#[phil]

[royalarchivist]

Phil: Let's gooo. [Laughs] Welcome guys to my FitMC cosplay. [Deep voice] Hello! It is me, FitMC of 2b2t. [Snorts] I like to climb. I am manly-man. Don't call me your dad! [Laughs] I'm not your father! [Laughs] That's a thing he says, that's a thing he says often.

Phil: [Reading chat] "Gayge roleplay" What are you saying, dude? Listen– I don't have a Brazilian boyfriend, alright? I have a Mexican boyfr– [He cracks up] Get it right.

[oldphanny]

[cheekyvank]

the people’s princess 👑

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

look at this fucking hoodie my sister sent me

[didinestdxd]

– Omg Philza Minecraft with tattoos??? This is not a dream, yep

[preciousbbyangel]

[gl00mybear-666]

my favorite trading card photos <3

[chemicalarospec]

I love how Phil is the passenger princess in everything in their relationship, except dnp's finances, which he completely controls. Capital £ester knows one thing and one thing only: the bank.

[redwinephannie]

Did we just enter a new timeline??

[bewareofthenewphannie]

aaaaah

transcript under the cut!

Raven: Phil, I remember on AmazingPhil, you did so many like really great like inventive videos. [Phil: Yes.] I feel like, you know, the Interactive Christmas Adventure. One of my favourite videos was “The Basket” growing up [Phil: Oh my gosh.] and I'm such a pretentious film person now. I used to show it to people and be like, oh, you just don't get it. Like if they were...

Dan: We talk about that. We call it Phil's arthouse era and how pioneering he was.

Like the world is too corporate now. They wouldn't get it. Phil back then, he was a real artiste.

Phil: I should funnel some of that creativity into something that I could make my own Megalopolis.

Dan: Exactly like Megalopolis.

Raven: So I was going to say, are you interested in kind of exploring any different forms of media or maybe even writing a book like Dan did?

Phil: I'd love to. I think this gaming channel return and tour has been such a whirlwind. I need a little bit of time to be like, what am I doing as well? But-

Dan: Oh, like we all had plans for life and then it was like, I guess we're doing this Dan and Phil tour because people are demanding it with pitchforks. So here we are.

Phil: But yeah, I'd love to use some Phil creativity juice into something, I'm just not sure-

Dan: When we uploaded our Dan and Phil crafts video, everyone was like, unironically, we need the A24 Dan and Phil horror movie now.

Phil: Yeah.

Raven: Yes!

Dan: So I'm like, calm down, people. You don't want to be manifesting stuff you'll regret later. You're going to fuck around and find out.

Raven: Well, Phil, what are some of your like goals, I guess, in this coming back?

Phil: Oh my gosh. My goals. I mean, I think my goals are to do things that I enjoy doing. So I was a bit of a yes-man back in the day, like 10 years ago. I'd be like: "Yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, I'll do that."

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I mean, I've not been invited, so... I would just feel awkward. Like that- that elderly person from the Simpsons where she's like "Can I come too?" and then they just like, roll up the window. (2023)

It finally happened!!! 🥹

[oldphanny]

Ok, but what if my phan love story is falling in love with the person sat next to me at tit 😮‍💨 copium

[smudgesalad]

dan had a vision and oh boy do i see it

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

[serratedmountain]