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[goodvibesandmemes]

GENERAL MEMES: Vampire/Immortal Themed 🩸🦇🌹

↳ Please feel free to tweak them.

Themes: violence, death, blood, murder, depression/negative thoughts

SYMBOLS: ↳ Use “↪”to reverse the characters where applicable!

🦇 - To catch my muse transforming into a bat 🌞 - To warn my muse about/see my muse in the sunlight. 🩸 - To witness my muse drinking blood from a bag. 🐇 - To witness To catch my muse drinking blood from an animal. 🧔🏽 - To witness To catch my muse drinking blood from a human. 🦌 - For our muses hunt together for the first time. 🏃🏿‍♀️ - To see my muse using super speed. 🏋🏼‍♂️ - To see my muse using their super strength. 🧛🏻‍♂️ - To confront my muse about being a vampire. 🌕 - For my muse to lament missing the sun. ⏰ - For my muse to tell yours about a story from their long, immortal life. 🤛🏽 - To offer my muse your wrist to drink from. 👩🏿 - For my muse to reminisce about a long lost love. 👩🏽‍🤝‍👩🏽 - For your muse to look exactly like my muse's lost love. 👄 - For my muse to bite yours. 👀 - For my muse to glamour/compel yours. 🧄 - To try and sneakily feed my muse garlic to test if they're a vampire. 🔗 - To try and apprehend my muse with silver chains. 🔪 - To try and attack my muse with a wooden stake. 👤 - To notice that my muse doesn't have a reflection. 🌹 - For my muse to turn yours into a vampire. ��� - For my muse and yours to spend time together during the night. 🧛🏼‍♀️ - For my muse to tell yours about their maker/sire.

SENTENCES:

"I've been alive for a long time [ name ], I can handle myself." "I'm over a thousand years old, you can't stop me!" "Lots of windows in this place, not exactly the greatest place for a vampire." "Do you really drink human blood? Don't you feel guilty?" "Vampires are predators, [ name ] hunting is just part of our nature, you can't change that." "You just killed that person! You're a monster!" "Tomorrow at dawn, you'll meet the sun [ name ]." "Can you make me like you?" "Do you really want to live forever?" "You say you want to live forever, [ name ], but forever is a long time, longer than you can imagine." "What was it like to live through [ historic event / time period ]?" "Did people really dress like that when you were young?" "What were you like when you were human?" "We’re vampires, [ name ], we have no soul to save, and I don’t care." "How many people have you killed? You can tell me, I can handle it." "Did you meet [ historic figure ]?" "Everyone dies in the end, what does it matter if I... speed it along." "Every time we feed that person is someone's mother, brother, sister, husband. You better start getting used to that if you want to survive this life." "[ she is / he is / they are ] the strongest vampire anyone has heard of, no one knows how to stop them, and if you try you're going to get yourselves killed." "Vampire hunters are everywhere in this city, you need to watch your back." "Humans will never understand the bond a vampire has with [ his / her / their ] maker, it's a bond like no other." "Here, have this ring, it will protect you from the sunlight." "I get you're an immortal creature of the night and all that, but do you have to be such a downer about it?" "In my [ centuries / decades / millennia ] of living, do you really think no one has tried to kill me before?" "Vampires aren't weakened by garlic, that's a myth." "I used to be a lot worse than I was now, [ name ], I've had time to mellow, to become used to what I am. I'm ashamed of the monster I was." "The worst part of living forever is watching everyone you love die, while you stay frozen, still, constant." "I've lived so long I don't feel anything any more." "Are there more people like you? How many?" "Life has never been fair, [ name ], why would start being fair now you're immortal?" "You want to be young forever? Knock yourself out, I just hope you understand what you're giving up." "You never told me who turned you into a vampire. Who were they? Why did they do it?" "I could spend an eternity with you and never get bored." "Do you really sleep in coffins?" "There are worse things for a vampire than death, of that I can assure you [ name ]." "You need to feed, it's been days. You can drink from me, I can tell you're hungry." "The process of becoming a vampire is risky, [ name ], you could die, and I don't know if I could forgive myself for killing you." "I'm a vampire, I can hold a grudge for a long time, so believe me when I say I will never forgive this. Never." "You were human once! How can you have no empathy?" "You don't have to kill to be a vampire, but what would be the fun in that." "You can spend your first years of immortality doing whatever you want to whoever you want, but when you come back to your senses, it'll hit you harder than anything you've felt before." "One day, [ name ], everything you've done is going to catch up to you, and you're never going to forgive yourself." "Stop kidding yourself, [ name ], you're a vampire, a killer, a predator. You might as well embrace it now because you can't keep this up forever." "You can't [ compel / glamour ] me, I have something to protect me." "When you've lived as long as me, there's not much more in life you can do." "You want me to turn you? You don't know what you're asking me to do." "You really have to stop hissing like that, it's getting on my nerves." "I'm going to drive this stake through your heart, [ name ], and I'm going to enjoy it."

[too-much-tma-stuff]

The Drs. Fenton Crash a Funeral

This is a deleted scene from Neither Gone Nor Forgotten where Jack and Maddie aggressively crash Danny’s funeral. I decided it didn’t fit the vibe I wanted.

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“We’re here today in remembrance of Danny Phantom, a brave young man lost to soon in the line of duty. He never should have had to-“ Batman started before he was interrupted by a loud crash. Before he could think he had a weapon in his hand, and to his shock so did both Jazz and Valerie, what looked like a taser and gun pointed towards the sound.

“Mom, Dad, what are you doing here?! I didn’t tell you this was happening for a reason!” Jazz insisted and Batman felt anger flare in his gut, as if he wasn’t already angry that they’d BROKEN ONE OF THE ANTIQUE STAINGLASS WINDOWS WHEN THERE WAS A PERFECTLY GOOD DOOR!

“Eat lead ghost!” Jack said as the weapon in his hand made a sound like it was charging. Batman blinked and tensed more, ready to dodge since the weapon was pointed at him!

“Technically it’s not lead but-“ Maddie started to correct before Jazz and Valerie both jumped into action. Jazz sprinted forward shoving the fun down so it was pointing at the floor and shocked her father who made a comical sound and collapsed, Jazz kicked the dropped weapon away from him. At the same time Valerie swept Maddie’s legs out from under her, she wasn’t expecting it and fell, her eyes widening behind her goggles as Val planted her feet and levelled the gun at her.

“Get out! Go home! I didn’t tell you about the funeral how did you even find out?! You-.. Did you bug my phone!?” Jasmine demanded of her mother.

“We just wanted to make sure you were safe sweetie and it’s a good thing we did! Danny is our Son! Our boy and if his body was found it should have been returned to us right away!” Maddie insisted while Jack was still laying on the ground dazed.

“No! He didn’t want that, he left instructions for his body and he didn’t want it to be burned which is why I didn’t invite you! I knew you’d pull something like this! Because your obsession with ghosts always outweighs out wellbeing!” Jazz yelled.

“Sweetie, that’s not fair! We-“

“NO! You listen to me! Your obsession with science is all encompassing and Danny and I always got lost in the shuffle! You  just wanted us to be ghost hunters like you and you never cared about who we actually were. You never should have had kids and congratulations! Now you don’t! Because Danny is dead,” her voice choked up, she finally blinked and it sent tears down her cheeks. “Danny is dead and this is my last straw! You didn’t come to morn your son you came to steal his corpse so you could fuel your fucking obsession! I’m not coming home for Christmas now, lose my number I never want to hear from you again. Now GET OUT!”

The heroes had been about to intervene when the two girls stepped up and it seemed they’d unanimously decided to hang back to let Jazz say her piece. Now that she was done a Superman moved in, grabbing them both by the collar of their shirts and dragging them up before Jack (who’d finally recovered enough to try and speak) could get any words out. Maybe some day they would realize what they’d done and what they’d lost, but apparently it wouldn’t be today.

[requiesticat]

Fandom: Mouthwashing Rating: Teen Characters: Anya, Jimmy, Curly, Daisuke, Swansea Tags: One Shot, Alternate Universe, Post-Canon, Canon-Typical Violence, Past Sexual Assault, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Unplanned Pregnancy, Hurt No Comfort, Cannibalism, Euthanasia, Assisted Suicide

Summary: Anya's second-worst nightmare comes true. Stuck in the medical room during a power outage, she is forced to make a fast decision she will always regret.

Based on another story, Tongue Scraping by VictimX. This takes place directly afterwards.

A bit about this: though there is a scene involving passive cannibalism, technically, it’s less disturbing out of context. Still verges on “dead dove do not eat” territory, and as with my other MW fics there are dark themes so keep the tags in mind before reading.

Jimmy isn’t trying to get out of consequences again here. More that he’s resigned himself to live like this, has had a month to think things over, but when he and Anya see the opportunity to end his suffering on her terms in a less traumatizing way, they both take it, with him silently encouraging her to do something he’s desensitized to. He’s also well-aware that the crew are probably going to eat his flesh in order to survive and wants to make that sacrifice if it means they’re able to make it back home. So Anya gets a strange sort of closure in the end, but doesn’t leave medical without being haunted by the act. The whole situation is more or less “something awful we don’t want to do by any means but essentially have to in order to get out alive,” which is the impression I got from themes the entire Dental Hygiene series presents.

I was thinking of the song Euthanasia by Will Wood while drafting this fic. Swansea’s “good riddance” line towards the end is a direct reference to Graham Chapman’s eulogy. He strikes me as someone who would enjoy dark humor, so it seemed like a fitting quote to interpolate here.

[rosiebutler]

ROSARIO “ROSIE” BUTLER.    32  28.   sometimes i wonder if i should be medicated,  if i would feel better just lightly sedated.  the feeling comes so fast and i cannot control it.   i’m on fire but i’m trying not to show it.

STATS.

GENDER/PRONOUNS:   she/her,  ciswoman

OCCUPATION:  manager at lucky lasso,  housewife,  mother

HOBBIES:  shopping,  manicures,  karaoke,  drinking,  horse-riding,  community event planning, gossiping

NOTABLE FEATURES: contracture scars on her back/chest,  upper arm.   discolouration on the right side of her neck/shoulder/face (no texture change + covered with heavy makeup).  hypertrophic scar on hip.   facial dimples,  shoulder dimples.

FC:  priscilla quintana

TIMELINE.

TWs:  fire, sibling death,  body image, perfectionism.

0-7:  A man in love doesn’t see a woman leaving her husband and child for what she is:   a cycle waiting to happen.   Your mother leaves before you can form words and tell her hi.  She doesn’t tell you bye,  either.   Daddy loves you and your older brother enough for two and works that way,  too.

8:  The homocidal flame that ate their rickedy apartment brought a paycheque with it.   Some of it paid for the grafts and surgeries to fix his daughter’s skin (and the biennial follow-ups),  while the rest made them rich.   You and your father,  that is.  Your brother is dead (and it will never be mentioned again).

9-13:  Oblivious peers count your frequent days-off lucky.   You relish in the false spotlight,   but suffer how consistently bodies grow through childhood;   skin grafting is painful and it never seems to end.  Once, people called you beautiful.

14-18:  Beauty is subjective.  It’s also flexible.  Stuff enough tissue paper down your shirt and you’re the classroom envy.  Hundreds are spent on appearance enhancers and daddy’s got plenty and can’t tell you no.  Ugly duckling doesn’t grow into her beauty;   it is made.  Life at the top is glorious and short-lived. The friends you loved and those you claimed to all promised each other a life-long bond.  You never hear from them again.

19:   Your studies land you outside the state,  because the university of california garnered more envy than the local.  What sounded like a good idea (a teaching degree) just made you loathe sticky hands.  Half through it’s completion,  you meet the man you make yourself love and—

20-23:  —you make your husband.  His lawyer position pays off your unfinished student loan and everything that you learned from it;  you try for children.   Everywhere needs a lawyer and Whiskey Flats is where you raise them.  You live in a two-story home,  not an apartment.   Life is good.

24-28 (31):  Then it’s boring.   One girl was manageable.  Two,  and the depression that comes with it— her,  is insufferable.  By chance,   a friend resorts to you as a fill-in for her understaffed jewelry store.   That desperate measure turns into an unexpected (borderline inappropriate) obsession.   A sense of control is found behind the counter and the conversation never ends.  

28 (32):   THE June Watson purchases a store in the center of town.  Even better,  your lucky stars align and she employs you manager.  Working for a beloved,  house-hold name trumps any other piece of information in an introduction:   Rosie Butler,   I work with (for) THE June Watson,  married to a loving husband,  mother of two bright girls.  All those (bitches!) that claimed you peaked in highschool have gone awfully quiet these days.

[longreads]

How Concerned Citizens Drove a Neo-Nazi Out of Rural Maine

Christopher Pohlhaus planned to build a fascist training compound in the woods of rural Maine. The local journalists, veterans, lumberjacks, and policymakers weren't having it.

Pohlhaus, 37, is a former U.S. marine, an itinerant tattoo artist, and a hardcore white-supremacist influencer. He is loud and hostile, and proud to be both. His voice is pitched surprisingly high, and he has a slight Southern drawl. He has a large body and small bald head; a blue-black tattoo crawls up the right side of his face, from his chin to his forehead. Over the years, Pohlhaus has collected thousands of social media followers, who know him by his nickname: Hammer.

Hammer had been living in Texas for a few years when, in March 2022, he bought the land in Maine. He told his followers that he was going to use it to build a haven, operational center, and training ground for white supremacists.

Check out our excerpt of The Atavist’s latest blockbuster story. 

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PORTO ROCHA

[nanaluvbug]

🧀🥪🌶️🥭 The Ravening War portraits  🧀🥪🌶️🥭

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[ID: a series of digitally illustrated portraits showing - top left to bottom right - Bishop Raphaniel Charlock (an old radish man with a big red head and large white eyebrows & a scraggly beard. he wears green and gold robes with symbols of the bulb and he smirks at the viewer) Karna Solara (a skinny young chili pepper woman with wavy green hair, freckled light green skin with red blooms on her cheeks. she wears a chili pepper hood lined with small pepper seeds and stares cagily ahead) Thane Delissandro Katzon (a muscular young beef man with bright pinkish skin with small skin variations to resemble pastrami and dark burgundy hair. he wears a bread headress with a swirl of rye covering his ears and he looks ahead, optimistic and determined) Queen Amangeaux Epicée du Peche (a bright mango woman with orange skin, big red hair adorned with a green laurel, and sparkling green/gold makeup. she wears large gold hoop earrings and a high leafy collar) and Colin Provolone (a scraggly cheese man with waxy yellow skin and dark slicked back hair and patchy dark facial hair. he wears a muted, ratty blue bandana around his neck and raises a scarred brow at the viewer with a smirk) End ID.)

[70sscifiart]

One of my favorites by Paul Lehr, used as a 1971 cover to "Earth Abides," by George R. Stewart. It's also in my upcoming art book!

[taizooo]

もともとは10年ほど前にTumblrにすごくハマっていて。いろんな人をフォローしたらかっこいい写真や色が洪水のように出てきて、もう自分で絵を描かなくて良いじゃん、ってなったんです。それで何年も画像を集めていって、そこで集まった色のイメージやモチーフ、レンズの距離感など画面構成を抽象化して、いまの感覚にアウトプットしています。画像の持つ情報量というものが作品の影響になっていますね。

映画『きみの色』山田尚子監督×はくいきしろい対談。嫉妬し合うふたりが語る、色と光の表現｜Tokyo Art Beat

[layla-keating]

#thistension

XO, KITTY — 1.09 “SNAFU”

[nevver]

No one wants to be here and no one wants to leave, Dave Smith (because)

[foodffs]

Noodles with Lamb Sauce (Laghman, 新疆拌面) Xinjiang laghman features chewy noodles served with a bold and rich lamb and tomato sauce that is bursting with flavor.

Recipe: https://omnivorescookbook.com/recipes/uyghur-style-noodles-with-lamb-sauce

[lesserknownbots]

CJ from Hello World (MSPFA) by phasedsun?

[mellowlike]

齋藤飛鳥

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