#[I’m honestly just very curious]
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mischief fandom. for science.
answer with whatever is closest to your feelings. also this is just for a bit of fun and no feelings should be hurt because of this poll. cheers 👍
(also if y’all want to include your takes in the tags, pls go ahead)
#i’m very curious about this#bc i know there’s more christrev shippers than grovebean shippers#but like. where’s everyone sitting.#mischief theatre#mischief comedy#cornley drama society#cornley polytechnic drama society#the goes wrong show#the goes wrong universe#chris bean#trevor watson#robert grove#christrev#grovebean#anyway since i said that you can put your thoughts in the tags#i might as well put mine#i ship both but i ship grovebean a little bit more#just because i feel like they’re a bit more interesting. i enjoy the drama a bit more. christrev can become a little boring to me.#but both are honestly great ships
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#i just find this dynamic cute so i’m curious!!#honestly i could go either way#i like thinking i’m a black cat bc i adore cats sm but i def can have some golden retriever qualities#and i am 100% the golden retriever to albedo’s black cat at the very least#self ship#self ship community#self shipping#selfship#f/o community#self insert#f/o#selfshipping#romantic f/o#fictional other#selfship poll#selfshipper#self shipper
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wiress with cats.
#that’s it that’s the post#im kidding i’m going to rant in the tags now#wiress had a cat before her games who was a descendant of the cat her mother had. basically there’s a whole family tree for these cats.#and when her cat dies after she wins the cat already had three kittens.#beetee has beef with these cats. like i’m not kidding. the first time he came over and met them the original one scratched him#and he never got over it#wiress realizes that her cats literally hate him after a while and sits them down (the cats and beetee) for her version of an intervention#on one side are the cats and on the other is a grown man. they are both glaring at each other.#then wiress just leaves them there. like straight up just walks out.#beetee is very skeptical he doesn't think him staring at three cats who are glaring at him is going to solve their rivalry#and wiress is just like trust me on this and honestly beetee is just curious at this point. skeptical but curious.#(it works. beetee never questions wiress’ problem solving techniques again.)#the cats stop scratching him which in itself is a miracle. now it’s only when wiress turns away and they go back to glaring at each other.#idk something abt a guy who’s usually practical having beef with cats is really funny to me#also once they start dating and wiress starts spending the night at beetee’s house i feel the cats are like#“stop stealing mom” “where did mom go” “what did you do to her” and so now the cats hate beetee again.#it’s a vicious cycle#atlas (the first victor from three) also has cats but. he has like twenty. there’s so many cats. beetee is surrounded.#(he’s a dog person. he has never told wiress this. he’s kind of scared to.)#anyway i’m done#i promise i can be normal#sometimes#wiress#wiress thg#the hunger games#thg#district 3#beetee latier#dayne’s wiress thoughts (TM)#dayne’s beetee tag
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Gaga has none of the sex scenes included in the finale of Middleman’s Love, phooey, those were the only thing I was looking forward to. Wanted to see how well TutorYim did at NC scenes, but I do not sub to iQIYI currently, not enough streaming on it that interests me to try and squeeze it into my tiny budget. Oh well, I’m sure someone will reupload the episode somewhere else this weekend. I was just surprised that Gaga had the edited version, it’s not like them to air cut versions of things, that’s more YouTube’s territory - The Sign’s blurry full frontals notwithstanding.
#I’ve honestly barely been paying attention to the series#I really like TutorYim but I cannot stand the character of Jade#he makes me wanna scratch my eyes out#so my ‘watching’ of the series is very very minimal#I just heard that they did pretty decently at their first real NC scenes#and considering they’re from the same company as ZeeNew MaxNat and NetJames#I’m curious to see how the hold up against those heavy hitters#yes it’s all very scientific and not at all perverted on my part at all#👀👀👀#middleman's love#gagaoolala#iqiyi#tutoryim#maijade
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Alright, I’m giving in. Seeing it around made me wanna jump in the wagon 💃 Inspo from here and here! (Original by @bluebird-dolly-bride) Cuz I’ve honestly never really thought of ships outside of Mystic outside of Kino or Ruki 🗿 (but I’m still gonna add him lmao)
Might be silly and draw art of the winner 🏃♀️✨
#[remember the triplets are technically related to Mys 🗿💀]#[i shall admit that I thought about Karl and Mys in a previous life 👩🦯👩🦯👩🦯]#[I’m honestly just very curious]#diabolikloversoc#mystic tsukinami#danny#mis pendejadas#which ship is better meme#[(?]
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… y’know. I know it’s simply the nature of the Internet, but there’s something both oddly lovely and dreadful about how things can just… cease to be. Just stop being there. Vanish into dust, save perhaps hollowed ruins should anyone think to archive it, faint echoes of what once was.
Only ghosts remain.
#oh my gosh shut up krou#Does this make sense? It doesn’t make sense why am I asking#At this point this is simply screaming into the void to be honest. I’m not really expecting comprehension.#I absolutely have not spent two hours trying and failing to track something down besides web archive files wdym#I am not specifying what but just. What do you do when it died sixteen years ago. What CAN you do. Nothing.#Honestly this has all been very frustrating. Sifting and digging and all that remains is dust and faint inscriptions.#If you know what this is about you know what this is about.#But given I’ve made maybe ONE very passing reference in tags AT MOST odds are good you won’t.#… ok fine this is about anime. Specifically a subbing team that went defunct back in ‘07 that I’ve grown fond of#only to find out it’s all dust in the wind. No means of contact. The website’s been down since July ‘07. The usernames generic by now.#It’s all just… gone.#The only traces it ever existed are dull phantoms resting in the web archive.#The open plaza of the forum remains but behind the doorframes lies only rubble. Faded scripts and broken tools remain but little else.#What led me down this exact rabbit hole was a little notetaking project I’ve been working on#and I noticed one episode was subbed by a different team than usual. I got curious what the usual team’s translation looked like.#Turns out it doesn’t look like anything because it no longer exists as far as I can tell.#Not unless someone miraculously still has it after 16-17 years.#…… it feels good to get that off my chest honestly. Even if it is weirdly specific.
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Hii 😍
I just noticed your quote ”Through love all is possible“ isn’t that from Sarah J. Maas book series Crescent City? I love that book series 😍
Hope you have a great wonderful day / night 🥰
IT IS!!!! Dksjwkdjkdjdjd I have a very soft spot for this series and brycey 🥺🥺🥺 I think I’d just finished book 2 when I changed it I was very emo 😂😭
#I don’t fw sjm and she gets no dime from me but I have a soft spot for this book#lowkey it was the series that got me back into reading because I’d seen Bryce and it was love at first sight fr#also modern fantasy 👀👀👀👀 immediately got curious#agh I just love and Danika and honestly all the characters are really great I’m very attached to themm#also hunt is extremely underrated and frankly he’s the best love interest across all of Sarah’s books#ask#crescent city
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#my son is almost 5 and is at a stage where he asks constant questions#about everything all of the time#and it’s fine I do my best to answer what I can and we look up what I can’t and it’s fine#but he has also been asking a lot about his extended family#people he only sees sometimes as well as people he knows have passed away#right now I’m listening to him quiz his dad on every single family member he has and asking “did they die? are they dead?’’ afterwards#he just heard a name he recognized and said “oh yeah they DIED’’ super loud and confidently#I’m honestly surprised he didn’t follow it up with ‘do you miss her? because she died? how did she die? are you super sad?’#like he does with me every time we have this talk which is every night now#he’ll also ask about things that person liked and what they liked to do and stuff and it’s very sweet#he just also makes me cry a lot#i appreciate him wanting to know more about his family and stuff#it’s just hard sometimes because he will ask a really big question out of the blue and as I’m trying to figure out how to answer#he’ll either move onto a different topic or keep asking the question again and again until you can answer#we talk about dying A LOT#he’s very curious about it#I knew this stage was coming so I’ve done my best to prepare for it but I still feel dumb a lot when I can’t answer things
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VERY GOOD SOUNDTRACK
#RWBY#very very good#Inside is y’know a banger#CHECKMATE IS SO EPIC WITH THE TRUMPET AND THE LYRICS MMMMMMMM#And I think my fave honestly: Chatterbox#Like the Casey’s vocals are so grungy and the chorus gets stuck in your head and the guitar is good and the END IS REALLY COOL#I didn’t expect to like it that much bc it only played for 5 secs in ep 5#But it’s really cool#Worthy OMG 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 is very cute#Like the vocals and the lyrics like just THEY’RE GAYYYY#Quiet is interesting but it’s probs my least fave :/… I mean it wasn’t in the show to my knowledge so yeah I mean Jauneeeeeee…#GUIDE MY WAY IS SO HYPE I LISTEN AND I’M LIKE YEAH I’M A RWBY FAN WOOOOOOOOO#LIKE THE RLR MOTIF HITS SO GOOD AND THEN THE TRIUMPHANT FEELS FROM THE FIGHT AGAINST CURIOUS#EPIC SONG; I’M WHAT INSPIRED THE FAIRYTALE BABYYYYYYY#The Edge is still epic too; LOVE the guitar on that one and the lo-fi ness of it#If I had to rank#Chatterbox Checkmate Guide My Way Worthy The Edge Inside Trapdoor Quiet#OMG I FORGOT TRAPDOOR#Also very cool and grungy#Teensy bit iffy but good#Casey and everyone did such a good job taking the reins this volume#While I’m here with music no I’m not listening to De Selby pt. 2 until the album comes out Hozier’s releasing too many beforehand#And HAPPY BIRTHDAY YANG XIAO LONG BIG SISTER OF ALL TIME
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Just realized another reason why alicent and myrah would get along is their connection to the faith. Both of them are from places that hold the faith of the seven in high regards (Oldtown and the Vale respectively).
Despite that they get to that place in vastly different ways and it shows itself in different ways, they pray for the same reasons: in the name of keeping hope alive and wanting peace in their lives. It is a form of salvation for them.
It’s been established that Myrah has some fears around marrying and becoming a mother. Honestly, I think the situation Alicent was put in, at 15 mind you, would be a worst case scenario for someone like Myrah. Alicent’s faith comes from a place of repentance and need for survival. While Myrah’s faith comes from a place of fear of losing comfortablity. Myrah was fostered in a family that made her feel respected and wanted. Her fear is losing that by marrying someone awful and being forced to have his kids. She is constantly fighting between the open, and loving family (her parents being in love and equals in the relationship) she’s been raised in versus societal ideals around her.
I think it manifest itself differently between the two, but like Alicent, Myrah is a woman hyper aware of her ‘duty’ as a woman/her role in this realm. She is hyper aware of her status (being lower born), she is hyper aware of what marriage means for her. It is why when aemond and her have their intimacy/pregnancy issues in the beginning of their marriage, she takes it hard. In her mind, she takes it as ‘if I can’t please my husband nor give him a baby.. what am I here for’. Ofc it is wrong bc Aemond adores her regardless. But that is just the mindset around her that creeps in.
Anyway long story short, they’d def take sweet mom - step daughter trips to the sept, especially with the babies
#most women have that idea of their role in their head.. very few can ‘break’ out of it#tangent but it is why I’m always curious about how aemma would’ve handled the Rhaenyra having bastards thing#I know her being alive opens a completely different can of worms that may even lead to Rhaenyra not marrying laenor#but just for shit and giggles imagine it’s possible#I’ve seen a lot of discourse around Alicent vs aemma.. which is silly in of itself#but the idea that aemma - vale girlie who was unfortunately subjected to abuse at the hands of her husband#who tell Rhaenyra she has a royal womb and her place will be the birthing bed - would turn a blind eye to nyra’s actions is odd to me#honestly Alicent and aemma are far more alike than Alicent haters want to admit#they both seems to ‘justify’ the abuse viserys places on them by saying this is their role#it’s not lost on me that both of these women are not dragon riders (tho aemma is half targ)#they have no choice BUT to accept their role - it is life or death :(#also this is not me saying aemma didn’t love nyra she did#but I think if anyone would understand the fear Alicent has.. it would be aemma
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Effin’ hell sorry I meant your dead man’s deal peepaw AJAJAJSJAKA
Tell him he’s hot for me pls
Was it the love letter bymh?
Be honest.
Edit: I forgot to say that I’ll tell him :)
#honestly I’m very curious#because I find other f!leos so badass and cool but mine are just sad lil guys forced to be parents#nani nonny answers#dead man’s deal
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i started watching hunter x hunter recently and it has what is probably the most interesting and also funny pacing i have ever seen like it’s DEFINITELY rushing towards action scenes a lot but also it’s dragging everything out so long lol watching it is absolutely insane cause one second i’m like wait we’re doing this already???? and the next it’s like can we PLEASE move on
#to be clear this isn’t a critique#it’s just a really interesting speed#i’m VERY curious if the anime cuts a lot of the exam scenes out#or if the writing is like that in the manga too#i’m not super impressed with the base writing and a lot of beats aren’t hitting super well for me yet#but the pacing is honestly CAPTIVATING me lol#which probably wasn’t exactly the way you want to capture an audience lol but if it works😅#get me to watch a piece of media without over examining the structure or writing challenge (impossible)#basic plots/setups are the MOST fun to over analyze actually you can fight me on this#cause something super small or the tiniest divergence in what would otherwise be a familiar and expected plot structure#suddenly becomes SO attention grabbing#and it stands out so much and i want to GRAB it and open it up and figure out what made it happen#let me dissect plot that absolutely does NOT need dissected PLEASE
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Thinking about doing one of those 21 sex questions for couples with canon!Katsuki Bakugo aka your boyfriend.
Black!Reader, Virginity Loss Mentioned, Canon!Bakugo, Mentions of Sex, Slightly Smutty, Bantering
He thinks it’s stupid at first. Not wanting to engage in such a dumb activity, “For fucking what? I already know everything about your body.”
Bakugo was always the type to tell you no, as he was doing it, but this suggestion did take a bit of convincing seeing as he was never the type to be very vocal about the intimate moments with you both.
“C’mon…” You whine holding his strong bicep he had curled in with the other. You almost get distracted by his strength and began lifting your legs to swing on him as if you were a monkey.
“ALRIGHT!” He shrugs you off, sucking his teeth seeing how excited you were to finally wear him down. “What are the questions, dumbass.”
You both lean on the headboard of your dorm bed and scroll through the several ads and comments to find the section of questions.
“Okay, first question; are you and your partner sexually active—“
“Obviously.”
“‘Suki…”
“What?! It’s a dumbass question.”
You roll your eyes and scoff at your pouting boyfriend still with his arms crossed and eye’ing you down and landing his eyes back to the screen.
“Does your partner know how to satisfy you?”
“Well yes, I believe you do.”
Bakugo blows out his nose and looks away, not wanting to answer you almost took offense and your face must have shown it, because he gestures his hand out to you, “Of course you do, dumbass why do you think we do it a lot.”
“A lot is an understatement.”
“What?! Not even you idiot!”
“When’s the last time we had sex, ‘Suki.”
“…”
“Hellooooo.”
“Am I answering your questions or the fucking websites.”
“Question 4: How often do you and your partner have sex.”
“DON’T SKIP 3–“
“QUESTION 4–“
“THIS FUCKING AFTERNOON WE DID SO WHAT?”….”You were practically begging for my dick.”
“I wasn’t the one humping your ass when I got out the shower—“
“SHUT UP. And I wasn’t humping you I’m not a fucking dog.”
“Grinding whatever, your dick almost slipped inside from what you was doing!”
“AND?!”
“We have had sex about 4 times this week. It’s only Tuesday.”
Bakugo shifts around, cheeks warming up, he can’t help it. Honestly, it shocked him how much he enjoyed sex with you, you took each other virginity and through out the time you both were just having casual sex it was a lot of learning involved and it became addictive to him. It started off as him just wanting to learn to be better, but now the improvement is what also motivates him.
The way you scratch his back, the way you cream on his dick, your soft plushy body against his, the faces you make are all because of him. You subconsciously stroke his ego when you do that.
You became his best worst distraction. The main reason it became embarrassing for him is because you brought it out. He loves and hates you sometimes for it.
“Then we’ll cool down. I told you to always tell me no if you don’t want to.” He deadpans trying to ignore how shy I’m his body language is becoming.
“Who said I wanted that? I never told you no for a reason. Blondie.”
“Don’t call me that.”
You giggle, looking back at the dimly lit screen to scroll for more questions, “What’s something or somethingS your partner does during or after sex you can’t get enough of.”
You wait, turning your head at your Blondie, seeing as he is looking at your first to respond, “Ladies first.”
“You—ugh fine.” You sit up from your bent over position and Katsuki’s eyes couldn’t tear from yours. In all honesty he was curious to know too. “I love those…rare moments when you’re directly in my ear and you moan my name, you don’t talk often during, but it’s …hot or whatever.”
He huffs out a chuckle looking away for a moment, he figured from the way you clench down everytime he does.
“Anything else?”
You pause, poking your tongue through your cheek. “Yeah. When you hold my hand when you go down on me, you always act like I would hate your sweat on your hands when I really love it.”
“Because you’re gross.”
“Oh shut up!”
“….what else.”
His voice grew soft. You didn’t want to tease him about it, but you also loved when he became attentive to what you said, you knew by the twinkle in his eye he wants to know more, mainly because he definitely will be doing all those things you love even more now.
“I love when you slap my ass. It hurts in a good way.”
“I do too. Next time I might land an explosion on it—“
“You bet not, you damn pervert.”
“Shut up, what else.”
“…um….it’s embarrassing.”
“Just fucking tell me it’s just us.”
“….When you clean me up after, y’know either with a towel or in the bath. And sometimes in the bath it lead to you to …”
“To…?”
“Finger me.”
You notice the curl in his lip, it’s kinda hot to him how you’re admitting all of this. He wants to pry more, but from your embarrassment he will spare you…for now.
“Well, I guess I like how you get so clingy when you’re cumming. It’s hot. You act like a fucking koala and you just won’t let go of me.”
“Just Like…?”
“Tch.”
You teased him, you knew that word love is still hard for him to say, and you both knew what he meant, but it was worth a try to get him to say it.
“I ….enjoy when you demand what you want. Like the other day when you told me to lay back so you can ride my thigh.”
“….” You couldn’t say much but smile and feel shy. Honestly it was something you were terrified to do because who on earth tells Katsuki what to do?
“Good. Glad y’liked it.”
“Don’t make it a regular occurrence though you not in charge here.”
“Shut up!”
“Also when you kiss me all over after cumming. You’re such a damn sap after getting your brains fucked out it’s kinda hot.”
“Y’know….”
“What it’s true, dumbass.”
“Anything else.” You sang, seeing his flinch at you coming closer to his face he groans, “That’s all you can’t get enough of?”
“Tch…I ain’t telling you all of ‘em.”
“It would take all night.”
Bakugo prayed you wouldn’t hear that last part, but you did. Knowing he would probably walk out the room, so you don’t tease him, “One more. Just one more.”
For the first time in a while you seen conflict in his eyes, also similar to when you first asked him if he was ready to have sex with you.
The silence was loud, not awkward but it was enough to make you want to move on until he spoke—-
“The way you trust me.”
“…”
“You let me inside you, touch you, and all that mushy shit we have read in those books and knowing you let me is fucking…hot or whatever.”
“….”
“I say bend over you do it, I make you say my name and you do it, I say on your knees you do it….you just….trust that I’m ganna take care of you. Like you depend on me.”
You still didn’t have much to say, you realized being dependent on Katsuki was something he always took pride in. He may “complain”, but deep down he loves knowing he is the only one that sees you at your most vulnerable.
Bakugo hates the silence, throwing up all of that love knowing damn well he struggles to even say the word, he groans uncomfortably, “Fucking say something—“
You lean over to him, lips crashing gently with his, you taste the minty mess of his breath as he slides his tongue inside your mouth, a natural reflex he has a habit of doing whenever you two kiss.
“Of course I trust you. You’re Katsuki.”
His eyes widen for a second before pulling away, “The hell thats supposed to mean.” He says light heartily .
“‘Means you’re worth trusting….I hope you trust me too.”
You idiot. If only you knew he trusts his life with you.
You stretch back on the headboard and exhale and ease the tension, “Been knowing you and ‘Zuzu since elementary of course I grew to trust you.”
Bakugo groans at the mention of Deku and that damn nickname. “Whatever.” He blushes. “What are the other questions.”
“Oh so noooowwww you wanna know—-“
“WHAT ARE THEY?!”
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Yeah totally cool if you want to interpret them as not physical but it’s not cause they find kissing (or sex) too human. They aren’t “above” trying any human activity lol especially ones that are decadent or hedonistic. Honestly wanting to try it out to better understand humans would be a selling point for them.
And yeah totally the other angels and demons do seem to consider themselves above such things.
S1 E1 Hastur says Crowleys gone native and Gabriel asks Aziraphle why he eats food before starting he does not sully the temple of his body with gross matter
Aziraphale was grossed out by the idea of eating before Crowley tempted him to the Oz Ribs
Muriel decides to just look at the cupperty
Beelzebub reassures Gabriel they don’t actually have to drink the beer
But these are THE angel and demon that eat, drink alcohol, and sleep (at least Crowley sleeps). No strike that:
Crowley sleeps for a century
They get black out sloppy drunk in episode1 to the point of mispronouncing words and (in the book) the angel was pouring another drink and only managed to hit the glass on the third go
Aziraphale freaking devoured that ox rib 😂 - and while his table manners have improved he’s still quite markedly enthusiastic about food
And we know they feel physically safe and comfortable together.
I do think Crowleys mind was rather blown by Nina’s “bit on the side” teasing but I don’t see any indication he’s grossed out so much as just thrown for a loop — processing and figuring out what he thinks
I’m totally available for them to decide to not get physical but it’s not going to be because it’s too human and they feel they are above it. Rather it’d just be if it genuinely doesn’t intrigue or interest them
“they are celestial beings they are above kissing like humans do”
oh honey they went native a long time ago
that’s the show actually
#honestly I think they’d try at least once#in the comfort of their cottage#maybe a little tipsy#they’d try getting handsy just to see#we know Crowley watches romcons and also tempts people and they’ve both been watching humans for thousands of years#theyre ideas of what humans do are very much like apreteens understanding of high school based solely on movies/tv#but it’s enough for them to get curious and try#I’m convinced they’d at least make out handsily once#then after that they decide if it’s an avenue they want to explore down further#but personally given how they took to food alcohol and sleep … yeah#lili
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could you write bau!reader x aaron, reader is pregnant and baby is so restless and kicking a lot as reader is at her desk working and aaron is the only one who can calm baby down
ty for requesting <3 pregnant!reader, 1k
“Woh,” you mumble, almost clipping your head on your desk as you lean forward. “Oh, my gosh.”
“What’s wrong, mama?”
You wave your free hand weakly at Derek, the other to your bump. “Nothing’s wrong, handsome.”
Derek laughs warmly and stands from his chair. “I don’t believe you. Come on, tell me what’s wrong. Or I’ll go get the big man and he can force it out of you himself.”
Hotch’s never forced anything out of you, but he has kissed a confession from you before. He could do it again easily.
You right yourself as the baby’s rampant kicking makes you feel as though you’ll pee your pants. “Derek, there’s some crazy stuff happening inside of me right now.”
He smiles at you fondly. “I bet there is.”
“She’s kicking the shit out of me.” Sitting up, your back twinges and relaxes, the weight of your baby bump spreading out. You’re very pregnant and the baby is extremely active. She kicks pretty much 24/7 these last few days, and it’s driving you crazy. “Do you wanna feel?”
Derek presents his hand for feeling. You stand up, and Derek lays a hand across your bump. You don’t have to move it anywhere: the second he touches you, he can no doubt feel the baby’s aggressiveness. She’s aiming her little feet almost like she knows where your most fragile organs are.
One rough kick has Derek taking back his hand. “She’s beating you up, mama.”
“She hates me.”
“She doesn’t hate you,” Spencer says, twirling in his chair to give one of his innocuous tidbits of information, “babies kick for all sorts of reasons. They kick when they’re hungry, or after you’ve just eaten because of the extra glucose shared via the placenta. Sometimes they kick because they can feel sensation through your skin.”
Spencer stands up. You raise your brows. “You wanna feel?” you ask.
He grins and offers his hand. You take it and place it against the baby’s restless feet, smiling at Spencer’s smile, a little enchanted by how fascinated he seems. At Spencer’s touch, she starts to kick quickly like she had been with Derek, and eventually you have to move his hand in the hopes she’ll stop. She slows, but the occasional stretch pokes at your stomach. You can see the distension of her limb even through your shirt.
“She’s really going for it today,” you say. “Maybe I had too much brown sugar in my oatmeal.”
“You know babies can tell the difference between hands?” Spencer asks.
“I sort of guessed,” you say distractedly, rubbing at the baby’s kicking with the crest of your palm. “She doesn’t act like this with Hotch.”
“Good to know he has that effect on everyone,” Derek says with a laugh.
“I might go and ask him to make her stop. I’m gonna need a change of clothes if she doesn’t.”
Derek laughs again, full-bellied, his arm wrapping around your shoulders in a pitying hug. “Aw, sweetheart, you’ll be okay. Just two more months and this will all be over.”
“Well, you never know. The longest overdue pregnancy in human history was almost a hundred days, that’s more than an extra three months.”
“Spencer!” you say, not truly shouting, but your volume escaping you as the horror of a year long pregnancy sinks in. “Don’t jinx me.”
Your loud voice, or perhaps Derek’s roaring laughter, draws the attention of JJ and Hotch, who appear from the depths of his office with matching curious expressions. JJ begins down the steps to the bullpen, while Hotch stays at the balcony waiting for an explanation.
“Baby Hotchner’s giving it large,” Derek says, rubbing your upper arm.
“She won’t stop,” you complain, relieved to see your stern husband. “Can you come and set her straight?”
You aren’t always so quick to complain to him, but this is too much. It feels as though she’s about to start doing spin kinks against your spine —it’s honestly the most she’s ever moved. When you were just a few weeks pregnant you’d longed for her to wriggle and show you a sign that she could feel you, but now you’d appreciate a few minutes of calm.
Hotch follows JJ down obligingly, and he, surrounded by your curious coworkers and colleagues, without any hesitation (but certainly some care), slips his hand under your blouse to feel at his baby’s sharp kicking. He presses against what might be a foot for a few moments, his smile barely hidden, his palm warm.
“She really is giving it large,” he says, the deep softness of his voice like a signal.
The baby’s kicks soften, until, barely ten seconds later, they stop. Your spine ceases vibrating, and you can finally stand there without having to press your thighs together.
“Thank you,” you say, holding Hotch’s elbow. He’s well and truly saved you.
He rubs your stomach with his thumb. His dark eyes stay set on your bump. “You’re welcome.”
“I guess baby just missed her dad,” JJ says.
You look at Spencer. He doesn’t say anything. “No correction?” you ask.
“No,” he says, pouting that you’d ask. “Either she missed the sound of his voice, or your reaction to seeing him has calmed her down. That’s not a big difference.”
“It’s both, I think,” you say, paused by a big yawn.
“Are you tired?” Hotch asks.
“Urgently.” You let yourself sag forward toward him, gesturing for Spencer, Derek and JJ to look away. “Thanks for your help, boys, but I need something no one else can give me.” You collapse into Hotch’s chest for a hug.
The bump is very much in the way, but he reacts accordingly, ushering your chest to his, cheek pressed gently to your forehead. “She’s exhausted you,” he teases under his breath.
“She really has.”
“I love how she settles with me,” he says, rubbing your back for a long, slow handful of seconds, before he pulls away enough to grin at you. “But I suppose she gets that from her mother.”
“You’re very calming.”
“So I’ve been told.”
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WHITE HAIRED GUY IS SAMATOKI, HIS GROUP WROTE SCARFACE!! HETEROCHROMIC BOY ID PROBABLY ICHIRO (the love of my life) the other two with heterochromoia are his NON LEGAL brothers (17 and 14)
OMG OF COURSE HE DID!! THAT‘S SO HOT OF HIM !! >///<
oh yeah i think that was his name!! i was looking for a new hyperfixation to cling to once summer break rolls around and i just might have to chuck this into the ring ^^
#┊✩彡 divine correspondence ♡#┊✩彡 letter from — yourloc lgh0st♡#now i already have characters to look forward to!!#i saw samatoki icons as i was scrolling through pinterest and was like ‘hello there 👀’#i think he and dice are the ones i’m most curious about for now#though depending on personality#ichiro and jyuto (honestly just about everyone) could very easily get up there too#i think i now what i’ll look up to calm myself down rn actually#group works my behated </3
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