#[he thinks he's terribly romantic]
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ATTENTION ALL ALASTOR SHIPPERS:
uniromantic
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. PROCEED
#it means you only experience romantic attraction to one person in your life ever!!#some people get their only crush SUUPER late#sooo a few decades or centuries works out fine :3#just as long as it's not a poly ship lmao.. two crushes makes you NOT uni because. uni. like. u know ur root words right#also IT IS NOT “fixing” one's aroness it is an aro identity of its own and not superior to any other identities !!!#just saying that bc fandoms fucking suck#anyway i think it'd be cute. especially with his disgust for even platonic affection. tryna be all intimidating#then THAT all of a sudden?? the agony. such silly billy blissful agony. not blissful for him but for the viewers of his suffering like us#tehe#uniromantic alastor#arospec alastor#aro alastor#alastor#hazbin hotel#FML what if i secretly put a hamburger emoji in tags 🍔 yeah that's right fuck you society#radioapple#radiostatic#duckiedeer#charlastor#what other fucking ships are there uhhhhh#idfk i headcanon him as full-on stereotypical aro whatever you call that i don't even do this bullshit#voxal#radiodust#alastor x oc#i think i am cringe.#i sincerely believe i am cringe and terrible. mayhaps social anxiety. who tf knowssss#P.S. as long as HE is not the one with multiple crushes i know polycules are whack#but ofc he could be grayro but where's the fun in that (there is lots of fun in it i am sorry)#radiorose
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I learned about #AceAlastorWeek a few hours ago so I quickly took a segment from another video I've been working on and made this for Day 5 - Friendship: Mr. Scary EvilDudeGuy bleating like a fawn when with his best friend. A small glimpse of him being truly at-ease, content, and, dare I say it? Soft.
#acealastorweek2024#alastor#hazbin alastor#radio demon#hazbin hotel#i was originally gonna put ''his mom'' in crossout text and THEN best friend but we're probably not ready to unpack that yet. lmfao.#but you guys felt the vibe too when she was all like ''come now alastor she's much too young for you!'' hahahahaha#asexual alastor#rosie#hello rosie!#my videos#note: it's a bad joke but ''fawning'' in this context like ''swooning'' but not Like That. and not romantically. again. terrible joke.#couldnt help myself#but he definitely adores her#should have put it in irony quotes now that i think about it
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i really do think the desire to paint ten as unambiguously The Worst™️ when it comes to his relationship with martha is out of this desire to uncomplicate their relationship. to decouple them as friends and people who profoundly impacted each other’s lives. it’s just an easier narrative to swallow: that ten was Awful to her and then martha kicked him to the curb when she realized she was too good for him. easier, maybe, then dealing with the troubles of unrequited affection don’t have to be anyone’s fault, or that ten shut martha out in a lot of ways but let her in in others that he wouldn’t let any other companion near, or that they were still friends, they still wanted to see each other and be around each other, even though it was messy and sometimes hurt. you know?
#sometimes the doctor is shitty. this is not news we know this. this is part of the package. its what makes their relationships with their#companions so interesting so important.#like. how do i put this. i see posts sometimes about how ten was ‘leading martha on’ implying that he was taking advantage of her feelings#to keep her around. and. okay. so. putting aside how that’s a weird thing to say about anyone period.#its also just. from my viewing experience. not true?#the doctor is just sort of Like That. he’s too intense he’s too quick to grasp for emotional intimacy he’s too messy.#but he’s not leading her on. he really is just Like That.#like i feel by getting caught up in the fact that martha is hurt by being compared to rose and is hurt by the fact that the doctor can’t or#won’t return her feelings. and like. yeah. of course that hurts.#but in being caught up in that. i think what im saying is that it feels like people sometimes forget that he’s. not required to do that.#like just because she has feelings for him doesn’t mean he needs to get over himself and return them or else he’s using her. that’s. that’s#not how relationships work. people can have romantic feelings and still be friends and not have anything come of it and that’s not a#terrible outcome. thats just how friendships are sometimes.#thats the core of it to me. they’re friends. the way people post about ten & martha sometimes i wonder if everyone’s forgotten that they#are friends. that they last parted as friends. that martha doesn’t hate him or secretely resent him for how he treated her.#like. she’s got complicated feelings about the whole thing. but they didn’t stop being friends.#i tell you what: if the doctor was in trouble and called for help. you could be damn certain that martha jones would be one of the first#people to answer. that’s what i know.#doctor who#the doctor#tenth doctor#martha jones
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You know that saying about how moles and freckles are places where your soulmate liked to kiss you in your past life? Imagine your f/o taking every chance they get to kiss you on those exact spots. Having them sneak a quick peck to the area and seeing them smile to themselves against the skin before they pull away. Them kissing an area where there are a lot of marks over and over again, as if they’re trying to appreciate each and every one. Them grabbing your hand and lifting it to their lips to kiss any spots there, or having them roll up your sleeve to peck any marks, having them sit in front of you to kiss any along your legs… just your f/o making sure you know they love kissing you on those specific spots <3
#this is getting the usual catchall ship tag but this post is still targeted#yamima has been doing this nonstop and it’s driving me insane#literally he will just grab my face and pull me away from whatever i’m doing to kiss a spot directly under my ear and agdkfhdk#it’s terrible because then he lets go and continues whatever it was he was doing while acting like he didn’t just DO THAT#like man i am a MESS AND YOU’RE LEAVING ME HERE :(#anyway hi self shippers how are we feeling today#no i’m not sappy. what could’ve possibly made you think that/sar#f/o imagines#imagine your f/o#self shipping#self ship#selfshipping#selfship#f/o community#romantic f/o#imagines#fictional other#quartzshipping
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this guy is so funny. Jin Ling clearly has been fine all these years. "Jiang Cheng doesn't know how to raise kids", pls. I know you don't want to let go of a specific idea of your shidi but this is just so. Do you think Mr. Bully the kid was saving Jin Ling's ass all those years???? I'm.
#the shidivision should be its own character#wwx: my shidi is delicate and immature and rude and fickle and cannot do a single thing. He hates me and thus I cannot in fact go back to#him. No I am not lying to myself to lessen the heartbreak what do you mean#(JL I am so fucking sorry)#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#jin ling#lan wangji#mdzs#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo dao zu shi#kk's rambles tag#(I am not commenting on the JGY part because yk. I do think that both JC and JGY taught JL their survival mechanism while#simultaneously giving him what they wanted (unconditional affection) from their parents so yk. In some ways JL still retains the trauma fro#YZY=> JC of having a terrible personality that no one will talk to him but unlike JC he still has a reliable adult figure to run to when#he is crying. WWX is just refusing to see things that dissolve his romantic dream)
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i haven’t been able to read the grandest game yet but if grayson has a love interest in that book i’m gonna throw hands
#his entire character arc in the brothers hawthorne was learning that he didn’t need a significant other#and that he was just as valuable without one#and that platonic and familial love can be just as fulfilling#and that was (and is) SO IMPORTANT TO ME#especially as an aroace person#our society is so amatonormative that the idea of having a ya book without a love interest can be daunting sometimes#but the brothers hawthorne did it so well#and it was again so important to me#if he has a love interest in the greatest game it COMPLETELY reverses that entire development#i’m not sayin he can’t have a love interest whatsoever; i don’t think he should be without that forever#but i think it shouldn’t be a terrible idea to let the plot live for a bit longer#and let him heal a bit more#and let him form important platonic and familial connections in the meantime#especially if it just ends up the same way as avery and eve and emily#he needs time to live and learn the lesson that he can do more without romantic interests#you can’t just give him a love interest in the next book#but nooo we can’t have books without romance!1!#fuck this bro#i hate amatonormativity#holy shit i just wrote an essay about amatonormativity in the tags of a post about the inheritance games#i’m so sorry to all inheritance games fans who stumbled upon this#my bad yall#the inheritance games#the grandest game#axel rambles#axel REALLY rambles damn
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i regularly get tags in my boba fett posts that say something along the lines of "#he needs a hug" so i'd like to pose a question to my fett fan followers:
assuming it came from someone he genuinely likes and cares about (think beviin or mirta), how do you think boba would react to someone hugging him?
#boba fett#(i'm excluding sintas here bc i think his reaction might be different given their romantic history)#here's my personal take:#first reaction to someone coming in for a hug is confusion; why is this person getting so close? are they injured? does he need to move?#hug makes contact. confusion continues.#at some point: realization hits. he is being hugged.#freeze. bluescreen. completely unmoving for duration of contact.#person pulls back. after several seconds‚ brain comes back online. silent alarm bells begin to ring.#why did they hug him?? did something terrible happen? IS something terrible about to happen?!#cannot compute that they've hugged him out of affection/care. it has to be because something somewhere has gone horribly wrong.#at some point might actually ask if something has gone wrong. is unlikely to believe them if they answer no.#spends way too long finding excuses to hang around that person (more than he already does anyway) hoping they'll tell him what's wrong#i'm talking days if not weeks here#at some point: is forced to accept that nothing is wrong and that this person just HUGGED him for... incomprehensible reasons!!!#complete 180. isolation time. still lowkey waiting for something awful to happen.#let's assume it doesn't. at some point‚ reemerges from isolation and tries to carry on like nothing happened#(secretly thinks about the hug for the rest of his life)#and if they hug him again? well brother i think he just dies#(i'm jk but these tags are already too long lol)
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haven’t posted OC art in a while so behold, the sillies
drawing people flopping on the ground is apparently very fun
#my art#Evie’s ocs#evie’s aria#Evie’s caea#Bc the name is growing on me#Evie’s enda#Ok for the record the above mentioned Hester and Enda (who is the guy laying on the ground) are not a romantic couple#Enda just has a not-very-healthy-crush and some Issues (TM)#doodles#ALSO#i am back to giving Caea shorter hair#Maybe#bc I just#Do not like him with long hair for some reason#But I think I’ll keep the idea of cut hair being a sign of lower status#And Caea is just trying to disguise himself#He’s doing a terrible job at it tho#Nobody is fooled ofc#ALSO also#enda and aria are brother and sister#Enda is unaware of this fact
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pros: extremely passionate
cons: stalker
☽ a night with the prince - one pro and one con !! - accepting
you have no idea how passionate about fornication he is.
and if he liked what you had to offer he may become rather ... enthusiastic about seeing you again. think blowing up your phone, showing up unannounced, demanding your time without any regard for your day-to-day, longing and lusting for you constantly, watching you from afar and through scrying magic, being aware of your whereabouts at ALL times, finding something to manipulate you with, using his power and influence to do all these things and so much more ... you know, your classic deluded obsessive stalker ways - he would call himself a romantic.
#☽ [ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴀ ᴍᴏᴏᴅ ɢᴀʙʀɪᴇʟʟᴀ! | OOC]#☽ [ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍʏ ᴡᴀʏs ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ | ANSW.]#aroyaltailor#[no he's terrible i know]#[he doesn't know half measures or how to properly show affection]#[he thinks he's terribly romantic]#cw stalking
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I've been Rewatching Sonic X with my Buddy Pal Friend Cohort recently. It has Blatantly Problematic Elements and the first season is Incomprehensible in some parts And a Slog in others. But it's one of my Favorite characterizations of Sonic, and he and Knuckles are my Favorites in the show. Amy in the beach episode Is Absolutely Adorable though so I Had to draw her.
#Amy when her Romantic Thoughts are “what if we ran together on the beach” “what if he looked at me” “what if he held my hand” It's So Silly#They Should Not date nor do I ship them in Any Way Whatsoever however.#Even if I Didn't headcanon Sonic as AroAce he would be a Terrible Partner in this universe. (And alot of the Other Ones too)#Sonic in this Episode seems like he doesn't even Understand that she's Obviously Pining for him. And then the Cruise Episode:#“Amy has these supposed ”romantic“ feelings for me so if I tell her I feel the same I can manipulate her into getting me off this boat!”#“what do you mean she thinks we're going to ”date“ now. I don't even know what that is!” <- the way I read his Stupid Fucking Actions.#I don't know where I was going with this Aside from Shipping Isn't Intended unless it's the One Sided Canonical Kind#sonic fanart#sonic x#amy rose#sonic the hedgehog#the kiwi scribbling zone
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unfortunately i'm like 160 episodes into tma and still don't get the obsession with martin. like i don't hate him but also- literally every other character and relationship is more interesting. also fanon version of him sucks lol. canon version of him is actually appealing to me in some ways, but considering fanon martin makes 90% of tma fic unreadable, i'm not too stoked about even having him tagged half the time.
#the magnus archives#tma#tma lb#jonathan sims#anti jmart#anti martin blackwood#i mean kinda?#it's just like ugh#he's the absolute worst fandom fave i don't carrree#and its even worse when somebody writing fanon martin thinks he's being good and 'healthy' for jon when he's acting like a right cnt#this is why characters and ships deemed 'pure' 'sweet' and 'wholesome' by fandom usually suck#because it's somehow the most oblivious showcasing of terrible relationship dynamics ever#anyways there are a select few jmart shippers that actually make the ship appealing - the ones that acknowledge how fucked the ship is lol#but sadly they are few and far between#unfortunately i still cannot bring myself to like elias either#so there's no safety there#honestly jon should just join a qpr poly relationship with every single character and be done with it#or even better#just a bunch of friendships#anyways if you can't tell im rooting through the friendship tags like a madman rn#platonic jondaisy save me fr#jongeorgie and jonmelanie friendship fics you are literally my only hope#polyarchives both platonic and romantic u are so so precious to me#also you should have seen me scouring the jon & avatars tags the other day lmfao#never thought id be so obsessed with jude perry but here we are#jude perry save me#she's such a freak lol
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sorry but i really really do Not like the ideas people have of sonic actually liking amy back and being too shy to admit it. or that sonic SHOULD agree to be amys boyfriend because amy "deserves it after waiting for so long" and by not doing that sonic is mean or immature or leading her on. or that yeah sonic isnt interested Now but they Will get married as adults. or whatever people go around saying.
for the entire time amy was actually open about her crush and trying to get sonic to date her he would almost always either outright reject her or just not say anything but still obviously be uncomfortable or annoyed by it. to say that he actually has always liked her or that he Should like her just feels like youre saying his feelings of not being interested in amy or romance in general arent valid and are a problem that needs to be fixed. that he MUST be with amy just because she likes him and he needs to get over any discomfort he has with the idea because he doesnt have a choice. its like people are so obsessed with shipping that theyre ignoring sonics feelings or at the very least prioritizing amys over his . Hello can anyone hear me
#also people getting mad at sonic for not wanting to be in a serious committed relationship . hes 15 ?????#and sonic not wanting a romantic relationship still wouldnt be a problem even if he was an adult to be clear#its just especially weird and unrealistic to expect a teenager to ''settle down'' or whatever#expecting it from amy is a bit strange too considering shes even younger than sonic . but Whatever#sorry for the long rant. every day i wake up and see terrible takes about sonic and amy and what their relationship is/should be like#the ideal resolution to the whole crush thing isnt sonic eventually liking her back#its sonic never liking her that way but amy being ok with that and accepting that and theyre still best friends#that is what would be best for them as characters i think#mandatory disclaimer that i love amy#because ive seen some people act like hating so//namy or sh//adamy or whatever other amy ship#and liking amy as a character are mutually exclusive opinions. which is annoying and i dont want people assuming i hate amy#okay to reblog by the way but not if youre going to try to argue with me becuase i dont feel like arguing about this lmao
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Thinking about how Bran tries to apologize to Leah because he knows she's hurt and he's been an asshole but she immediately distracts him with sex to avoid talking about her feelings :)
#alpha and omega series#leah cornick#I love an emotionally stunted woman with a terrible past who is a Certified Bad Bitch#bran does not know how to approach her lol so he just appreciates from a distance#maybe I'm biased but Leah is THE baddie in the mercyverse and also an iron woobie and an icon#i keep turning over leahbran dynamics in my head and one of them is that Leah is just so straightforward and dislikes talking about#feelings and things she thinks would make her weak#and Bran the Bard who is a jaded romantic at heart#literally does not know what to do
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Trying to make Vanyel and Staven’s relationship as unhinged and weird as possible
#I think that they would make each other so much worse#I’m imagining a dumpster fire so terrible that the families stage an intervention#they’re not romantic. they’re not platonic. they’re not fraternal. they’re not antagonistic. whatever they are it’s worse than any of those#their lives are tangled together forever but only Vanyel gets a second chance. Staven is alone forever#and Vanyel is both the closest he can get to what he lost and the most painful reminder of what he lost at the same time#they facetime for hours every day for a month and then don’t talk to each other for three years.#being in the same room as the two of them together is unbearable.#Vanyel tries one (1) time to explain what’s going on to his therapist but gives up halfway through bc it’s one of those things that is both#inexplicable to an outside AND something he doesn’t want to fix#anyway. this dynamic might evolve and change as i write more of it but for right now i think weird™️ is the play#gay herald in a squirrel suit
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people that get all upset abt people's hcs about astarion, particularly romantic/domestic hcs, and claim people are sanitizing him like
you're so right, people are completely static and can never ever change or discover new facets of themselves & their desires /s
like did we play the same game??
#this is particularlt abt ppl mocking romantic astarion hcs#or parent hcs#like if its not your thing thats fine#but holy shit saying he would never do XYZ romantic gesture#or hed for sure be a terrible parent like#like his journey doesnt just stop when the credits roll#why does it offend you so much to think hes capable of becoming a better person
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yeah these guys were never friends and only see each other as coworkers
#<< THE MOST INTENSE SARCASM EVER#FUUUUUCK#idk why this convo hit me so hard#maybe bc its another “stop being so passively suicidal” convo and those always always get to me. side eyes at jay and gillion . .#anyway. NOT going to make thid about jrwi. but holy shit dude. BIG frowny face. but just bc im emotional and not bc im not having fun#because i LOVEEEEE shit like this. yeah. sit on the couch and watch tv and not think about all the terrible shit you just#said to each other and went throuhh and. man.#even just. the little tiny detail od taylor sleeping in her contacts ans realizing she doesnt have her glasses anymore.#that hit me so hard that was so real. and then she laughs because its such a small issue innthe face of everytjing else#but it means she cant read brians facial expressions so she isnt really sure how hes looking at her while he says all of this and.#MAN. MANNNNN. HORSE STARING OUT AT THE OCEAN#reaction time#having a LOT of feelings abt these twooooo#still holding out hope that they dont make it romantic. i need this to be a platonic relationship so very badly (< the aromanticism talking)#but GOD. dont fucking kiss each other please that would make tjings so much worse and complicated.#anyway. not the point. but also kinda the point
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