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[adelainee]

It's been 24 hours of no ao3

Here's what I've done:

1. Denial

2. Refreshed Ao3 status on twitter every 5 minutes

3. Tried to read a physical book ( became heterophobic thanks Colleen Hoover)

4. Tried ffn. Failed.

5. Questioned my life choices as I clicked install on WATTPAD

6. Deleted said app within 5 minutes

7. Did chores ( failed attempt #2)

8. Tried to fix my sleep schedule ( failed attempt #3)

9. Scrolling through HCs in tumblr

[baconcolacan]

wgahtt the h ell Stupid idiot 70 year old man. As always, headcanons over yonder

> He wanted to spend his retirement collecting Hatsune Miku Figmas but Tom made him go outside instead > He became an amateur survivalist out of spite and feelings of injustice, but this lead to him eating random shit in the forest without double checking. [Still works for spite reasons, he makes sure Tom finds him poisoned near their house to prove a point] > Right side of his hair is all stiff and curly, bc accident reasons, it was always like that but its much more prominent now > He dyes his hair more often now than he did when he was 40 > The hoop earring he has is his only piercing AND is also the partner earring of Tom's own hoop earring

"Thomas, I frew up"

[adxrnunofficial]

huge art dump

i cant believe i forgot to post the wtfuture designs here…

[kacievvbbbb]

There is a level of person hood that women as a collective just aren’t afforded that the collective men get to enjoy that will never not entirely piss me off.

Just god. It always leaves me fucking seething.

Like women can’t just dislike each other, they just can’t have beef or be competitive or even just shitty fucking human beings. It always has to come back to the conversation of well women just don’t support other women. Women don’t like other women. Women are jealous of other women. And yes all those things are true because guess what women are fucking people too. Like women are people that experience negative emotions and have negative attributes and can be really shitty. It is not a problem with women it is just called being a fucking human being.

A man could literally beat someone another man to death over a stupid argument and not one single person would go “well men just hate men its expected” no instead we talk about the folly of human beings, how senseless this was etc and maybe if we are really being serious someone will bring up how men are taught to respond with violence and all that entails but nobody would suggest this was just another instance of men being other men’s worst enemies.

But god forbid a woman call another woman a bitch and then we’ll have think pieces for days.

Two male rappers beef and not once does them both being male and male competitiveness get brought up. But god forbid a female rapper not like another female rapper. Then it’s women just love to drag other women down. Nobody hates women like women. God do you hear how insane you sound? Women are allowed to not like each other. Competitiveness is apparently only bad when women do it. A woman says a bad word about any woman and suddenly she’s not a girls girl. She secretly hates her this and that and whatever. It’s so fucking annoying and so tired and it’s the same routine over and over again. And sorry yes I’m afraid this does include the women that voted Trump. I promise you most of them did not do it out of some secret hatred for women (some of them did do it because internalized misogyny is a hell of a drug yeah) but I’m sure a majority of them did it for all the many reasons that a lot of men voted for trump as well. And trying to turn them into some kind of gender traitor because of it is just so…ughhhh.

Women can’t just be people they have to be women first and it’s literally soul sucking.

[lununnunna]

i am but one of the universe's ocs that gets put through the wringer for entertainment

[heart-star]

This isn't to make fun of Craftycorn or the figure of the hopeless romantic, just to parodize the meme.

[im-gonna-explode]

The books my friend reads

Vs the books I read

[sol-consort]

Did the aliens think it's weird that we drink other animals' milk

[songmingisthighs]

so there's a youtube content creator who has been dm-ing leez, maddox, eden, etc. on instagram ASKING THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT HONGJOONG TO HAVE HONGJOONG LISTEN TO THE MUSIC THEY WROTE

and... oh my god... it's... so wattpad adjacent and the people hyping this person on youtube for... trying to achieve a... "dream" ???? and the way this person introduced themself with "hi my ultimate group is ateez and xikers" and ended with "please show hongjoong this" with a link to a video they posted that has a cowboy hongjoong thumbnail like wh0t

[friendlyeorzean]

the face people who survived getting their ass kicked by aren see every time they close their eyes

[pikathepineapple]

Sassy Tord 💅✨

[cxldblxxded]

just got reminded that k and cad are both obligate carnivores and like. technically they both still need vegetables/fruits/etc but that doesn’t mean they Like them. like good luck getting them to eat a broccoli

[skrunksthatwunk]

jumpscared by least favorite seasonal chore

[teamfortresstwo]

Yeah I know Y/N stuff can be annoying if you’re not interested in it but also IMO sending hate to an artist, even if you think it’s mild, it never justified

[stew-or-ew]

Bulbasaur line : Sleeping aid and hallucinogenic

Today's subject is a bit of a, interesting start. The Bulbasaur line is supposed to look like frogs, or more often, certain species of toads. As such, the poison type likely comes from the bufotoxin they secrete, a potent hallucinogenic. Because of this, i can't recommend eating their flesh, which leaves only medicinal applications, of which there are plenty. The flower appears to have calming and even soporific properties, and it's described sweet smell gives me an idea. Introducing, bulbasleeptm, the new hit among populations in areas full of noisy nocturnal pokemon. Bulbasleeptm is a "Plant based" sleep aid, sold in the form of herbal tea bags. Drinking it has a strong calming effect, and allows for a restful sleep through the night. side effects may include : vivid dreams, hallucinations, sleep paralysis, nausea, diarrhea and sleep apnea. Pokefoods incorporated witholds any responsibility of damages, injury, or death following the misuse of our products.

[kittyb1tz]

why is going in expensive shops so scary like oh god why is eyeliner thirty dollars take me back to kmart