#[I don't have any silly threats I can throw at him like he did for me]

[alastor-x-reader-stories]

"Bite Me" - Alastor x Reader - Part 2

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You....really shouldn't have bitten Alastor.

It was a threat, yep, and the guy did need to learn his actions had consequences, but...er. Was that really worth this?

The Radio Demon had practically been your shadow for the past week. His expression never changed, his tone never shifted. You were like, 90 percent sure he was thinking of the best way to kill you for maximum pain.

Pain wasn't good. You were allergic to it.

...That line usually got a chuckle out of whoever heard it, or in your case, whenever you thought it. However, this time, it didn't quite tickle your funny bone as it usually did.

Because Alastor was standing right there.

And staring at you.

In your goddam bedroom.

"....Hi." You said, chewing on your bottom lip.

Alastor's gaze darted for a second to your lip, then back to your eyes. And he said nothing.

"...Did you need something?" You said.

He continued to stare at you, unblinking.

You sighed "Listen, if you're going to kill me can you just hurry up already? I'm sure it beats how awkward this is."

Other than the slightest twitch of an ear, he still didn't respond.

You huffed, narrowing your eyes as a growl permeated through the air. "At least say something!"

He didn't.

"OKay, fine!" You snapped, throwing your hands up in the air. You crossed them over your chest with a pout, giving Alastor a mean side-eye. "Keep standing there doing nothing. I guess I could use a new hat rack anyway."

"...You don't have any hats?" He said, tilting his head to one side.

"I'll get some so I can justify having a hat rack." You said, tail flicking.

"Mhm... So, how sincere is this threat?"

"What?"

Alastor straightened his posture, taking a couple long strides to stand right at your bedside. "You make a lot of threats, my dear. And I've only ever seen you carry 1 out."

"Usually people listen to me." You said, rolling your eyes.

"So you've never actually follow through before?" He tilted his head to the opposite side than before. His grin seemed to stretched a bit, ears becoming less stiff.

"Does that make you happy?" You said, turning to face him "That you're the first idiot who made me actually do something?"

From how he practically beamed you can only assume it did. You sighed, flopping down onto the bed on your side. The intent was to ignore him until he got bored and went away or got sick of you and killed you.

Instead you found a shadowy tendril wrapping around your middle, rolling you onto your back. Alastor grinned down at you, his body a perfect 90-degree angle bent at the waist.

"I'm the first one you've bit?"

"...Yeah?" You said, raising an eyebrow. "I mean. I think I bit people when I was little and pretending I had rabies, but not really intending to hurt them..."

His grin widened. "How did I taste?"

...

"What."

"I want to know. How did I taste?"

Oh right he was a cannibal. You grimaced internally. Was that just something cannibals got giddy about? 'Hey I'm the first person you've eaten hurrah!'

The tendril around you gave a firm squeeze. You sighed and met Alastor's crimson eyes, giving him a flat look of your own.

"Dry and tough- like badly made jerky."

He laughed. "Well, of course! You bit into my jacket! Silly creature, you."

"....Well, you asked."

"That I did, that I did." Alastor hummed. He tilted his head too far to one side, leaning in closer to you "Would you care for a taste without my jacket?"

"No." You responded curtly.

The silence was palpable. Neither of you broke eye contact or changed your expressions for several moments. Those moments seemed very, very long.

His eye slowly twitched up and his ears dropped ever-so-slighty-

"Hm. Well, it's not like you'd manage that anyway."

"Probably not. Are we done?"

Another beat of silence passed before the shadows tendril dissolved into mist and Alastor was standing up straight again.

"Now, I wouldn't say this matter is done, but I suppose it could wait."

You sat up, staring at him. The more you stared, the more his eyes couldn't seem to decide on what to focus on. Was he...nervous?

That encounter didn't go anywhere else significant. He simply said a farewell and left you to your own devices.

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Your eye twitched as you took a long, deep breath.

Alastor was being so horribly, horribly annoying.

The last couple days he resumed his role as your shadow, but this time solely with the task of irritating you. He'd chew loudly, he'd step in an off-rhythm on purpose, he'd claw the surface of things you couldn't stand the sound of and it made your ears hurt and your jaw ache from how much you were grinding your teeth.

You had enough.

"Will you LEAVE ME ALONE!?" You snapped at him. He didn't so much as flinch, simply tilting his head and he leaned closer to you.

"Or what?"

"I'm going to shove your hooves so far up your ass you'll be coughing up horseshoes for a week-"

"I'm a deer, not a horse." He said, eyes crinkling up in amusement at your 'threat'.

You hissed out an agitated breath before taking a couple deep, long breaths and you felt your jaw lax (a little) and your temper die down a bit.

"...Yeah, you're right." You said after a moment "And I'm sorry. I didn't really have much of a reason to snap at you like that."

His eyes narrowed and you couldn't be bothered to wonder why. You said a curt goodbye and meandered off, feeling his eyes trained on your retreating form. You couldn't be bother to think about that, either.

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Hi it's me the writer. Letting you all know that this is not planned in the slightest and i'm just winging it. No smut will happen EVER though because I don't wanna write it. So kindly look elsewhere if that's what you want. I will put a poll here though with considerations for potential next installment

[webslingingslasher]

Hey J, can you write something fluffy? Any Peter would do. it's exam season and it's stressing me out! I'm just searching for a little comfort 🥹

*cleaning out my inbox, based off some terrible storms we're having in my area. nerdy!peter* also- go me for coming out of retirement, i hope i'm still good 😁

there are three things that wake peter up in the dead of night.

the first was a loud crack of thunder, the second was a whimper, and the third was his skin being latched onto like he's velcro. peter's room flashes when lightning strikes outside his window, rain beating against it like it's begging to come inside.

there's another soft cry, hot breath washes across his ribcage.

'angel?' peter isn't awake enough to make the full connection yet. a pregnant pause, he can hear how hard the rain is coming down, his roof amplifies the sound.

'petey.' it's the soft drawl you have, you're calling out for him like he's your lifeline.

it's enough for him to rid all thoughts of sleep from his mind. 'hey, hey, hey, you're okay.' peter can feel you tremble under his hold, another strike of lightning, he's praying thunder doesn't follow.

'it's bad, it's so bad.' if peter had known about the storm he would've prepared better, instead it caught you both off guard and that made it so much worse for you.

'it's so loud. i don't like it, i don't like it, i don't like it.' you cling to him by hitching your leg over his hips, your arm thrown over his waist to keep yourself pressed against him is threatening a bruise.

peter's thankful this happened to be on a night you were sleeping over. 'sit up.' he rubs your back as a way to raise you, you shake your head. 'i think you need a hug.'

you're up in a second, peter's halfway to meeting you when the thunder he was terrified of hits and you scream while holding your hands over your ears.

peter has a funny feeling another rumble was coming, his hands pressing over yours- you scream again, you swear you felt the walls shake and peter wouldn't disagree.

you dive for him, a bundle of sobs and fast tears. 'you're okay, i promise you're okay.' your chest rises and falls rapidly, you weakly agree. 'i'm okay.'

'i'm here, right? you know i wouldn't let anything happen to you.' you nod. peter keeps you tucked in his neck, he thinks he can hear the rain lighten up, just barely. he reaches for his phone and looks for his weather app, a full radar shows him the threat is moving away.

'hey,' peter keeps his voice low for you. 'look at this,' you peek an eye open and lightly squint at the light, your focus settles in and you finally feel your heart rate lower. 'watch,' peter slides a bar, within the next thirty minutes it'll be completely past you.

'oh thank god, there's an end to my torment.'

'see? i'll will anything for my girl.' it's a nice thought but he can't control the weather. 'you can't control mother nature, petey.' the smile he gives you makes you doubt your words.

'but for you, i'd try.' he's never made fun of your fears, he's only ever been your security blanket when you need one. you can throw him a bone. 'i mean... it did go away after you woke up, so...'

peter laughs, your cheeks feel dry from your tear tracks. you sniff and feel silly for the bought of tears, peter doesn't think you're silly though, he thinks you're brave for toughing it out. he always does.

'you only screamed twice, and that's just because it caught you off guard! you're killing this, angel.' he's always so sweet, out of all the things you love about him, you think that's number one.

pouting your bottom lip out, you give him a small peck. 'i love you.' the rain comes to a sudden stop, peter gestures to his window, 'that's the kind of power your love gives me. bam, i just made mother nature my bitch.'

'peter, don't call women bitches.'

'she's a bitch for making you cry.'

'aw, okay, bitch usage allowed.'

this time, peter kisses you. it's gentle, not because you're weak from the near panic attack- because he's only ever known to be delicate with you. god, you really love his heart. 'i think you're the best person i know. i'm going to look into how to nominate you for a humanitarian award.'

peter ponders it for a second. 'well, the best part of me is you, so i'm not sure how-' you stop him with a light smack to his shoulder, he bows his head and accepts your compliment how you wanted, with a shy grin.

'as long as you keep me around to fight mother nature, i'll keep accepting your awards.'

that's a bet you're willing to take. 

[yanderehsr]

So Í kinda saw your post and I can't help myself 💦 I have a prompt, kinda more of a scenario actually, it was inspired by omniscient reader's viewpoint so, orv!reader

Orv!reader who's the constellation that help their own incarnation to survive rather than show off and left to die. They support the Kim Dokja's company and one day they accidentally falls into hsr world, the first person they meet is hsr men (Jing Yuan, Blade, Luocha) and they didn't know how to navigate through the new world so they got a bit depended on them as the result. But what if one day constellation!reader found a way back to their old world and was telling the hsr men that they're leaving so they can come back to their incarnation, the one they see as their child? What would hsr men do to them?

I don't normally read webtoons like ORV, but it's so good I made an exception for it😆

The reader is a historical constellation, meaning that they are human and can be overpowered by these characters

Trigger Warning: Yandere, Obsessive behaviour, Possessive behaviour, Kidnapping, Violence

Jing Yuan: Gets chocked that you found a way home, he never thought this day would come. That was the only reason why he didn't kidnap you, he thought it to be impossible. He can still remember the day you appeared, you looked so cute and confused, and now you wanna tell him that you're leaving?

He destroys any attempt you make to return, Jing Yuan will keep you here, he doesn't care that you view them as your children, you are now his, and he wont let go, he can't.

"You may have been something like god from where you were, but even you can't change that you're mine"

Blade: What did you say. His confusion quickly turns to anger, what do you mean you found a way home, He will grab you by the wrist, pulling you harshly towards him. He can't let you leave, you are his, always has been, always will be.

Why would Blade care about something silly like you returning to what you see as your children. He will pull a blade out on you, this is a threat he is making, he will cut off one of your limbs if you even try to escape him, he is sure you will be as beautiful as ever, even with a limb cut off.

"Don't cry, I told you not to try, didn't I"

Luocha: Smiles on the outside, plots on the inside. Maybe he can convince you, or maybe he can follow you, he throws both ideas out the window, he knows he can't convince you to abandon those you view as your children and he still has things to do in this world.

Luocha stops your every attempt, he can't let you do this, if he can't convince you then he will just seal away your powers somehow, atleast then you will come to rely on him more. He wont let you figure out that he sealed away your powers tho, he still wants you to trust him.

"I don't know how you came to lose your powers dear, why don't you stick with me until they return"

Don't know what to say here😅 I hope you enjoyed

[ninnseo]

One Rosehearts’ enemy is another Rosehearts’ lover 2

Part two of Floyd dating Riddle’s sister!

You finally tell Riddle about your relationship with Floyd, how does Riddle react?

“Riddle! I swear, it isn’t what it looks like” are the first words out of your mouth, causing the two boys to stare blankly at you

“Oh the sevens, dating has turned you into an idiot” Riddle pinches the bridge of nose and sighs

You turn to Floyd for help, but when he makes eye contact with you, he simply grins with amusement in his eyes and mouthes the words, ‘tell him’

All you do is gulp with fear, but that's when you realize how terrible you have been acting the past week. Floyd had confessed to you two weeks ago, and you two were just in the early stages of your relationship, yet you went around pretending like nothing had happened. You kept pushing him away when you were around Riddle, and you were almost always with him and the Heartslabyul gang. Even if Floyd seemed like he didn't mind, you know it would still sting a bit to have your s/o act like this.

Were you really going to let your silly fear hinder your relationship with a boy you really liked? No, that would be idiotic.

To Floyd's surprise and amusement, you hugged his arm and rested your head on his shoulder.

"I've been dating Floyd for about two weeks.”

"Yeah, I know that already,"  Riddle says.

"Please don't interrupt me, Riddle. I've been dating Floyd for a week, and it's about time that I let you know." You look up at your boyfriend and smile, and turn back to your brother, expecting him to throw rebuttals at you.

"You're too young," Riddle says.

"I'm just one year younger than you ; that's a bad argument," You say back.

"No guy is good enough for you."

"Let me make those judgments."

You watch your brother struggle to think of any more points, so you conclude your defense, "Listen, I know you might not like Floyd that much, but I'm not asking you to like him; just please accept him for me. He may seem like a bad guy to others, but he's a good guy to me. And I like him a lot, so please just let me date in peace.”

Atsumu is still silent, but finally he uncrosses his arms and says, "As the eldest sibling-"

"By one year," you say, rolling your eyes at the crimson tyrant.

"Y/N, please don't interrupt me. I'm the eldest, and as the eldest sibling, it saddens me to see my younger sibling taken by Floyd... but I have no choice but to accept."

He looks up and stares at Floyd. "I swear, if anything happens to Y/N, It's off with your head." That may have seemed like a weak threat to Floyd, but to Riddle, that was a big deal.

Floyd just rolls his eyes at Riddle, but he turns to you and smiles, "Nothing bad will happen to her. I can guarantee that," and he kisses your nose—only to have the sweet moment interrupted by Riddle's screech saying, that It was against the rules.

Yeah, it was going to take a while for him to get used to this.

And just like that, your brother has somewhat accepted that you two are dating. Honestly, now that the weight has been lifted off your shoulders, you realize you were able to do things you couldn't before, such as inviting Floyd over, going out on cute dates, and showing general affection. Although Riddle will still have eagle eyes on the boy,

Oh well, one step at a time.

Wait how did Riddle find out you and Floyd were on the courtyard exactly?

There may be a part 3👀! Azul and Jade will finally make an apperance on that part, Riddle unfortunately finds about you dating Floyd from them first😅

[reashot]

Part 2 or How Bleiss got what's coming to her and Jaune met someone new.

part 1 here:

Jaune: W-what did you do to me Bleiss? *breathing heavily*

Bleiss: Ah it seems the drug finally worked...

Jaune: You drugged me... Why? *gasp*

Bleiss: Oh don't pretend you don't know. It's cute for a while but now it's just exhausting. You know I've been wanting to tap your booty for a while now and you for some reason keep refusing me... So this is more your fault than it is mine.

Jaune: I... *gasp* Know your feeling of me. But I can't return it... To you I'm in love with... *gasp*

Bleiss: Who Ruby. That little jailbait? Ha, ha, ha... Oh Jaune I'm sorry to say but right now I bet she is being pounded by Cardin in the room next door.

Jaune: No... Y-you're lying! *gasp* She, she wouldn't do that!

Bleiss: Oh I'm afraid so.... She said she doesn't like you anymore and prefers Cardin.

Meanwhile.

Ruby: No!!! Don't!!! *moan* Leave me alone!

Cardin: Stand still! You're only making it worse. *grabs Ruby's hand*

Ruby: No!!! Don't touch me!!! *slap Cardin's meaty hands away*

Cardin: Ouch! You bitch! *violently grabs both of Ruby's wrist*

Ruby: *squeak* N-no. What are you doing... Please stop! Cardin please stop this. I won't tell anyone about this so please Cardin, please just let me go...

Cardin: Shhh.... It will be over soon. *starts to lean closer*

Ruby: *starts tearing up* No don't please don't... (Save me Jaune.)

Back to Jaune

Jaune: Bleiss if something happened to Ruby I will! *gasp*

Bleiss: Oh Jaune your threat would be more believable if you weren't pitching a huge tent in your pants. *points to Jaune rather sizable package*

Jaune: W-what's happening to me?

Bleiss: Just think of it like a roofie but you get to be awake and you get to ravish me whether you want to or not. Now let me take off your pants. *zips down*

Jaune: (Is-Is this how I will lose my first time? If I knew I would have done it much sooner. I'm sorry Ruby, I'm sorry.)

Bleiss: Ah yes just like how I like my sausage. Big, meaty, long, red and no doubt filled with that whitey goodness.

Jaune: No help! Help! Rape! I'm about to raped!

Bleiss: Silly Jaune. Didn't you know that it's not considered rape if it's done by a girl he, he.... *got smacked in the head*

Ouch. What the hell!?

You!!! What the Salem are you doing here?

???:

Jaune: Ruby?

Oh thank the brothers you're okay...

Wait you're not Ruby. Who are you?

???: *politely bows back to Jaune while carrying Bleiss on her arm*

Bleiss: Hey let me go, I almost had him. Do you have any idea how hard it is to finally get him... *gets chopped in the back of the neck*

Ughhh.... *faint*

Jaune: Uhh.... Thanks. I guess.

???: *Bows again to Jaune before leaving*

Jaune: Wait you never tell me your name!

*disappears in a burst of blue petals*

Who is she?

*burst into the room*

Cardin: Hey dork I got your girlfriend right here. I think that bitch Bleiss did something to her.

Jaune: Ruby! Oh thank Oum you're all right. *hugs her*

Ruby: *orgasmed on the spot* Jaune please... I, I can't hold it much longer. Please have sex with me Jaune. Or else I'm going to lose my mind...

Cardin: I think it's my cue to leave.

Jaune: W-wait Cardin! I want to say thank you for helping and for not doing anything to Ruby while she is in this state.

Cardin: It's that how little you think of me Arc? I maybe a bully but I'm not a rapist. Anyway you might need this.

*throws a condom to Jaune before leaving*

Jaune: I! Thanks Cardin... (Kinda small for me though)

Ruby: Please Jaune, please my body is on fire. And I don't think I can handle it much longer!

Jaune: Of course Ruby I can't hold it much longer too. I should have done it much sooner with you. And Ruby I want to say, I love you...

Ruby: Oh Jaune. I love you too... 😢

Same time, outside

*dropped Bleiss in the middle of a clearing*

Bleiss: Hey you can't treat me like this I'm delicate!

???:

Bleiss: Ouch! okay, okay I give up, I'll apologize okay. I apologize for almost NTRing Jaune.

???: !!!

Bleiss: And I will apologize to Jaune too.

???: !!?

Bleiss: *sigh* and yes to Ruby too. So please stop hitting me.

???: ...

Bleiss: Oh thank you.

*one last smack in the head*

What the Hell!

[namelessedospuntosp]

What would GTA SA be like if we could take woozie and Claude out on a date?

I'm well bored, so I wrote how I think dating woozie and Claude would be in GTA sa if rockstar hadn't been afraid to make cj bi/pan/omnisexual.

First let's go with my beautiful king woozie.

WOOZIE

After completing ALL the woozie quests, you will be able to make him your (secret?) boyfriend in the "fours dragons" in his office or a more secluded place. After that, he will be idle from 22:00 to 0:00 (I imagine being a casino owner won't give you much free time, so be quick to ask him out on a date.) you can meet him at his house somewhat far from his casino. (It would be a bit silly to live in your casino knowing that a mobster wants to kill you because you stole money from him in his casino with your boyfriend and he knows where you work. Lol)

Requirements: None, at the end of the day, he is blind and wouldn't care much what kind of body cj has, but he would be curious to touch it (Not sexual way) and find imperfections or scars. (I feel he likes scars because of their origin, he finds it boring if an object or a body is all smooth and has no shape or an imperfection).

Food: He will go to any restaurant, bar no matter if it's far from home. Except junk food restaurants, he hates the strong smell of that place (he gets pretty dizzy when he smells something strong) and the taste of the food there. (I can imagine trying to throw a plastic bottle towards CJ's head but misses and hits another guy who was eating his burger in peace. Xddd)

Places to dance: Oh baby, this won't be like all the dancing you did with the other girls. You'll have to beat the woozie out of a dance competition, whoever has the most dance points wins. (Accidentally woozie will get the girls' attention and when the competition is over, you'll have to rescue him from them). Rides: I remember hearing woozie's dialogues asking Carl to increase the speed. So yes, he is going to ask you to go more but faster, he is going to have a lot of fun. (Another tough challenge, try not to crash or he will call you blind.) but there will be times when woozie is going to ask you if he can drive, if he says yes, you will have to guide him, what directions to go and when to stop or follow the car. If you don't respond or don't respond in time, woozie will crash, first he will ask you if you are ok, then he will scold you and tell you to be more attentive.

He doesn't care if you take him far away or close to his home, as he won't notice. Moments that can happen during the date: Remember when Salvatore threatened Carl about killing him, his family and friends? Well, I highly doubt that threat was null and void knowing that he had Claude kill people (if I'm not mistaken) who were indebted to him. So he will send the assassin to kill you and woozie. If you choose to attack, this may affect negatively, as it will cause woozie to become more stressed.(He already has a lot of stress with his casino.). So it's best to get away from them as quickly as possible, before woozie gets screaming mad and shoots you. If this keeps happening too many times, the two of you will have to let each other see each other for a while for the safety of both of you, but you're not going to stop getting calls from woozie.

Hot coffe: Mmm... if I tell you he's asexual? (Rockstar confirmed it to me. 🤑) Or well, at least he's on the asexual spectrum. You have a better chance of him inviting you to play video games, very rarely is he going to ask you if he wants to have coffee. (10% chance you have that he does, there should be an achievement for that.) but you're not going to hear woozie's moans, if not Carl's. (Just because he's blind, doesn't mean he'll leave all the work to cj.) Prizes: 40% He will give you another car much faster than the one we got in the mission "Wu Zi mu". 60% you can now gather woozie members, he can help you to conquer neighborhoods in the saints or assassinate Salvatore's guys. (Same as Grove Street members, only with better aim,

more useful and they are not a nuisance in battle). 80% Hot coffer. 100% a Mountain Cloud Boys suit, with this suit you have high chances that woozie members will agree to go with you, bets will be easier to win and if you fail, you won't be in debt and you won't get those annoying calls. The only negative is that Salvatore's men will identify you easier and will try to kill you.

Ways to break up with him: Woozie's relationship at zero percentage: although woozie looks like a nice guy and peaceful, he is not patient and does not like to waste his time if he sees that his relationship there is no good communication or if he is treated badly. He will end up with Carl sadly, but not the friendship, so the gifts and benefits will stay there. Kill woozie: I don't know who will be very cruel to kill him knowing what woozie did for Carl, but if someone is able to do that, he will lose everything he got with him and now you already have two mobs wanting to kill you.

Claude speed

is at the place where Carl first meets woozie and Claude. Most likely looking at the state of his car or observing people's attitudes. He will be free from 12:00 to 15:00 at his house in san fierro. ("But Nameless, you can't go to san fierro yet, you must do the mission of-" shhhh... cj went there by the power of headcanons). Maybe I will ooc with him, because I imagine a young Claude speed very contrary than the speed of now, the only thing that doesn't change is that he is mute and full of traumas. Requirements: Ability to drive cars at 70% or max and stamina 50% or more. Food: He likes to eat everything and doesn't get fat and no matter how much food he swallows. (Currently he barely eats.) And he's not a big fan of bars but he's not going to refuse to drink it. (Later he got used to alcoholic drink, but he still doesn't like the taste and they don't drink too much because of a bad memory.) but his favorite choice will be Burger Shot. Places to dance: He doesn't really mind what place you go to (does this guy have an opinion and tastes of his own?). He's not a very good dancer, but he'll have a lot of fun if you dance worse than him. Lol

Things that will ensure that the date is a success: The fastest way to make the date go well is to play pranks on each other or drive at high speed, regardless of whether it's a ride or not. Problems that can happen on the date: CATALINA Oh shit... can you imagine how Catalina would react if she knew her boyfriend and her ex were together? She will do everything she can to hunt him down or find another man to make them both jealous. Walks: Oh man... not for nothing his last name is speed (I know rockstar said maybe that's not his last name, but he also let us create headcanons about him.) instead of a ride, he's going to challenge you a race, the one who wins can do anything or make her boyfriend a challenge. Hot coffee: He's not going to invite you for a coffee, speed is going to make eyes at you to conquer you and go straight to his dirty game. 👀 And if you ask me, Claude barely moans. That way you're going to hear Carl's moans more and very rarely hear someone else's moan. Ways to end it: Three ways this time.

Canonical: everyone already knows it, Claude Speed leaves with Catalina for Liberty city and is never heard from again. Bad boyfriend: not dating him and lying to him with "see you soon." knowing that Claude stayed with Catalina for many years (if we recall ALL the things Catalina did to cj, it must have been hell being with her for 10 years and cause you can't empathize or be cold as a defense for fear someone else will hurt you.) He may not say anything, but pretty disappointed in you, think he is not important to you and maybe he thinks this is normal between couple and the percentage will go down, but he can still date him no matter if he is 0% processes with him. Kill him: eh... the good thing is that you prevented Catalina from ruining Claude's life(? Rewards: 30% he'll lend you his key to use his car that he won in a race with woozie (Headcanon or not?). 50% hot coffe. 100% Claude will give you his clothes, having that on will increase 40% the speed of all cars but the car resistance and the bullet resistance of other enemies depends a lot on the advance of the speed ratio, if it is good or at the maximum, the cars will be much more resistant and very rarely the other enemy gangs will follow you, but if it is low or empty, they will be very easy to destroy and the enemies will shoot you no matter if you arrive green or ask what gang you are.

[typosandtea]

How does Danse feel about Tango 👀💖

@fablewritesnonsense | This ocs ask game!

Thanks fable! because BOY DO I EVER HAVE THOUGHTS ABOUT THESE TWO!!

Frustration mostly, with a sprinkling of annoyed friendship later, and regret for signing them up the BoS earlier, Its not until well after Blind betrayal that Tango trusts Danse enough to show him what they are so Danse's perceptions of Tango are off in some ways..

Tango does not like being told what to do, and will ignore any order they deem stupid or pointless (which is many) This is super frustrating for Danse, and Tango is also easily bored so will just walk away while anyone including Danse is speaking to them and hoo boy is that a good way to piss off someone used to military ranks and respect..

What frustrates Danse even more about Tango is that they have potential, they just refuse to cooperate about it.. He can see that they are intelligent, mechanically skilled and strategic, but they continually use it for their own gain and not the brotherhoods (why?? the BoS is great he thinks)

Danse really dislikes Tango's use of threats, throwing their weight around and being generally intimidating and a bit of a bully to get what they want, even if they mostly use it on raiders and scavvers or with people who started it..

Danse however does like yapping about tech and armour with tango they are both so knowledgeable on the subject, but have very different approaches to design, Danse is very by the book and Tango is very overengineer-failsafed-juryrigged (think like mythbusters, chaotic but somewhat not about to burst into flames)

Tango's vanity and immense and vocal dislike of getting 'their armour' dirty or scratched does make Danse roll his eyes a bit, but he does sort of get where they are coming from in that regard, cleaning swamp or mutant guts out of joints and actuators IS gross and needs to be done quickly or it will rust and stink.. He does think some of the paintjobs they've turned up in as over the top and silly, but hes also a tiny bit jealous he can't paint that detailed himself (think like old hot-rods or the atom cats).

Danse distrusts tango for the longest time, taking their refusal to exit their armour or even show their face as very suspicious, he keeps a close watch on them waiting for them to open up (or slip up), but they never do in the year+ they are in the bos, and any demand of them to exit by anyone results in Tango disappearing for a few days, people eventually did stop trying but Tango is never 100% trusted. There are definitely rumors about Tango, Danse thinks a few of them are stupid, but some are plausible.. (Ghoul? really bad self worth?? a child? really old? afraid?). Eventually Danse does trust them enough to watch his back, but Danse does take personal insult to the fact that they still don't trust him at all, what did he do to make them not trust him? (what he thinks because they won't leave the 'armour' in his presence)

AT blind betrayal Danse isn't really doing well enough to coherently communicate, but hes mostly surprised that Tango fought Maxon for him when Tango apparently doesn't even trust him enough to let him see their face..??? He also has the thoughts of maybe Tango knew and that's why they don't trust him... (Tango did know but they found out like 8h before Maxon, and if anything it raised their opinion of Danse cause "he's obviously hiding what he is from the BoS like me" +1 respect)

Once the initial drama is over and Tango lets slip by accident that they knew, Danse is very upset that Tango knew before he did and they have a big yelling argument in that cold bunker "WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK TO INFORM ME OF THIS CRITICAL INFORMATION???" "I THOUGHT YOU KNEW AND WERE HIDING WHAT YOU ARE??", here Tango almost says 'like me' but realizes last second that would be implying that they are a synth, which is untrue, and they don't think that Danse is stable enough to handle that kind of confusion right now.. Tango may be a selfish bastard, but even they can see that right now needs to be about Danse.

(Danse does not recover from having his entire identity shredded in 0.3 seconds that he does in game it takes a long time and he isn't even really functional for the first few weeks, thank god for Haylen cause Tangos 2 charisma ass does not know what to say, they're just hanging around awkwardly)

much later when Danse is somewhat awkwardly settled into the minutemen (Preston's idea), After another teeth-grindingly awkward attempt by Tango at a heart to heart they say 'fuck it' and take Danse to one of their hidden workshops, where they show him what they are.. Firstly by taking the helmet off the reveal nothing where their face should be for the shock value, and then allowing Danse to ask away, mostly because they are terrible at explaining things.. Danse's initial reactions are Shock at trying to understand what hes seeing, then horror/disgust as he initially believes hes been tricked into believing that this robot / sentinel suit is a person (hes still got lots of reflection to do..), the disgust of which is lessened only slightly and replaced by a new kind of horror when Tango clarifies that they were once human and opens the suit to show him their brain. Danse then has a strong flash of self loathing for the (incorrect) realization that Tango is still more human than he will ever be, and more self loathing for being disgusted so readily at one of the only people who stuck by him.. All of which occurs in like a 3 seconds time frame, the mans eyebrows are going wild with emotion.. After this Danse focuses on the technicals and they spend hours discussing Tango's finer mechanics, mostly because power armour and mechanics are a familiar distraction and Danse is choosing not to think about how he feels right now! (disgust, self loathing, flashes of hatred and self pity (why weren't they discovered instead of me?)

They remain friends, but Danse will never see Tango the same again, and in some ways that's a good thing, but it takes him a very very long time to be fully comfortable around Tango again, and while he now understands why Tango didn't tell him sooner what they are, its doesn't remove the hurt at their lack of trust..

[multifandoms27-blog]

Yu-Gi-Oh dub continuity please. (You can smoosh DSoD dub into the timeline if you want to. I usually do.) Aro ace female reader, neurotypical but weird anyway. (I may be an introvert who spends hours alone by choice and doesn’t have a huge social circle, but I was born to be a ridiculous anime character who dresses flamboyantly, has a sense of the dramatic, and wants to impress people. It’s certainly how I try to live in Real Life.) Reader quickly lets go of past irritations, and is more interested in honesty than not getting her feelings hurt. Smart, and self-teaches herself whatever skills seem interesting or useful to her. Rather childish in a lot of ways even though she is an adult, with a real sense of wonder. Rarely responds to sarcasm with more sarcasm. Reader is also a decent duelist, but not at Kaiba’s level. Physically she’s three inches taller than Yugi, with a very slight build, no makeup, long straight hair past her waist, boyish posture and movement, and a great sense of balance and understanding of moving her own body. Not a lot of physical strength though, she can probably only do about 10 push-ups.

Reader always calls Kaiba by his last name. Kaiba calls Reader by her first name.

Set after the run of the show. Reader and Kaiba have become friends. (Mokuba and Yugi secretly worked a lot behind the scenes for years doing friend-matchmaking in order for the friendship to materialize. 😋) They have similar interests, figured out how to communicate well (although perhaps more brusquely than most,) trust one another, and each believes the other to also be uninterested in romance/sex (which is highly reassuring when you suspect all your friends and relations will one day fall in love and accidentally push you out of their life.)

I’d love some writing with excitement, adventure, trouble, or danger! (If you want to throw in some angst that would be fine as well.) Perhaps the reader and Kaiba end up in a bad situation which is quickly flying out of their control. One of the fun things about Yu-Gi-Oh is the fact this could stem from any number of absolutely bonkers reasons! Maybe they were abducted by aliens to be sold to other aliens as “important Earthlings you can enslave to show off or feel more important.” Or maybe a rival company decided to get quite cutthroat and try to take over Kaiba Corp with literal force. Did they get accidentally transported to a fantasy dimension where they drew the ire of an evil leader? Or maybe an eviler Gozaburo shows up from another dimension and tries to force Kaiba to join him in a multi-dimensional conquest, with the explicit threat that if he doesn’t help, then Kaiba and those he cares about can spend their lives firmly under Gozaburo’s thumb, serving him in much less enjoyable capacities. You can use any scenario that seems fun to write! (You can also include other characters like Yugi, Joey, Mokuba, etc. if it feels like the story needs it. I would love to be friends with any of the good guy Yu-Gi-Oh characters.)

Uh, silly thing, but I don’t like profanity, so it would be great if you could not use any when writing this particular request. (It’s definitely possible to write scary, threatening, creepy dialogue without it, so I hope it doesn’t inconvenience you too much.) Sorry!

And please don’t write the two main characters as having any interest in romance/sex.

Some violence is okay though. Even the dub has a lot of implied violence and brutality. Just, don’t go overboard into R rated territory.

Hope the formatting isn’t too bad.

If you have any questions, or would prefer I send in a different request, or would like me to send in this request again with different formatting, or would like to tell me you are refusing my request, feel free to DM me.

P.S. Do you have a Ko-fi or something similar?

Hiya Dei! No, I don't have anything like that. Maybe I should set up one though?

So sorry this took so long to write, but its finally here! I really do hope you enjoy it!

Edit: Fixed some POV errors and added the opposing companies' name.

Content: Platonic! Seto Kaiba x fem!Reader

Warnings: Kidnapping

Notes: I really enjoyed writing this!! It was like writing an episode of Yugioh and I've always wanted to do that :3 This turned out to be 13 pages long, so yippe!! I had a little funny joke at the end here lol

• ───────────────── •

After graduating Domino high, it’s like everybody hit the ground running with their dreams. Tea moved to America to pursue dancing, Joey and Yugi started working at Solomon’s shop, Bakura left Japan with his father to travel, Tristan began working at his fathers company, Duke left Domino City to spread Dungeon Dice Monsters around…and then that left you and Kaiba.

Kaiba needed someone who could watch Mokuba, but someone he could trust, and someone he could keep close. Joey and Tristan and Tea were out of the question, Duke definitely no, he would be caught dead before letting Mokuba around Bakura, and Yugi can’t keep anybody safe.

So he decided to hire you. A week after graduation, Kaiba approached you with the job position. You were thinking about your future anyway, figuring out whether or not you wanted to go to college, or go straight into the workforce, or do both. When Kaiba laid out the job position for you, you practically jumped on the idea.

“If you can’t handle this job position now, then back out of it while you still can.” Kaiba teased, though to a bystander, he was just insulting you due to his lack of a smile.

“I can handle it, don’t go doubting me just yet, Kaiba.” You jabbed back, also without a smile.

Finally, Kaiba allowed a small smirk to form. “That’s what I like to hear. Come with me, we’ll start the paperwork ASAP, and you start tomorrow.”

It was hardly much work compared to the pay you got from Kaiba. Your job was just to keep close to Mokuba and make sure any shady characters got dealt with. The rest of your time could be spent with Kaiba in his office, or doing something with Mokuba. It truly was a dream - you got to be near your best friend and get closer to the younger Kaiba brother.

So far, no shady characters have gotten past your watchful eye. But about six months after taking the job position, everything flipped upside down.

• ───────────────── •

A new ride and section of the arcade was built into Kaibaland, and Mokuba practically begged you to take him. You agreed, and now you were trapped in the heat with Mokuba and a few other security guards. The guards did a good job at keeping bystanders away from grabbing you or Mokuba, or just getting too close in general. You had to get used to paparazzi, but after the last three years with Yugi and your old friend group, that wasn’t a hard transition.

Mokuba stopped your train of thought by tugging your arm. “(Y/n), (Y/n) look! There’s the new rollercoaster! Can we go on it?!”

The heat was making you nauseous and dizzy. While you wanted nothing more than to go on with him, you knew you had to pass it up so you wouldn’t completely ruin his day. “Sorry, Moki. I need some water, I’m not feeling too good. But I’m sure one of the guards would be happy to go on with you.”

Mokuba pouted, but nodded. “Okay. But can we play games together in the arcade?”

“Absolutely.” You grin, patting the boy's head.

One of the guards, Bishop, volunteered to get on the ride with him. You approved it, knowing you could trust Bishop. He had been with Kaiba for a couple years now, and has always carried out his orders flawlessly. Another guard, Keith, went to grab you a bottle of water. You sat down on a nearby bench and watched as Mokuba got on the ride with Bishop, waved to him, then he was off. Leaning back on the bench, you felt like you were able to relax for the next few minutes. You closed your eyes, knowing the guards will help protect you while Mokuba was on the ride.

More than a few minutes passed, and the sounds of screaming from the roller coaster had stopped. Opening your eyes, you looked up to see if Mokuba had gotten off. To your horror, the ride wasn’t moving. Nobody was getting off or on. Part of the ride was going through tunnels, and since the ride itself couldn’t be seen, you guessed it was in one of those tunnels. Scrambling to get up and run towards the ride, you approached the fear-stricken teen girl trying to operate said ride.

“What happened? Why is the ride stuck?”

“A-ah! Miss (Y/n)! I-I don’t know, the wheels stopped and I can’t get it to work!” The poor girl was shaking, she was afraid she was going to lose her job.

Looking up at the broken up tunnels on the tracks, you had no idea which one the ride was in. Instead, you turned to the girl. “Which tunnel did the coaster go in before it stopped?”

“That one…” The girl pointed to the highest one, before her voice trailed off.

You looked up and saw a helicopter approaching the ride, one that didn’t look like a Kaiba Corp one. You immediately grew anxious. “Keith, Cole, Sam! Code: Mocha!”

“Yes ma’am!” The three men yelled in unison before swiftly taking out walkie talkies to inform other guards of the situation both on and off Kaibaland.

However, it was too late. Two men dropped from the helicopter and - presumably - cut a hole into the tunnel. Your heart rate picked up, and you foolishly tried to mess with the controls one more time, hoping and praying that it would work and you could get Mokuba back safe.

The teen girl next to you gasped and covered her mouth with her hands. You snapped your head back up to see the two men - now with an additional third man - rising back into the helicopter holding a struggling Mokuba.

“Mokuba!!” You screamed, banging your fists against the control panel.

There was nothing you could do. The three men got Mokuba into the helicopter and flew off, then suddenly the coaster began to move, the screams of the other passengers picking back up. Tears pricked your eyes and your head hung low. “Mokuba…”

• ───────────────── •

You sat in Seto’s office, eyes downcast as you informed him of what happened to Mokuba. He didn’t say anything for a moment, and you were afraid he was going to have an angry outburst. He had every right to of course, you just didn’t want something to hit you. Seto took a deep breath before standing.

“You were at the bottom of the coaster?” He asked.

“Yes.”

“And Mokuba was with Bishop?” Seto asked.

“Yeah.”

“I have an idea of what happened then. Come with me, (Y/n).” He grabbed his suitcase, closed his laptop and shoved it in before moving briskly past you.

You got up and quickly followed. You didn’t know if Kaiba was mad, but you decided it would be better to follow than ask questions. Kaiba stopped at Lisa’s desk - his secretary - and informed her to cancel any afternoon plans he had, and have his chopper ready, before continuing his strut throughout the building. They headed for the elevator, and once Kaiba pushed the highest button, you finally began to ask questions.

“Who do you think took Mokuba?”

“Bishop’s old company - Knightly Rook, a rival of Kaiba Corp in the business world for a little while now. But I never thought the company would stoop to this. Bishop was pretty loyal to them, and I had wondered why he quit. Now I know he never really quit.” Kaiba glared at the wall.

“No way…you really think Bishop was in on the kidnapping do you?” (Y/n) asked in disbelief, eyes wide and mouth almost gaping.

Although, it made sense. There had been a third man to join them after Mokuba was caught. Bishop hadn’t come off the ride. Your eyes fell to the ground and you turned your head away. “I’m so stupid…I’m so sorry, Kaiba. I thought he would be safe…”

“This isn’t your fault. It’s mine for not looking into him more.” Kaiba spoke, with an air of irritation in his voice. “We’re going to fix this, one way or another.”

You look up at him. “You mean…?”

Kaiba looks down at you and nods. “We’re going to duel them for Mokuba.”

“Wait, I don’t have my deck-” You objected before Kaiba placed a hand on your shoulder, and the other hand offered you your deck. “Oh.”

“You keep leaving it in my office. Your cards will get bent if you don’t put them in a case.” Kaiba made a mental note to get you one. Maybe he’d get you one with designs of your favorite card on there.

“Are we going to do a double team?” You asked.

“Most likely. The CEO and his assistant are close, and are almost never seen apart.” Kaiba explained. “Of course, I trust you’ll keep up with me during this duel.”

“Yes, Kaiba.” You nod, putting your deck away securely.

The elevator doors opened and they both stepped out into the gleaming sun. It had been an hour since Mokuba was kidnapped, but it felt like it was even hotter outside than before. Or maybe it was your body trying to get used to the fast shift between the heavily air conditioned Kaiba Corp building, and the scorching heat outside. The blades of Seto’s chopper were just beginning to start up, and he continued to stride towards it. After you both sat down and secured yourselves in your seats, Kaiba placed his briefcase on his lap and opened it.

“Can you hold this for me?” Seto asked.

“Sure.” You nodded, grabbing his computer.

He then lifted the bottom of his briefcase to reveal all of his cards. “I’ll allow you to pick ten to boost yourself in this fight. I can’t have you lagging behind.”

You gave him a pointed look. “I can handle myself with my deck.”

“Fine. Five cards, take it or leave it.” Seto moved the briefcase for you to get a better look at the cards.

Grumbling under your breath, you looked over some monster, trap and magic cards before choosing five you figured would benefit you. “Thank you, Kaiba.”

He only hummed, and began assembling his own deck. You saw him slip the three Blue Eyes into the deck of 40 cards, and you cracked a smile, but didn’t say anything, and the smile faded as soon as it showed up. You were nervous. For Mokuba’s safety and wellbeing, for your job, for your friendship with Kaiba. Were you done at Kaiba Corp for this? You hoped not.

Once Seto was done assembling his deck, he turned towards you and noticed your nervous look. He was nervous too, for Mokuba’s safety. But you seemed like you were worrying about a lot more. “...something on your mind?”

“Oh nothing, just going to gamble a child’s life over a children’s card game, what else is new.” You spoke sarcastically.

Kaiba understood. It was a lot for you to take in - before, either he would get Mokuba back himself or you had Yugi and his friends there to help you. Now, you’re Kaiba’s only backup. “I suppose you could put it that way.”

“How long until we get to this company?”

“A few hours. It’s on the other end of Japan. They’ll get there before we do.” Seto explained, looking out his own window.

“What do they want with Mokuba?” You asked.

“Probably something to do with me ignoring their requests for a meeting.” Kaiba spoke dismissively. “I doubt they’d purposely harm Mokuba if they ever want a shot at being in my good graces. Though now, that ship has already sailed.”

You looked back at him. “Kaiba, what happens if we lose?”

Kaiba glanced at you and huffed. “I don’t lose. And just because you’re some second rate duelist doesn’t mean you can go doubting yourself now too.”

Second rate? You thought to yourself. It was a step up from Joey, you supposed. “Thanks, Kaiba.”

“Whatever.” Kaiba shrugged and turned away.

As much as Kaiba acted mean and teased you, you knew by now that it was good fun. He wouldn’t keep you around if he actually hated you, much less let you use some of his cards and duel side by side with him. Kaiba had slowly become an older brother to you, and Mokuba had become a younger brother. You had hoped you’d become a sister to them, if not then a close friend. You watched the world go by as the helicopter flew to the Knightly Rook building. You closed your eyes and decided to rest for a moment before you’d have to hit the ground running.

• ───────────────── •

The helicopter landed and Kaiba shook you awake. The doors opened and once you both stepped out, you were met by a glammed up couple surrounded by guards. The man wore a mahogany suit, looked older (about his 50’s), had a cane that was likely for show, and had a dark grin on his face. Next to him was a woman who looked younger (about her 30’s) with a matching mahogany dress and a white fur shawl that went around her shoulders and down her left arm. On her left hand was a big shiny diamond. The woman laughed.

“Darling, you think they’re here to pick up dear Moki?”

“Don’t call him that!” You yelled, Seto put a hand on your shoulder to stop you.

“Where is he?” He asked.

The man spoke. “Follow us, and you shall see.”

“And if we want to stay up here?” You asked.

“Then I guess Moki will cease to be~” The woman giggled, causing your eyebrow to twitch.

“We’ll follow you.” Seto glared at the couple.

“Excellent!” The man exclaimed, clapping his hands twice.

The guards formed a group around you and Kaiba, forcing you two closer to the couple. The man stuck his hand out to shake with Kaiba's. "Reginald O'Malley, nice to finally meet you, Seto Kaiba."

"Can't say the same." Kaiba reluctantly shook his hand, causing Reginald to laugh.

The woman stuck her hand out to you, and you swore her ring almost blinded you. You hesitantly shook it.

"I'm Sasha O'Malley." The glammed out woman grinned.

"(Y/n) (L/n)." You responded, not wanting to touch her any more than you already had to.

Reginald led you and Kaiba inside. The building didn't look like a company building at all. The walls were a golden yellow, with redwood flooring. The windows gave you a nice view over the city. Wasn't this supposed to be the corporate building of this company? Where were the workers? And come to think of it, where was the pilot of your ride here?

Reginald led you over to the sizable fireplace. "Now friends, I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here."

"Not really." Seto narrowed his eyes at him. "Just get to it, Reginald. I don't have all day."

The man chuckled before pulling a picture frame to the left, and the fireplace began to turn. It revealed stairs leading down. Was that where he was keeping Mokuba? Was that where his workers were?

"Come my friends, for a duel." Reginald grinned and led them down the stairs.

You clenched your jaw in irritation, but took a deep breath and cooperated, following the couple down the stairs. Seto was behind you. At the bottom of the stairs, there was a gigantic arena fitted with four seats. So this was going to be a double team duel.

"Big brother! Big sister!" Mokuba yelled from his cage, dangling in the air.

"Mokuba!" You and Kaiba yelled in unison.

"Beat us in a duel, and we give the boy back. But if we win, we take Kaiba Corp. Deal?" Reginald grinned, holding his hand out.

Seto growled before taking his hand into a bone crushing grip. "Deal."

• ───────────────── •

The duel was seemingly nearing an end. Sasha was the lowest count with 500 life points left, though that was to be expected. You only had monsters in your deck. Reginald was a little harder to beat, and was at 2300 life points. You and Seto were doing good, Seto with 3700 life points and you with 3000.

It was your turn, so you draw. Mirror force.

"I play this card face down, and my Luster Dragon attacks Sasha head on!"

Sasha didn't have any monsters on the field, with Kaiba destroying the last one last turn with his Battle Ox. Luster Dragon has 1900 attack points, so Sasha's points drop to zero. She whines to her husband from across the arena.

"Darling, I lost! Please win for me, I want that company!"

"Of course dear." Reginald nods and draws a card. "I summon Blackeyes, the Plunder Patrol Seaguide in attack mode! Now, I sacrifice him to summon Wattaildragon in attack mode!"

You knew that card. Wattaildragon had 2500 attack points. So while it couldn't hurt Seto, it could still hurt you. And Reginald knew that. "Wattaildragon! Attack (Y/n)'s Luster Dragon!"

The dragon let out a roar before preparing to attack. You acted surprised for a moment before you smirked, catching Reginald off guard. "You forgot about my face down card. You activated my trap - mirror force!"

The card lifted face up to show mirror force, which made the Wattaildragon's attack bounce off and hit it, destroying it completely. Reginald had no more monsters on the field.

"Darling that is not what I wanted you to do!" Sasha yelled but Reginald ignored her.

"Kaiba!" You called.

"Right. Blue eyes! Attack Reginald head on, and finish this duel once and forever!" Kaiba yelled.

The Blue Eyes let out a roar before firing a beam straight at Reginald. His life points had dropped to zero. You and Seto shared an accomplished look and a thumbs up. Then Seto's phone rang.

"Well it's as I expected. Reginald here isn't a rich man. In fact, he's been committing thirty years worth of financial fraud." Seto gave the glammed out couple a dark grin. "You're both going away for a long time."

• ───────────────── •

It turns out that the pilot doubled as an infiltrator. Seto had planned to duel the couple as a distraction either way. He had managed to get all of Reginald's statements and aliases and fraudulent checks. Police surrounded the building, and both Reginald and Sasha were taken away in cuffs, with an added charge of kidnapping. Their guards, along with Bishop, got taken away too.

Mokuba ran up to Seto and (Y/n), hugging them both. "I knew you guys would come for me! That was an awesome duel!"

"Thanks, Moki." You smiled, ruffling his hair causing him to laugh. "We're just glad you're alright."

Seto nodded in agreement. Mokuba grinned up at them. "Well...for being kidnapped and all, you know how you guys can make it up to me?"

"Therapy?" Seto and you spoke together.

"No silly, ice cream and duel monsters!" Mokuba threw his hands up excitedly.

You and Seto looked at each other before laughing. "Sure Mokuba, sure."

• ───────────────── •

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[the-shark-well]

Do you perchance have any Triple Threat headcanons you’d be willing to share….

you bet I do !!! and sorry this took me a second to answer I don't often think about these three enough . which is a shame because they make me normal

These are all scrambled thoughts so I'm . very sorry if it comes off as utter nonsense . there's a lot going on in my timeline it's hard to boil it down , really . also I applied headcanons for the "canon ending" of my timeline , which is Toppat King , so you're getting romantic triple threat , hope that's okay !

for reference: Henry uses they/it , Ellie she/her , and Charles he/him

- due to Henry's future sight and being caught in a timeloop with the help of Liaf , they feel very disconnected from others for a long time

- Ellie is able to see into their head through telepathy , so the two kinda accidentally develop an extremely powerful and eldritch bond even through the barrier of a timeloop . Ellie will always know Henry better than Henry perhaps knows itself , and Henry's choices will always lead it back to Ellie .

- Henry chooses to settle down in the TK timeline due to it being the best outcome long-term , from their perspective . They get married to Ellie and later on , Charles

- Charles is the Just Some Guy in the relationship ❤️

- post-TK Henry Charles and Ellie will fake capture Charles just so he can get away from his work for a while to hang out / go on dates . Charles is the one who proposed the idea (there are a million other much simpler solutions to get Charles from his duties but , to him , this is the most fun approach)

- this is less triple threat and more Charles but , Charles and RHM develop a very silly friendship . needless to say even despite his rank as a helicopter pilot for the government , Right likes him enough to accept him as one of their own

- the ideal date night for all three of them is going out into some crowded area and doing whatever is available to them . they like making every date an adventure together . fairs and festivals and theme parks are their favorites

- Although Ellie makes a big show of being more grounded than the others , in actuality she is just as chaotic if its funny . her responsibilties are second to her commitment to the bit .

- Charles is very touchy with his friends and loved ones , not just hugs but patting them on the back or shoulder , shaking them around , bumping their shoulder , etc. the others weren't used to it at first but they pretty quickly adjusted

- Ellie and Henry are rarely if ever seen apart . due to their weird divine relationship to one another they are very in sync as a married couple and Toppat leaders . Charles , due to his chaos powers of extreme empathy , learns to catch up with the connection the two share . although not nearly on the same level of Eldritch as the other two , he can read both of their emotions pretty plainly .

- Charles might eventually make the leap and join the Clan instead of living a double life , but he struggles with how to confront Galeforce about it without him freaking out

- Henry is very quiet and to themself and doesn't usually speak unless they absolutely must or are comfortable . Charles and Ellie are the only two who have consistently heard it talk .

- Ellie's best trait and worst flaw is her trust in others and the desire to give people second chances . Despite her history as a Toppat , she never wants to believe that anyone can be evil and self-serving everytime . this did get her in trouble back in the day (hence being at the Wall) , but it also allowed her to get close to Henry and get it to see that it can do and be better . Henry is very grateful for her .

- Charles is similarly very trusting , although less likely to give people second chances , he moreso operates on first impressions or orders given to him . His personal feelings may sometimes come secondary to his instructions . for some reason Henry and Ellie throw a wrench into his typical attitude . he just cannot bring himself to wish harm upon them , which really muddies things more when he starts to seek them out and talk to them . despite literally all of his orders telling him not to .

- Henry doesn't trust anybody because they don't even trust themself 👍 Their disconnect from people due to controlling the timeloop with Liaf is why they felt so Nothing about everything they've been doing . Until they met Ellie , and Ellie was the only person who saw what was up and that shook Henry to their core so bad they immediately started to reform . Henry nowadays is much , much better at trusting people , especially its partners .

[allkordelia]

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I watch as Daemon and Caraxes circle Bloodstone as my grandfather and great-uncle argue, I roll my eyes at their bickering before turning to go up to the table. I learned my fists against the table as I look down at the map before us, I don't even know why I even try to look at it. It won't help us and it certainly won't help kill the crab guy, I look up to see caraxes flt over us making me stand straight.

I bowed my head as my uncle and great-uncle started bickering, "Shut up!" I snapped making them both go quiet and make everyone look at me.

"Bickering and complaining won't get us nowhere, so if anyone has any idea how we can kill this man and go home. I'm all ears." I looked between the young velaryon and the two older men, "But, if you going to bitch and moan then I advise you to throw yourself over that cliff, so we won't have to hear it." My eyes snap to vaemond who stares back at me with a scowl.

"You forget yourself, nephew. Just because your mother no longer sits on the lap of the hand, but rather–"

"Finish that sentence and your sons will be carrying your mingle body back to that cow you call a wife," I closed my eyes at the sound of daemon's voice, I turn to see him glaring at vaemond while the second born velaryon stare at him with a clenched jaw.

"Happy you can finally join us, rogue prince. I was just about to go over another plan–" Daemon was next to me as I held a stick in my hand pointing at the map, he moved his hand to my shoulder cutting me.

"That can wait. Has the Seahorse come yet?" I shrugged his hand off as he looks to laenor, my uncle shook his head making Daemon flex his jaw, "Until it does I will be in my tent resting." I tried to hide my annoyance at his dismissal, it's been years and we still have yet to win and it's all because of him.

All he does is wait for the Seahorse, my mother's ship that drops off food and supplies. He has been using them to send letters to my mother for the past year and a half, and even though I keep telling him, she won't write back, he still does it like a lovesick fool.

"Aeron. Don't." Laenor warns next to me as I bend the stick I have in my hand, "His trying his best with what he has." I rolled my eyes behind my eyelids, so laenor wouldn't see, I still don't understand why he riding Daemon's dick so hard. The man hasn't had any successful wins since he claimed Dwarfstone.

"The hell with him. If he too tired to win his war, I'll do it myself." I said loud enough that he could hear me, I watch as he stopped in his track.

"Once I do, I will make myself, King of the Stepstones, and my house will have full control of the Narrow Sea. " I gave a smile as he turn around and looked at me, "Two dragons are enough to win this war, we do not need him." I turn my back on him and look at the map, it was quiet until a metal object hit me in the back of my head.

I hissed turning to look down at the empty tin cup before at daemon who stood with a wide smile of his own, I gritted my teeth as I snarl at him while my hand rubbed the back of my head.

"If the plan is so important, my boy. All you needed to do is just say that you don't have to make silly threats to get my attention." He stood next to me at the table, he looked down at the map making me to the side to stare at him with a look of dismay.

"What did I tell you about calling me, boy." The corners of Daemon's south lifted a bit still looking at the map.

"Apologies, cousin. Would you rather me call you 'Ironheart'." He gave me a look making me clench my jaw trying to hold my anger, I scoffed before muttering not that either before the other three velaryon men joined looking at the table.

The back of my head was still pulsing painfully, "....prince daemon." My eyes snapped over to a knight that belongs to house targaryen holding a scroll, I look at Daemon as he moves to the messenger.

"Prince Aeron." I turn to see a knight from House Velaryon walk up in front of me handing me a letter, before turning to leave back to his ship I reckon.

"Is it from valaena, again?" Laenor asked looking at the envelope, I turn it on its back and saw the stamp.

"No, it's from my mother, I don't remember sending her–" I was looking at laenor when the envelope was snatched out of my hand, I glare at Daemon as he held the scroll from his brother under his arm while ripping open to read the letter.

I watch hoping the look of displeasure spread across his face when he realized the letter wasn't for him, but the smirk on his lips tells me something else, my mother wrote back to him?

"Daemon, where are you going we still have to–aw fuck." I hissed going after him as he abandoned his brother's unread message on the ground and start walking away, laenor followed after me probably to keep me from killing the rogue fool.

"Where are you going," I asked finally catching up to him, he pulled the letter against my chest with a wide smile.

"To win the war." He turned away making me take the letter and look down at it before rolling my eyes, "Aren't you coming, Ironheart." He threw the paddles in the boat making me turn to laenor and tell him to get ready for an attack.

The young velaryon nodded before returning to base, I pocket the letter somewhere safe before helping push the boat into the water and jumping in after daemon. I recognize the handwritten and I know Daemon did too, but like I always thought any excuse to stay was broken and any excuse to leave was presented to Daemon even if it was faked by my sister.

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Rhaelle and her two children were in their family room, where they spend their time together talking and having tea. But, today was a quiet day since rhaelle had time out of her day to spend it with her son and daughter, she was on the sofa with baelor next to her with his head resting on her arm as she reads to him. Valaena was on the other sofa across from them with her new sketchbook drawing her mother and brother, rhaelle would look up from time to time to see her daughter making faces as she erase and redraws them, she would smile and go back to reading too baelor as he reminds her to do the voices of the characters.

As rhaelle took a small break and closed the book leaving her finger on the page so she could remember where she left off, baelor moved to get up and go over to the tray of delicious food that was on the table in front of the window. The door to the room was opened with a bust opened by Alora, who looked disheveled and out of breath, making the clan look at her taken back.

"Alora, what on earth–"

"The war is over in the stepstones, Aeron's dragon was seen flying ahead not a moment ago, they're back." She said happily looking at the group of three, rhaelle looked across from valaena as she look back at her mother. A moment of shock passed before they scattered up and rush towards the door.

Alora was hurrying down the hall with the queen and her children in tow, it took them a while before getting to the great hall where they saw Aeron with a bag over his shoulder and another in a cloak hiding his face as they look around the great hall.

"Aeron!" Rhaelle exclaimed catching her son's attention, he smiled and run up to his family, "My sweet baby boy, you're home." Rhaelle engulf her eldest son in a hug, rhaelle and the others didn't pay any mind to the obvious stranger as they were in a group hug.

"And look how tall you got, oh my sweet boy, I hate how the war took your youth away from you." She said sad as she look over at her son's scar up face.

"You don't need to worry about it anymore, it's over now and I have reunited with you all again." He said in his gravel voice with a wide smile as he has his arm around his mother and sister's shoulder while baelor was stuck in the middle.

"Yes, thank the mother for that for looking after you and your kin, speaking of kin where is your brother." She looks behind him not seeing corwyn anywhere only the stranger who hides his face, making her give him a curious look.

"Corwyn had some business to take care of back at Driftmark, he said he will be joining us in a few day's time." Rhaelle looks away from the stranger and back at her son.

"Of course, when he returns to us, we will throw you both a grand celebration. In your honor," she said with a bright smile, her eyes cast over to the stranger in the cloak once again.

"Well, Aeron are you going to introduce your friend." Aeron looks at his mother before back at the man who started to come to the family, he turns to his mother with an annoyed and guilty.

"Trust me when I tell you I had nothing to do with this, " Rhalle gave her son a confused look as he pulled away and move to stand behind her next to his sister.

"Lady Rhaelle." Her eyes snapped to the stranger, who wasn't a stranger to her but rather a nuisance, "It is an honor to see you again, issa jorrāelagon." Rhaelle glared at Daemon as he removed the hood from his head and gave a wide grin to the woman.

"It is Queen Rhaelle now, prince daemon. I am no longer a lady but a queen." She said with pride with a rise of her head, she watch with a look as he came closer to her.

He let out a low hum moving his hand to grasp one of her white dreads, "Queen Rhaelle," he purrs twisting the dread between his finger before looking at her.

"I like it. It fits you very well, my queen." He smirks looking down at her, she looks away from snatching her hair from his grasp and turning her back to him to look at her daughter.

"Valaena, why don't you show your brother to his new room, baelor why don't you company them." She says looking at them with a strained smile as she held her hands tightly together, valaena is pretty sure she heard a few bones pop as her mother squeeze her hand.

"Of course, mother. Come along, brothers." She said quickly looking at them with a look, valaena's hand went to her younger brother's shoulder to guide him away from daemon and her mother. As she loop her arm into her twins arm pulling him along, she signal for alora to follow suit.

"Why are we in such a hurry," baelor asked as he was ushered through the double doors.

"We not. I just want to give mother and the prince some time alone," she said making her brother snort.

"She means to say, she doesn't want to be anywhere near mother. When she finds out that our sweet Val forge a fake letter to daemon." Aeron says to baelor as he had his brother to his side as they walk down the hall just a few feet away from the great hall doors, valaena gave her brother a look.

"I did no such thing–" valaena was stopped in her lie by a loud voice.

"WHAT?!?!....VALAENA." the young girl eyes widen before she looks over at her twin who gave her a brow raise and a look.

"Shut up."

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@watercolorskyy @beggarsnotchoosey @cleverzonkwombatsludge @green-lxght @stormgirlfriendd @supermassiveblackhope

[spookyspecterino]

Four Shots and a Chase

Buggy x GN! Reader

If you squint there's some Shanks x Reader too. Just cause I want to give myself everything.

Warnings: Language, drinking, anxiety (you get chased by Buggy), threats, and a brief kiss.

After stepping away from Shanks and the crew to grab a drink, you see someone you weren't expecting--someone you know better than to talk to. Buggy doesn't know you're part of Shank's crew. How will he react when he finds out?

Love me some silly, soft Buggy, but I sat down to write and a darker more obsessed guy came out. Sometimes I write and the characters don't listen. Oops.

“One tequila shot please.” You ask, knuckles rapping against the wooden bar.

The bar tender pulls out a tiny glass. “Want anything else?”

It’s too much of a temptation. With a smile, “Make that three.”

“Celebrating tonight?” The clear liquid pours nice and smooth from the bottle, you can almost taste it.

“Not really, about to head back out to sea tomorrow.”

“Ah, so a final farewell to the town then?”

“I guess you could say that.”

He slides the shots your way with expert precision. “Been here long?”

Taking one of the small glasses, you throw back the shot with ease. It burns on the way down, but you’ve always liked that part. “A week or two. At most.”

The bar tender frowns a little. “I’ve never seen you around before.”

You’re picking up the next shot and preparing to throw it back. “Yeah, first time here. We brought a lot of liquor with us but wanted something different.” You shrug.

“Ah, I see.” He smiles to himself. “A little too much beach party rum?”

The burn of the next shot is stronger but doesn’t hinder your speech. That’s telling, in a way. “Bingo.”

He’s about to ask you something else but his eyes dart away and he closes his mouth. You notice the third shot glass is missing.

There’s a clink and your shot, now empty, reappears in its place, set down by a white gloved hand. A very familiar voice rasps in your ear. “Still drinking that cheap tequila, I see.”

You know that voice. Your head whips to the side. “Buggy!”

His blue eyes glitter and that red painted grin stretches as he sees you. “Hiya doll face.”

Maybe it’s the tequila, maybe it’s just you, but your arms wrap around his neck and pull him into a hug with lightning speed. Any words you say are muffled by pressing your face into his neck. “Buggy, it’s so good to see you!”

He pulls you against him, gripping your shirt, smile pressed into your shoulder. “Missed you too. Where ya been?”

Oh…right…

“Here and there.” The words are less confident. Obviously vague.

Maybe he won’t pry too much, and you two can just have a nice conversation without things turning—

Buggy pulls back a little, still keeping you in his arms. “Did you join a crew?”

The smile on your face is chipper. Maybe a little too much as the tequila hits you all at once. “Yeah!”

He opens his mouth to ask something else, but you’re peeling his arms away and spinning toward the bartender. “Can I get two more shots, please?”

Buggy isn’t having it. He puts his hands on your hips and spins you back around. “Whose crew did you join?”

The smile looks out of place as your eyes widen. But it stays, plastered on, like Buggy’s face paint. His eyes narrow with a mischievous smile and he leans in a little. “Is it somebody I owe money?”

You squeak, feeling his hands tighten around your hips. “I—uh—I wouldn’t say that.”

Maybe one shot was enough. The alcohol was making it hard to think, clouding your mind, and making bad ideas sound like good ones.

It was especially noticeable when your eyes fell on his lips more than a few times.

What would it be like to step forward, just a little and—

“Are you going to answer my question?” Buggy’s head is tilted, he’s amused, but something dangerous drags his tone down.

Nervous laughter bubbles out. “Not before I finish these shots!”

This time he lets you spin back toward the bar, hands lightly falling away from your hips. You can feel his stare, the intensity of his eyes on the back of your head. These next two shots weren’t rushed, a sort of reprieve or relief from his questions. Not looking at him anymore—or getting distracted—gave a moment of clarity.

Should you leave? Make up some excuse and bolt back to the ship?

But if Buggy followed, that would only lead him right back to Shanks.

And if Shanks knew you were talking to Buggy…

The thought of his reaction sours the tequila, makes the liquid churn and stir in your stomach like stormy seas.

He’s dangerous. Hell-bent on revenge against me—I would hate to see you caught in the middle of that. I know you have fond memories of him, I do too, but he’s not the same.

Maybe you should leave. It’s an icy feeling as Shanks’ words echo in your mind like a warning bell.

Except…Buggy might not let you go.

Something changes in the air for you. It’s subtle, imperceptible to anyone else, but that low feeling of danger lurks. Hairs on your arms stick up, your heartbeat skips to a rabbit’s pace.

Prey. You felt like prey.

Buggy’s white-gloved hand, detached and floating through the air, takes your chin and leads you back around to look at him.

He can feel the change between you. Those once warm blue eyes are darker now. Full of something you can’t read.

Leaning in, he’s too close. The smile he wears doesn’t quite match his tone. The contrasting colors on his face have never looked more sinister. “If you’re not going to tell me, I’ll just have to guess.”

The lump in your throat is hard to force down, throat clicking as you gulp. “Three guesses, then I have to go.”

His eyes jump down your face. Was he looking at your lips or your throat?

“So soon?” He steps closer. Your body bumps against the bar and he’s quick to cage you in with his arms. “That’s a shame.”

“We’re leaving tonight. I’m already late.” A tremor shakes your voice. You wonder if he can pick up on the lie. He’s so damn close now. “They might be waiting on me—"

“I’ll be quick.” His eyes flicker around your face. “First guess. Don Krieg.”

Your head shakes quick. “Pretty sure he’s dead.”

“Hm. Shame.” Buggy takes a deep breath. He’s enjoying this. “Second guess. Arlong.”

You open your mouth, but he holds up a finger. “Oh, wait! You said it wasn’t someone I owe money. Can I have another try?”

“…Sure.” Somehow your stomach doesn’t drop out on the spot, even though it feels like it might.

“Ok, ok.” He hums. “Alvida?”

A nervous bark of laughter escapes you. “Right now—I wish. But no.” It takes everything you have not to squirm under his intensity. “Last guess.”

He giggles, the red smile inching up his face. “Gotta make it a good one then. Hmm…”

While he thinks, or pretends to think, you’re plotting an escape route. The pier is close by, within direct eye-line, there’s workers moving around—might not be hard to lose him if he decided to chase you. Only problem is he’s caging you in against the bar…

“Ok! I’ve got it!” His smile is too wide, too forced. The painted bones at the corners of his eyes contort oddly.

Your body starts to tremble.

“Shanks.”

Ice washes through you, colder than any water you’ve ever been in.

His smile, his whole expression, drops instantly. “You’re working with Shanks.”

Maybe it’s your imagination, but his hands grip the bar so tight the wood creaks.

“I’m so sorry Buggy.” Is all you can whisper before leaning back and kicking him flat in the chest.

He stumbles back, rage filling his eyes. His mouth opens, maybe to shout, maybe to scream or howl, but you’re too busy rolling on your back over bar top to hear exactly what he says.

The bartender shouts in alarm, jumping away, dropping his cleaning rag as you scramble past. “Sorry!” You call back, throwing out the random change in your pocket. Hopefully it’s enough to cover the—how many shots did you have?

However many, it was enough to make an impact. The world tilts and sways. Like trying to run in a dream, your legs feel weak and jello-y.

Crashes sound behind you, spiking your anxiety to the max. So, he decided to chase you. Of course he did.

Dashing toward the pier, you chanced a quick glance behind you.

Buggy was hot on your tail, coat flapping as he sprinted. He looked furious.

It was absolutely the tequila that made you laugh like a nervous lunatic.

His angry shout sounded close enough to be right in your ear as you turned back around and skirted by a disgruntled dock worker. “What are you laughing at?!”

Nearing another worker, this one carrying a crate on his shoulder, you tore it from the man’s hands and launched it behind you. Buggy had to slow down not to run into it, giving you a few seconds’ lead.

You were still laughing, definitely to relieve the anxiety. “Didn’t know you could run so well in clown shoes!”

Oddly enough, he started laughing too. But it was cynical sounding. “We’re gonna have so much fun together when I catch you!”

Damn that tequila—making his words sound more enticing than terrifying.

A tight cluster of buildings come into view as the dock workers jump back out of your path. You beeline for them, hoping the streets are twisting enough to lose him. At this point, running back to Shanks wasn’t an option. The amount of drama and commotion at the thought of bringing Buggy to Shanks was enough to make drowning in the sea a more favorable idea.

Behind you, Buggy was still shouting as he ran. “You just had to go work with Shanks, didn’t you?! I bet he was so happy to accept you into his crew!”

Did he sound hurt at that?

There wasn’t any time to consider it as your feet pounded on the wooden pier planks. Dock workers shouted, unhappy to be interrupted. The first building was drawing near.

“Bet you didn’t even consider working with me first!” He laughed; the sound was thick with disdain. “I would’ve given you anything! First mate, first pick of any treasure—you could’ve named your price!”

You darted around the corner of the building, shoes skidding on the sandy gravel. To your relief, the road was twisting, and multiple paths led through the cart-wide space. You picked a path to the left and followed it.

But luck wasn’t on your side. In fact, it hadn’t been on your side all night. Dead End.

Baskets, crates, and gear lined the sides of the path. The rooftop would be the best way of escape, but there was no way up, and stacking things to try and get that high would just make noise and lead Buggy straight to you.

The sound of Buggy’s voice bounced off the walls, catching up faster than him. “You would have been my right hand! Imagine being that close to the Pirate King!”

An ill-formed idea comes to mind. It’s the best shot you have, even if it is stupid as hell.

Turning toward the direction of his voice, you shout, “And if I ask for the One Piece? Would you give it to me?”

There’s a laugh, an absolutely insane sounding giggle. Buggy skids into view at the path opening. You were caged. Again.

“You know I’m destined for it right? The One Piece—it’s mine.”

“That doesn’t sound like ‘anything’, Buggy.”

He throws his hands out. “Comon’, baby. Right hand is the best I could give. Is Shanks even willing to do that much?”

Staying rooted to the spot, “Shanks doesn’t want the One Piece.”

He moves closer. Taking his time. “That’s not my point. Are you his first mate?”

“I don’t want to be.”

That throws him off a little. He studies you, trying to gauge if that’s true. “Why not?”

“Too much commitment. I feel like I’d have to stay forever.”

“And you…don’t want to stay with him forever?”

The hope, that tiny spark in his eyes, is enough to kill you. It’s that old side of Buggy you remember.

“I like having options. Freedom.”

He chuckles, sounding normal—like he’s no longer performing. “You haven’t changed much.”

“And you’ve changed a lot.”

He’s closer, moving methodically toward you, biding his time. “Oh, but I’m better now.”

“I thought you were perfect before.”

Buggy halts. Shoes scraping the gravel. For a moment he looks genuine, like he might say something heartfelt. But the curtain draws, and the show is back on.

“You’re just trying to get a rouse outta me. So, I’ll give you an offer—just this once!” He leans in. “Leave Shanks and come join me. I’ll be nice, there will be no hard feelings about working with that red-haired asshole.” He holds out a hand. “Whadd’ya say, sweetheart?”

You look down at his hand. This was the offer. Your chance. No doubt life with Buggy would be thrilling and action-filled, and having an actual goal—instead of just traveling from place to place and getting drunk on beaches—would be more interesting…

But the way your skin pricked at the bar. The fear, the anxiety—there would be more of that too. Buggy is a killer now, and no matter what promises he makes, you’d be in his crew until the end of your life. He’d be sure of that.

Which only leaves one option…

“I’d really like that.” You whisper, stepping forward, but not taking his hand. His blue eyes shine as you close the distance. As you continue to close the distance.

The hairs on your arms stand on end again as your face comes within inches of his. “I missed you. I wish things were different.”

He takes a moment, letting this closeness sink in. Letting it be real. “He took you away from me.” Buggy whispers, tracing a thumb along your jaw. “I’ll kill him for that.”

You’re about to say something, about to stop him and tell him it was actually you who had sought out Shanks. But Buggy is leaning in, pressing his lips to yours and stealing your breath away.

The kiss is short, sweet enough to make your toes curl. It’s enough to make you actually consider staying.

But you break away first, before you’re ensnarled by him.

His lips chase yours briefly, seeking just one more second of you, but his eyes open to see your sad expression.

“I hope you find the One Piece, Buggy. I really do.”

“What—”

“Everything I said is true, please don’t forget that.”

His eyes ignite when he feels your hands push him hard enough that he stumbles back, crushing a few baskets and hitting the building wall. He grunts, trying to right himself.

Taking a few steps back, you launch forward, gaining as much momentum as you can. His head snaps up just as your foot lands on his shoulder and you push off upwards to leap for the rooftop.

He was just tall enough that you could grab it. And from years of climbing topsail rigging, you had the strength to pull yourself up.

Cursing and crashing follow you onto the roof as you stand. You’re about to peek over the edge when two white-gloved hands appear to grab the roof right next to your feet.

Of course he could do that. But he wasn’t fast to follow, each part connecting after drifting up.

You don’t waste any more time dashing away, jumping from roof to roof.

You hear him cursing and howling. “I’ll find you! I’ll never stop looking for you! The day you stop looking over your shoulder, I’ll be there! Mark my words, you’ll be mine!”

His curses lose volume as you gain distance. Toward the end of the building cluster, you jump down and sprint toward where Shanks and the rest of the crew have docked.

. . . EXTRA . . .

“What?!” Shanks took you by the shoulder, looking you over. “Are you alright?”

“Shanks, I’m fi—”

“Did he hurt you?”

“No. I’m fine, Shanks, really.”

He looks you over once more, his eyes lingering on yours before turning and calling out to the crew. “We’re leaving! Immediately! Ben, gather the others!”

Beckman looks up from his conversation with Roux before heading toward the ship. The two men motioning to the others scattered around the beach.

Shanks turns back to you, red hair whipping around his face. “What did he say?”

“Just empty threats.” You shrug. Trying to shake off the heavy feeling in your heart. “I didn’t believe any of them.”

His face darkens. “I’m not taking the chance. We’re going to the Grand Line. We’ll stay there for a little while.”

You groan. “Shanks, I really don’t want to make this a big deal.”

“I won’t let anything happen to you.”

“I’m more than capable of handling myself!”

Shanks sighs, closing his eyes. “I know, I know. I just…” he pauses. “If anything happened to you…” He swallows hard, blinking away after realizing he’s been staring into your eyes for just a little too long. “What else did he say?”

“He just called you an asshole and that was the gist of it.” You lied. Something twisted in your gut. You hated lying to Shanks, but to open the whole can of worms…

“Do you think he’s going to come after you?”

Your stomach was in absolute knots now. “Doubt it.”

This satisfies Shanks. He nods, “He’d be a fool for trying.”

As Shanks is called away, your eyes trail after his black coat.

The feeling of Buggy’s lips against yours lingers for days.

[murkystarlight]

Dreamzzz season2 spoilers pt3

(And my personal comments)

I was caught up with school, better finish this up before I get caught up again-

Episode 6

I had my volume on really loud and it almost killed my ears

It starts off with a little fighting and banter who doesn't love that?

The Night Hunter losing his life, his purpose... I actually have no idea. Why is he acting so gloomy and under the weather? Any opinions? (I think he's just rethinking his life choices or smth)

"Ya- ya- you want us to rustle up some trouble with the Dream Bandit? You're always happy when she's around"

And my stupid brain that gets turned on and operates about the weirdest stupidest things thought "oh. So the fan theory is right" I mean.. did they try to hide it? It was kind of obvious that the Night Hunter had some sort of connection with Zoey

"You're always happy when she's around" (I feel like they know everything already. They just playing with him)

"Youre right.. I should find her. In the WAKING WORLD"

Why does his voice sound so... evil and malicious. He had no reason to make it sound so dramatic

"Don't burn the place down while I'm gone" and here his voice sounds so playful

And Susan and Snivel high-fiving and jumping around in joy- ahh why are they so cute

(Also, I need to know their intention behind the happiness. Is it 'yay! He's gone! We got the whole house to ourselves, PARTY!!' Kinda thing?)

Okay- might aswell start naming these background characters at this point.

"Wait. Can you be sore from a dream?"

If your body gets cramped. Yes.

The question is, if the rules are only use your hour glass, how did Logan and Zoey even get a chance to compete in the R.E.M? I thought you said tradition and rules were important

Seriously, why does the Night Hunter sound so... menacing everytime he speaks! He isn't saying anything bad or cool?!!

Tokyo?? Takashiii?

"Uhh... you ever feel like someone is staring at you?"

"We must be like celebrities now"

"Just act natural"

She was born for this. Girl boss ^^

"The REM's are a big deal. Or.. were."

Too bad we're having a contest to see who has the biggest imaginations (it got corrupted by the grand inspector)

"I see they wore their silly little costumes"

I'm sorry- but the silly costumes mean they still have that wild childish imagination! Not the ones you have that your probably memories all the different things you could use in possible situations (Like my counties learning :D)

I like the banana monster. It's cute

He's being sarcastic isn't it. Without their... ROYAL BLUNDERS

Day dreaming? Oh dear-...

So... the never witch is the biggest threat yet? Oh.... but then.. how was the Nightmare king able to keep her contained?? Why did-

"Now. As is tradition. The trials will determine the three best Dream Chasers, for a special task force to take on the Never Witch! Who will help restore the Dream World to greatness? Hm? Which of you can prove you're better than the rest? What lengths will you go to eradicate your competition?"

"Well, that took a weird turn"

Indeed Izzie. Very much. I hate those kind of characters. Or.. people kinda. She's too pure!! Ahhhhh

"Ooh, why can't we all just band together and defeat her?"

I know!! Why not?!!

He's so right. So smart and precious... and that ooh sound-.... ahhhhh

I feel like in part2 they're going to defeat the Never Witch all together! (I'm so smart. No one could've possibly thought of that HaHa.)

Drum roll please~

"Toss and turn"

"I love that one!" *sound effects* "wrangling a wild dream creature, rodeo style" Albert has so many mysteries to be solved about him

"....we are good dream chasers. Right?"

He's a ball of anxiety isn't he

"She's no better than we are"

"Banana monster!"

"[Screams] where, where, where?"

I told you! He's getting more playful and carefree!

Zoey had a purple(?) Streak of hair when she was younger! Yay!! Past memories!

Zoey really is good at throwing and hitting stuff

Bed bugs are also cute

"Why is everything blobby with you?"

"Uh, it worked on the Siren"

"Focus, Mateo!" Mr. Oz is really annoyed with Loyce

Lo-lo

Also, his arms definitely stretch out. Like a rubber band

"Then(sound of his glass helment), pretend it's a car. Or something-" Albert! I thought you were the logical one! He lost his memories remember??

And he's riding it! Well... I guess he's gotten more creative?

"Ugh, I rather feed this thing to Zian"

"I don't give a hoot if bugs give you nightmares or.. you take it on a date"

Yeah. Exactly

Miya is a little- ...bad girl. Yeah

"I am not losing to Royce!"

"Angry Oz was harsh, but he's right. We're better than this!"

"Oh I know I'm better than Astrid. We gotta fix this!"

Why does it sound like he has an accent here?😭

"The night bureau gives me some serious whiplash!"

I know- so.... ugh

"If he can handle Brooklyn arts, he can handle a kid from California"

I like Zoey's aunt. ...kinda? I'm not sure

And Zoey looks so much like her mom

"Are you.. ticking?"

No young Zoey. This is not the crocodile(is it alligator?) from Peter pan

And- we get the story of where she gets her watch~

Night hunter has a... fanclub? Okay Miya- suree

Also, how many times did the night hunter learn Zoey's name? Twice? Maybe this is the third time?

"Ooh, nice watch" really? Are you seriouhhhh

And finally the moment of truth

Oh- never mind. They're doing the R.E.M.s first

"Where the heck are Teo and Zoey!?"

"Feeling good. Feeling confident. Nothing can spoil these feels"

[Chair hisses] what is with these subtitles-!

"I stand corrected"

"Good luck, Logan. Hope your mad blue baby thing works out for you"

At this point. I'd be surprised if they don't end up dating-.. (mad blue baby thing- omg)

"-Where is Mateo?!"

"Ready to go. Back on my A-game. Meet my new secret weapon, X-blob"

(That's the name the Insomniacs gave Zblob! Did Nova help with the name? Was it an inspiration? Or just a little thing the creators added)

Such good sibling bond

"Not what Mr. Oz meant by 'think different' at all. Like, at all"

So very good

Sticky pudding? Okay- he's really tryna cook now. I want to see him in a chef's hat

Another one of the-... jumping at a friend to help them avoid a natural disaster and crushing them under your body. (We're really trying to save the values of friendship here)

"Yatta!" - Takashi

Poor X-blob

"I don't want to fight you" oh... "stay back!" Oh god...

Improvising, biting(?) it... also, Astrid is watching from above

Holding back??! I definitely hate him. Hate his guts

"My friends aren't holding me back!"

Good job Mateo. I trust you. You already learned your lesson about that when the Night Hunter tried to lure you. Right? You have my trust. Don't ruin it!

The appearance was definitely a bit shocking-...

"Dad?"

Episode 7

The name of it is "18 years ago"! A full episode dedicated to the past events?!

I was like- hell yeah

Cowboy?! Oh, yeah

I'm telling you. Those background characters!! I have to start naming them. Like the one who got his wallet(bag? Something) stolen is... going to be Alex. (Its probably the flannel. Someone help me-)

Coin magic!

Also, Hannah's eyelashes! Oh my goddd so prettyy

He's asking her out on a date!

Mr. Oz being the third wheel. (It's so weird seeing him so young....). Hee really didn't change much, did he.

The closest thing to a swear word we have in this series,

"Darn it"

I'm telling you, mr. Oz would have a swear word in every sentence if he wasn't working as a teacher (he learned to use different words)

"W-wha -what are you doing here?" *shook*

Apparently the nightmare kings sword is a very cool and amazing weapon. Super strong

The Brooklyn branch was the one who contained the Nightmare king, twice! And no appreciation?!

Nooooooo grand inspector Abraham!! I don't even know him but I like him.

Royce was always an a-

Unmaker

Hannah looks so different. Too different. Uh- okay heh

Hannah and Beau bantering- ah it's too cute

Also, why is mr. Oz so obsessed with Lunia? Something exciting

I like the gnorfs

"Dream chasers??"

She's so fun. And her sister too. And the horse doing the evil laugh

The stopwatch!! Ooohhh

"Is that-...?"

Listen to mr. Oz laughing. It- it's nice here

I really like it when they make two guns and give one to someone else.

Mr. Oz also used a frying pan?? Yeahhhh

Shin? Power over love? Oooh~

And the compass??

The banter-

Hannah definitely looked like she was havin problems with that sword.

"Eh, we're dream chasers. We improvise"

I guess I'm a dream chaser. I always improvise on tests ;)

"How many friends are you willing to lose? Oz? Albert? Me?" So sweet. But also, something that keeps coming into mind, it's not like they're dying. They just... don't get to be a lucid dreamer, or if they get captured, then they.. do fall asleep forever... but still- how does this work?

"I wouldn't hesitate to wield that sword to save you" dang...... oh my lord I love this

Beau using a bow

"That's one of the things I love about-.."

"What was that~?"

Oh these love birds.

His running-

.....Shin looks a bit like-....

"What the-"

"What? We're here to get this thing. Right?" Hannah- *sigh*

"You really didnt get the lesson behind the legend, did ya?"

"There was a lesson?"

"Yeah, evil in the heart. And don't steal from strange statues!"

Lasso!

Hourglass! Is that what happened to his hourglass?

The sword is wielded!

A surge of purple energy. Evil laugh- world turns purple. A sigh.

"What I had to do. What you've been saying we should do all day"

"No. You were right!"

"You matter more than anything"

The hand hold- the smile.... ahhhhghh

Emotional rollercoaster ride-

The kissssssss

(My first thought was "oh... so that's how legos kiss-. Then I started screaming like I went crazy because they confessed)

"You owe me a trip to the beaches of Tropicanesia"

They made a bet- ohhhhh

Look at Albert hopping/walking

Mr. Oz refusing the grand inspector job..... and also being mad that Royce would take the job-

"If we have kids we can-" oh god..... he already had the-....

The sisters shipped them the moment they saw then. Lol-

So...... Beau took the watch just like that and the sisters didnt even try to get it back? Or... ?

But I guess the night hunter was always kind sketchy..

Previous part , next part

[destinygoldenstar]

Disventure Camp Character Impressions *Compilation* (Part 6)

<< Part 5

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Who threw their vote on Alec then?

*thinks about it*

Jake, why'd you do that? There's no reason.

"I might be thinking about turning on the heroes, you know?"

I feel like one of them is going next episode. From an idol, like I said. But hey, at least they worked things out and they're happy now and they can work through each other's baggage together.

"Screw you VR Simulator! We're not going to Mexico! We're going to CHINA! And we're eating dumplings!"

Oh they're actually strategizing. Okay.

"Hey, we're outnumbered, maybe voting off Grett wasn't a good idea... even if there wasn't any way we could've saved her."

"We must find a way to divide them."

Get them to split the votes on you two maybe?

"Hey, you shouldn't vote me! Vote Alec! He's the bigger threat!"

Then Alec can tell another person the same thing!

And if you ARE gonna convince Ellie to vote with you (somehow), that's 3-2-1, and BOOM. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

...I keep saying I'm bad at this game, but think about it.

"This game is much more than grudges or friendships."

"Meanwhile, we're planning to toy with one of your friend's grudges and friendships."

"Fine. I'll think about it."

"But if I'm gonna flip, I'm don't have to hurt them personally. I have more dignity than to stoop that low!"

"Looks like the Disventure Camp gods are not having a good night."

Are you talking about me? Cause I didn't do that this time.

What happens if it's a tie?

ACTUALLY THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE IF THEY'RE FORCING ELLIE TO FLIP

"Well shit, they both have immunity. Guess I HAVE to flip to save myself. Sorry guys."

THAT makes sense.

"I've been trying to knock over this stupid vase for five minutes!"

You sound like me in math class fr.

"I've been trying to solve this math problem for THREE HOURS."

"I found the clue to the location of an immunity totem. It should be right here."

NO WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT-

Okay he doesn't know of her thinking about flipping, to be fair. But still.

"I sure hope no one STEALS this idol or anything!" (Tom)

They're gonna steal it.

Ellie's gonna tell Fiore & Alec, "Hey guys, I know how to save you guys. Tom has an idol. Steal it from him and use it for the council." (Ellie)

That's definitely a plan!

"I trust that Ellie won't throw her own game with her silly friendship with Jake."

Watch her actually do that and own up to this.

"Yeah, um... so I REGRET what I did. And I would rather us be friends and win this together than split apart and become a monster like Fiore."

*coughs laughter*

Okay you can't make that up.

"Tom's a scumbag."

"I got breakfast!!" 💗😄

"Jake, those fish are poisonous! He's trying to KILL YOU!"

If Ellie ONLY said "Tom cheated on you lol" and that was all it took, then YES, YOU'D HAVE A POINT.

"He's been lying to you, and you're worried about keeping your promises? He's cheating on you Jake. It seems like he's been cheating for a long time."

🔥"Lemme just uh, casually ignite some more fuel to this fire. Hey Jake, remember when you got cheated on in the past? Remember how much that HURT you and DEVASTATED you? Doesn't it HURT BEYOND BELIEF?! DON'T YOU WANT TO BUILD YOUR WALLS AND NEVER TALK TO ANOTHER GUY AGAIN?!?!"🔥

"I'm an idiot!"

"You're not Jake."

"I'm just gaslighting you to BE an idiot."

"It's about Jake and all the drama surrounding him."

What are you doing? I thought you were gonna keep your mouth shut.

What's your plan? You WANT Tom to realize you're using Jake?

"Oh wait, shit! It wasn't Jake's fault this time! Welp, guess our alliance is back!"

But they already voted, so... goddammit...

"Times running out Tom. What'll it be?"

Don't play it Tom.

They're tricking you. Don't play it.

Though that's kinda bad on his end, cause that'd be him saying "Nah, fuck you Jake. Go to the bus and drive it to hell."

"Do you have any idea what you did? You got Tom mad at me AND you voted him out!"

"Do you think I get some sick pleasure from this?"

"Maybe you do!"

"I feel terrible, Jake."

"Oh don't pull that crap with me!"

"You can't just say 'I'm sowwy' and expect me to forgive you for something that HURT ME THAT BADLY."

...

Flash back to every time Jake said sowwy and didn't get forgiven.

BUT despite the hypocrisy, I'm still on his side in this argument. I'm sorry. He has every right to be pissed.

Miriam's just walking by completely out of this XD

"Eh I'm chilling. Where's my coffee? Elders can drink coffee, right? I'm just chilling and making white noise out of this."

"And none of it is targeted at me!"

...

HOW?!?!?!

HOW IS NO ONE AFTER YOU?!?!?!?!

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!

YOU SHOULD HAVE THE BIGGEST TARGET ON YOUR BACK!!!!!

YOU MADE THE PLAN. YOU BETRAYED SEVERAL PEOPLE. YOU CAUSED THIS FIGHT. YOU DECIEVED EVERYONE IN THAT ELIMINATION.

HOW IS NO ONE AFTER YOU?! THAT MAKES NO SENSE.

"Don't you get it Golden? I'm the villain! Therefore I'm completely excused for everything I've done!"

SURE. EXCUSE THE BEHAVIOR OF THE ONE PERSON WHO ORCHESTRATED THE WHOLE THING.

SURE.

Oh, BYE ELLIE XD

Is this cause I gave Jake slay pass?

I know HE didn't do this, but uh...

"You know, Golden told me to get revenge on Ellie, well here you go."

I DIDN'T MEAN KILL HER.

"There's a scorpion here."

"More reason to dip."

"I'm gonna DIE." (Alec)

"See you in hell." (Ellie)

"Do you think we're gonna trust you?"

"Cause uh, I think I learned something from last time!"

"I may or may not have threatened the hotel receptionists so they would tell me the truth."

Oh my god Gabby, I love you XD

"I did all your spy work for you! You're welcome! Torture always works!"

(No it doesn't)

"I should call child protective services on you, you know?!"

Is that directed at Miriam or me cause I'm routing for Miriam to hurt you?

Would love to see that in court.

"Did you attempt murder on Mr. Jake... whatever his last name is?"

"Um, I'm a kid your honor."

"I'm going to take that as a yes."

Ellie looks so done.

"UGH, consequences for my actions SUCK."

"Bruh? Why you pissed? I only took advantage of you, triggered some PTSD, betrayed your trust, lied to you, and ruined your relationship for my own personal benefit to win money. You ask me, you being pissed at me IS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR."

"I WAS THE PLAYING THE GAME. THEREFORE, IT DOESN'T COUNT."

I imagine they were there for hours of Jake just nonstop ranting.

"I hope you know, Ellie, I am PISSED at you. And Golden told me that she wants me to give you karma. Well here it is! I WILL NOT SHUT UP FOR THE REST OF THE TRIP."

Continued In Part 7 >>

[shirogane-oushirou]

Ro, my friend, bestie!!!! Star, galaxy, black hole and moon for the ask game!!! Any of the guys in your life who you are inspired to gush about can answer them!!! :3 (I love asking about Ren SO MUCH but you also have other sweeties and I don't want to neglect them 💖)

( @verykissablepixels )

THANK YOU REFFIEEEEEEEEE!!!!! 🥺💕💕💕 i'll probably still end up answering for ren bc i'm so ren-pilled skdfkjn, but i'll throw in some of the others where i think they fit!!!

Star- Does your F/O do anything to calm you when you're upset?

i think ren would actually encourage me to be outwardly upset more often ;; not in an unhealthy way, but because i don't really express those kinds of things anymore. if something seems like it's upsetting me but i'm not Doing anything with it, he might ask me some questions, probe a bit to see if it's something i REALLY don't want to talk about, and suggest i vent a bit or cry on his shoulder... and once that's done, we'd go fix something to eat and he'd pump me full of electrolyte water LMAO. ;;

(and it's work both ways tbh -- doc!ren has even worse issues with expressing negative emotions than i do, and r!ren expresses them through being bitchy to people who are being bitchy to him ksjdfn, so i'd want to help them vent in healthy ways when they're upset!)

gray's pretty simple with his methods... he's one of the most mature people in wonderland (which isn't saying much tbh, he's just better at it than the others), and since he fills so many job roles while working for nightmare, he knows how to approach people. so he'd sit me down in a quiet room, far from the hustle and bustle of the busy areas of clover tower, and ask what's wrong. he'd let me get it all out, politely interjecting where need be, and then once i'm done he'd suggest that he could make hot drinks for us (to which i'd have to reply that I'D make them kjsnfjkn, i don't trust him to boil water let alone mix ingredients ;;;). and if it turned out that my issue was due to someone being threatening or violent, he would... take care of the issue later... :)

oushirou's a silly guy, but he has a very serious side as well. he'd sit with me, encourage me to let things out, hold my hand, and maybe help problem solve a bit. he likes to keep up a daily stream of communication when possible, so if he got Vibes from an earlier chat, he might let me vent when he gets back home and then be like, "btw i picked up dessert for us on the way back for no particular reason whatsoever, so look forward to that!" he knows i know it WAS for a particular reason, and he lets me huff at him for being frustratingly good at picking up on things i try not to let others see. and while he isn't as retaliatory as gray, if i was upset at something a stranger said / did to me while out and about, he might play bodyguard for a while juuust in case i need someone with a strong kick with me ;;;

mars is quieter in his approach. he'd cuddle up and ask if something was wrong -- they know if it's something important enough to me that i'll let it out with a little prodding. he'd just hold me as i vent, and when i'm done, they'd thank me for feeling like i can trust him. and then we'd just... "move on" -- once the emotions are out it's better to focus on something emotionally fulfilling! he's like a more immediately open oushirou -- it wouldn't take much time for them to feel close enough to pick up on those things and know how to help me deal with them in the moment and after, and like oushirou, they generally know when to play it cool around violent people, when to be threatening, and when to actually make good on those threats.

Galaxy- What do you and your F/O do when one of you is homesick?

both rens have complicated feelings about their family homes, feeling a weird mix of nostalgia and disgust. by the end of his whole story, doc!ren ends up not being able to go back At All, Literally Cannot, so sometimes he has that contradictory, "well now that i CAN'T, a part of me wants to go back after all......" feeling. I think in his case, the only thing we can do is just be together for however long he needs, doing things that remind him of the better moments back there in a, "there are still things from there that you have here," sense.

and this particular s/i's brand of homesickness is like a low, constant, simmering feeling of homesickness they've long adjusted to... poorly adjusted, but adjusted nonetheless hhhh. just being around doc!ren helps to soothe those feelings, and as the relationship continues they start to disappear. "i have a new home now, and it's you," vibes. 💕

r!ren's a bit easier KJNDKJN. he misses visiting his grandparents, who he's closer to than doc!ren is. we'd end up sitting somewhere cozy, and he'd either call or video chat with them and we'd all talk together. i'd start learning french to bridge the gap a bit, but ren would still translate when needed. talking to and spending time with the people he loves helps a ton on its own (he does want to take me to visit them in person at some point though hehe).

this verse is fairly close to reality, aka i live with family, so no homesickness for me lmao.

oushirou is less homesick than one would think -- yeah he's constantly traveling, but it's the one thing he's always known he wanted to do, enough to completely cut contact with his disapproving parents over it. he'd still miss the winter crew and me, and would visit whenever he could, but i'd say it's less like homesickness and more like... if they and i could travel with him, he'd never feel the desire to return home. traveling IS his home. we do, however, having some matching clothes and items so that, when he can't visit for a while or if he loses service and can't call / text, we can still feel connected!

also living at home here so no homesickness for me, but i do miss oushirou dearly, which makes it all the more important to him that we make the most of every possible moment together when he has the opportunity to visit!!

gray doesn't have any homesickness. he's pretty much like everyone in wonderland (except ace) in that regard. -I-, however, do feel some homesickness in spite of myself, and this sends gray in to a quiet panic. in his mind, i'm homesick -> i want to go back home -> i'm going to leave wonderland and never be able to return. so despite knowing how manipulative it is, he constantly takes me out on dates (platonic or romantic) to places he KNOWS i'll adore. wonderful restaurants, art supply shops, spots on the roads between locations that he thinks i might want to draw, doing physical activities that i can't manage back home... he wants to show me that wonderland is better than anything i had going on before. he'd freely admit to all of this if i called him out on it or if it seemed like it was making things worse, but despite his mature exterior he really is just as willing to sweep details under the rug as any other wonderland resident if it means keeping someone he cares about nearby.

Black Hole- Have you ever had a strange dream about your F/O?

all of my oc f/os have been sourced from strange dreams tbh so i won't even go into them lJSNIFLN, their stories are really just edited versions of my initial dreams about them.

i have Fucking Weird dreams about oushirou all the time though. it's mostly things like "i found a secondhand shop for doujin, and there's SO MUCH OUSHIROU DOUJIN I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!! I HAVE TO BUY IT ALL!!!!"... but also absolutely unhinged shit, like one where we met at a library we were sheltering in and, over the course of a couple of days, fell in love, he was bitten by an animal and developed RABIES????, we decided to get married before he was too far gone, and then i became a widow. so. KJNAKJN.

and i won't go too far into details bc i said i wouldn't, but mars was technically created from an oushirou dream set in a zombie apocalypse. he was a test subject to see if zombies could be "brought back", and i was brought in as like... an impromptu chat buddy to help with socialization. scientific overreach etc etc the arrogance of man etc etc. years later i rewrote it to make more logical sense, made that oushirou into my oc, and used the whole thing to work through chronic illness feelings (yay yippee love to dump my issues on my ocs weehee)!

i've also had some very weird ones with raven, like when he and rita slipped through spacetime into this world, and we met by chance and all bonded pretty quickly. or when he was an... instructor? at some kind of summer camp for adults?? and while it didn't seem like i stood out to him much at first, he actually stuck up for me at one point and kept wanting to connect after that. idk, weird things with no real rhyme or reason but that don't even come CLOSE to the weirdness of the oushirou dreams lol.

Moon- What's something your F/O does that never fails to make you happy?

being cute hehe 💕

doc!ren: he's very good at sussing out things that someone would ENJOY doing but may not have a reason to go out of their way to do, so he helps me get out of my comfort zone safely and understands if/when i hit my energy limit. i also love when he feels he trusts me enough to release "you will regret this" levels of infodump on me KJNFKJN, it's so cute and sweet and his enthusiasm is contagious.

r!ren: my LORD is he good at making me feel special!! and with his personality, it's clear it isn't just a matter of niceties or being a flirt. i feel so happy every time i can see how genuine he his, how far he's willing to go just to provide comfort, how he wants to be around me just as much as, if not more than, i do. how, if i have to cancel a date bc of a flare-up, he'll immediately come over with a care package filled with healthy (and secret not-so-healthy 🤫) goodies to keep me going for a day or two. 🥺

oushirou: genuinely just... his everything. but in particular, his over-the-top silly antics really get me. he'll make mundane things sooo dramatic just for the sillies + the joy it brings to others. he has great emotional intelligence and puts his ALL into helping those around him feel better. (also i know vaguely-horny does not equal happy.... but he sure does make me happy when he canonically KICKS THROUGH DOORS ksndfkjn like helloooooo?? sir??? 😳 that one scene has made me so Not Normal for the past 11 years....)

mars: something as simple as holding their hand. we're both very protective of each other -- we kind of have to be, given our situation -- so they often provide a sense of comfort. whether we're just sitting and reading together, or we're doing some activity to stimulate his cognitive function, or we simply cuddle in his holding chamber, they emanate a strong sense of safety, and i can really feel it through his light hand touches and rubbing the back of my hand with their thumb. and in a world that's gone to shit, that simple, caring touch means so much.

gray: OOOOOH his gap moe mode kjsndfkjn. after the serious answers, i get to the serious character and my answer is just "when he goes googoo gaga over anything soft and fluffy." he's so cute in jnkna when he's fishing on a frozen lake and a little seal becomes his companion 😭 and he names it after alice and puts a little alice bow on it 😭😭 he even gets cute when peter turns into his rabbit form -- as peter yells and scratches and curses at everyone, gray's still like 😳 bnnuy.... 💕💕💕💕💕

raven: when he's being a little drama queen ksjndfjn. i think there's plenty of room for quiet, serious talks that end with us feeling happy with our situation, but nothing beats when he's teasing karol or being a little silly guy! just a little 5'7 guy!! and it's his birthday!!!!! etc ksjdnk. his skits always crack me up, bc more often than not he's so unhinged for NO REASON! he's just LIKE THAT!! and yet he still thinks "raven" is a mask. nah man. you are all of your masks, the masks were always part of you, and that means part of you is a silly little trickster and Local Weirdo (tm).

[ts3lightclan]

(1.14) Meeting Under a Dawn Sky

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By the time the orange glow of dawn began to creep over the sky, Skunktooth had already made his way out of LightClan's innermost section of territory. Now, he walked through the fields of the farm, heading back to his old home. He knew it would never feel the same-- not without Honeypurr, and not while he has kits he wasn't sure he'd see again. The barn would feel lonelier than ever, colder even than leaf-bare itself.

Earlier in the season, the fields were full of crops. As of now, however, they were barren, already harvested by Mr. McGreggor and his terrifying crop-monster. Skunktooth took a moment, in this recently-cleared and rain-trodden farmland to stop and lick his wounds.

...Literally. His wounds were still aching from when Briarclaw still inflicted them, as he hadn't had a moment's rest since.

"I see you are injured," A strange voice mewed from behind him, sending Skunktooth whirling about to face them.

"I- I am," He mumbled in response, trying to keep his distance as the strange spotted she-cat examined him. "But- who are you?"

"Don't worry. I am here to help. May I?"

She hadn't answered him, and yet, her relaxed expression made Skunktooth rest a little easier. She didn't seem to be a threat, anyhow.

He offered a slight nod, and the stranger stepped closer. With only a few uncomfortable stares, the stranger seemed to have gotten all the information she needed. She then swiped a paw through her neck-fur, freeing some previously-unseen cobwebs and applying them delicately to the claw marks. It wasn't a lot, but it was enough to keep the injury from getting worse for the time being.

Skunktooth stared in awe and wonder. Though LightClan technically had a healer, he'd never met a cat who worked with bandages quite so delicately, like it was second nature.

"H-How did you do that..?" He nearly whispered, glancing back down at the now-bandaged wound.

"I am skilled at many things," She explained vaguely. "I'm skilled at healing, and I am skilled at listening. You have been driven out, haven't you?"

"Eh..?" Skunktooth quickly became unnerved by the question. How had this cat known..? "N-No, I haven't. I'm out here alone."

"Hmph. You don't need to lie to me; I heard the whole thing." Skunktooth flinched a little on impulse. Not only did he just get caught in a lie, but... had nobody scented this cat in their territory? He worried for the safety of his kits.

"Wh- Why are you following me..?"

The blue cat stared at him for a moment, then shook out her fur. "Why? Well, I was worried, of course. It's not fair for a cat to be driven out for defending himself." She pondered it for a moment. "Besides, my values lead me to heal any cat in need. Your healer seemed rather incompetent."

"L-Lilacdream is fine..."

"I'm sure she is."

With a sigh, the blue cat brushed some of her fur back into place, having been rustled by the wind and rain.

"Either way, those cats don't deserve you. I would never throw out a companion like that, over such a silly misunderstanding. What a shameful thing to do."

While it was suspicious that this stranger knew so much about his situation, he couldn't deny that it felt good to have someone who shared his viewpoint... As guilty as he felt about Briarclaw's death, it had been an accident. What else could he have done?

"...Thank you."

"Of course! It's only right." The cat's whiskers twitched in an approachable manner. "I think this means we're friends now." She emphasized the word friends, though her gaze never left him for a moment. "Friends help each other out, yes? I scratch your back, you scratch mine, that sort of thing. I think we can continue to help each other... for a long time, even. What do you say?"

This spotted stranger made no change in expression, but she offered her paw out as if she wanted him to... shake it? All things considered, this cat seemed to understand him, so maybe it would be best to lean on her until he could get back on his paws. Besides, with not many other cats to rely on anymore... Skunktooth lifted his paw and met hers with his own.

"It's... nice to meet you."

"And you as well!" Maw curving into a smile, the stranger purred. "Come with me! I'll show you where I've been staying. You're welcome to stay there as well until your injury heals."

With a suddenly energetic tail flick, the strange cat began leading him away from the barn, down a road that LightClan had not yet traveled. Would they even bother to look for him there?

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[rainy-weather-supremacy]

*I show up with a crate full of guns on your front porch* Aye wots this then

Character who would survive literally everything

Funniest name you ever gave a character

Who has the most disturbing lore?

What can stop Tara? Nothing? Anything?

Do the eldritch patrons exist because they are the fears we humans have or are they something entirely else?

Character you think your audience would hit with the bbg beam

Character that likes to fight

Who is the most „civilized?“

Why is Daniel the most stylish? Explain, now

Anyways I need yer help we needa throw these bloody bastards into the river lets go

Y A W O T M A T E ? ? ! ?

George, on account of probably being adapted to pretty much anything, and Ozan because he would probably survive no matter how much his body gets fucked up. It's just meat. Meat can grow back. Meat will go back. That is not a promise, that's a threat.

The Hat Man is probably pretty funny? He's also just a silly character in general.

Technically, Ozan. Whatever happened with him is probably really fucked up. Thankfully, the knowledge will not keep me up at night because I don't have it yet.

Coming from their powers, someone who has done no or very little wrong in their life would not be affected by their powers (nor would Tara want them to be) and could therefore stop them. Similarily, someone with the same/similar powers to them could stop them as, through bringing out justice, they have also made themselves injust through killing people. Also, they are still mortal and can be affected by spells, so technically someone could also curse them or something. (Why are you asking?? 👁️ 👁️)

Yeah, they manifest out of the fears that any creature has, including animals- Which is why the Flesh, which most prominently is about being eaten, exists.

Jamie. I feel like she just has the mannerisms and stuff to be babygirlyfied.

Mary. Girl cannot stop picking fights. BESTIE EVEN IF YOU WIN IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU-

Daniel. He often interacts with other people, doesn't have a weird appearance, he's just generaly an expert at being accepted and liked. Which totally doesn't come from any childhood trauma, nuh uh.

Um. He pretty much always wears formal attire, like suit and tie, he likes his hair to be perfect and stuff like that? Why does that question feel like I'm being held at gunpoint /j

Anyways what did you say you needed help with? I was distracted looking at these fine gentlemen with the sirens on their vehicles approaching.