakesuwolf @martybaker @patheticjayce @sleepycrowhours @aixabi @up-the-bracket @snoopyviktor @emdashflower @humanshapedstress @hellsalore @juuzousmom @softandslow @fangirlshenanigans04 @batmans-attic @lvrstrsh @bluemoyai @tearexxwrites @bodyofvvater @lifeandeathepub @areesespiece @lancesblueazaleas @monaisme @milkywaysipper @carmendyy @tseecka @heazueken @tophat-69 @velocitychroma @prjctdiva @gremlinofchaos @ourvectorviktor @kenjinx @jxmimac @gh0stedvhampir @voxconcordia @arcaneheraldslawyer

ngl I tried to tag ALL my mutuals that I have, but this was how many it allowed me to do before it made me stop lol so here's as many as I could fit!

[chipjrwibignaturals]

literally so fucked up i can’t realistically just do socio-communication research my entire life. why must i have a “career” to “make money” and “care for myself”. i want to study fujoshis.

[itadore-you]

LIFE UPDATE !! <3

GUYSYSUGYVFUICHJOPSHIGUFYDUIHWOSPCIJOHIGUFYSGUHIJOCD IM GOING TO UNIVERSITY THIS SEPTEMBERRRRRRRRR TO STUDY MEDICINEEEEE

TWO YEARS. TWO YEARS OF PAIN WENT INTO THIS OH MY GODDDDDDD I CANT BELIEVE I MADE IT

I STILL REMEMBER MY GERMAN TEACHERS SAYING NO WHEN I ASKED TO BE PREDICTED A*. I REMEMBER GETTING B IN MY BIOLOGY END OF YEAR AND CRYING MY EYES OUT THINKING I COULDNT APPLY ANYMORE. I REMEMBER THE DISAPPOINTMENT EVERY SINGLE TIME I PUSHED HARD FOR CHEMISTRY BUT DIDNT PUSH HARD ENOUGH NONE OF IT MATTERS ANYMORE IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ottoslab]

being an artist is so cool did you know you can just draw things for people if you want. Dude

[unhonestlymirror]

Many of you, guys, perceive Lithuania the same way English colonizers perceived Indian women in sari. Shall I tell you this story?

[blueish-bird]

What if I tried to write a cowboy au except the only cowboy things I know are Trigun and Cowboy Bebop. What then

[arcadian-vampire]

Nervous giggles

Even more nervous giggles

There are so many professional paintings here, so many technically advanced, highly impressive works, and I'm just like [slaps some crayons down] y- yeehaw,,

I'm keeping the Escape Motions site Exciting. keeping it Interesting and Ridiculously Colorful

[confusedwriter404]

What if I make an ask rp blog with my Forsaken OCs then made their interactions drawn out? What then, huh?

[hopeheartfilia]

huh maybe im experiencing some self confidence issues

[dashiellqvverty]

obviously the best way to become a better writer is to read real books but there’s so many things that annoy me in fic that i feel like should be able to be addressed by simply READING MORE FANFICTION. i’m going to be mean here but so often i will see things like the way people use commas (or more accurately, don’t use them), or calling characters “the blond” “the younger man” etc, or idk those are the main examples on my mind at the moment but other shit like that. and i’m like surely even if you don’t read books you read other fanfic right??? do you not think it sounds bad when other fic reads like this???

[psychoticwillgraham]

*is literally fighting it’s body tooth and nail to stop it from going to sleep*