#{Bernadotte things}

[sacchiri]

So @lesmismignon wrote a delightfully quirky Hellsing-in-One Piece-universe oneshot that I thought would be really fun to draw (I was right).

What a lovely crew they would make :')

[aruefulstage]

A belated gift.

[cry-ptidd]

Hellsing characters as animals

Integra:

(Borzoi, snowy owl, secretary bird, lioness)

Alucard:

(Grœnendael, bearded vulture, emperor scorpion, Friesian horse)

Seras:

(Golden retriever, peregrine falcon, fennec fox, golden British shorthair)

Walter:

(Irish wolfhound, great blue heron, black-footed ferret, raven)

Anderson:

(Great Pyrenees, great horned owl, grizzly bear, white tiger)

Pip:

(Jack Russel terrier, ferruginous hawk, stoat, coyote)

[loadinghellsing]

[pebblezone]

The Hellsing Organization Goes To Brazil!!

[alucardsathomewife]

I love them to bits

@magnificentbastardanon oc Seth

Better ship dynamic than Seras x Pip /j

[france-hater]

so i died . Again .

and early .

but my son ...

... he is making papa proud

even though papa ' s ghost is controlling his every move But That ' s Not The Point

[laski-and-sage]

Seras: Pip, do you know what chainsaws where invented for?

Pip: Tch, obviously cutting tree-

Pip, googling it: ... were originally invented for helping with CHILDBIRTH?!

Seras, seeing him pale and smiling: Not cutting wood, eh?

Pip: Just- Just as I thought... childbirth couldn't get any worse- I'm NEVER gonna touch a fucking chainsaw again!

[pastballads]

Also, yesterday was Bernadotte's birthday. He spent the whole day getting drunk as a skunk so he could have a reason not to go out on Valentine's Day.

[skamenglishsubs]

Young Royals terms explained

One thing I noticed across all seasons, and in the official subtitles, and among fan discussions, is that everyone is throwing around the specific terms used to describe the workings of a monarchy a bit willy-nilly. The subtitles aren't always consistent in how they translate the Swedish terms, and the show never explains what the different ones mean.

In real life, we also use the terms a bit sloppy because it really doesn't matter that much, but I thought I'd take a stab at listing the terms, their best English translation, and what each term means to me.

Monarkin - The Monarchy

This is the political system, the form of government that Sweden, and a bunch of other countries around the world is using. It means that the office of Head of State is held by the head of a family, and is inherited according to whatever inheritance rules apply. The system also implies that you have an explicit class system, an upper class, and that your royals are the pinnacle of this class.

If you're a big fan of the system you're a royalist, and if you're a big fan of the opposite, a republic, you're a republican. Most people typically don't give a shit, though.

Kungahuset - ?

This is a term that the subtitles struggle a bit with, because there's no good English equivalent. It's sometimes translated as the monarchy, sometimes as the royal family, and sometimes as the royal court depending on context. In Swedish, it means the system and the people that inhabit the system. The official homepage of the Swedish royal family is https://www.kungahuset.se/

Kungafamiljen - The Royal Family

This term is used when talking about the royals as a family, it's about them as individuals, as people. In season 2 they mention the tv show "Året med kungafamiljen", which is a real show, and it has that name because it emphasises them as people. The purpose of the show is to make them relatable and human for PR reasons, to show off their quirky character or something.

Det Kungliga Huset - The Royal House

Never used in the show, but I thought I'd mention it anyway because you might be tempted to translate kungahuset like this, but that's a bit off. This term specifically means the monarch and the closest family members that are in the line of succession; it's everyone who is styled as a Royal Highness.

It can also mean the dynasty, the noble house that currently holds the title of king of Sweden. In the real world it's House Bernadotte, but in the show we never got to know the family name.

Slottet - The Royal Palace

The Royal Palace is the office of the monarch, the place where the work is done, it's where you would meet the royals for meetings, it's just like how a regular office is used for a regular business, it's their "HQ". The term is used pretty much how you would use "The White House" as both the building itself and the office of the president of the United States.

In the show, there's only one royal palace which serves as both residence and office. However, in the real Sweden, the royal family has two big palaces, the main one in the middle of Stockholm, and Drottningholm just outside. The main one is the office, where they work, and Drottningholm is their private residence, where they live most of the time.

Hovet - The Royal Court

In ye olden days, the court consisted of the king, his family, his servants, and the foremost nobles, advisors, and officials who hung around and essentially made up the executive branch of government. These days the court simply means the organisation that supports the royals in their official duties, it's all of their employees, and in the real Sweden the court has about 300 of them. Some of them still have funny titles like the Marshal of the Realm or Governor of the Royal Palaces, but think of those guys as the the vice presidents or directors or chiefs of staff of a normal company.

If you ever see something like "the court says", it means that the people working in the office of the monarch had a meeting and made a press release about something.

In the show there's a few named members of the court; Minou and Farima both appear to work for the PR department, while Jan-Olof is probably Marshal of the Court or something.

Kronan - The Crown

Just like in English, this term can mean the physical crown, the little golden hat with gems and stuff that is the symbol of the monarchy, but most often it means any legal entity that is the country itself, if that makes sense. For example, in Sweden, we think of the military, and all military equipment as "kronans egendom" - "property of the crown", and the single largest landowner in Sweden is technically a government-owned forestry company, but we think of their land as "kronans mark" - "crownlands".

The reason for this usage is that once upon a time all of these things were actually the personal property of the king, and inherited along with the office, but they've had to give it all up through consecutive political reforms. So, paradoxically, everything that is the property of the crown is actually owned by the people of Sweden through the government, while any personal belongings of the royal family isn't property of the crown.

[sleep-0-deprived]

Since you don't mind writing for any fandom. Can i ask for Pip Bernadotte x Male reader?

I don't mind what you will write about it as long as there's Pip with MR ^^

(Can i also be your 💚 anon?)

Pip Bernadotte with male reader headcannons

So if I’m being honest I have no clue what MR means and it’s been forever since I’ve watched hell sing so this might be a little inaccurate and I do hope you don’t mind if I’d did it in head cannon form Im just better at these and last thing I did include some NSFW in here so I hope you enjoy anon 💚

Female aligned dni this is an 18+ only blog

Pip Bernadotte and you do face a lot of criticism about you two being together during that era but pip could not care any less about that because in his eyes you are perfect regardless of gender.

Since pip has a lot of violence in his work he prefers to spend time with you at home or sweet dates but they always end in steamy action because of pip’s dirty mind.

Pip also likes to keep you far away from his job because he doesn’t want anything to happen to you, but if you do somehow work with him expect a lot of dirty jokes and touching when people aren’t around.

When the two of you are at home alone he likes to be close to you to the point where he has to be torn off and if you say anything he will definitely turn it into a joke and at the same time he is just very happy and touch starved.

Pip shows lots of love and affection because his love language is physical touch and he is not afraid to be touchy with you around people but he will definitely pretend he did nothing if someone questions him being touchy with you.

NSFW

In bed pip is a little bit more serious key word a little bit because he will still be giddy and smile a lot and at the same time he is more serious with you.

Pip is a soft dom that loves to give more than receive this man will worship your body and kiss and suck gentle hickeys up and down your body and play and tease you over and over, he will get you to your edge and then move to another part.

Pip also is big into praising you like saying things like “good boy, your doing so well, just like that, etc.” he will also say sly remarks to you if he sees you all fucked out like “your already going limp or c’mon yo can do better than that”

Pip likes when you wear Lingerie or tight clothes that show your skin because he likes seeing the bite marks he left on you that shows you are his

[bigalockwood]

(This is from a muffin man AU I randomly started writing on the train today. It’ll be silly. It’ll be stupid. I hope you’ll like it. I’m also still traveling right now, so don’t expect this to come too soon.)

To Simon’s great, eternal shame, he kept returning to the video, staring at the muffin man. Wilhelm Bernadotte. Star swimmer of the Swedish team. He also kept staring at the muffin, too. He wasn’t entirely sure who he wanted to taste more.

Why not take a bite of both of them? asked Ayub, his teammate, when Simon complained about his conundrum to him.

Simon didn’t have an answer. Which meant that the next day in the cafeteria, he took a chocolate muffin for himself.

Wilhelm was right. It was easily the best food they offered the athletes at camp. So, the muffin tasted great.

It only made Simon wonder more about Wilhelm.

Yes, as in, he kind of wanted to take a bite out of Wilhelm, too, because hot damn. But also because Wilhelm seemed funny, and like he didn’t take himself very seriously, and that was perhaps the sexiest thing a person could ever be.

Which meant that Simon had to find a way to get Wilhelm’s attention. Because for all he knew, Wilhelm probably didn’t even know of Simon’s existence.

[faithintheunknownsblog]

How do pip and alucard (seperately ) deal with a reader who is oblivious to them liking her?fluff plz

A/N: I'm so sorry, I promise I didn't forget- I've just been trying to get more chapters

Alucard

Alucard would just get tired of it, blankly staring at you and plainly asking you, “are you stupid or something?” 

“What?” You ask, taken aback by the rudeness.

“Are you stupid or something,” Alucard asks again in a serious tone that still has a sprinkle of annoyance mixed in since he had to repeat himself.

You shake your head, “no, I heard what you said. I’m just wondering what the actual fuck makes you think you can talk to me like that.”

“Well, clearly you are too dumb to realize I’ve made multiple advances in attempts to court you.” Alucard says plainly. This old geezer still thinks ‘courting’ is a thing.

“Did you offer the plumpest goat in the whole village to my father as well?” You ask sarcastically, “the Hell are you talking about ‘making advances’?”

“I have been doing like what they do in those movies-” Alucard has been watching cheesy rom coms in attempts to learn how to flirt, “-trying to woo you, but you just haven’t caught on.”

You couldn’t keep yourself from laughing, “that’s why you’ve been acting weird?!”

Alucard stays silent.

When you finally stop laughing and catch your breath you rhetorically ask, “Alucard, you do understand that life doesn’t work like that, right? All of those people are actors and the whole thing is scripted.”

Alucard grumbles, “Seras should’ve just let me give you the letter.”

“Letter?” Your curiosity immediately peaks, “you wrote me a letter?”

“Yes,” Alucard pulls the letter out from his jacket and hands it to you. Though he does not show it, he’s nervous as he watches you delicately unfold the paper and your eyes skin across it.

“Huh,” you keep your look unwavering as you look back up at him. Knowing that your unimpressed demeanor has him sweating bullets, then you fold up the paper and with a smirk say, “I could get used to these types of letters.”

“So that means you’ll let me court you?” Alucard asks.

You chuckle, “it’s called dating now, but yes, I’ll let you ‘court’ me.”

Alucard gets the biggest smile, “I told Seras the letter would work.”

“Yeah, you shouldn’t take dating advice from her anymore,” you laugh.

“Well I shouldn’t need to, now  that we’re together,” Alucard says happily.

You just roll your eyes and wave your hand to shoo him away, “alright, now go, I have to finish my work!”

“As you wish,” Alucard tips his head and leaves, now a very happy man to be courted with you.

Pip Bernadotte 

You and Pip are laughing and joking around like usual, but out of nowhere with absolutely no context he says “you make it very hard for me, you know?”

You and him tend to joke around, making lewd jokes, so you assume that’s what he’s doing now, “yes, I know. I wouldn’t be surprised if you had a picture of me you wank off to every night.”

Pip shakes his head, “no, not that way. Well, not all ze time, but zat’s not what I’m talkin’ about now.”

“What are you talking about then?” You ask Pip.

“Not to kiss you, I think about it all ze time,” Pip’s attitude is no longer playful. He constantly thinks about what it’d be like to hold you tight as he gives your soft lips tender kisses. You make him so happy and you’re all he thinks about. 

You go back to not taking him seriously and thinking this is a joke. So you decide to test him like you’ve done before and playfully say, “do it then.”

Pip is tired of all the joking, he leans in and kisses you so passionately, the world fades away. At this moment the rest of the world fades, it’s only you and him as it should be, always and forever.

When you two break apart, you're both breathing heavily, the kiss stole all the air out of both of your lungs and after a long pause Pip finally breaks the silence, “zat what I meant.”

You couldn’t help but chuckle, “I’ve already figured that out by now.” “Just makin’ sure-” Pip smiles, “-because it took you zis long.”

You roll your eyes and Pip steals another kiss, which he will be doing with every chance he gets from now on.

[joachimnapoleon]

Aaahhhh!!! I've been obsessing over it lately and I thank you for creating your blog, it's very informative! But I would like to know please how Murat got along with most of the Marshals, I also read that he got along well with Bessiéres, reply when you can!

Sorry for the late reply, I haven’t had energy for social media for the past month or so. Glad you’ve been enjoying the blog though!

As for Murat’s relationships with his fellow marshals, I think in general the tensions/conflicts he had with several of them have been overblown. I’ve written a bit about my view of his relationship with Lannes before (here, and a little follow-up here), and I still remain convinced that they were closer than the ongoing mainstream narrative based on dubious memoirs. Murat also butted heads with Ney on various occasions during campaigns, but I don’t believe there was any deep hatred between them or anything like that, and they got on well enough during the 1812 campaign and seemed pretty much on the same page. Oh, but Murat, Lannes, and Ney were all hanging out at Bareges together taking the waters when Murat found out he was going to be the new King of Naples, so there’s that.

Murat’s relationship with Berthier is interesting and I wish I knew more about it. Early on, Murat (who was pretty prone to paranoia) was convinced that Berthier was his enemy, as a result of Murat having been critical of him. But their relationship seems to have grown better over the years judging from some tidbits I came across in some of Berthier’s letters to Murat. Berthier also serves as kind of a go-between when Murat is in Naples and Napoleon wants to criticize him and needs someone to word it in such a way as to not wound Murat’s delicate feelings too deeply; he takes a much more gentler approach while still making sure Napoleon’s points get through to Murat.

Murat doesn’t seem to have gotten along very well with Soult, but I think @josefavomjaaga has posted more details on that on her page before, I really don’t know much about Soult in general.

Bessieres and Murat were supposedly good friends but it’s just another one of those things that unfortunately doesn’t have enough documentation on it one way or the other. Most of their correspondence I’ve ever comes across has been very formal and businesslike. It’s also hard to glean too much about Murat’s relationship with Bernadotte either. They had similar political views early in their careers, and Murat invited Bernadotte to his wedding (I’ve always wondered if it was just to spite Napoleon, who refused to attend), but also expressed criticism of Bernadotte in a letter to Joseph Bonaparte for having refused to side with the Bonapartes during the Brumaire coup. I really haven’t found much else about their relationship at all.

If there’s one marshal we can say for sure Murat absolutely did not like or get along with, it’s Davout. These two were just oil and water, unalike in pretty much every fathomable way. Their relationship got so bad during the 1812 campaign that Murat’s chief of staff had to physically restrain Murat from going out to either challenge Davout to a duel, or maybe just to shoot him on the spot (Murat had just grabbed his pistol and was on his way out of his tent). When Murat dared to speak against Napoleon for abandoning the army during the retreat and threatening to leave himself, Davout upbraided him for “black ingratitude”. I’ve never found exactly how Davout reacted to news of Murat’s defection in 1814, but it’s pretty easy to imagine.

Thanks for the ask!

[alucardsathomewife]

Mom's of hellsing

Sketch post bc I'm going to be gone for some time

⬇️ dw

[troboi1806]

...Something about your mother being a hamster, I believe...

Kak kak kak kak kak kak kak

(And that your father smelling like elderberries.)

Not that I and Falcon agree, by the way.

Kak kak

(Definitely not.)

This is Colonel Bourke speaking. Normally Trobriand would have been the one saying something but we noticed that he was writing some... undiplomatic, heh, things about you so I took over.

Let me go, Falcon! I'm gonna-

Yeah... anyways, hi, I guess.

ah , salutations , bourke ! and trobriand ... well i fear you have peaked my curiosity with these " undiplomatic " writings ; pray tell , what on earth has your colleague been saying of me ?

must be quite something if it calls for obstructing his communications with me ...