#[this is like omg jas]

[americankimchi]

ymmv with how much stock you put into the jedi apprentice series but it is objectively very funny that qui gon jinn took one look at baby obi wan "the dark side hates me cuz it aint me" kenobi and went "YOU ARE DESTINED TO FALL" like. qui gon. bestie. my guy my dude my buddy my absolute beloved. this is the single funniest thing you could have possibly ever said or say or ever WILL say to the funniest possible target.

[kevinsdsy]

YOURE TELLING ME UR PREV ICON WASNT YOU??!?!?

NOWWW WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WOULD USE MY OWN PICTURE ON TUMBLR DOT COM PLS DONT MAKE ME NERVOUS

[tetzoro]

aimsssss hi! i love this idea of a game! i really vary between favourite emojis but i would have to say i love to use ✨ !

as for what has been making me smile lately... is it too cheeky of me to say that dick grayson has been making me all giggly? teehee

[ophernelia]

I hate when creators/artists/etc drum up drama just to promote something or when their analytics get low. Like you couldn’t have come up with a more interesting way to promote your work?? Or idk just make better content??

[blackskorpi0n]

have you watched the maggie & negan show yet the first episode is free on prime & im watching the rest on free trial rn

i can’t lie the first episode was so trash like it pmo kinda 😭😭

Dead City is what it's called right??? I've seen clips of it here and there and it looks interesting, but also I'm scared af to start it 😭 If the first episode trash then idk......I might delay watching 😩

[rafetopia]

im sorry but those new drew pictures are not it 😭

[twistedsongstressofstarz]

i could have sworn i followed u what the balls🤬

ANYWAYS HAII KIYA‼️💛

may i pls ask for the twins opinions on Isfrid or Tinsley🙏🏻🙏🏻

HELP- HIIIIIII JASSSSS!!!! HOPE U DM THAT I SPLIT THE ASK IN TWO I WANTED TO POST THIZ ONE AZ SOON AZ IT FINISHED

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Opinion on: Isfrid Aneira

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"Isfrid Aneira, huh. We met once when she was visiting campus last year, and also sometimes still run into each other. She is an admirable person, I could never personally handle being a housewarden in my first year."

"She is genuinely a nice person to talk to, as well. Sitting in silence with her is calming.. Please do not get this out of hand, but the way she treats her sister is also something I admire."

[defjcm]

idk if anyone is still here but......hi

[irxnmaiden]

{...Hi Ivy- owo OOF, I heckin missed you! Feels so good to see you again!}

aaaa thanks for the warm welcome Kit, super glad to be back 🥹💜 can't wait to continue our thread, can u believe it started 2 years+4 months ago?? currently losing my mind abt that skdjk

[badlandsdeluxeedition]

A bit of my chinese handwriting if you were curious <3

ooo that’s really cool! ty for showing me this, i love when mutuals show me apart of their culture <33

[starry-skies-116]

THESE NEW CHARACTERS HAVE ME GOING NUTS OMFG THEY LOOK SO COOL

on the left,,,, maybe ancient zelda from the tapestry 10,000 years ago??3)4$3& MAYBE HYLIA????

on the right,,, AN INTERLOPER??? A ZONAI??? A TWILI??? HYLIA????

GUYS UPON CLOSER INSPECTION I AM ALMOST SURE THAT THE FIGURE ON THE RIGHT IS IDENTICAL TO THE FIGURE ON THE MURAL. a lot of people were theorizing this mural figure that is interlocking hands with what is presumably zelda to be hylia. it COULD BE HYLIA. if it is, what INCREDIBLE goddess design. she looks fucking AWESOME. if shes not hylia, it could be a veryyyyy ancient zelda. maybe even pre skyward sword somehow, or an interloper zelda. midnas descendant??? WHO ARE YOU UR SO AWESOME

[weezerlvr228]

It's giving the...main character syndrome. like who tf does she think she is??? Y/N???

NO OH MY GOSH ANON. LET ME TELL YOU. LET ME FRIGGIN TELL YOU.

[l6ndry]

summer sun forever, rafe cameron

band au!rafe x fan!reader (SMAU)

IN WHICH . . . one of the biggest warnings among celebrities is to avoid falling for a fan. rafe clearly does not consider this when he first notices his self proclaimed number one fan, you.

navigation: part 01 | part 02

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rafecameron

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rafecameron Who's ready for tour?

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sarahcam Meeee I'm ready

user IM SO EXCITED PLS

user Omg the Barry cameo

heypope so ready 🎸🎸

user BOOM SHAKALAKA YES GAWDDDD           ↳ user hes genuinely so fine it should b illegal

user 3 days till ticket sales..

kiaracarrera ME ME ME

realjohnb 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

user this might be their only tour before they go super mainstream 😢😢                     ↳ user literally the ONLY time i'll have a chance to go to a show

barrybarrybarry Hey sexy

elsyluvskie manifesting tickets for me and @ hrts4jj @ livelaughlovekp @ yourusername             ↳ livelaughlovekp 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🕯️🕯️              ↳ yourusername i need to see the loml live!!!          ↳ hrts4jj giggle i love u elsy

jjmaybank first tour ever 🙂‍↕️

user Hand in marriage please?

topperthornton We're making history

cleeeeeoouuurrr seeing bf on stage soon ✊✊

yourusername the way i need him transcends human consciousness and comprehension like you'd just never understand                        ↳ rafecameron Really                   ↳ yourusername WHAT THEFUCK               ↳ yourusername rafe look away nonononojno         ↳ livelaughlovekp OH MY GOD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ↳ yourusername im gonna kill myself              ↳ yourusername THIS IS SO BAD FOODBYE         ↳ yourusername rafe im not insane i promise          ↳ elsyluvskie yn the more you comment the worse it gets.

yourusername yesterday

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yourusername how does it feel to be the sexiest man alive

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user he's so cutie ugh

user third slide is making me TWEAK

elsyluvskie hey girly.. ik u don't know me but um          ↳ yourusername this is why everyone leaves you on read in the gc                                             ↳ elsyluvskie STOP.

user SPEAK ON IT YN !!!!!!!

hrts4jj jj better i fear                         ↳ yourusername you can keep him!                         ↳ hrts4jj NO SLANDER ON MY HUSBANDS NAME.

livelaughlovekp ur insane but i get it                        ↳ yourusername this is why i love you ❤️❤️

user Rafe Cameron the only man ever

user all men who aren't rafe should just apologize

user when yn is the rafe girl ever                        ↳ yourusername YESSSSIRRRRR 🫡🫡

user when yn jas elsy and bel carry the entire fandom on their backs

user omg rafe on jj's drums?

user who is this man?? why is he so cunty???                       ↳ hrts4jj he's @ yourusername's husband         ���             ↳ yourusername yes ❤️❤️❤️

user no cus imagine if rafe sees this he'd think we're all insane

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rafecameron Woah thank you Yn                  ↳ yourusername STOP                  ↳ yourusername NO                       ↳ yourusername NO                       ↳ yourusername NO                       ↳ yourusername NO                       ↳ yourusername NO                       ↳ yourusername NO                       ↳ yourusername NO                    ↳ yourusername THISXISNR EEALXUR NOT REAL     ��� hrts4jj YN DONT SAY THAT TO RAFE CAMERON???                     

rafecameron Do you think I'd understand the way you need me even though it transcends human consciousness and comprehension                       ↳ yourusername GET OUT                                       ↳ yourusername im fonan statt crying

rafecameron You should've used better pictures of me btw                       ↳ yourusername STOP COMMENTING                    ↳ yourusername 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭                ↳ rafecameron Okay                     ↳ yourusername WAIRNK COME BADK IM NORMAL PLEASE

hrts4jj IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD RIGHT NOW BYEBEBEHEE

elsyluvskie WHATXTHE FIXK JUST HAPPENED??? OH MY GOD?????

livelaughlovekp HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

livelaughlovekp HE PROBABLY HATES YOU                        ↳ yourusername WHAT THE FUCK JAS KYS

hrts4jj rafe noticed yn.. but at what cost           ↳ yourusername im deleting social media forever.

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amora speaks: hii!!! this is my first time writing a fic.. i hope u like this LOLLL rafe's a little dry rn but i swear he'll get better. also inspired by all the smau's ive seen on tumblr recently !!! i havent seen s4 part 2 yet no spoilers plz 😢

[redeyerhaenyra]

Konïg discovering his size kink

Summary: Konïg discovers how much he likes how big he is compared to you

Warnings: Guess what! Smut. It's just smut. Size kink (duh), Doggy, Google translate German (I'm sorry 😭), Konïg being a bit of a himbo, afab reader, there is one time at the end reader is referred to as a girl in German, but honestly there's no other mention of readers gender so I hope the nonbinary pals will also be able to enjoy :D, let me know if I've missed anything

Notes: Reader is written as smaller than Konïg but he's so huge that anyone of any size can enjoy this!

The way I'm always so ready to talk about size kink

Especially with Konïg omg!!!

6'10 giant he really is my King

Anyway

I think Konïg's size kink didn't actually manifest until you

Sure he's not blind, he knows how he towers over everyone else

But it's like, it was never a part of his sex life till he was having sex with you

Like it just never occurred to him

But then, with you, it suddenly all made sense

He had you in doggy, fucking you on his thick cock in deep, steady thrusts

In this position he'd a chance to really observe how much bigger he was than you

Normally, when you two fucked, he'd be so entranced watching your beautiful face he'd have no interest looking anywhere else

Oh but now.. now he could see

How the plush skin of you hips spilled between his big hands, how they were fully enveloped by them

How he could so easily pull you back and forth, spearing you on his cock like you were nothing more than a fleshlight

A low grunt caught in his throat, dick twitching as the realisation of oh, he liked how much bigger he was than you

He liked it very much

Konïg leaned over you, pulling you further into his lap as he squished his whole body around you

He's so all-consuming, every sense is filled with him and him alone

He moans open-mothed in your ear, and licks up your neck

"Scheiße, ich hatte nicht... nicht gemerkt, wie sehr ich deine Kleinheit mag, Schatzi. Do you like it too? Ja..ja.. das wette ich, ja.." (Fuck, I did not.. not realise, how much I liked your littleness, honey.. I bet you do..)

After you and he cum, he finally notices how hard your poor litle muschi tries to keep all his cum inside, but it just can't help to let some leak out and dribble down your thighs

Makes sure to give it a little soothing thankyou kiss

Takes a moment to tell your pussy how proud of it he is, taking such a big cock in such a little hole, such a trooper

Cuz like, I know his dick is big!!! I know it!!!!!

It's proportional, shall we say 😭 your cunny working overtime so Konïg makes sure to show his appreciation to it

"Mein Gott, ich weiß nicht wie du das machst, work so hard for me, all of your strength goes into fitting my dick inside you, ja? Ja.. because you're so little, my tiny, tiny mädchen.." (My god, I don't know how you do it)

[gremlingottoosilly]

omg i need more of mafia!könig sharing his kidnapped!wife with his men!!

You're untouchable. Boss' wife is always the one on display but never the one to be touched by any of his goons. No matter how lewd he displayed you, in your underwear, in tight dresses without anything underneath, in an elaborate set of lingerie that accentuates your wet pussy as he dragged a few fingers in and out just because he needed to play with something while he is listening to a new drug shipment coming from some other country - you knew that even if he likes to show you off, he would never allow anyone else to touch you. You thought you knew this, at least. Life is somewhat tolerable with him - you're still terrified, of course, but at least he stopped fucking you with his gun and making you beg for your life whenever he is too bored. You grew soft, pliant, you recognized his authority and stopped trying to undermine it...yet, you lost your edge. You allowed him to lull you into a false sense of security, and you're paying the price now. Sprawled on the lap of his henchmen - you think it's Krueger, judging by the harsh fingers holding your thighs. Digging into soft flesh, leaving bruises - you cry loudly, asking Konig to stop him, but he just shooshes you with a kiss to your temple. "My men worked so hard to gain power over the new governor, Meine Liebe. Be a good girl for them, ja?" Konig is using you as a little gift - he knew how much Kruger and Horangi wanted you, jerked off to your moans whenever Konig would be ever so generous to provide them with a video of a few photos, and so they wanted you since the beginning. They are having you now, one for each of your hungry holes - despite how much you wanted them to stop, it never happened. Horangi is biting on your shoulders and neck, gnawing at the soft skin and burying his cock deeper into your pussy - he is long enough to hit your cervix and make you cry from a mix of pain and pleasure while Krueger takes your ass, making you sprawl on his lap and squirm as his thick, shorter cock is hitting you from behind. It's definitely not going to be the last time Konig shares you with his men - you're just lucky that he at least doesn't intend on doing the same for his...business partners. Price would be too much of a bitch after trying you just once, after all.