#[Hello anon!!]

[sillygoofyqueer]

Silly fic idea for you:

SVSSS AU where Shen Yuan transmigrates as a half-human half-crow-demon Phantom thief character.

He doesn’t want to steal from Bing-ge, but his System makes him, and naturally Bing-ge ends up obsessed. Bing-ge keeps luring him into traps with shiny things he just can’t help but want!!! Stupid crow impulses. (That he kinda wants to see Binghe again is irrelevant, obviously).

This is SUPER silly. Anon, this is so funny, I feel like I simply have to write this now oh my god. The idea that Bing-ge is confused at first, and he then sees this super handsome half bird-half human-demon thing and is like "man I need to get me more shiny things, I want to keep this fucker". ALSO, (I've heard that) crows are quite intelligent and start leaving presents as a response to getting fed or being given shiny things, so it could also be something where Shen Yuan starts having the urge to give Bing-ge things back after receiving all these shiny things (better if he doesn't recognise most of the traps as traps, mistaking Bing-ge for being a generous demon who doesn't need all of the shiny stuff he takes) and starts giving him shit like rocks and plants and the cool parts of beasts he fights... It also can be silly no matter when in the timeline this happens - it could be during the QJ peak arc where Shen Yuan sneaks around because he wants to see the awesome protagonist up close! The first time he steals something from Bing-ge, it's something super dumb like a particularly shiny rock or a coin that the boy left lying around, and Bing-ge's quickly like "??? The fuck just happened?" so he sets up a trap with the axe he uses for chopping wood (kind of rusty but still useable and particularly shiny). After that, it's chaos of trying to keep Shen Yuan the demon hidden while also stopping him from stealing other shiny things (cultivator's swords and such). Liu Qingge finds Shen Yuan trying to steal one of the swords he was gifted after saving a village and is also like "??? Kill?" It can also be after the Endless Abyss, when Bing-ge is like a demon lord and just has shiny stuff lying around. He throws it out occasionally and one day, while doing this, he notices a certain person swooping in and grabbing one of the shiny things. More antics ensue but I don't want to crash my laptop lmao (Which one would you rather me do, anon? Before the Endless Abyss, or after? Or both??) {part one! Part two, part three, part four, part five, part six, part seven!} [This gorgeous fanart from @slurmdog that's making me go insane here] [More awe inducing fanart from @moonlightobsessions that has made me pass out here]

[krwioholik]

Geralt sighed as he sat sullenly over the campfire, wondering what he should do with the baby bruxa, Lizzie, whose mother he had killed, and who was now sitting on the grass beside him trying to catch a firefly. Although she was a sweet baby, reasonably calm, he still didn't know if he could at least try to raise the baby vampire. He feared it might overwhelm him, but flashes of guilt for depriving Lizzie of her mother prevented him from abandoning her. He felt the need to help her and keep her alive. In the midst of the night silence, his witcher senses picked up the sound of very quiet, almost silent footsteps, he slowly and gently tightened his fingers on the hilt of his sword, ready to defend himself and baby Lizzie, but when he saw who was coming towards them, he lowered his guard and took his fingers off the hilt.

'Greetings, Regis.' Geralt muttered quietly, twisting the corners of his mouth in a slight smirk. (@wilczmin)

"Greetings, my dear. And hello to you as well, young lady." Regis smiled warmly, crouching down a little distance from the child bruxa so as not to frighten her with his presence. He observed her a moment before sitting down properly next to Geralt.

"I must admit, this is a surprising sight, my friend, you with a bruxa young." He pointed out watching the witcher keenly. He had his suspicions regarding how this situation came to be but without Geralt's word he couldn't be certain of them... and other, darker explanations remained a possibility, which he hoped to rule out.

"Especially since I do not sense her mother anywhere near." He pointed out.

[lesbian-in-leather]

butches or femmes?

Okay if I had to choose I guess I'd say femmes but purely because I tend to find longer hair more attractive

In terms of clothing preferences women in dresses look JUST as gorgeous as women in suits I don't know what to tell you

[bunnyboy-juice]

pink hehe

woagh theres a ghost biting me!! spooky!! 👻

(Pink - biting you biting you biting you biting you licking you biting you biting you)

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[scudismystud]

Hello

Hello!

Sorry for the late response!

[keferon]

The flying fuck

[hellsitegenetics]

here come the locusts

what the fuck does this mean

[collophora]

I resurrected my tumblr just to post this

[sirensde4d]

purple scene ★.+*

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

Hey hey hey may 31th anon! How's 2024 going? ☆ヾ(*´▽｀)ﾉ This year I have for you a leaked Sherlock season 5 image. Thinking of you!! And everyone!!

[commandertartarsmoocher]

eggman pisses on the moon but its the nils statue idk

COMMANDER TARTAR'S SUPER LASER PISS

[crimsonamber9999]

I'm sorry but is this a whole ass Amaurotine talking to a human??????

:|| it is!! just for universal heights cause Amaurotine heights kjdksdf imagine a 9 feet stranger talking to you. That is Calypso! canon height its like.... 19.9 feet.

[choccy-milky]

✨ pokémon AU! 🔴✨ clora is mainly fairy & psychic (bc shes sweet but also smart) whereas seb trends towards fire/dark (even tho i only ended up giving him 1 dark pokemon...shhh) i originally gave him a houndour, bc dark + guard dog was such a perfect combo for him, but arcanine ALSO suits him and is way cuter so i had to go with that 🥹 and i had to fit in a raven and a snake pokemon somewhere bc...cmon🥰 BAHAHA

TYSM to the anon who inspired this!! it was so much fun

[eddiesghxst]

eddie throwing his back out giving you everything he has and ofc it hurts like a bitch the next day and he wants you again and again and again

🫶

ITS GIVING OLDER EDDIE HELLO

18+ — MINORS DNI

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the next morning eddie’s making breakfast and he dramatically groans whenever he reaches up to grab something from the cabinets until you finally crack and ask, “what’s wrong, baby?”

he just jokingly glares at you and goes, “you destroyed my back, that’s what’s wrong. the last time i had this much sex was in my twenties, i’m not equipped for this.” he grumbles, reaching back to rub at his lower back.

you roll your eyes, stepping forward to slink your hands around his waist, pressing your body up against his back and kissing the bare skin between his shoulders, “for what it’s worth, even though you’ve got a shitty back, your refractory period makes up for it,” you joke, patting his stomach and kissing his back once again, pressing a smile into his skin when he grunts in response.

“don’t have much of a choice, do i? i’ve got a succubus for a girlfriend.”

you hum, “that’s weird, last i remember it was you asking for one more round, wasn’t it?”

you stretch onto the tips of your toes to rest your chin against his shoulder to peer down at his skilled hands hard at work preparing your meal, and eddie doesn’t bother glancing at you as he responds, “not sure, things start to blur after the third big-O.”

you hum as a teasing smile spreads across his lips, “whatever you say, big guy.” you playfully nip at his shoulder and he hisses, batting you away as you giggle, turning to lean against the counter beside him so you’re facing him, “when you’re done with this, come and i’ll give you a massage for your achey old man back, hm?”

eddie glances away from his task to look at you, “that pretty little mouth of yours is gonna get you in trouble.”

you tilt your head with a sly grin, voice smooth and sultry as you speak, “is that a threat, musnon?”

eddie let’s out an exasperated noise and looks at you with narrowed eyes, “can a man cook in peace, please? or at least without you trying to get in my pants like i’m some harlot,”

you raise your eyebrows and motion down to his crotch, the unmistakable print of his hardening length pressing against the seam of his sweatpants, “seems like he enjoys it.”

eddie playfully shoves you away then, muttering for you to get out of the kitchen and you giggle, yelping when he swats at your behind, “ow! what was that for?” you whine, rubbing at your sore cheek. eddie grins, dicing a few onions and dropping them onto the stove, “for being such a goddamn minx. get out of here before i accidentally set this house on fire.”

and even though his back hurts like hell, he still ends up drilling your shit, but you have to take over midway because eddie’s poor back really might just croak on him and he swears if that happens, you’re paying for his medical bill <3

[spoopy-arcade]

Imagine

If cassie and roxy swap places like a swap au ?

Were cassie is the animatronics wolf

And

Were Roxy / Roxanne is a human?

OK BUT HEAR ME OUT. Bunny Cassie!!