#]Electro

[389]

[movedtodykedvonte]

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

[absaart]

Fluffy hair ♥

[peterpcrker]

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 2021 | dir. Jon Watts

[theavengers]

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) dir. Jon Watts

[kseyuuu]

Just her

[redxdesign]

[party-in-the-front]

My new cover for The Egyptian Lover, which will be on a vinyl EP called Circuitry, soon to be pressed!

[skarchomp]

woke up and decided to make something really dumb

[disease]

MAGDALENA BAY // IMAGE [IMAGINAL DISK, AUG 2024]

[spider-3ggs]

theres nothing cisgender about this scene

[postpunkindustrial]

Nigel Ayers and Caroline K at the Nocturnal Emissions squat in Brixton, London, 1982

[hewaje]

Aaaahhhh coming for you Xianglin Yao!!

[possible-streetwear]

Lucia - KMFDM

[igucci]

some misc tssm

[thisisrealy2kok]

Bass Trip - Vol. 2 - Breakzone (1998)