#gay gen z-ers are some of the most terrifying folks on the planet

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Queer student who regularly dunks on me: Miss, the other day my mom said that Rachel Maddow is hot and that if she wasn't straight she'd have a crush on her. But like, isn't that a pretty gay thing to say? That's not a normal girl crush. Me, a teacher in May who Just Doesn't Care Anymore: Yeah no that's a pretty gay crush to have. Like, I have a crush on Rachel Maddow. Student: I mean, I could have guessed that. Look at you. Me: *fights back the urge to say "if you don't leave my classroom this second I'm gonna have to fuck your gay mom" because I'm the grown-up in this situation*