#[the “freak” LMAOOO]

[shepscapades]

so! how’s it going

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Snap: *draws a Megaman-inspired Magneto*

Me: ...Perfect modernization.

wait now that its not 3AM i can do you one Slightly better

bonus:

[angelwishess]

𐙚 First Meeting.

Tagging: @taruruchi @twtysevapr @justm3di0cr3 @gimmeurmoneyagh @babyghoul138 @viperbunnies @cheerleaderman @skibidibabygirl @oya-oya-okay @4necdote @h0neybane

(Pls tell me if you dont want to be tagged !! <3)

[gayassmullethaircut]

Why did David eat the noodles like that infront of Michael…..like ok slut

[strangejron]

erm what the flip

they killed a baby btw

[shandzii]

Soooo how does this being god thing work? Like is Larus genuinely a god's son or is this something more like human Mariza and Samira kinda thing

Larus was human :0 he's adopted but still very much his son 😤

godhood can't be inherited by being a biological kid of one anyway

[witchlingcirce]

I really like how the TMI graphic novel changed this scene, to this:

It’s like ten times funnier than the original!!! Izzy you always THE Lightwood.

[lilacerull0]

Lila Cerullo + Enzo Scanno: Volumetric Analysis Conducted in a Kitchen

text by me | perhaps the world ends here - joy hario | my brilliant friend - elena ferrante | summer kitchen - donald hall | jacebeleran | letters to donald windham - tennessee williams | x | x | x | my tags

[cosmossystem]

funniest fucking hatemail i've ever gotten. Bro i'm legit in the middle of writing gilf noncon. Do you really think i would hate this scenario. I am the wrong guy to be sending this to babe this is my wildest FANTASY you fucked up so bad

edit: would like for everyone in the notes to be reminded that the person who sent this was not intending to send it over ship discourse. they sent it because of our stances on plurality. it was an act of ableism, not just a ship thing. just don't want that nuance to be lost in this conversation

[zishuge]

Story of Kunning Palace (2023) | Ep. 15

[evilkaeya]

Imagine being a normal citizen in yokohama and overhearing skk talk in public like “remember that one time you jumped off a plane and defeated a dragon to save me” “haha yeah pull that shit again and I’ll torture you using all 190 methods."

[reebmasul]

cezhou's little signs of affection

[iamumbra195]

How different of a person would Ashlyn be if she had a sibling?

Would she have an older, more sociable sister who she bickered with constantly and was constantly dragged around by because her sister hoped she'd make at least one friend?

An older brother who followed in his parents' footsteps and joined the military, coming back every once in a while to show her cool things he learnt how to do?

A younger sister who tried to be just like her and learn ballet because it looked cool only to find it kinda boring and was much more interested in learning kickboxing or any of the self-defence their parents tried to teach Ashlyn?

A younger brother who was super invested in anything insect-related and liked to ramble about all the stuff he learnt to her or anyone that would listen?

How would she change as a character with an older sibling or a younger sibling?

[digiblueslush]

Y’all I’m cooking a theory

So we’ve all come to the conclusion that *the prophecy* of FOB MCR DNP (and ignoring P!ATD) doing the whole shabang IS gonna happen at the LA show, but what if that’s not all? Like omg it’s just their wedding. Gerard’s officiating in the Joan of Arc fit, sister Daniel is somehow attending their wedding as a separate person, and every lesbian in the entire universe comes together as one and does that thing kinda like in my little pony where it’s super dark and them there’s the BRIGHTNESS LOVE PEACE KABOOM THINGY and then all of the world turns back to normal THATS GONNA HAPPEN. THE LES-BEAM. hatsune miku will also be there, I haven’t quite figured out her “role” in this situation yet. OMG THE BLACK PARADE GETS HAPPY I’m so smart AND THEY ANNOUNCE THEYRE UNCANCELLING YURI ON ICE SEASON 2/ICE ADOLESCENCE. We’re all serving too much cunt, so many political figures are gonna die

[blixabargelds]

things me and elo have watched louis hofmann do in films and shows over the last couple days

get hanged

get shot

hang himself

cry 300 times

kiss his aunt

fuck his aunt

fuck his psudeo aunt

strip mid nervous breakdown

attempt to break his own hand twice

smash his head into a mirror

hang himself again

get caressed naked in a bathroom by another man

bounce on dick

get railed into the bed (by another man)

kiss his mom

grind on his mom (get incest groomed)

get beaten by 15+ guys at once, three or four times

get buried alive

get hit with a shovel

get strung up in a basement

get beat up in general innumerable times

get forcibly stripped

love this guy !

[chunkowitz-too]

One last though before bed:

I imagine that in the alien au with H that the effects of the pregnancy brainwashing ooze are permanent. So even if he manages to escape the space station he is forever cursed with a part of him that wants, no, NEEDS to get pregnant

Maybe he becomes a badass bounty hunter down the line, and he’s almost completely repressed the urges from the ooze. But one day those chemicals and hormones come rushing back full swing and just can’t control himself any longer…