#[]prattle

[husband]

This is all that stupid ass baby hippos fault

[applebottomclaudiajeans]

I can’t believe tumblr is sleeping so hard on Doctor Odyssey.

It’s The Love Boat meets Baywatch. The actors don’t know what genre they’re in. The writers have never had or witnessed a conversation with a human being before. There’s very real potential for a throuple. Joshua Jackson did parkour while performing an appendectomy on his fuckbuddy during a hurricane. Truly THE show of all time.

[internetdruid]

I think tumblr users should play at least one game of 1000 year old vampire

[syr-monthly]

SterekYrRound's Balance Event

Main Event - After Dark Day

Our second story of the day brings us a dark love story that shows us that not all monsters are bad until you take the one they love.

Prompt: "Void Stiles & Feral Derek"

The Writer: @hedwig221b

The Fic: Full and Void

[sterekyrround]

SterekYrRound's Balance Event

Main Event - Prattle (Joy)

This little dragon is damn cute, I can't get enough!

Writer: @randomfanfic-er / @Ace0fSpaids

The Fic: Fuck Around and Find Out (Dragon Edition)

[solargifs]

[hollow-jack]

im drawing ingo and fuckingk gnaig @mina-wit-a-checkmark comes down the goddamn stairs and looks over and all i can think to say is “im being normal” 

is this just how you live when you have tumblr for a brain

[wayfaringminstrel]

I need to stop disappearing but! This time it's for a good reason—on September 2nd a dilute calico was found in the garage. Five weeks old at the time, and needing a lot of wound cleaning and so on.

I'm sill in the process of getting her better. Soon she'll be out of quarantine and my cat, Maple, seems very calm about the whole ordeal. (They've seen one another via pet gate blocking the way and Korra being in one of those travel pens across the room).

Korra's her name.

[applebottomclaudiajeans]

Wait this is so fucking funny because this also happened to me on a JetBlue flight out of JFK.

For background, I used to fly with my cat fairly often because it was cheaper than getting a catsitter. She didn’t like it but ultimately once she was in her carrier she would just pout about it until she fell asleep. It is very uncommon for people to fly with cats and I would always get some pretty serious side-eye at the airport, so I was always a little nervous that something would go wrong.

So this one time we’re about an hour into a redeye and I’m sleeping with my headphones in. All of a sudden the cabin lights come on and the flight attendant says “I’m sorry for the interruption ladies and gentlemen, but there is a cat loose in the cabin.”

I wake up with a start, yell “FUCK!”, and jump out of my seat so hard and fast that my headphones are yanked out of the media console and are hanging by my ears. Again, most people think it is EXTREMELY weird to fly with a cat, so there is no doubt in my sleepy mind that my little tuxedoed monster has weaseled her way out of her carrier and is wreaking havoc on this cross-country flight.

I sprint down the aisle towards the flight attendant on the intercom with my headphone cord swinging wildly from my ears. The flight attendant’s eyes get big. It is only once I reach her that I realize there’s a teenage girl standing next to her in tears saying “he’s gray and white, his name is Sammy!” I stop short and trip because I’ve been running on a moving plane and my body doesn’t know what to do with that. As I’m tripping the startled flight attendant goes “uh, yeah, so if everyone could check under their seat for him, that would be great.” As I faceplant in the aisle I put two and two together and realize that the cat in question is MIA, this girl only noticed he was missing because his carrier was empty.

No one else on this plane understood the thought process behind my outright bizarre attempt at a 100 yard dash, so the walk back to my seat was one of very weird shame.

Once I’m back at my seat I look down at my own cat carrier, which I had neglected to do earlier. In said carrier is my cat with the most distinct “what the fuck is the matter with you?” expression I have ever seen on an animal’s face. As I settle back into my seat I can see that they’ve located Sammy and that the flight attendant is on all fours in the aisle trying to coax him out from under someone else’s seat.

Anyway, flight attendants are the most patient people on the planet and I always just get a catsitter now.

[husband]

Absolute favorite tiktok ever

[applebottomclaudiajeans]

Queer student who regularly dunks on me: Miss, the other day my mom said that Rachel Maddow is hot and that if she wasn't straight she'd have a crush on her. But like, isn't that a pretty gay thing to say? That's not a normal girl crush. Me, a teacher in May who Just Doesn't Care Anymore: Yeah no that's a pretty gay crush to have. Like, I have a crush on Rachel Maddow. Student: I mean, I could have guessed that. Look at you. Me: *fights back the urge to say "if you don't leave my classroom this second I'm gonna have to fuck your gay mom" because I'm the grown-up in this situation*

[tigirl-and-co]

I don't have anything to add. This is ART

[applebottomclaudiajeans]

It’s so funny to me that this is now A Thing because my entire life my mom has been terrible with remembering actor names but has tried to support my hyperfixations, so she’s always called my people my “friends.”

Like she’ll call me and say “I saw that new movie with your friend in it! The tall one!” and I’ll have to cycle through my “friends” and go “…Allison Janney? My *friend*, six-time Emmy Award winner Allison Janney?”

being so fucking annoying about a subject on a regular basis that people associate it enough with you to call someone within it “your guy” is so funny. yeah that man is the lead singer of an acclaimed band but he is also My Guy, i guess. that’s true

[syr-monthly]

SterekYrRound's Balance Event

Main Event - After Dark Day

Our third story brings us a different view of sterek. Much more toxic, many trigger warnings but very well worth it!

Prompt: "Toxic & Unhinged Sterek"

The Writer: @arver7

The Fic: Con los ojos cerrados - with eyes wide shut

[hollow-jack]

me: * makes the most fucked up oc with 14 mental disorders and trauma who desperately needs therapy * me: oh yeah that’s my oc scorple mcblorboson. he is not allowed to be happy

[nilsford-prattle]

“You’re alive…!”