#jas isnt even my real name

[kevinsdsy]

YOURE TELLING ME UR PREV ICON WASNT YOU??!?!?

NOWWW WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WOULD USE MY OWN PICTURE ON TUMBLR DOT COM PLS DONT MAKE ME NERVOUS

[godza]

happy woman month. i shall be describing my fave sssrh ladies. there are so many of them though. roughly chronological order

black dragon witch. shes the best. she has a tough and cold exterior but is such a delightful and happy woman on the inside. she secretly likes romance novels and has killed thousands. she tortured some people by dropping them in a blank dreamspace for thirty days. is besties with the protag. we love friendships between diff genders that arent romantic at all. the main chapters may seem romance potential but thats just gongja grovelling at the feet of anyone who is nice to him. shes ukranian and fled to the tower. nationality is pretty important for the guild leaders so ill be mentioning it. i know her real name but im not telling you. i know all of the guild leaders real names bc theyre gongjas besties

the paladin. shes so cool. captain of the vigilanre corps. only guild leader who has never killed anyone. always wears her full body armor, especially her helmet. shes a huge music nerd, and eventually does a jazz performance with gongja and black dragon witch. shes venezuelan and is one of the last characters gongja gets to know the name of even though she was one of the first to trust him

the countess. i swear the paladin and countess have something yuri going on. can shapeshift into a cat. once the paladin was getting really into talking about music with the countess in her arms and was petting the shit out of her. gongja wondered if the cat theming of the countesss guild was for the paladins tastes. he didnt like thinking like that. the countess is from an indian slum and worked her way up to having money. she considers money the most important thing in the world thats why shes so rich.

ester/preta: okay its kinda hard to explain her deal. its be best to read her arc since its beautiful. s1 of the manhwa. basically she was a goop monster that took the form of whatever it ate. she happened upon a girl in the forest and became her. she later became a saintess in her home town because she could cure people by secretly eating them. the king of her empire didnt like this and sent people to kill all of her village. she became the demon king of autumn rain in response and attacked the empire. gongja dies to her like 5000 times and gets her to retreat into her human form and back in time. he kills her and resurrects her into his ghost army. to replace the name she stole, he calls her preta. theres a funny scene where he makes her do acrobatics to prove to the kings army he can control her. she later regains the name ester once the family clan is established. i call her earthworm girl because of an unfortunate simile in the translation

ja soo jung: she shouldnt really be here in the chronological order since she isnt rightfully introduced at this point but she does appear to gongja, if only her voice and shadow. i honestly dont know how to explain her to you, she is a lot. she is the tower master, she created it. shes lived a lot of lives, and she can rewind and see time however she wants. she has control over all timelines, and she wants everything in the universe to blamed on her. she lets bad things happen, and forces gongja to watch. he sees her trauma, which is basically her whole life. she married her cousin, gay marriage but at what cost. honestly her arc was really fucking confusing and i didnt umderstand it, but the burden of god was understood. gongja has sex with his wife in her living room

sylvia evanail: im saving the best for last. sylvia is my evil terrible girl. shes basically "i had a crush on this girl and didnt know how to deal with it so i wrote her a note to get out of my school" she was so infatuated with raviel and jealous of her that she stole raviels fiance and tried to take her place in society. she even asked gods for help. that damn cow. she failed bc raviel is better than her and then had to join raviels family clan as the chancellor which is awkward.

raviel: MY HUSBAND! raviel is the duke of ivansia, and was betrothed to the crown prince. the crown prince liked sylvia instead, so she stabbed her heart with a magic sword and wishes her love would last forever and became the apocalype for their world/story. then she became a regressor, repeating the same ten days over and over again. enter gongja, who is sent to stop the apocalypse. she teaches gongja about love, and they eventually fall in love. they have to kill each other several times to counter the regression loop. gongja simply does some quick maneuver to take them back, but when he becomes to immersed in his role, raviel kills him ten times with her bare hands to have him watch her trauma to bring him back. after they get married, raviel becomes the duke of ivansia, and gongja becomes her wife. the webtoon is a coward that didnt translate it as wife and instead used matriarch and consort. they dont know gender roles. bi4bi t4t. thats not canon but to me it is. raviels my fave character in the series sorry for talking so much about her wife hes just integral to her character arc. shes his first bitch of a lover

[fernnette]

fern’s (obnoxiously long) list of ships and otps—in absolutely no particular order, okay?

3. Max Evans and Liz Parker

Roswell was like my go-to comfort show for a while which is weird considering it had three seasons, and I always finished it thinking “GIVE ME MORE WHY ISNT THERE MORE THIS IS A GOOD FUCKIN SHOW”

But I digress.

Max Evans was also probably my first real tv crush. I fell in love with everything about him. He was shy and kind and a bit dumb, but he was also a bit of a lovable martyr. The way he loved Liz in such a pure way—especially in season one (I’m looking at you s1 ep 16, sexual healing)—made me root for them even when shot went sideways.

Liz Parker was someone I wanted to be. I can remember starting my own journal after I watched the pilot and starting each entry “I’m Fern...” (but with my real name, ja feels?) and it made me feel like my own Max Evans was coming for me. My own fuckin alien, man. From up north.

In conclusion, I’m a simp for Max Evans.

[redyarns]

i was tagged by @omgchyeahplease

name: jas/red

fandoms: shit dude how do i even start??? but i guess the most recent ones are demon slayer and genshin impact. i am somehow swept up in the land of chili and zentan, its a real problem considering how little sleep i get just to scour for content to gobble down. i used to be a part of the cursed vld days but we dont talk about that

where you post: ao3. i used to main on fanfiction but i transitioned over to ao3 once i realized how much better it was. you can still find my account on fanfiction along with some *very* old fics that i havent gotten rid of due to sentimental reasons. please dont read them

most popular one-shot: uhhhh probably acoustics? if im going by number of kudos. im honestly a little sad beyond the shoreline isnt my most popular one considering its probably my most well written piece yet

most popular multichap: e__e its unfortunately rainfall. i regret a lot of things about that fic

fic you were nervous to post: any of my nsfw ones, ive never written stuff like it before and i think its really clear im an amateur. but they were fun to write and it seems people enjoy them so ill continue practicing

how you choose your titles: idk??? it depends on the mood of the story. if its something slow and prose-y i usually make the title all lowercase and something pretty sounding, though typically i try to make all my fics sound pretty. the title always has something to do with the fic and one of its key concepts

do you outline: depends on what fic it is and how long i think itll be. fics that are very plot-driven like windy days or rosewater require me to outline pretty comprehensively, while things like the avatar zentan au is just me writing a bunch of short drabbles with no need to outline. the estimation doesnt always work (as is the case with beyond the shoreline, which was thought to be around 5k and instead turned into 30k with no outline) and sometimes outlining turns me off from a fic entirely due to how draining outlining is for me. but outlining is essential in multichapter fics, which i didnt realize until recently. you can see this when you compare old fics to new ones, and the quality shifted dramatically just because i started actually outlining

do you take prompts: only if i like them lmfao i write as a hobby and i wont do it if i dont think the idea is engaging

complete: ummm lemme count... 16 fics? not counting any old ones, just the ones available on my ao3

in progress: you mean aside from all the other fics i have to finish on my profile? i have a few in mind... i have this one zentan au i think is really cute (like 7k done and not even halfway) as well as this amazing chili fic where it features zhongli being a major dumbass and complete himbo as an old god in modern age with childe having to look after him. i have a few others but itll take ages to list them out lol

[threeracha]

This is a mutuals mention game! u need to mention one or more mutuals that come to your mind at first when you read the following words (per word): flower, angel, love, smile, laugh, chocolate, sweet, cute, gorgeous, fun, sun, moon and stars 💓

flower: LMFAO tbh me but just bc my name is one :””””””””) ik this lameass but liek :////////////// cough im running out of mutuals i dont feel too aawk taggin

angel: @himeaegyo​ if larne isnt the guardian angel of everyone here idk who is ok :”(( liek honestly ur rlly out here savin lives im sure of it :[

love: @hyuunjins​ well allision has been dead n thisll prob b washed away in her notifs by the time she comes back so since she prob wont see this, allison? the other lovr??? rlly the loml :-/

smile: @jeongin​ luna makes me smile ALL the heckin time like shes just so :( great of a human everything she says and does is literally the best thing in my life,,, no kid no kid

laugh: @felixeslee​ sarah literally everything u say is so funny nd random n like sometimes i feel like u never have a single moment in ur life that is “”””” normal””””” nd i [inhale] lovethatsomuchursochillabtallthemishapsurinlifeitssogr8 OuO

chocolate: whoever butter sock anon is :///// i like u but cant handle too much of u. nd u can be sweet but u can also b dark :// its a real goodass time

sweet: @kimwoojin​ jaime literally invented sweet? like i cant even explain :/ from the cutest msgs to chris, to me, the cute txtposts that jaime makes & the ones he tags me in ,.,, irlly start cryin bc i never knew anyone could rlly b like that 😌

cute: @xiupch tbh shuri like i just remember the first day u were added to everyong n i just thought u had the CUTEST face in existence i was ;00000 nd i love ur personality?like????? TT^TTT also o my god ur art :(( is also SO CUTE O MY OGODLFKJDLCKDSMLcmsl.,Dm i ?????? u kno im so bad at words but u kno how it is 🤧

gorgeous: @ongnable / @thestraykid im honest to god ALWAYS blown away by jas’ beauty like my dudes…………………………………if u’ve never seen jas’ face i rlly recommend for epitomal healing powers u kno u kno how it is

fun: @realstraykids ive like never seen em mention a poor day in her life which is like ? not to be so 2017, but gOALz my grill ;;u;; like i rlly aspire to b as carefree nd have a good handle on life nd just like 💪🏻 ye u kno

sun: @joyrene ok ik ive highkey been rlly dead buT STELLA i love the way u talk so much ? i dont even kno how to explain it but all ur snaps r so nice to read n i lvoe hearing abt ur day n stuff :(((((((( nd like u just have a sunny (???) personality nd this was such a bad connection i trIED THO IT MAKES SENSE I THINK

moon: @sklminho T B H SAV u always cut like 80% of ur face off in ur snaps but like highkey ur eye 😩💓💘💗💖💕💞💒is so cute nd idek how this relates to the moon but like 💪🏻

stars: @seoulseungmins zee ! tbh imysm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u rly mean sm to me nd i honestly cant even believe / i dONT even kno why u remain mutuals w me but im💓💘💗💖💕💞w u :((( ND I DONT KNOW HOW TO CONNECT THIS W SSTARS BUT HOMIE G I WOULD SNATCH ALL THE STARS IN THE SKY 4 U😤💦🗣✊🏻