#{ getblammed }

[thebananwithaplan]

↕ 5 foot 7 for @getblammed !

And this is a case where the artstyle DOES matter because this...

...looks a lot less odd than this.

[strebcrarchivess]

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Here you go I hope you like it!!

[stories-of-the-multiverse]

((Starter for @getblammed​ ))

... It’s a rather... quiet day today...

Perhaps a little too quiet.

Have you heard from your friends recently, Pico? It’s been at least two days since the last text from either one of them, hasn’t it?

Are they busy perha-

Oh.

A buzz from your phone. Spoke too soon, it seems.

It appears to be a text from Nene. No... text, but apparently an attachment, according to the notification.

Do you open it?

[iobartach]

Being correct in his assumptions had its drawbacks, a prediction of typical trends derived from experience. He hadn't availed of anything comparable to a decent break in months, worked injured and exhausted, rather than take time off to recuperate. In his mind, danger was ever present, no matter what world he visited. He couldn't afford to slack off now.

As if in need of an example, the downed machine unveiled its last surprise in a destructive manner, steel yielding to the relentless scratching of smaller claws, giving way to a horde of terrors that spilled out into the open. "Told you..." It felt unnecessary to say, but Miguel spoke regardless, the action scoring his rise back to a vertical base if nothing else, shoulders bending forward and palms braced against his thighs. Where his flesh was still in the process of healing, the advanced technology that gave his suit its form and function was quicker to repair, navy-blue colour restored to the places where damage had stripped it bare.

Rather than pass additional comment, a grunt escapes as he forces himself to straighten, eyes blinking away a sharp complaint when his body protested the motion. They had minutes to spare at that, before they were surrounded, closed in by hundreds of miniaturised robotic contraptions, outfitted with claws, energy blasters and shock knows what else. For the Spider's part, he didn't intend to find out as, with an audible gasp, he caught up with Pico in seconds, his own sets of talons soaring through the air, turning their foes into scrap metal with ease. Concentrating on the pockets of enemies that weren't in the redhead's direct line of fire, Miguel continued to stomp and cleave as they encroached, making sure to yell out;

"As soon as you run out of ammo, tell me, and I'll get you out of here." The rest he was more than prepared to dispatch by himself, if need be.

In a way, it was admirable that Miguel had taken a fall so harsh, landed himself with so many cuts and bruises, and yet didn’t even complain about the damage done. And yet, part of Pico wished he would. Not even allowing himself the temporary relief of cursing away the pain, it seemed strange to the redhead. Pico certainly couldn’t have shown restraint like that, foul mouthed as he was.

Finding his way up mounds of dirt and debris, hands grasping onto what holds there were in steady chunks of brick and rock, Pico huffed to himself in what seemed like relief as he caught a glimpse of the other doing the same. Not hurt badly enough to be kept down, at least. The crashing of the metal beast was disregarded by the redhead, at least at first, as he found his way over to the Spider. Of course, Miguel’s words had the merc furrow his brows in disbelief, his gaze following the other’s to land onto the motionless heap of metal.

“ You’re kiddin’… ”

The steadily growing sounds of scraping emanating from within the behemoth, of countless metal little feet scratching against insides, confirmed the two’s suspicions. As the first tear through metal was made, it soon tore wide open, countless smaller mechanical creatures bursting through and spewing forth from the wound. A wide variety of dangerous looking bots all charging right for them, suitably aggressive for a backup system in place if the larger beast were to actually go down. Despite his instinctive quickness to begin firing into the hoard once more, depleting his already shrinking ammo supply even further, the still lingering frustration on the merc’s features said it all. How were they still not done?

“ Fucking hell, c’mon—! ”

[milkiigalaxii]

It was the worst day she ever had. She got scolded a few times, by customers and her boss. The workload is unbearable. Debbie cursed under her breath. She returned home only to find out that her fridge was running out of food, meaning that she has to go out again. Her motorbike had ran out of fuel... Guess she'll have to walk then.

The moon hung high in the sky. Neon signs flickered to life, casting a glow onto the sidewalk below. She grumbled as she left the store with a huge bag of groceries. Her mind pondered to elsewhere until she was startled by someone shoving her out of their way. She almost fell over, almost pilling her groceries out.

" HEY ASSHOLE! " she yelled at the direction where the person had gone.

A group of men flew past her, seemingly in hot pursuit of someone, who was, surprisingly, a familiar figure. Ginger hair. Her anger quickly subsided. What was they after him for?

@getblammed is spotted !

[purple-stitchings]

From across the dark bar, Alucard felt his day ruin itself as his eyes met with @getblammed ‘s from a distance.

“ Shit … “ was all he could muster from under his breath.

[kryptyk-dreams]

[[ PREVIOUS , @getblammed ]

It was then Pico realized the humming had stopped. He couldn't even hear BF's usual footsteps shuffling around.

It was unsettlingly quiet. He knew BF was here somewhere, but he couldn't figure out which room he was in.

Pico felt a hand touch his shoulder, sending a jolt of surprise through him.

[thebananwithaplan]

. "You're not safe either, you know. You ever heard of 'Pico de Gallo?' It's made out of minced and diced Picos, and was originally fed to roosters before it became a popular sauce in Mexico. Hence, the 'gallo' (which is pronounced 'guy-yo for the non-Spanish speakers, by the way)."

...4th wall-break aside, he's absolutely joking; he knows what's it actually made of. But he's only serving the same sense of humor, he thinks.

“ Yeah but, like, imagine how many loaves a’ banana bread they could get outta a you-sized banana, man. N’ then compare that to a regular ol’ banana. I’unno, just sayin’ I get where they’re comin’ from. ”

He’s joking, of course, can’t hurt to mess around with his fellow icon ( and practically family member at this point ) a little.

[thcbcys]

Roleplay starter ;; @getblammed

╰─ ✘ ❝ You call that a gun? THIS is a gun ❞

Tord would speak as he gripped tightly onto the assault riffle in his gloved hands, his golden eye's looking at the ginger boy in front of him, a large smirk on Tords freckled face. Sure, he knew all too well why he had a gun pointed right at him, Tord was a wanted man and knew that all too well...but it was just a handgun?? That was rather funny to the Norwegian.

╰─ ✘ ❝ Come on, Put that stupid thing down and we can talk? Like normal people, yes? ❞

[endurehell]

“you don’t understand!” angry words spewing from bestial maw, red irises contracting on white sclera as he can taste stomach acid on his tongue. like an angry dog. ( you couldn’t find anyone with the same wretched ˙⅋ pessimistic view of this world before CASSANDRA. she’s everything to you, ˙⅋ you follow her word blindly. )

“you don’t know what it’s like to have everything stolen from you. you fucking work for who did this to me !” teeth are barred in carnivorous fashion; both are lost on the outskirts of society, yet begin to argue as if they’d never been friends. “she understands. she understands the hell we go through just for existing, and you’re telling me to leave it?” | @getblammed

[thebananwithaplan]

Concerned Uncle Noises... (@getblammed)

Geez louise. He knew what kind of 'job' Pico had on the side (as it's what he's known for), but he didn't expect it to look this concerning in person. Not from someone he considered a friend, at least. The fact that the young merc didn't sound like he's at the brink of death confirms that at least the 'jam' wasn't his.

Can't really deny the scrapes and bruises, though. Or that iron smell, either.

"...Come on. Let's find somewhere to get that 'jam' off of ya before someone else notices."

[deliveringspookzandtreatz]

📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢

YOU CRAZY FUCK/SILLY OKOK LETS GO sorry for all the tags btw <X3c 1) @strebcr !! I GOT TO SHOUT OUT THE SILLY VAMPIRE OUT Mun Pineapple is super duper sweet and kind and just very fucking nice please check em out 2) @scrrowblue / @getblammed VERY VERY COOL. If you like fnf please check them out! Mun is doing stuff for the week i thinnnkkk???? But legit they are super silly!! 3) @mixed-up-multiverse Haven't interacted except once BUT THEY ARE SUPER COOL- they have kirby muses, cookierun, bonnie from bonnies bakery and other stuff! 4) @mismxtchedmuses (you have so many muse blogs so i just did the multimuse one) Very very very silly and just chill as all hell. She does fnf they do crash bandicoot..they have cartoon muses, anime muses, game muses LIKE ALOT OF MUSES. LEGIT CHECK IT OUTTTTT 5) @rpsuperhighway Mun has multiple roleplay blogs you just gotta check it out! Just remember to look at what they say because some are inactive or a wip!! 6) @blackstardiopside "But di-" NOPE THEY IMPROVED I SEE THE DAMN IMPROVEMENT SO IDGAF!! Mun is pretty sweet and the oc is pretty cute <3 7) @erotoph Have not interacted since they are doing sorta a soft revamp from what i heardddddd??? BUT!! THEIR DEXTER IS SO COOL. i like the silly and when they are done revamping and stuff im totally going to interact with them >:3 8) @hiverphub they own tenochregion/vanillakingdoms/superherosquads/inkwellhive/equestic/auradcns/splatville/hazbinhive and MANY MANY OTHERS!! They seem really cool and nice vnjdfj ok time for some ones i am just secretly eyeballing (not tagging these..<':3 9) @/z0mburger I know nothing of the source.. BUT GOD DAMN IT I AM SO OBSESSED WITH THE GUY IDK WHY. you make me want to watch the source stuff so bad and im so tempted to vfdnjdfj 10) @/spxcemuses mun seems cool and i just...they seem cool vfhjnjds

[confear]

CONFEAR.

affiliated with @getblammed . selective and private . mobile-bound . hc-heavy . convict from newgrounds . mimicked by nick

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[milkiigalaxii]

Debbie groaned loudly as she finally clocked out. Weekends are the worst. The customers made the whole place look like a landfill. It doesn't help when there is a group of customers taking their sweet time eating when the cafe was about to close. She is not paid enough to deal with this bullshit. Maybe I should change jobs, she thought, sighing again. She made her way to the parking lot where her motorbike is, ready to head back to her apartment.

BANG! She heard. She put back down her helmet, alarmed by the sound. It came from the back alley. Curious, Debbie placed her helmet onto her motorcycle's seat and headed towards the mouth of the backstreet. As soon as she realized what was going on, she instantly came to a halt. A person slumped against the graffitied wall, unmoving, red spilling from their chest. A ginger chap stood over them, gun in his hand. Debbie gasped, her hands flew over her mouth.

" Oh my god, is that BLOOD ?? " she exclaimed, backing away a few steps from the murder scene, " Is that a DEAD BODY ?? IS- IS THAT A GUN YOU'RE HOLDING ???? "

Starter for @getblammed !

[purple-stitchings]

I understand wanting insight on your character and how Alucard sees them but please do not spam send other character based asks. You're a lot more obvious than you think and it's genuinely started to get annoying and I've begun deleting them. Same with threads, I will not always respond quickly and there's no need to reblog them again and again.

When making a character you have to understand that not all characters follow your canon, some may not want your character to have the presumed relationship you established, that is okay, they can still be friends or whatever else you and the other mun may intent, you just have to communicate that. Do not assume things of other characters, do not try to start drama that the other mun doesn't want, don't try and copy dynamics of another writer (without permission), do not spam asks about your character, and just do research on the dos and donts of roleplay, I can promise you there are posts to let you know what is accepted by the rpc and what is not.

[kryptyk-dreams]

[[ PREVIOUS, @getblammed ]]

"Well...I already have what I want." The stranger grinned. "This body, though he's fighting back still, is easy to control. Fits like a glove. Like it was mine to begin with."

The stranger stood.

"I like you, Pico. I don't want to scare you. Nor do I want to hurt anyone. I just want a happy life here. Like anyone else."