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It's been 24 hours of no ao3
Here's what I've done:
1. Denial
2. Refreshed Ao3 status on twitter every 5 minutes
3. Tried to read a physical book ( became heterophobic thanks Colleen Hoover)
4. Tried ffn. Failed.
5. Questioned my life choices as I clicked install on WATTPAD
6. Deleted said app within 5 minutes
7. Did chores ( failed attempt #2)
8. Tried to fix my sleep schedule ( failed attempt #3)
9. Scrolling through HCs in tumblr
#ao3 down#what am i doin with my life#i went to WATTPAD for christ's sake#i need to be prescribed for adhd#ew grass#ao3
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huge art dump
i cant believe i forgot to post the wtfuture designs here…
#eddsworld#the only thing i do is draw#and play valorant#i have no life#i relly need to touch some grass#my hand hurts#but i gotta keep the grind 💪#eddsworld fanart#ew fanart#fan art#artists on tumblr#fanart#digital fanart#digital art#tom ew#ew tom#ew tord#ew matt#ew edd#fandom
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The books my friend reads
Vs the books I read
#books#bookblr#book#books and reading#i guess#i still hate tagging#a court of thorns and roses#that time I got drunk and yeeted a love potion at a werewolf#that’s a long one#it ends with us#personally#ew#percy jackon and the olympians#the lightning thief#the witch boy#the iliad#I don’t know what else to tag#I guess I’ll just stop here#what are you even doing here#go touch grass#you goober
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Did the aliens think it's weird that we drink other animals' milk
#like I see them understanding eating the eggs them meat#all other predetors do the same#but MILK?#the thing ment for babies?#we drink it yes#literally no other grown predetor hunts animals for their milk like humans do#so there is a chance none of the aliens ever considered drinking their local mammals milk#while we are here...milking the cows and goats#even nuts#“oh human what are you drinking?”#“oh you know just milk. we ran out of cereal”#“may I try? I've always wondered about human milk”#“ew fuck no it's not human milk! dude don't be gross.”#“...then whose milk is it?”#“cows.”#“that...cattle animal you humans keep in farms...you drink animal milk? the one meant for their babies? you milked those animals?”#“yeah pretty much.”#“so you're okay with drinking the milk of literal animals that eat grass but not the milk of other humans?”#“exactly”
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so there's a youtube content creator who has been dm-ing leez, maddox, eden, etc. on instagram ASKING THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT HONGJOONG TO HAVE HONGJOONG LISTEN TO THE MUSIC THEY WROTE
and... oh my god... it's... so wattpad adjacent and the people hyping this person on youtube for... trying to achieve a... "dream" ???? and the way this person introduced themself with "hi my ultimate group is ateez and xikers" and ended with "please show hongjoong this" with a link to a video they posted that has a cowboy hongjoong thumbnail like wh0t
#oh i'm in my mean girl moment#i#g0rl#first#touch grass#second#ew#???#third#no self respecting musician pitches their music through instagram dm and attaching a link to their youtube#and that youtube video has cowboy hongjoong from bouncy as the thumbnail#like#it's obv#this person#bless their heart soul brain conscience and logic#they're not trying to make their music dream came true#they're trying to make their fantasy came true#their 2011 ateez-esque one direction wattpad fantasy come true#you do you#go live your dream#but not this#not like this#smt tmi
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he does not go outside (screenshot redraw)
#eddsworld#ew tord#ew tom#pov you go touch grass and get robbed#eddsworld fanart#eddsworld tord#eddsworld tom
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the face people who survived getting their ass kicked by aren see every time they close their eyes
#ffxiv#warrior of light#wol#male viera#final fantasy xiv#24h maintenance#this is also how i feel about the 24h maintenance#today i was made to go touch grass#yoshi p made me have to be a productive adult ew#i just want to pose aren x g'raha :(
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Sassy Tord 💅✨
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weh.
#drawing my fursona sitting on some grass is like therapy for me.#especially now that its so fuckin snowy here. ew.#furry#sfw furry#safe fur work#furry art#furry fandom#anthro#furry artwork#my art#salem
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just got reminded that k and cad are both obligate carnivores and like. technically they both still need vegetables/fruits/etc but that doesn’t mean they Like them. like good luck getting them to eat a broccoli
#ooc#k canon#cad canon#k out here eating grass before he eats cauliflower#cad is better about it and there are even some vegetables he likes bc he’s a Guy in addition to a Snake#k on the other hand is a toddler u have to convince or trick into eating veggies bc !!!! if he doesn’t have the urge he goes Ew#they both like fruits tho. sweet treats save me
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the fuck in name of cheap drama is going on
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jumpscared by least favorite seasonal chore
#I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST LEAVING IT THIS YEAR SINCE IT WAS SO LATE. FUCK THE GRASS IT'S SHITTY GRASS#it's almost xmas why did you not rake the yard while i was um. not around#IT SUCKS OKAY. I"M NOT A TEAM PLAYER#ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND MANDATORY POINTLESS YARDWORK#it hurts my back and my joints and it takes me forever and it's always stupid bright outside and i hate kicking the rakes and it's never#good enough because if i'm raking the yard it should be perfect right?? it always turns into a 3 day thing and the yard isn't even that big#we just all suck at it except for my dad so he spends the whole time being like well why don't you just do it this way. dad i CANT that's#why i'm doing it my way. it's shittier but it's Possible and yours is not. bruhgh i hate raking the yard sorry that's all#i am feeble and sore and i hate moving please don't make me do this#he's like why do you sit on the ground to scrape the leaves into the bags girl what else do you want me to do. i can barely do the dishes#without sitting sometimes and you want me to rake for 6 hours??? what?????#look i know this is mostly trivial but it sucks okay. fuck my stupid baka life#i have been exactly this bitter about such chores my whole life and im not stopping now. i hate being made to do stuff on a whim that hurts#me for an entire day when i wasn't expecting it okay. i feel like that's a normal response adults are allowed to have even though children#are not. something something children's autonomy etc#and honestly i just hate being in my yard doing manual labor in full view. you should not be able to see me moving around what ew gross#(<- super weird about being perceived doing anything physical) (<- hates being seen moving awkwardly and so anything but small practiced#movements are just. agh. unless they're silly and i can make them smoother but like exertion? No. oh my god i hate that)#shit like oh i don't wanna put a bra on bc that's uncomfy but what if my neighbors ogle me while they drive past i don't want that#just some gangly twink failing a basic task in the clumsiest way possible and fucking all their joints at the same time. sucks. hate#(<- man i don't even feel right EATING around people for the most part like. you want me to RAKE?? movement is a performance and you put me#up there with no rehearsal no script nothing just the wikipedia page for hamlet. i can't do this all of a sudden. what. what)#(<- i just. waughhUAGHH i hate it so so much i don't like it okay. for reasons that are yet to be diagnosed)#(<- no body language is natural to me so it must be practiced to feel natural AND YOURE PUTTING ME ON THE SPOT. IT FEELS WEIRD)#aughh. if i had the leaves on a table and a chair or something i'd be better. not great but better. but all the bending over and crouching#and scooping and getting leaves under my gloves and the scary scuttly bugs and scraping myself on the branches mixed in on accident i just#do not like it. gross#ugh at least now i have wireless earbuds. used to yank out my corded ones with the rakes pretty regularly and Oh Boy Did That Not Improve M#Situation There like. whewwww#and my dad's always like hey i know we're starting late (it's past noon here) but ummm i'd really appreciate it if we could really push
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Yeah I know Y/N stuff can be annoying if you’re not interested in it but also IMO sending hate to an artist, even if you think it’s mild, it never justified
#‘bro whag is this 😭’ ‘ew’ ‘what the hell did I just read’ shut the fuck up shut up go touch grass or create something of your own instead of#being a colossal dickwad
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why is going in expensive shops so scary like oh god why is eyeliner thirty dollars take me back to kmart
#not expensive as in like designer#as in like the nicer shops at the mall#id be too scared to even enter a designer store#everyone would look at me like ew who let the gross emo bitch in#worm should be quiet and touch grass
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best season of the year is over time to go back to not caring about tennis for the foreseeable future
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The Lurantis line is quickly becoming a favorite of mine. Pokemon that mimic the appearance of a type they're weak to are always so fascinating, and Lurantis is very pretty even when not shiny.
#i was one of those “ew pink is the worst color ever” girls and now i'm the classic “pink is a nice color” guy#grass and bug types are also rather underappreciated#i would love to raise a fomantis one day#pokemon rp#irl pokemon#pokemon irl#rotomblr#unreality
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