#[face in hands]

[etoilesbienne]

its just crazy because its like everyone is talking about how every other egg is a lost cause... but what about helping the one egg who isn't? where's the village now?

[yvtro]

thinking about batman jay (earth-15) being so strikingly similar to bruce in attitude (as he is in every universe. it just really shines through when he's wearing a cowl) and missing bruce, who is dead in their world.

"so your batman is paranoid, too. there's a shocker" "why are we helping these people? they're obviously incompetent."

"does it make you feel better, that bruce is still alive somewhere in some incarnation?" "i wasn't thinking about it." "hmm, sudden intake of breath, slight increase in heart rate, and an almost imperceptible catch in the voice– once a boy wonder, always a boy wonder, eh, jason?"

[reigen-small-naturals]

[wyrm-with-a-why]

I mmiss.

My Wife

[nappingsnuggs]

Denjiko on her way to search for Zoro part 478312

[henrysglock]

okay. fine. i'm normal. beauty and the beast, ugly duckling, aladdin, sleeping beauty, toads and diamonds, cinderella, hansel and grethel, what the old man does is always right. okay. FINE!!

[iidgm]

eiden update: tomorrow i start school again :)))

wish me luck so i can graduate !!

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

experience i keep having when my father watches generically liberal talk shows in the living room:

talk show host: i think women should have rights. and-- this might offend some of our country's more conservative citizens-- but so should black people!

audience: *disproportionately loud applause and cheers*

talk show host:

[callmearcturus]

Everyone is gonna be sooooo mad at me, I'm writing another fast MI fic bc I got literally the best fucking idea ever

You know how in MI: Fallout, there's this bit that goes

Ethan: "We have another problem. Ilsa." Benji: "Ilsa, our Ilsa? Ilsa Faust?"

What if instead it went like

Ilsa: "There's a complication. Ethan." Benji: "Ethan, our Ethan? Ethan Hunt?"

Bc it's an AU in which benji and ilsa are part of the Syndicate and work together as a team, doing Solomon Lane's bidding, but they keep running into this batshit fucking American agent, and every time they try to kill him, it fails, but he never tries to kill them back.

The mental image that struck me so hard was Ilsa and Benji in a helicopter, both relieved they are flying away safely. Then the mad American prick climbs up from the rungs and hijacks the helicopter. Ilsa immediately tries to kill him but he's like "oh do you know how to fly a helicopter?" and neither of them do, so Ethan just flies around for a while, holding them hostage and talking to them before finally landing and running away.

And both Benji and Ilsa are like "what the actual fuck is going on"

So yeah I'm. Working on that.

[reinmeka]

dude sometimes i get notes on old ace attorney posts and have to be like “I DREW THAT?” a lot of my older art is so atrocious like stop looking at it

[etoilesbienne]

aometimes i have sympathies for the qsmp server administration in terms of technical stuff . just spent a week with my modded server continually crashing only for me to go through the modlist and two mods have big bold letters saying theyre incompatible

[blushft]

so fucking hard to be nice to people when theyre so much better off than you!!! shut up!!!

[wyrm-with-a-why]

I become an adult next month.

[saintajax]

also speaking of capitano and his long tongue....would u hear me out about *

[thegoatsongs]

Me: Everyone should be allowed to write about anything

[reads a book summary]

Me: Actually I am putting Jack the Ripper on the highest shelf for the next 200 years

[vaultsixtynine]

is a person who is one half one type of elf and one half a different type of elf an elf or a half elf