#[MS SPADE I LOVE YOU!!!]

[beverage2000]

dearest slick

[blotlcss]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, WE GET TO SEE DEUCES MOM!!!!

[katskitoshi]

"W-WAIT, YOU'RE NOT A BOY?" with TWISTED WONDERLAND

synopsis: he's gotten to the point where he thinks he knows everything about you, until you (accidentally) spring on him that you're not even a guy.

characters: riddle, trey, cater, ace, deuce, leona, ruggie, jack, azul, jade, floyd, kalim, jamil, vil, rook, epel, idia, ortho, malleus, lilia, silver, & sebek x fem! reader

includes: mutual crush relationships (everyone -ortho), cursing, mentions panties and bras, slightly suggestive in some parts.

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if not for an unbirthday party where you needed an outfit that accommodated your body more, riddle rosehearts would have never noticed unless you outwardly told him. only now did he realize your more feminine features, and he turns as red as his hair. after realizing, he does treat you slightly more respectful because he was raised to treat women respectfully. besides being more respectful, flustered, and in love with you, not much changed in you two's friendship.

trey clover would have found out sooner or later even if his hand never touched your bra on accident while tying your apron. he straight up asks if you're a girl, and when you tell him you are he acts surprised and flustered. honestly, not much changes. he acts the exact same but gets slightly more protective of you.

when cater diamond found out over magicam that you were a a girl, he nearly died. he just though you were one of the guys that were more naturally feminine, only to find out you're actually a female. honestly, he's not mad. he still loves you! he'll help you keep it a secret if you wish, but if you don't want to, there probably won't be a student in the school who doesn't know you're a girl. but don't worry, he'll keep all those icky pervs away!

okay, okay. because he's a little shit, he wanted to prank you and it just happened to involve you dressing yourself. so ace trappola waited until he knew you were changing to barge into your room, only to be face to face with you in just a bra and panties. he screams, like a girl, more girly than you, and rushed out the dorm with his face red. the next day is awkward, but at least he knows his crush is a girl, and that you have a really cute body under the clothes that convinces others you're a boy.

it's just so strange, the feelings deuce spade has. he even calls his mom and tells her all about his little crush. but by the way he was describing you, ms. spade didn't think you were a guy. so deuce builds up the courage to ask you if you're actually a guy. to his surprise when you tell him you're not, he dies of embarrassment. queue delinquent deuce whenever someone makes some pervy comment (or generally speaks) to you.

honestly, leona kingscholar probably knew already. he could probably sense or smell the female hormones on your or something. i don't know, all i know is that leona knows. he doesn't really have to ask or anything. he just knows. and you think he knows because he treats you better than any other male in the school. his attitude towards you doesn't ever really change but he's definitely flirty with you.

ruggie bucchi is in the same boat is leona. they both can just tell you're not a guy. however, he fears you. male hyenas usually listen to their female counterpart, so ruggie usually just listens. however, when he realizes he has control and that you aren't a threat, he's definitely becomes more friendly around you. no matter how much he fears you, his crush never ever leaves.

i won't lie, but every person in savanaclaw probably knows you're a girl. jack howl included. he won't make it painfully obvious that he knows but he definitely lets you know subtly know he knows. he shows you great amounts of respect and sometimes can't help but feel absolutely vile for thinking of you in some... not so respectful ways.

look, you're gonna give the poor octopus a heart attack once he finds out! you're filling out a contract and you inform azul ashengrotto that you're a girl and ask for certain things to be changed. he simply dies on the spot from shock and is a blushy little octopus. he thinks of using you to convince more people to the monstro lounge, but he can't do that to his crush!

just as expected, jade leech finds out rather quickly. one walk in the forrest on a hot day and a crop top with some sweat soaking through was enough to spill the beans. of course he had his suspicions, but you confirmed them for him! he finds you somehow cuter with your secret revealed. don't worry, your secret is safe with him!

floyd leech always thought you were just so cute! so, he just has to squeeze you to show you his love, right? when he squeezed you, he felt something push against him. he realized what he felt was what all the female merfolk had. "oh, shrimpy! you have boobs!" and he enjoys squeezing your boobs more than you. it doesn't matter if they're big or small, he just can't stop squeezing them!

this shouldn't come as a surprise, but it takes kalim al-asim a long time to find out. i mean, he can quite literally see you naked and be like "wow! you're very female-bodied for a guy!" of course, he didn't find out that way, but he could have. he actually found out by spilling water on you and seeing your bra. anyways, he's surprisingly calm about it. he still treats you like a friend that he has an obvious crush on, so yeah!

jamil viper is surprisingly shocked at what he found out. a little cooking mishap caused you to take off your oversized hoodie and make jamil realize your more... feminine features on your upper body. of course, he's a lot more over protective of you, and oh! he just can't stop staring! he tries his best, but his crush is just a bit more apparent!

he had always had his suspicions. vil schoenheit always thought your more feminine appearance had been more than some accidental blessing. apparently, he was proven right when on a shopping spree he got a little look of your breasts while trying on some clothes. he'll bring you all sorts of clothes that he thinks will suit you, enjoying getting to see you try on the clothes. you can tell he knows your little secret by the more.. risky.. clothes, if you can even call them that, he requests you in.

rook hunt knew from the first second he saw you. you come into night raven and expect not to be observed by the hunter? how cute. he gets actual confirmation when he was watching you change one night. of course he looked away while you were naked (maybe not), but he saw your bra and completely knew. the next day, he obviously hugged you more to try and egg you on that he knows (and feel you), but don't worry, it doesn't take to long to find out.

okay, so epel felmier though you two were on the same boat. two really pretty men cursed by genetics somehow. but, after he takes you on a magic wheel ride and feels you against him, he realizes he is alone. he's obviously flustered but he feels more manly somehow? he protects you and comes off as manly as possible. surely other guys will see how manly he is if his crush, and the only girl on campus, sees it, right?

when idia shroud found out, he was more than surprised and honestly didn't even think he could face you ever again! with a bit of convincing from his dear little brother, he could face you again. although with pink tinted hair and a red face, he'll still see you! how did he find out exactly? well, he accidentally touched you boob when aiming to punch your shoulder after a won game.

(platonic) a simple body scan gave ortho shroud the answers he needed. ortho is the biggest idia x [name] shipper on the planet! he'll call you 'big sister', and probably lock you in a room with idia if it'll help speed up the love-i-fication process. eventually he'll break the news to his brother, but he loves playing the waiting game with him. is idia getting any closer to finding out? no- wait, yes, wait-!

malleus draconia is an intelligent man. however, to crack this mystery, he'll need every clue and sign laid before him. once he pieces the picture together, he still might need to to clarify that you are in fact a woman. and don't forget, malleus is a gentleman. he'll treat you with love and respect as he courts you, beds you, and makes you his queen.

at some age, you just realize what everyone is, y'know? lilia vanrouge just knows that you're a girl. it probably started out at a gut feeling that ended up true. and maybe he'll let you know that he knows by giving you a cutely wrapped box of matching black and pink panty and bra set! maybe with a rose and a note that says 'be my girl?'

sleepyhead silver realizes completely by accident when he just wanted to lay on your shoulder. next thing you know, you've pulled his head to your thighs and when he tries to look up, he's meet with a new type of pillow. he's conflicted between staying awake or going to sleep upon this newfound discovery. either way, don't think that his sleepiness will prevent him from wanting to be as knightly as possible for you.

sebek zigvolt accidentally unhooks your bra when trying to fix your posture. it's an awkward moment and sebek is surprisingly quiet when he asks you your gender. his loudness returns as he begins yelling about how informal he's been to you. as a servant of his dear master malleus, he promises to treat you with the utmost respect!

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

I see you are open to Ms Spade/Lilia prompts. I am seeing a lot of speculation that Ms Spade might have been a delinquent in her youth like her son Deuce. It would be funny if Ms Spade and Lilia got to talking and the topic turned to the crazy things they've done in their pasts. Who has the crazier story: delinquent Ms Spade or former General Vanrouge?

Referencing this unofficial blog event!

adklbaboiyfyegea It might be hard for me to write stories in headcanon form, so instead I ended up doing general headcanons for delinquent!Dylla and Lilia sharing their experiences with each other!

Curiouser and Curiouser...

Dylla is very shy with sharing about her delinquent days. She holds a lot of shame and guilt about that era of her life, especially since she blamed herself for being a poor influence and a bad mother to Deuce when he went down the wrong path. It's only when Lilia talks about his own past as a veteran that Dylla gains the confidence to let him in on her secret.

She's still not that proud to talk about her delinquency, but Lilia lends her the encouragement and the kind ear she needs to truly open up. When things get to be too much and the feelings overwhelm her, Lilia stays with her and holds her until Dylla has stopped sobbing. "There, there," he murmurs soothingly, a hand rubbing her back. "Let it all out. A good cry will set you straight."

With time and practice, Dylla becomes accustomed to sharing her stories. It's hard to believe that she was ever insecure about them to begin with, not when Lilia grants her so much strength.

She's surprised that Lilia fought in a war before--and not only that, was served as a general--because he's so tiny. (Huh, that's odd. Dylla doesn't remember there being a war or major conflicts in recent years. She wonders which war Lilia is talking about, but he doesn't elaborate.) But Lilia reassures her that it's the cutest ones you have to look out for.

He demonstrates a few of his moves from back in the day, each of which Lilia has lovingly granted an overly embellished (almost magical girl-esque) attack name. Moving with lighting fast swiftness, he very adorably chants, "Ora, ora, ora 🎵 Watch out, I'll kill you dead 💞 Take this! Lilia-chan's Super Special Axe-Grinding Roundhouse Kick~!"

He casually talks about all the people he killed--"My, I was quite the reckless roughneck in my youth. If only I could go back now and properly mourn their losses."--while squirting ketchup all over the omurice she made for him. Dylla awkwardly laughs, but only because she thinks he's making a dark joke. (Lilia was, in fact, not making a dark joke.)

One day, Lilia brings his magearm with him to show Dylla. He even encourages her to try swinging it around! ... Which she does, and nearly chops off some of his bangs in the process--but he took it in stride and came out of it unscathed.

Dylla was a self-described speed demon. She loved riding fast on her bike--a hobby Deuce also picked up--but seldom rides anymore. After all, she has to keep her driving safe and smooth, especially when she's on the job! "Oh? I would love to go out on a romantic ride with you someday," Lilia tells her. "Let's do it--and no holds barred, okay? I want to see how fast you can truly take me."

Her fashion used to be a lot more daring. Leather jackets, combat boots, bold animal prints. Now all that remains of that era is the roots and strands of her bleached her. "You should consider experimenting more!" Lilia suggests, fingering his own hair. "I used to have this much longer, up in a ponytail--and I regularly dye my streaks different colors."

Compared to him, Dylla thinks her stories are much tamer. Sure, she committed minor crimes (shop lifting, skipping school, drinking while underage, being a public disturbance, etc.), but the worst she ever did was get into fights with peers. "I think I was just lost," she admits to Lilia. "Lost and mad at the world for not guiding me." He takes her hands and looks at her tenderly, whispering, "... And I as well."

Lilia mentions that he used to have a crush on the person he was sworn to protect. "That story," he admits with a sad smile, "is one that ends in tragedy." Dylla's heart aches--not with jealousy, but for him and the pain he feels. She takes his hands--like he has done for her--and lets him know she's there for him too.

At the end of the day, both Lilia and Dylla understand that they're changed people, and they're so proud of each other for that. They have new lives, new children, new identities--and each other. They aren't lost or mad or alone anymore.

[navvyu]

Heeey, can I pls request deuce and his s/o visiting his mom (it's the first time s/o and his mom meet) and like the moment they meet, his s/o thanks his mom and is like "Thank you for giving birth to this lovable idiot" and the like ehe

AN: Thank you for requesting! Awe this such a cute ask! :DD also happy late birthdaY DEUCE!!

Reader meeting Deuce's Mom

* not beta read

Incudes: Deuce

Deuce was VERY excited for you to meet his Mom (even if it was a little scary)

before going through the mirror to go home, he was pacing around thinking over all the possibilities of bringing you home to his mother and how she would react

deuce would tightly hold your hand when introducing you to his mom (he's nervous)

his mom would LOVE you

right off the bat she talks about how Deuce has told her many times how much he loves you, Deuce is embarrassed but he toughs it out

Ms. Spade would bake you cookies and make a delicious dinner for you

Ms. Spade sends Deuce to go do some errands and she may or may not have threatened you to not break Duece's heart

When Deuce gets back from his errands, you, Deuce, and his mom will all play a board game

When you have to depart, she'll send you off with a container full of food and an encouraging note on the bottom

"Deucey, your partner is absolutely wonderful, you should have brought them back home sooner!"

"Mom!"

[lipstickinchainsaw]

Listen I love Spades Slick more than the next person, but can we consider how nice of the “you in every timeline” became of Jacks and Ms. Paint.

[thedivineflowers]

BRO DKD YALL SEE DEUCES MOM

BRO MS. SPDAE

PLEASE

GIVE ME ONE CHANCE MS. SPADE

I PROMISE ILL TREAT YOU RIGHT

RAHHHHHSHSHEHHRJEJEJEENEJEBEJEBEB

LIVE LAUGH LOVE MS. SPADE.

OM MY GOODNESS SHES SO FINE 😫

MS. SPADE GIVE ME ONE CHANCE AND ILL TREAT YOU RIGHT PLEASEEEEEE

I'm prolly gonna right a fic where middle school reader meets Deuces mom and goes feral over her maybe 🤗 or Ms. Spade just dotes on the reader you get what I mean.

[ms-all-sunday]

hello my friend ms-all-sunday! i’ve been having a blast reading your thoughts on OP ships. i’d love to hear about your thoughts on usopp/zoro bc i’m crazy about them thank u <3

thank you its been fun typing them out, i have no idea why my audience is so enraptured with my thoughts on spefific ships but im enjoying it so who am i to complain?

usopp/zoro - compels me, makes sense.

they are one of my favourite usopp ships, specifically because i like good things for usopp and i like that zoro puts down boundaries around him, which is what he needs. (and i like that usopp makes zoro an emotional mess. it's cute.) usopp likes being able to rise to zoros expectations, in a way i think is quite cute and endears me and is completely unique to them and not the rest of the eb5.

their relationship is definitely the healthiest out of all of the usopp ships, probably, because of this element of their dynamic. which is more indicative of how you should treat your partner in real life, you should be able to rely on them and not default to helping them and assuming they need help. genuinely as someone who's been in so many codependent toxic bullshit relationships and therefore knows what in theory a good relationship would be like, the consistency in which they believe in each other and are willing to help each other would be like long-term committed relationship material.

if one piece were real and we're taking it for granted merryshipping isn't real, usopp and zoro would probably be the most likely to get married. or be the two of the eb5 that should get married in the very least.

what you're looking for in long term relationships is consistency and a willingness to help, and enjoying eachothers company, and respect and admiration. They have all of that in spades in a certain way the other eb5 members dont as much and while i think their other relationships could get over that, usopp and zoro have that relationship already. being able to rely on someone is the best. damn.

that while other ships rely on other methods of appeal, zoro and usopp are very grounded in the sense they'd be very good people for eachother in a realistic way that is very heartwarming and comforting. they actively encourage the others best traits as opposed to their negative ones, and they obviously want to improve for eachother. i'm talking about this ship like I'm a relationship therapist because that's how grounded in the reality of what a good long term relationship (whether platonic or romantic) this looks like.

ask game

[wisekiwi123]

The parent wars

Ok I love how this fandom ships Lilia and deduce’s mom because they are both single parents with adorable sons.Then someone else recommend Vil’s dad (I think his name was Eric)since he is also single and might be ready to mingle.

But you know who else the fandom has dubbed as a single adoptive parent of our dear m/c?! DIVUS CREWEL!!!

And now imagine all the dads end up meeting Ms Spade (maybe on parents day at school) and end up falling in love with since she is so HOT , BEAUTIfUL aNd WONDERFUl. So they are now love rivals and they each want to win the Ms Spade heart. Now because the dads are rivals their kids are now rivals since they all want their dads to be happy and let's be honest deuce would make an amazing brother so it is a win win.

But now imagine the CHAOS and DRAMA that will unfold since the kids will battling each other in order to convince deuce that their dad is the best fit for his mom. Like imagine Vil stealing deuce away to his dorm and gives him a list of benfits that he will get if they become sibling (examples: getting tutoring from vil to become an honor student, how there might be adverts about flash bikes (you know those magical motorbikes in their world) or compitions that he can get front roll seats to and most importantly his mom would be set for life).He might have got Rook to do a quick background check and integrated Epel on deuces’ like/dislikes before the meeting.

Then you got M/C who will be normal but say things like how deuce is more then a best friend and that he is a brother to them (insert a very insulted ace who m/c would have explain the situation to later) then u got both ace and m/c start bragging about how crewel is best and if he does hypercritically marry Ms Spade not only will he help with his studies but they can have so many sleep overs at crewel’s house since they will be living together.

Then you got Silver who is a bit confused but got spirit. He might honestly think that he and Deuce are brothers now from the way Lilia talks like he and Deuce’s mom are already married plus Silver would be happy if there were more humans in the family. I honestly think that Silver would be the most chill not that pushy but teach deuce things like how to sword fight and help him with his homework(if he doesn't fall asleep)

But the most funniest thing about this love square is that it would turn huge very fast because of Vil , M/C and Silvers friends will get involved. Like you got M/C with the first years supporting team Crewel. Vil and his entire dorm on team Eric and then you got Lilia being backed by the Prince of Briar Valley and his people. Not to mention the potential traitors *cough* *cough* Sebek or even Epel (btw I am not saying that they both are not loyal but Sebek’s heart belongs to Mallus and Lila first before anything else while Epel might get threatened with more makeup routines or something but properly not actual betray m/c since he is a ride or die but instead become something like a double agent.) Some of the dorms would be on the m/c side while others would stay neutral (the fish mafia might start a betting pool while Cater ends up posting the situation on Magiscram making the entire internet spilt between who would win the single mother’s heart ) Majority of the staff try stay neutral but are all on team Crewel and situations ends up becoming like a huge source of entertainment better then any reality t/v show (some producers ended up coming and asking if they can make it a show since Eric and Vil are involved but the got told to buzz off since this is a private matter)

Meanwhile, poor Deuce is lost on what to do and only wants his mom to be happy and is not sure how to deal with all this. Let's not forget that he also has to deal with his mom’s potential boyfriends trying to win his favour which is a whole other situation.

Anyway that's it folks thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

(also this is my first time contributing to a fandom. So Hi I am Kiwi and I give my greetings to the people of tumber. Please let me know if I make any mistakes and I wish you all a goodnight/day)

[one-idea]

I want to say that ideas 2 or 3 for part 1 of the spades at thriller bark would work for teach getting his warlord status. But an idea that came to me does build off of option 3 more where Marco gave chase to teach and ended up losing the confrontation. Since Ace was rescued by the spades he wouldn't be the one turned over to the marines but rather Marco would be the one turned over for this au. Teach wouldn't have a reason to not turn Marco over to the marines, Marco's still a powerful person and handing him over to the marines is sure to give him status as a warlord. As we have seen Teach is a person that will use whatever is needed if it will further his own goal, not to mention very cunning and deceptive. He was willing to play the long con with the whitebeard pirates for decades just to have the best possible chance of finding the Yami Yami no mi after all. If he hands Marco over to the marines he gets his status as warlord which then leads to him being able to still infiltrate Impel down to then escaping with the multiple prisoners from level 6 of the prison. This could likely lead to a variation of the impel down and marineford arcs once word reaches to the strawhat and spade pirates, the whitebeard pirates coming to rescue Marco being a given. How said arcs play out with this route would be up to how you think something like this would play out but I feel like if this route is taken Whitebeard's death would still occur once they had saved Marco and were all trying to escape.

You and @shiny-time are on the same wavelength as me.

I really love the idea of Marco being the one who gets caught.

It still sets us up for Impel Down and Marineford.

You’re right that if Marcos showed up Teach would have no reason not to capture him and hand him over. He’s been Whitebeard’s right hand man for years at this point he’s way better than some rookie pirate. He’s one of the biggest fish Teach could catch.

I think Marcos got the panicked call from Ace and the Spades. Hearing the Teach almost beat Ace and was going to try and kill Ace’s little brother, Marco’s couldn’t stand by.

Not after losing Thatch to the same man.

So he goes after Teach. Without back up. Yes Ace almost lost but Marco has two decades of experience on the kid. Head been on the sea longer than Ace has been alive and he’s know Teach for a long time.

He’s over confident. Even with Ace’s warning ms and Marco approaching with ‘caution’ it’s not enough.

Blackbeard yanks him out of the sky and throws the Phoenix around. As much as Ace learned about Teach in his fight, Teach also learned how to fight someone with fire powers.

It’s a close battle but in the end it’s a bad match up. Teach knows all of Marco’s moves and even with Ace’s warnings Marco barely knows what Teach can do.

This means when the crew gets to Sabaody they hear about Marco’s capture. And oh I don’t want to spoil my plans!

Yes I like this. Blackbeard still has an in for getting into Impel down. The Whitebeards are still going to fight in the Summit War, but with some very different outcomes!

And as far as idea two goes I have some plans for that here.

[sirenaex]

Yuu: Hey Deuce, how old is your mom?

Deuce: What?

Yuu: No not like that... it is, it is like that. How old is she? I come in the house, she said “You wanna eat?”, I said “Eat what?”

Deuce: First of all put my plate down and stop hitting on my mom

Yuu: DON’T GET MAD AT ME. I don’t even wanna be here. Y’all are the ones that wanna be here. You dragged me out here I might as well have a good time. Ms. Spade, I’m ready for the rest of the tour!

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I know nothing about her but I’m already in love

[finniestoncrane]

Ms. Finnie!!! Just stopping by to say that you make my feed so much better with every post, and that you are one of the sweetest people I’ve had the pleasure of interacting with on this Hellsite!🥹🩵

Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts and stories with us, and I hope you have a happy Fourth of July with your loved ones! 😊🫶💜

And maybe (Safely) light something on fire for me👀, idk have fun with it lmao

ah thank you so much!! i will scream the same sentiment back to you in spades you're so sweet!! 💚💚💚

i don't celebrate the fourth of july!! but i wish i was setting something on fire. maybe when i head down to the polling station later i'll let a little bit of my rage out on some tory propaganda lmaoooo >:3c

but i will have a wonderful day either way!! and i hope if you're in the US that you have a lovely firework holiday!! 💚💚💚

[robbieshomestuckliveblog]

Day Ten

02/19/25

INTERMISSION to [I] ==>

( page 1154 to page 1250 )

Favorite Panel: Page 1188

Favorite Pesterlog: N/A

Favorite Flash (if applicable): Page 1154

Takeaways:

- My favorite Flash!

The only flash but still! I love the stage motif transition between every act, and the entire Felt Mansion is just a visual masterpiece, it's so cool!!! ( I have one of the rooms as my laptop wallpaper hehe. )

I can MOSTLY follow the webcomic characters reading webcomics joke, the beta kids reading the midnight crew makes sense, so the midnight crew would read Homestuck, all well and good, THAN WHAT THE FUCK WAS JADE READING... I believe it’s main purpose is for Hussie to make semi self loathing meta jokes about how dense all their work is but in reality this joke just creates way too many questions to work.

- “On review, your schemes seem a bit convoluted. But you wouldn't have it any other way.” Yeah, that's pretty much what I expected. It’s honestly too early to try to grasp the timey-wimey shenanigans of the INTERMISSION, but I will do my BEST!!

- Ok so favorites. I love all the Midnight crew but especially I love Spades Slick ( the humor that comes with him is always so witty and dry. ) and Diamonds Droog. ( I don’t remember much about him besides I find him very handsome,, ) (( Dad Egbert and Spades both pair cute with him in my humble opinion.. )) Favorite Felt members ( from the top of my head ) are Fin, Clover, Die, Stitch in no particular order! ( Sidenote: i love the Felt’s clever names hehe. ) While I'm on this note, I will also say Ms Paint has a VERY special place in my heart, I adore the little lady. I love Snowman aswell, she’s so menacing and horrifyingly gorgeous. Lastly, Doc Scratch. IIIII love him SO much. I have an affinity for rude narcissistic men in formal attire, he is no exception. ( My main tumblr page and laptop are both Doc Scratch themed. )

- My favorite Panel!

This panel is just soso cool. The colors fit so nice together and there’s stringy linework that Hussie utilizes so well. ( also he just looks hot. ) Spades Slick the man you are.. Also good time to state, SS is my favorite incarnation of Jack!

- Along with my previous point on Spades Slick and the writing that comes along with him, the INTERMISSION is filled with good bits and concepts such as how they store their items into their favorite pornagraphic magazine.

- I am excited to read the INTERMISSION because in a way I feel like it inadvertently gives me a feel of how my future Problem Sleuth reading will go. I enjoy the easily identifiable formulaic structures.

Another small Homestuck artstyle degradation rant. Homestuck utilizes its bean art style ( which I discussed in an earlier post ) in the later end of its run, I believe majoritively for convenience. I believe this is also why they opted for simplistic geometric backgrounds and real backgrounds aswell.

( Please excuse my cherry picking of each Panel, it’s hard to find perfectly adequate examples. )

Background wise, while the early acts have the thin geometric grayscale to monochrome line art, they also have complex colorful geometric backgrounds which devolved into simplistic geometric shapes is obviously easier to mass produce with faster turn around, but god does it make me sad.

While early acts of Homestuck utilize real images i believe they are better well implemented, it looks more purposeful and it results in it looking more pretty.

I am starting to understand how people got to the Dad Egbert/Diamonds Droog rarepair.

ALTERNIA’S first appearance!! The moons are the only thing I recognise, it's so multicolored and bright? I love the sparkly green sky.

Why do Biscuts and Eggs look so fucking weird, like theyre not to scale or something.

Did Die somehow transport the Mansion to Alternia????

- Is the timey-wimey shenanigans of the INTERMISSION going over my head again? ...perhaps. All of the time trails visuals are really pretty to look at however so i can’t really stay upset!

- Sorry today’s post was mostly reactionary notes to the pages! I have a feeling that’ll be the theme with the INTERMISSION just because of the way it's like,, written?? It’s just harder to make over arching commentary is what I'm getting at :B.

[blind0raven]

Aaaaa to finally meet the lovely Dylla Spade!

Ma'am its a pleasure to meet you! Your son is very nice and friendly and I'm a very good friend of his!!!

NWJDJDJSJFJCJXKKDD

Anjxjdn aww its cute how close he is to share what happens in school with his mom

Sorry Ms. Spade no Ace... you don't get to see the usual adventures of dumb moments we all do

WHO TEASED YOU

Let her talk Deuce!!! I wanna know more stories!!!~ hehehehe

Grim don't lie

If anything I'm the one doing that with you, Deuce and Ace with the amount of trouble that they get into nope I am not either as well

[crystellaleaf]

Aria Whitecourt and Yumi

Backstory of current timeline, (T3)

Content warning: mentions someone almost getting hit by a car.

Aria was born in the Queendom of Roses, and her childhood was spent in clocktown. She lived alone with just her mother, and they had relatives living nearby. She lived a block away from Deuce.

Ms. Whitecourt and Ms. Spade used to be coworkers for a bit before Aria's mom got another job nearby, but they still met up and had their kids play together as friends. So, Aria and Deuce were childhood friends. Aria is 2 years older than Deuce.

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Sometime between ages 6-10 for Aria. With both Yumi and Deuce 2 years younger than her, at the White Rabbit festival. Yumi was running after a ball she dropped and almost got run over by a car. Aria managed to grab Yumi and teleported them away to safety. However, the place they found themselves in was another world, one without magic.

Yumi just met Aria and was playing catch with Aria and Deuce right before the two of them both ended up in the magic less world unable to teleport back. Yumi teleported on instinct and upon arrival her magic was being suppress in this new world they found themselves at.

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Yumi is the same age as Deuce or a year younger than him.

She doesn't remember anything from before ending up in the magic less world as a child. So she has no memories of Twisted wonderland and if she has any it be vague and she thinks they were just fever dreams and denies them possibly being real.

Yumi doesn't believe in Arias stories of twisted wonderland. They are clearly just young Aria's exaggerated tall tales that Aria just won't move on from. There's no way she or Aria came from another world, let alone one with magic.

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So both Yumi and Aria end up as orphans in the magic less world and stayed at the same orphanage during their childhood.

Yumi got adopted first by a kind loving family and has siblings (haven't decided fully on specifics for them, like are they older or younger than Yumi? and how many are there?).

Aria gets adopted year(s) later than Yumi by a sweet elderly couple who lives in the same neighborhood as Yumi. So, Aria & Yumi reunite as neighbors and even attended the same school tho Aria is a upperclassman to Yumi at the school they attend.

They either became friends before Yumi was adopted back at the orphanage or shortly after the two reunited.

Now a year or few months prior to ending back up on twisted wonderland again. The grandparents that are raising Aria passed away and Yumi's family has adopted her. Though Aria is still mourning and isn't feeling comfortable living with Yumi's family she feels like a burden and most importantly feels out of place and like she doesn't belong.

Basically Aria is still probably in the depression state of mourning over the elderly couple who took care of her not that long ago in her eyes.

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For waking up at NRC. Yumi and Aria wakeup during Ace & Deuce's entrance ceremony like in twisted wonderland game. However, Deuce won't be able to recognize Aria. She has changed enough appearance wise that it's reasonable to not recognize her at first glance, it was over 5 years ago.

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Now Aria and Yumi are both related to a Twisted wonderland character like in the twisted wonderland return home au's I've read and enjoyed immensely. However, i will not be revealing who they are related to you in this post.

Want to see the backstory to the other timelines?

Timeline 1, Timeline 2

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hey >_> Ur talking a lot about this MSPFA youre making?? Bloodboil? it sounds really cool.. can we have any info about the story or something? :3 maybe the characters? Are any panels up yet? If you've already answered a question like this im sorry!! im just really interested :3

Yeah of course!!!!!!!!

So, every character is swapped with another (kinda except the author, lusii, and Ms. Paint), but it's not like your average swap, since they also get their classpects and moon reversed as well!

Jane is swapped with John, and Jane is now a Bard of Doom and John is now a Mage of Blood. Both sleep on Derse! Their last names are also swapped, and so is their genes when it comes to ectobiology. Jane Egbert and John Crocker, respectively. (Since I've already showed Jane in her regular outfit and her godtier, I'll show her like this)

hegegegg look at John's squinty lil eyes

That boy can NOT see shit

Roxy is swapped with Rose, and Roxy is a Knight of Light and Rose is a Witch of Void! Both sleep on Prospit. As said earlier, their genes are swapped ectobiologically, but their last names get swapped with the Striders. Here's Roxy and Rose Strider! (I'll show Roxy in her little godtier garb)

They're both adorablee

Dirk is swapped with Dave, and Dirk is a Sylph of Mind and Dave is a Rogue of Space; both sleep on Prospit. What I mean by they're swapped ectobiologically is that Dirk Lalonde is related to Roxy Strider, and Dave is not related to Rose Strider. Remember, these two are copies of the originals, but they're swapped completely! Here's Dirk and Dave Lalonde!

(If you notice the thickness of the hair being different no you don't that's totally purposeful and I'm totally good at editing sprites)

Jake and Jade are swapped, Jake has Thief of Rage as his classpect and Jade has Seer of Time as hers, and they both sleep on Derse!

Jake is just the PEAK of fashion, isn't he? (Don't let him know he isn't, he'll get pissy)

ALSO JADE! GOD I LOVE HER HAIRSTYLE AND HER LIL OUTFIT

Some other characters that are swapped:

Aradia and Sollux

Tavros and Terezi

Karkat and Nepeta

Kanaya and Equius

Vriska and Gamzee

Eridan and Feferi

Doc Scratch and Snowman

Wayward Vagabond and Spades Slick & Jack Noir & the rest

Dersites and Prospitians

A couple of panels are out, and there will be more soon! If you'd like you can put comments on some of them for suggestions of new panel commands and they might be implemented in the comic!!!!!!!!