#|| Dash Commentary

[alacrityabound]

“I can’t believe it even needs to be said but do not give the humans energon.”

[xretiredcommanderx]

Optimus told me I need to behave...

...Where's the dirt at I want 300 Shanix...

[inthecompanyofprimes]

“I mean, who doesn’t like boobs?” He takes a sip of his coffee. “I mean yeah, I’m more of a ‘hips and waist’ kinda dude but like. I still get it, y’know?”

[lastglaivestanding]

fr though why'd they let kingsglaive Ravus look like that-?

[balladofaspider]

Miguel’s really considering hitting that self destruct button right now

[starsrealigned]

"Burthday?"

[king-of-wrath]

Apparently, even in the year of Our Lord Two-thousand and Twenty-four, people need this simple chart explained to them at length

[statementlou]

Kate Cassidy's video tribute to Liam

[hellsmayflower]

"National boyfriend week,huh? So....who's my boyfriend?"

[bingbongbugtime]

Eevee is cool but what about wimpod how do we feel about wimpod

[alacrityabound]

"I, for one, am definitely bullying Unicron."

[xretiredcommanderx]

Wreckers I was trying to sleep...

I said no bombs!

[inthecompanyofprimes]

He’s throwing rocks at Starscream, and he’s aiming for the eyes.

[thaumatology]

Therapy doesn't 'fix' you, it's not magic. It just gives you tools to deal with whatever your problem is.

[balladofaspider]

Miguel's absolutely got his hand hovering over this right now

[starsrealigned]

So much wine for his birthday, one might think he affiliates himself often with that drunkard in Mondstadt. (he does)