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seb is lucky ominis cant see ref from triptrippy
#seb getting payback/mishebaving when omi berates him bc he cant see what hes doing........hes such a little shit#i also imagine omi smacking him like YES SEBASTIAN! I KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING YOU IDIOT LOL#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#ominis gaunt#clora clemons#choccyart#also reminds me of when i first played HL and ominis catches the MC coming from the undercroft. i was like#i know its not ideal but couldnt mc just shove by him and quickly run away before he realizes who it is LOL#i (and most others) headcanon ominis being super perceptive tho... hed probs be able to tell anyway😩#which is probs why clora is so nervous in this pic LMAO shes like seb... i dont know HOW but i just know.... OMI CAN STILL SEE YOU
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I feel like if Peeta hadn't gotten hijacked by the Capitol before being rescued, he would've ended up physically fighting Gale after hearing about all the bullshit he was on while Katniss was worried over Peeta and was making friends with other people while in 13. Not out of male testosterone "the fuck you say to my woman" type deal, solely because in what world is that okay behavior towards your best friend??
I don't feel like he'd be graceful about it either. Peeta can easily be unhinged when he wants to be. Dude would wait until Gale's 6'4 ass is stalking down the halls one day on the way to class or smth and just konk him the fuck out with a frying pan. He'd confess too. Better yet, self report. Drag Gale's ass to Mrs. Everdeen in medical and be like "I did it." No regrets.
#he'd tell the entirety of d13 too#just blunt. straight up.#he gets along with johanna you can not tell me they dont spend hours sitting around talking about people who need to get pimp smacked#their only difference is peeta issues several warnings first#the hunger games peeta#the hunger games katniss#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#hunger games#mockingjay#peeta#peeta mellark#katniss everdeen#gale hawthorne#katniss and peeta#thg series#thg#thg peeta
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Want to know what I believe? It's right here
Dig a little deeper and it's crystal clear
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(WIP)
#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko#atla fanart#prince zuko#atla art#clear#twenty one pilots#wip#atla zuko#baby zuko#agni kai#Some random general#I have literally nine projects going on#And I started this thing today *sigh*#Good news! If I have the chance to work on it then it'll be ready tomorrow#Be prepared for some angst#fire hazard siblings#This for you two my sweet little turtleducks#You know those moments when you're listening to a random song and a particular lyric just *smacks you in the face*#Well...yeah#I present to you: TØP x ATLA#Because I can#And because Clear is SO Zuko/Royal Family/Iroh coded it's not even funny#I mean#“Where's your home? Where are you going and why are you here? Have you asked these questions? Have you been sincere?”#“I will tell you what I can but your mind will take a stand. I sing of a greater love. Let me know when you've had enough.”#If these aren't the most Iroh lines you have ever read then *takes out a gun* our deal is off#“Introspection is the name of this session. Spread this infection. Reflect it on the next one the next one the next one.”#“And when we're done we'll all have made something new under the Sun.”
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here's 18-19 year old aang sketches. been hearing aang is ugly discourse—no he ain't. he was just 12.
#i really wanted to take part in zukaang bingo but the urge to art struck me a little later#i still might make something else later#enough art for now#i'd try to participate in maiko week but i'm not sure#it's smack in the middle of end semester exams#ink blot#avatar fanart#avatar the last airbender#atla#artists on tumblr#fanart#avatar aang#why did i never use the pencil brush before?!?! i seriously have a personality flaw where i just don't explore stuff.#can you believe i've been using the same fucking brush for lineart ever since i started digital art?#anyways! i don't know how the pencil brush would feel like if i go for colours but this is impeccable.#I have more control over stuff and i love the result#so#i have promised myself i'd be fucking off this hellsite because i have a huge backlog of work that needs to be done#and i'm presently suffering from “can't help but art”. so#yeah. y'all would probably see me around maiko week. byeee!#if i deprive myself of drawing for too long it bursts out of me like this where i do nothing but draw#not healthy at all
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Adachi: This guy hasn’t made a move on me, kinda weird 🫤🫤🫤
Kurosawa every waking second: HeY yOu WaNnA eAt BrEaKfAsT wItH mE eVeRyDaY? tAkE mE oUt To EaT wHeN yOu GeT yOuR pAyChEcK bOoBoO 🫣🫣😙😙🤭🤭
#Bruh really went: Watching you eat makes me enjoy eating even more#Adachi#my man#you gotta snatch him up or else he’s gonna be playing good luck babe while crying in bed#thinking about you eating jerky or smth#He heard a smack smackin and fell in love#Kurosawa went from: the director works my man too hard😤#To: omg Cupid? Wingman? Matchmaker? Matrimonial agent?#From a coupon😭😭😭😭#kurosawa yuichi#kurosawa#adachi kiyoshi#adachi#kurodachi#cherry magic#cherry magic! thirty years of virginity can make you a wizard?!#shounen ai
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holed away from the rest of the world
#rottmnt#baron draxum#rottmnt splinter#baronjitsu#iam's doodles#iam#still getting used to using my phone to draw lmao#also just because I was inactive for a bit doesn't mean you can go on anon and accuse me of shit#that's just rude#this is obviously my OTP so if you wanna talk smack then at least get off anon first you coward <3
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Average day in Morrowind
#The Elder Scrolls#The Elder Scrolls Online#Elder Scrolls#Elder Scrolls Online#TES#TESO#ESO#Telvanni Peninsula#Necrom#Morrowind#Dunmer#tesedit#vgedit#dailygaming#dailyvideogames#tesblr#OC: Nylin Telvanni#Blighted Gifs#Sorry but these new emotes were so funny to me#Like... come to the Telvanni Peninsula where you can smack mushrooms and get swooped by cliff racers.
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“Someone once lied to us Now we’re not so blind.” —One of Us (Lion King II)
Transformers One reawakened the TF brain within me and compelled me to do what I normally don't: drawing lineless and robots.
I'm so normal about how they showed Megatron's decent and the rise of the Decepticons. So normal.
#tf one#tf one spoilers#maccadam#megatron#tf one megatron#could be any megatron tbh#dont ask me why lyrics from a lion king 2 song was the first thing my brain latched onto#i think it fits lol#if I wasn't a coward I would have drawn the branded on decepticon logo too but#that was too much robot to draw and I liked this dramatic zoom anyway#the “i'm done saving you” scene is living rent free in my head can you tell#megatron took the “be bitter or better” option and smacked the hell out of the bitter button while being PHYSICALLy better#iconic of him#d 16#guess I should tag that too but that's megatron now lol
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Ya know what occurs to me?
Karai Bari is in the New World.
Crocodile and Mihawk only showed up after the establishment of the delivery service.
Buggy was in Paradise. Marineford would have been in Paradise, I think, or at least Buggy's crew still was.
He doesn't have conquerors to cross the calm belt.
So... to get to the New World and set up shop, he'd have to have gone through Fishman Island, wouldn't he? So he'd had to have gotten the ship coated.
He'd likely have had to face Rayleigh or at least he'd have anticipated it - maybe Shanks even mentions Rayleigh hanging around there, maybe even mentioning him having NEVER missed Shanks passing through....
So when Buggy goes when Buggy expects to be found and claims to be dreading it and is but is also so hopeful so scared so broken so hesitant he's got a few different courses figured for how this will go down.
Only.... Rayleigh isn't there. Shakky is. She just directs them to another coater. Buggy fights himself, wants to ask, doesn't want to beg, and-
Shakky answers the question he couldn'tdislodge from his throat. "Sorry, baby blue, Ray's just working on something real important. You know how it is."
He does. He does know how it is. Important, huh? That's fine. It's probably a job. It's probably not that big of a deal that dad master Rayleigh is preoccupied. Buggy shouldn't have expected the man to drop everything and come running why did he think that, Rayleigh never did it before, not even Shanks' assurance he'd leave a message for Rayleigh would change much, and fuck he can't afford to cry so-
So Buggy gets the ship coated. It's not as pricy as he'd worried. He navigates them down, can even bring himself to smile at the wide eyed wonder from the rest. It's nice. He's fine here - these are his people. He's okay, really, and he'll be able to let this go or shove it into that nameless box in his head and heart soon enough. He just has to ride the wave, you know-?
Only no. Not really. Because a newspaper lands in his hands. And his brain is racing.
Because Rayleigh wasn't at Sabaody at all. He was with Strawhat. He was training Strawhat. He showed up, after the war, so close to the conflict, to train the kid. Rayleigh is fast, but not that fast. He'd have to have left around a week before Buggy even arrived. Shanks had assured him Rayleigh was there when he dropped by ((two weeks ago)). He knew because his brother had wrapped him in his arm and tears were shed, voices were raised and hearts were broken, wounds torn open to drain the festering rot and the healing hurt, it hurt then, it hurts now, it will hurt and hurt and hurt, because Buggy had pushed the Big Top to her near limits just to reach the archipelago that his former guardian ex-father previous family that Rayleigh called home. Shanks had called him, said he'd dropped the message and Rayleigh had chuckled and nodded and Buggy wanted to see his dad because there were still so many scars that had to be seen and acknowledged and Buggy himself wasn't even fully recovered physically but emotionally he had to do it, had to take the step and try because vulnerability brought the best and worst of him out, because he lost a brother and gained him back and he wanted for his father, at least one of them.
But Strawhat was on that front page. And Rayleigh was behind him, smiling, warm, proud, happy, and - Buggy aches. He's angry. He's livid. A week or so, by his estimate, for Rayleigh to find him and get there to the war ground. A week or so because Rayleigh was old but he was still painfully fast. In a week or so, the older man hunted down a boy he'd possibly met once or twice in passing. A week or so and The Dark King showed up to bring another strawhat wearing monster of epic proportions under his wing, had made impressive time in finding the kid, making the plan, getting to the navy hq, getting out, and that's accounting for the article writing, printing, and distribution.
A week or so to find a bright little sunshine boy he barely knew when one he raised rotted in a cell for months on end.
Busy with something real important, he recalled Shakky saying.
His chest burned for a moment, hot and wild and unyielding - and just as suddenly, the fire was gone. He was tired. He was so fucking tired. His injuries throbbed, his head hurt, his scars itched. He sighed, set the paper aside and curled impossibly small into his chaise lounge with a teary chuckle as he gripped his hair and tried to silence the keen building in his chest. He cursed himself for it, bitter and angry.
After all, he should be used to being outshined, out classed and out loved by energetic boys with bright smiles in little wicker crowns.
Story of his life
He is unaware of the many eyes on him, of the people Plotting and Arranging things on their own time. Their captain is the best - uncommon, unexpected, temperamental though he is, he is everything everyone needs him to be because it's the only thing he knows how to do. They see the seams in his mask and performance, and they ache to pay back the pain left on their captain, their boss, their leader and friend. Buggy pirates stick together, freaks and weirdos united - and nobody is allowed to hurt their captain without some serious followup.
#buggy the clown#buggy d. clown#*smacks my blorbo* you can fit so much projection into this bad boy!!!#honestly i can see Buggy as kinda.... fixating on luffy a luttle#in a surrogate sense#personally? clown is petty ngl but 1v1 he actually likes and respects the brat#he refuses to acknowledge that though#if anyone asks it's On Sight#the yearly battle to the death with his nephew is non negotiable#but Luffy also is a walking Trigger to Buggy#oh no wouod be a SHAME if i used my favorite charavter to explore therapeutic growth aince i can't afford therapy!!!!#the HORROR#also buggy anf Shanks as brother for this one bc AAAAAA#sibling shuggy#they've got The Range#also it's so funny when you think of it#shanks: wow i love my little brother so glad I have him again#also Shanks: excuse me is a mafia man fucking my brother and my ex???? what???????????? IS MY EX FUCKING MY BROTHER??????????????????? WHAT-#cross guild polycule
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'Well done, big dog' – Daniel to George Qualifying, Canada 2024
#bumped up daniel's audio so we can all hear this gold#thank you mel for the heads up#WELL DONE BIG DOG!!!#BIG DOG!#also feat. george losing his train of thought as a result#me too george me too#and the bum smack!#fucking hell riccussell we are WINNING#george russell#daniel ricciardo#canada 2024#george and daniel#riccussell
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gnc and butch women (cis AND trans) and transmascs are punished for performing masculinity past certain thresholds of arbitrary attractiveness because people that cishet society categorizes or clocks as 'women' are not supposed to perform masculinity. hope this helps 👍
#spitblaze says things#this is the last thing im ever gonna fuckin say on the topic. im purging this stupidity from my brain once and for all with this post#there is an intersection of transphobia and misogyny here and idc what you wanna call it but to deny its existence is weird to me#transfems' hypervisibility means they have a lot of recognition but its absolutely not a privilege#transmascs' invisibility means they can stealth and fly under the radar easier which is better but not by a lot#and the assertion that nb people have to 'pick a side' so we can decide how to treat them is fucking ludicrous#there are absolutely differences in our treatment and our needs but a lot of it boils down to the same shit.#we are women when they want to deny us agency. we are men when they want to deny us support. this is true for everyone under the umbrella#and it's MEASURABLY worse when you're not white#anyway. im kinda over leftist groups who spend all their effort arguing about theory instead of doing anything in practice#so the next person who claims butch lesbians have 'masc privilege' or that transmascs dont actually face any sort of unique oppression#is getting smacked with a heavily vandalized copy of abigail schrier's Irreparable Damage#like again idgaf what you call it. you can just call it 'transphobia and misogyny' if you want im not a cop#ive just seen too many people who claim that it doesnt exist at all and im done with letting this take up brainspace#so im hanging up this sign and leaving. goodbye#i saw us go through the exact same shit with bisexuals and asexuals and gay men and frankly im not thrilled that its at my doorstep again#we go through a lot of the same shit but different populations do in fact need different kinds of support. thats it
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stede, who has never been openly loved before, being told by ed for the first time that he loves him and responding with, "i know. i know that," has completely ended me. COMPLETELY ended me. he has never known love. and now know he KNOWS THAT.
like. has anyone ever told him they love him?? has he heard those words to his face before?? has he ever known love like this?? has he ever felt so certain in it?? has he ever had someone look him in the eyes and say "i love you" and mean it????? has he???????????
#this is making me SOOOOO CRAZY#ofmd meta#ofmd s2 finale#ofmd spoilers#our flag means death spoilers#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd s2#ofmd#ofmd season 2#our flag means death#ofmd stede#ofmd stede bonnet#ofmd edward teach#ofmd ed teach#ofmd blackbeard#ofmd gentlebeard#personal ramblings#[smacks stede] you won't BELIEVE how much kinning i can fit in this guy
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"fuck, the goth outfits i can cobble together from clothes i already own look kinda bad" *remembers that being goth isnt about spending a million dollars on fast fashion*. "okay but what if i get judgmental stares from strangers?" *remembers that theres no way to deviate from the dominant culture without people judging you and so i shouldnt care*. "but what if other goths-" *remembers i live in Normietown, USA and not only are there no other visibly-goth goths, but also no one here has a frame of reference for what goth "should" look like outside of pinterest, which i actively ignore anyway*
#my brain smacking me with a broom: demonias are overpriced and made with low-quality material! you dont need them!#which i dont. my 10yo docs are beat to hell and not tall enough to keep that skirt from dragging on the ground. however.#theyre good fucking boots.#ive loved goth music and literature and culture (and vtm) for years and im not letting influencers tell me thats not good enough#i know who i am and what i love and if anyone thinks low budget = low dedication they can shit themselves
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let me cook. picture me this.
we're about 12-14 months into hermitcraft season X and people's seasons are starting to wind down. finishing touches on megabuilds, games are being played and episodes are mostly spent with the hermits just screwing around for fun, (snails, gigacorp, cleos story for their base, etc. are all wrapping up)
however, one thing that has been prevalent throughout the entire season, so much more so than seasons' past, was the fact it seemed it was always raining. not just little in-game showers that lasted maybe 20 minutes no, i'm talking rain that would last hours, days even! and this has been very notable with multiple hermits addressing it in their videos and not being able to get around filming during the times when the sun was out, because it never lasted too long.
anyways, this doesn't matter that much, and many hermits learn to enjoy the rain! gem's trident shop ends up selling out quick as people realize riptide 3 tridents are much more efficient for elytra travel compared to rockets, and with the right shader packs many are able to make their videos more atmospheric and ✨aesthetic✨. so overall, the rain isn't a huge issue, just a minor inconvenience.
until the river starts flooding.
it's inconspicuous at first. very few hermits have builds that are right at sea-level so even fewer even notice any huge change. plus, the water only rose by one block so who cares. days pass by, then a couple weeks, no change, no worries. then it rises again. again, only by a block, but now the waves are starting to lap at the foundation of some houses, shorelines and property-lines becoming closer to being one and the same. now, while not too fussed, some hermits are starting to become slightly paranoid about the water.
the next water rise comes quickly, mere days after the last. still one block but now the hermits are taking quick notice. the race to high ground is swift, many building new bases on nearby mountains, other more dedicated hermits moving their entire bases up onto stilts to avoid their beautiful builds being drowned by the ever-expanding ocean deep. and the water keeps rising.
redstone farms are destroyed, the shopping district has become a capitalistic lost city of atlantis, grian and gem are unsurprisingly thriving in their new aquatic environment. the only safe dry areas are the nether and the end, because how would you flood the void.
we've reached the near end of the season, the sea expanding out for thousands of miles, as far as the eye can see, with the tops of mountains having become islands, sanctuaries from the deep unknown blue of the ocean. grian, gem, impulse, skizz, scar, joel and mumbo all sit on what used to be magic mountain, now just a few blocks above sea-level, looking out across the endless ocean skyline through the near eternal rainstorm.
"grian," mumbo begins. "yes?" grian sighs, tired and weather-beaten from the endless downpour.
"is the ocean big?"
#hermitcraft#glowsticcc rambles#someone else pointed out the frequency of rain being mentioned and my brain just rolled with it#hermitcraft season 10#hermitcraft season 10 theories#anyways i like the idea of the ocean just slowly taking over the server#season 8 had the moon#season 9 has whatever multiverse shenanigans were going on all the time#now season 10 can have the ocean :D#its just really cool to me i love the ocean and i LOVE ocean-based horror#anyways if i am in anyway slightly right about this you all owe me $20#or a smack in the face by a dodgeball
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when i am a green and red alien with black hair thats not skilled socially and probably also associates with someone who is blue
i found some thin cardboard around and also a marker or two. so i did the only logical thing and drew my favourite little aliens. i love them a lot.
#👽#art#artists on tumblr#homestuck#invader zim#touhou#nepeta#nepetaleijon#iz zim#zim#nue houjuu#alien#various aliens even#traditional art#traditional illustration#autism#guys can you tell i have autism#i have to smack my favourite characters from different media franchises together like a 4 year old smashing blocks against eachother#it brings me joy
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jily
#dont cancel me pls#but#lily evans would smack yall for what ur saying about her man. the one she WILLINGLY chose to be with#the second they learn what an interpretation is in comparison to canon is the day i can get a good night’s sleep#i hope u all know what type of people im talking abt when i say THEY#it is MULTIPLE 😭#was gonna reblog a rlly dumb post but i decided i dont want beef this morning#jily#pro james potter#pro jily#<- tagging ‘pro jily’ feels so dumb to me bc what is there to hate#like sorry to break it to you you JUST hate james#harry potter#hp#marauders#the marauders era#james potter#lily evans#rewriting
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