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[nealcassatiel]

absolutely unhinged and hilarious official quotation to attach to a season renewal trades announcement  😂  😂  😂

[lousysharkbutt]

new icon!

[petricorah]

what should i draw this weekend

[ashes-in-a-jar]

The Magnus protocol took our intense fear of emails and said exactly but what if worse what if guy slowly succumbing to the Deep sat down at his desk and wrote you an email about it. What if computer text to speech program sent you a name and address of a goth and his gee-gee. What if a friend emailed you about the thing that is only partially their late lover haunting them. What if the email was actually a letter from the 1830s about a bloody violin. What if the email was a letter of resignation with way too many complaints about the enthusiastic volunteers. What if you got a compromising email about your boss murdering a former colleague. What if you got an email from said boss about a new hire. What if your email had more 're:'s than words in the title.

What would you do huh? How would you respond? What would you respond? When would you respond? It's been two days and the email is still marked as unread what will you do with huh? It's been 6 months and it's still in your inbox marked as unread even though you've read it every day since it was received. What are you going to do about the email

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

”this $299 set of blender implements makes a great holiday gift!” You know what else makes a great holiday gift? Their favorite candy bar. A day spent together. A handmade beaded bracelet with an inside joke. One of those custom printed T shirts for their favorite niche interest. A bouquet of flowers. A four-hour phone call talking about the dumbest crap. A silly hat for their pet. you do not need to break the bank to show someone that you care

[lazylittledragon]

fun fact even if you're self employed and on your own schedule you can still appreciate the weekends because there's no fucking emails coming in

[enchantedchocolatebars]

An Eclipsa commission gifted to me by a friend on Discord ! 💜 🖤 ☕️ ♠️ ☂️ 💕 <3 💟

Artist is @levshany on Tumblr !

[greenerteacups]

I normally keep my mouth shut when a comment annoys me, because I maintain it's not really fair for an author to use their platform to go after individual readers who may or may not expect the author to read their comments (though we do!). But since this guy has left half a dozen of these little CinemaSins-ass "ding!" comments in my inbox I am cashing in my single-use Author Bad Behavior voucher to invite people to point and laugh at them

[meamiki]

[reverse entry au]

oh to ask a question and immediately get hit with email puns instead ASFASDA

[russellius]

singapore tee

[ranticore]

nothing in the world could stop me from inserting self indulgent flying scenes in everything I write that is my campaign promise

[molabuddy]

i will kill the gods

[finnlongman]

A paper presented at the Seventh Ulidia Conference on the Ulster Cycle of Tales, held at Ulster University, Belfast, June 2024.

No, this was not the official title of my paper.

Yes, this was my actual final slide and did remain on the screen for some time.

Yes, a few people laughed.

No, nobody brought it up afterwards. In fact, all the senior scholars were being incredibly nice about my paper, which suggests they read this in the most accurate way (completely sincerely and innocently).

This is probably for the best.

[firstfullmoon]

poetry substacks recommendations !

poem per diem - daily poem courtesy of poet & translator robin myers (english + spanish)

the sharpener - daily compilation of poems on a certain theme by sean singer + weekly essays on the craft of specific poets

ordinary plots - poet devin kelly’s weekly lil essay on a poem

wonder wednesday - poet maya c. popa’s weekly newsletter on wonder & poetry (on which she wrote her phd thesis) + sometimes she will share a compilation of poems on a certain theme

[pseudophan]

the phookbook blog got shadowbanned for sending too many dms my life is literally so hard

[comickergirl]

My lock and home screen for the last seven months or so, coincidentally aligning perfectly this week re: comic releases XD