#[Ask And You Shall Receive] Ask Meme

[trashyshrew]

not entirely sure if the below request was directed at me, but i got a notification for it and that's all the justification i needed 😂

[khoracat]

[boy-oneder]

Rammstein Onion Headlines

[bedeliainwonderland]

Bedannibal + text posts

Tag @collapsingchurches

[danganronpa-textposts]

Celesgiri for the first one, Miu for the second one (have Kiibo be in the background pls), and either Nagito or Mikan for the third one.

@technological-tomfoolery is my main, which is where most of these come from.

[nortess]

need more of the healer trio, specifically of clara being a little gremlin

clara being a little gremlin is my favorite thing actually

[blindmagdalena]

Oi oi homelander kill me wife and took me bloody son!

i fink y'mean OMElanduh

[zebracorn-chan]

pretend this is Freddy and give him a present!

[jtl-fics]

not necessarily a request for more but math nerd au beloved<3<3 it's my favorite thing ever fr

There are as many opinions as there are Foxes on what should be done when one stumbles across Neil Josten slumped over stacks of paperwork in the wild.

Some argue for waking Neil up so that he can go sleep not in such a god awful posture though the methods on waking Neil up vary from person to person. These methods range from just shake his shoulder (Allison), call his name (Aaron), to drop something heavy nearby and startle him awake (Seth).

Some argue that waking Neil up at all will only incite him to continue working only the Quarterly budget for his mysterious employer and that it is best to just leave Neil alone. The level of left alone varies from person to person. These levels range from don't touch him at all (Renee), put a blanket over him at least (Matt), bring a white noise machine and turn off the lights (Allison), to trying to sneak a pillow under his head with the blanket over his shoulders (Nicky) and try and adjust him carefully so he doesn't drool on his work (Kevin).

Finally there was Andrew Minyard's method which was that Andrew was the only one who could just pick Neil up and put him to bed. No one knew what it was exactly that had the Striker not wake up when it was Andrew but they did all know he was smug about it (the asshole).

[mewvore]

I came across you via your post about (shortening for readability) "HRT being a last minute option that could be taken near the end of all possible solution to life's most pressing woes" And I tried to understand, but I do not fully, so I try and ask you directly. Sorry if I don't have the proper vocabulary to use the "correct" terms in my questions I thought HRT was... well, something against body dysmorphia in people who felt misplaced in gender-related questions (purposely being vague in order to try and include all intersex etc people) And in that interpretation, for HRT to help in any way, there must have been some... mismatch of sorts. Is the word dysmorphia, dysphoria, dysplasia? Idk. I'm not a scientist, just a confused rando on the internet. Whatever the word, if such a thing were to exist, should it not be possible to pinpoint it and target it specifically, long before you would get to the end of possible solutions? Your phrasing sounds a lot more like someone saying "I have issues. Let's just shotgun a random treatment for a random issue that other people have and hope it works". How and why would it work? Why is HRT the last-ditch attempt that did work?

the most important part about what I said, in regards to that entire twitter post and my explanation, was that it was about me, only me, personally. whether that ended up resonating with people is completely based on their own experiences and interpretations, and it is definitely not universal. none of it was meant to describe the trans experience and HRT in its entirety for everyone

In regards to calling HRT what amounts to as a final effort, I called it that as a way to consolidate years and years of things that happened in my life which lead to that point. a baseball game doesn't get to a 9th inning randomly, and a pokemon battle doesn't get to the last 1v1 immediately. a lot happens to get to those points where a solution eventually presents itself. I apologize but I simply do not wish to lay out EVERYTHING that happened in my life to explain the EXACT reason why transitioning ended up being my personal solution.

for the most part you are correct in what you understand HRT to be and what it addresses, and its something that requires a lot of thought, a lot of discussion with professionals and peers, and its most definitely not something that one picks haphazardly. The brevity I used wasn't due to any lack of care, it was to aid in the nature of internet posting and making clever jokes. I apologize for making it confusing for you

[btheleaf]

Bad sex meme Suzin

[myth-blossom]

"Break me", please!

He missed his chance.

He could run after her. He could confess his feelings to her, apologize to her, tell her that he was a fool for not finding his courage sooner. That the bouquet he brought was full of her favorite flowers, how he grew each plant with such care so that they could be the best possible blooms for her, because the best was what she deserved. 

He could’ve tried anything. 

But he didn’t. 

Instead, he watched her smile at the man who had her arm hooked with his, heard the sweet sound of her laugh at the man’s joke before the familiar music faded away with their stroll. She looked safe, peaceful even.

She was happy. And he would never be selfish enough to jeopardize that.

Prompt Meme

[whatsaboomlakalaka]

TALK TO ME about dating app mattdrai!

i also got an ask from @kairos44 about this one !

this is from a prompt i saw floating around on twitter at some point and i'm not sure exactly where it's going (some fics i plan in more detail, some i vibe as i go) but this is adapted from that initial prompt:

Manage my dating profile I’m seeking a soulmate. But first, I’m seeking Cyrano de Bergerac. Me: a mid-20s guy with a good Hinge profile but a low motor for messaging You: a witty banterer that loves the apps Us: the most unstoppable force on the alberta dating scene You’ll be paid on commission. $200 for a date, $2,000 for a partner, $10,000 for a spouse. To be considered, share evidence of what a charming writer you are.

so this is an idea where leon takes matthew up on this and in the process of flirting with other people for him they fall into each other

i've not got anything cohesive enough in it to post more of a snippet, its just a whole doc of notes and vibes atm ha

[rubistella]

( Sinday ask ) Does Astarion hate it when his partners scream during sex? I imagine it hurts his beautiful pointy ears.

@littlestvrs || unprompted

As an agent of chaos, Astarion does find himself enjoying a bit of spice during the act. Especially when his partner starts getting louder they absolutely shouldn’t be doing that. The danger of getting caught only heightens the thrill of it, adding this edge to the mischief he will often orchestrate.

“I mean, so long as it's moaning we're talking about, and not actually screeching... I honestly could do without the auditory assault.”

[rubyraine-macmillon]

😁 + dallas

send 😁 for a happy text from my muse

ruby: Just left the nursing home from visiting Great Aunt Faye and she wanted you to know she's good!❤️ ruby: She's basically started a group that is the senior citizen version of 'the Plastics' so idk how to feel about that ruby: like this woman literally has written down every way someone has annoyed her since coming here. 🤦‍♀️ ruby: my favorite was 'Earl - breaths too loudly' and the man is on supplemental OXYGEN. she's so unserious

@nomadjones

[blindmagdalena]

When i see that meme: daddy issues make you a people pleaser but mommy issues make you a sociopath, all i think about is Homie 💀💀💀💀