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Come get y'all juice (old man)
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just watched this tiktok and GODDD. DAY RUINED.
#or maybe night cuz i’m about to sleep#but still#like jesus#warn a guy#marc marquez#valentino rossi#rosquez#motogp#noori talks
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The difference between Inkheart and Inkdeath are literally insane.
The bad guy in Inkheart is like… a local mafia boss and his handful of cronies. Oh no, he put us in the animal stables and people talk about that he enjoys killing but we don’t ever see it and the worst thing he does is giving Mo a cut on the face and putting people in cages I guess.
The bad guys in Inkdeath, however, are the ruler of the land but also Death herself and we desperately fight against destiny. Every other chapter there’s a fight and people get brutally killed. We are about to scatter Mos fucking kneecaps. Mind torture while experiencing actual torture in the underwater dungeon. Everything is out to kill you but with everything going on death is kinda the least of our worries??
Like boi… that’s full a 180,,,,
#the mind torture got to me#like Jesus#like the actual torture wasn’t enough and made it WORSE#swugs ted talk#Inkheart#inkspell#inkdeath#Tintenherz#meggie folchart#mo folchart#resa#meggie inkheart#the aderhead#dustfinger#Farid#I miss basta
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Why is graves so damn sassy😒
That man sounds like he pops his hip, put his hands on them, and says “well look what we have here”
#like Jesus#sassy man apocalypse#cod modern warfare#cod#cod mw2#cod mwii#cod mw3#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty mw2#call of duty mwii#cod graves#graves call of duty#graves cod
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oh yeah im so normal *rewatchs junior year episode 11* *rewatchs junior year episode 11* *rewatchs junior year episode 11* sorry what was that? *rewatchs junior year episode 11* *rewatchs junior year episode 11* oh okay yeah *rewatchs juni
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Y'all pissed me off so bad because of how shit you interpret disabled characters that now I am writing Mouthwashing fanfic. Look what you've done.
#because. actually. disability isn't a punishment. breaking news#while yes i do think that curly might have some internalized ableism and BELIEVE that. its not true#like jesus#his inaction led to Jimmy hurting him. it's just a consequence. some divine shit about “deserving it”#i said this before#but ill say it again#yall talk about being ex-Christians but you NEVER deconstruct#because here half of yall are talking about penance.#YALL SAYING PEOPLE DESERVE SUFFERING FOR BAD ACTIONS#YALL#DO U NOT HEAR YOURSELF#anyway. nondisabled folk. you annoy me.#mouthwashing
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this might sound crazy but i would definitely prefer futturman’s dick pre-switch
#idk why anyone would think they could take wolf’s#like jesus#i think i’d be content with futturman’s#it looks pretty average anyways#and as long as he executes it right then size doesn’t matter#josh futturman#josh futturman smut#josh futturman x reader
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I love subtle foreshadowing
#reverse 1999#r1999#sophia#reverse 1999 spoilers#grandma spoiled it all#like Jesus#it was right there#story footage from Merui
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random late night thought here but like.... if paul was born and raised in hatchetfield... then presumably his parents are also there... but NEVER mentioned in tgwdlm. so like, are they dead?? 😥
#these random thoughts about paul's life that i keep having are NOT helpful when it is almost midnight and i have to wake up at 5am#like jesus#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#paul matthews
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literally all i’m asking is for people to be normal about aroace people and their identities. is that so fucking hard
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I just finished watching season 6 of the dragon prince... Those last few episodes were actually devastating. Theres no reason a "kids show" should make me want to scream shout and cry hhhrrrr. Now to await season 7 :(
#the dragon prince#tdp spoilers#tdp#the dragon prince season 6#tdp season 6#tdp season six#no becuase why was aaravos' lore actually so sad genuinly#im not a crier at fictional media but thats stuff had my eyes watering#like jesus#i feel so bad for everyone#viren#soren#claudia#ezran#genuinly like every single character#i feel so bad for them
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Draining a quarter bottle of whiskey like that is unfortunately impressively hot
#rob mcelhenney#four walls#okay it is really smooth#but idk how he wasnt hungover as hell at that panel today#like jesus
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At this pace I'mma start a betting ring where every month we bet on which dsmp member will get revealed as a horrible person/be associated with a horrible person next month and when it happens we collectively check on who bet on them and make new bets
You don't have to bet anything just guess and feel bad when you're right
#/j#but also i feel like it would work#like give it a couple months and everyone's problematic#like jesus#dsmp#dream smp#mcyt#textpost.bzzt#fandom.bzzt
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Do you ever think about how lucky we are that we not only get an incredible podcast every WEEK but we also get a mind blowing soundtrack and original vocal songs along with it?
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WHAT WERE THE DIRECTIONS GIVEN FOR THAT SCENE?? WHAT DID THEY TELL HIM TO PORTRAY?? WHY WAS THE FOCUS PRIMARILY ON THEM WHEN IT DIDNT HAVE TO BE?? WHY SHOW THE DIFFERENCE IN HOW CHIM / HEN LOOKS AT EDDIE FROM HOW BUCK LOOKS AT HIM?? i am sick i am unwell I NEED ANSWERS!
#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie#hen wilson#chimney han#911 on abc#LIKE HELLOOO???#the difference is astounding#buck literally looks like those animated characters when they show they have feelings for someone#down turned eyebrows and soft smile and everything#like jesus#what do you mean this was only the first episode
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