#{no saturday shift}

[phantomrose96]

Having a cat in winter time is very very dangerous they don’t warn you.

“It’s cold.” I knew that part. I’ve been through 27 “it’s cold”s in my life. “It’s cold AND there’s a soft little cat asleep on my bed with me”? Dangerous. Absolutely dangerous. You will never ever get up again.

[scourge-sympathiser]

SCOURGE SUNDAY 038/???

i just felt liek doodling 026 again tee hee

[seaweedbrain404]

i don’t know who needs to hear this (me) but if you experience chronic pain or illness or you’re disabled and you can’t work at all or you can’t work certain jobs or you can only work a couple hours or you’re struggling to find a job, it’s okay. especially if you’re also in full time education because this is difficult and i wish we didn’t have to work whilst being in full time education.

but my point is; you are trying your best with what you have. do not push yourself to do what able bodied and healthy people are doing because that is not only an unrealistic, but quite unfair, standard to set for yourself

[huenistar]

i manifested my period going away😭🙏🙏🙏

i got it on oct 10 (2 days ago) and i was like naw fuck this shit i hate it so much, realized that i can manifest it being gone

all i said was that my period will be gone by saturday

TODAY IS SATURDAY AND GUESS WHAT? its gone🔥🔥 never over complicate the loa

[venuslove-28]

reply to this post w costumes u think ur faves would wear and i might doodle em !!

[moeblob]

having a stressful time at work but i think it's very important to point out the other day i was asking a guy for help and he's like aight gotcha and then we go to this freezer room and he, from somewhere beyond a mound of boxes, just goes "you like anime right?"

sir this is the FIRST TIME we have spoken how did you clock that.

(he claims i had the vibes of someone who liked it then i was like oh like the woman in the deli wearing a jujutsu- and before i can finish the series name he says "no not her, she just liked the shirt. she's never watched anime". . . oh. i see. you have already had this debate with her then. okay.)

EDIT UPDATE:

So I got clocked AGAIN as a weeb by a coworker because I saw part of her outfit and was like "oh, Attack on Titan?" and while I then said I've never watched it she said that's fair then "do you know anything about vtubers?" and I just. Are you kidding me. I mean yeah but like. Why is your safe question with me "do you know about vtubers".

WHAT AURA DO I BRING TO A GROCERY STORE TO BE CALLED OUT LIKE THIS?

[beccawise7]

Words hold little meaning when your able to read a person's energy. We all say we are "fine" but it's what we don't say that's telling.

~beccawise7 💜🖤

[sweettjrose]

At first, it can be a bit jarring for new Phantom Blot fans to see the drastically different tones used for the character.

But it also leads to funny realization that this guy...

And this guy...

Are the same person.

[mischiefbuckley]

ASDFGHJKL STOP IT RIGHT NOW OMG

[hiraethwrote]

finally off work

[moss-on-a-rock]

(Guy who needs to quit her job voice) I need to quit my job

[hella1975]

so there's a reason my new job got back to me so quickly about my application and that's bc it's an absolute fucking shambles like actually perfect timing for me to decide to rewatch the bear bc i have never more felt like ive been thrown into a broke on-its-knees establishment trying to crawl its way up the ladder where i am somehow a godsend to them. my old job was crazy and shambolic in the sense that the industry is just Like That but this one?????? insanity. every 5 mins i am questioning what im doing with my life. ive already had a walk-in fridge moment

[amygdalae]

AUGH the copy of burning chrome I ordered at work arrived ouyhhhgg

[baravaggio]

idgaf if you're going to the rhinebeck sheep and wool festival this weekend to pick up artisanal crafting supplies and enjoy the upstate new york autumn foliage it should've happened to me instead!!!

[lesquatrechevrons]

I want to go back in time to 2015 me and grab me by the shoulders and shake me a bit and tell myself: “you will fall again, and you’ll sprain your ankle, again (other one this time). But at least time time you won’t be hobbling alone and your bedroom is not up a flight of stairs. But it’s still going to suck because you don’t get to play DAV”

[intotheelliwoods]

Yeah aha 👍This week along with last week were midterms too, which was fine up until my car decided to break down on me Sunday! Still recovering from all... that atm, so sorry for the lack of art from me! I promise I am still here and alive and well :)

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But you see, poptart is sprouts braincell... and sprout is poptarts braincell.... do you see the cycle? the dependence??? DID YOU TAKE POPTART? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM.

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@domsakromsa08 WAA thANK YOU!!!!! I AM STILL IN SHOCK OVER ALL TEH FANART I GOT LAST UPDATE HAHA thank you for the addition! <3 <3

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Today I learned about the musical Into The Woods....

Haha theres so many interpretations for my username....

My username 'elliwoods' is just a play on the name Elwood, yknow like the blues brother! 'intotheelliwoods' I will admit.... I forget most of its origin but I think I was slightly inspired from the streamer inthelittlewood even though I dont even watch him pfft-

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@justletmereadmycomics @cavern-of-shenanigans aaaaah I am so so happy people liked that last update :) I have been planning it for ages! And sorry, no, I will not be paying for anyones therapy.....

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I am too biased for this question.....