#[[swiggity swag I'm bACK]]

[omniishambles]

Slowly making an effort to catch up here. So slowly that I really can't make any promises to anything but bear with me and I'll do what I can!

[maykr]

And 4. Who was written while taking every drug known to mankind at the same time.

Disarm bomb. Become president. Look. Aliens! Aliens that like classical music. Fucking steel port again. There is no escape. Lot of repetitive activities. Gat is back (thank u jesus). You become the ruler of the universe. The end. ( I will ignore gat out of hell until the day I'm put into the cold cold ground)

How the fuck. You go from swiggity swag gangster to whatever this is? Volition why you gotta be such a hater?

[longtimenospooning-luci]

Azalea's, Camelia's and Rhododendron's Masterlist

Summary: Life always seemed to throw bullshit your way. A bullshit childhood, a bullshit family with the exception of your older brother, a bullshit bodyguard team because of aforementioned older brother... To say you were tired of it would be an understatement. You just wanted to bask in your self-made richness as a bestselling author, all by yourself being the key point, and pretend you're not doing it to avoid your trauma. But now you have to deal with seven incredibly hot, stubborn and frustrating men forcibly barging into your life against both of your wishes and ruining your peaceful silence. So, if they were going to be hardheads, you'll be one right back.

Pairing: Bts x reader, featuring older brother Bang Chan and a dickhead ex to be revealed later on.

Warnings: Mentions of abuse, manipulation, gaslighting, mental hospitals, jail?, infidelity, police investigations and trials that are not swiggity swag for the reader, OC's mom is a total biotch, the boys are kinda assholes in the beginning. These will be specified per chapter, let me know if I missed anything.

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Prologue

- "I've got a bad feeling about this."

Chapter One

- "I don't do people, they're not my thing."

Chapter Two

- "Get your perky ass up and out of that chair you're going out to lunch today bitch!"

Chapter Three

- "Ya'll know that one Elmo meme where he's just standing there in a pit of fire with his arms out and the :] face?"

Chapter Four

- "Did you enjoy the knowledge that someone rich and pompous like me has a shitty past?"

Chapter Five

- “I want you two to walk in and tell me what you see.”

Chapter Six

- "I'm not gonna lie, that's some spy-type shit and I used to work at the NIS."

[la-hannya]

Somebody shared a spanish translation of the HnY manga online so I'm going to read this shit for fun 😂 cause of the sinners calling it non-canon. Gonna read this slowly though to see completely why they hating lol. Here's my reactions to everything.

Hmm interesting he gave Sesshomaru his manga colors here 🤔

Even disguised as a human—Kirinmaru makes me sweat 😅🤤. Other than Moroha. He's the only other thing I'll accept from this. He's actually interesting.

Towa's magenta hair stripe is missing. Ok? I wonder why.

Sota got his emotions back is no longer deadpan. He loves his daughters super a lot. The fucks he gives are all back.

All the girls in Towa's school have a crush on her but at the same time fear her because of her gaze (her serious gaze and reddish eyes).

Sota and the family give a fuck about Kagome again and miss Inuyasha 10/10. SEE SUNRISE IT ISN'T SO HARD TO PUT THIS IN THE BLOODY ANIME YOU FUCKING DONKEYS

AAAAH YEAH GAY TOWA HAS AWAKENED

I like how this mini "Kikujūmonji" Towa's sword doesn't seem to be fake. Grandpa Higurashi gives it to Towa when she wants to use it from the shrine.

Sota also doesn't seem to force Towa to hide her powers on the contrary he's there with Mei excited with cameras ready to record Towa while she confronts the demon in disguise. What great dad. So supportive. ❤️

Omg the whole Higurashi family is here now for support. Reminds of that episode of Sota with his crush.

I spoke too soon about the mini katana/tanto it broke as well but not like cheap ass metal lol

The hair stripe is back. Towa has fully awakened her powers.

I don't how Sunrise... CAN LOOK AT US AND SAY "YEAH SETSUNA IS TOTALLY A RESULT OF REDACTED" ESPECIALLY WHEN EVEN IN THE HNY MANGA SHE LOOKS LIKE KIKYO THERE BUT OK THEN SICKOS OK... ⬆️ Glad I stop giving a shit

Oh wait Setsuna gives her the real sword now.

No more blue quincy lightsaber Towa infuses the sword with her energy. SOMETHING THAT MAKES COMPLETE SENSE LIKE IN THE OG

Towa doesn't remember Moroha or Setsuna at all

Ok Setsuna and Moroha met the Tree of ages before all this.

Tree of Ages goes YEET with Mistress 3 eyes and Towa

SWIGGITY SWAG 3 eyes coming onto Towa faster than the speed of fucking light

Tsundere Setsuna to the rescueeeee

Not gonna lie I tried to hold it but this made me laugh HARD to the point of coughing ⬇️ WHEEZE

Sota gave Moroha this military backpack to pass over there WTF 😂😂😂

Can I say again how great Sota is here? He had that shit ready for if Towa ever got a chance to go back.

And the end for ch#1

Hate to admit it but motherfucking Shiina really did better in 60+ pages than Shitrise in one season 1. I dunno whether to laugh or cry ☠️☠️☠️

Edit: forgot the link.

[heterophobicleia]

i'm going to singlehandedly bring back the swiggity swag meme

[renegadecut]

Is there an episode of word funk in which you talk about the third season and finale of Hannibal? Because I finally watched this series and I'm so thirsty for content on it. I've already gone back and listened to episode 11 "Swiggity Swag the nightmare stag" again, but that came out before the third season of course.

I don’t remember. I’m sorry, but there have been 150+ episodes over the span of about three years. Also, none of the episodes are planned ahead of time.

[sunnysidewrites]

HI!!! it's been so long I'm sorry babes! BUT HAVE YOU SEEN VICTON'S UNBELIEVABLE???? DID YOU SEE SEUNGWOO WITH DARK HAIR!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I SAW IT! AND BITCH DID YOU SEE MY MAN MY LOVE MY EVERYTHING HEO TO THE CHAN WITH HIS SILVER HAIR??? Wow a stunner. AND SUBIN!!! This BABY WITH HIS ORANGE/PINK HAIR!!! He needs to be swaddled?? A whole baby????? Sorry they just???? Wow I'm ???😦(sorry I had to just fangirl??? Wow I just finished watching it lol) -Hoe for Chan Anon ♥️

I’m not done lol. AND FRIKKING SEJUN (I’m sorry sejun stans but…) he looks like back in the day when they wore powdered wigs. Like pls blond is a good look just??? Not wit a middle part and curled that way??? That scene where they’re like 7 Sejuns 👀 it’s like a tea party or smth. When it’s straight and in a cap 👌🏽 blond sejun is a good sejun. And that one scene when seungwoo is climbing that ladder. I bet you were CHOKING his JAWLINE BISH that glaze that EYE CONTACT woah -hoe for chan ♥️

I’m still not done I’m so sorry. BUT DOES DO HANSE THE SWIGGITY SWAG MASTER HAVE A FUCKIN MULLET WHO DID THAT WHO SAID THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA??? And the little scene at the end when they were in the truck. Like??? BABY SUBIN HAD LITTLE EARS OR BUNS IDK WHAT BUT IT WAS SO CUTE 🤧🤧🤧. Also I get that video is trippy or whatever but what type ghost do I have to fight??? Who’s hitting my babe??? My man ??? Wit them basketballs???? It’s probs him but??? Square tf up) - hoe for chan ♥️

anyways seungsik holding the heart balloons made my heart stop. he has the sweetest smile in the world i love him??? And byungchan’s forehead gives me life 👌🏽 And THE UMBRELLA SCENE ?? WOW VICTON IS JUST 7 BOYS WAITING TO BE OUR BFS WOW! Ok I’m done sorry for blowing up your asks lmao -hoe for chan ♥️

IM LAUGHING THIS WAS SO LONG OMG BUT IM HAPPY THAT YOU’RE BACK!!!!!! AAA I MISSED YOU SO MUCH MY HOE FOR CHAN ANON

[omniishambles]

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SCOTTY!! Thank you so much 😭 of course you're one of my favourite blogs too and such a wonderful writing partner. I love exploring the darker sides of our muses together and you're a joy to chat with always!

[omniishambles]

I'm struggling to keep on top of drafts atm so I'm going to let the queue run for today then switch it right down to give me a breather. I won't be able to write at all over the weekend and I'm not feeling well enough to tackle a lot, so temporarily hitting the brakes until I can do more is what I gotta do. You're still welcome to plot with me for when I'm caught up though ✌

[omniishambles]

The curse of 27 except that it’s the number of drafts I always have instead of the age I died.

[omniishambles]

2020 lockdown: spend all my money on clothes for a scrap of serotonin

2021 lockdown: spend all my money on art supplies for a scrap of serotonin

[omniishambles]

PLOTTING CALL! : Newbie Edition

If we're mutuals who haven't interacted much (or at all), please like this post and I'll slide into your IMs to start plotting.

Peeps who I write with on the regular are always welcome to come at me anytime, whether you want to plot or just discuss ooc stuff ❤

But I'd really like to get some things started with those who I haven't spoken to properly yet so? Y'know, here's your opportunity!

[omniishambles]

 My drafts are now in the 40′s again. I know I shouldn’t stress over it because this isn’t work, but alas, I can’t switch that part of my brain off. I know everybody is generally cool with slowness but bear with me while I try to catch up again!

[omniishambles]

 Every ‘I say’ and ‘good lord’ that falls out of Hastings mouth adds ten years to my life.

[omniishambles]

 Listen, I will be tackling some drafts today, they’re hovering steadily around the 30 mark at the moment. But I visited my friends island in Animal Crossing this morning and it was so staggeringly beautiful that I must immediately tear my own island apart, so....I’ll probably be bouncing between here and there!

[longtimenospooning-luci]

Azalea's, Camelia's and Rhododendron's: Prologue

Summary: Life always seemed to throw bullshit your way. A bullshit childhood, a bullshit family with the exception of your older brother, a bullshit bodyguard team because of aforementioned older brother... To say you were tired of it would be an understatement. You just wanted to bask in your self-made richness as a bestselling author, all by yourself being the key point, and pretend you're not doing it to avoid your trauma. But now you have to deal with seven incredibly hot, stubborn and frustrating men forcibly barging into your life against both of your wishes and ruining your peaceful silence. So, if they were going to be hardheads, you'll be one right back.

Pairing: Bts x reader, featuring older brother Bang Chan and a dickhead ex to be revealed later on.

Warnings: Mentions of abuse, manipulation, gaslighting, mental hospitals, jail?, infidelity, police investigations and trials that are not swiggity swag for the reader, OC's mom is a total biotch, the boys are kinda assholes in the beginning. These will be specified per chapter, let me know if I missed anything.

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Thank you to @hollyhomburg and @honeyblossom112-2 for reading this for me and giving me the courage to post it.

The boys walked into the lavish waiting room outside of the ceo's office, guided by the receptionist from the front desk on the first floor. A man with blond hair sits at the secretary's desk, getting up to welcome them. Namjoon mentally notes that the man has lots of freckles and a slight accent to his korean.

"Welcome SKZ gaming, I'm Lee Felix the executive secretary. Mr. Bang is in a conference call right now and will be with you as soon as possible." Felix says with a bow to them.

Yoongi speaks up then "How long do you think the wait will be?" apparent to his brothers trained ears the faux politeness in his voice. Yoongi hates impunctuality and a world class ceo doesn't escape the scrutiny of his standards.

Felix chimes back happily that it shouldn't be more than a few minutes. The call wasn't scheduled and the man in question never lets those kinds of disturbances to his schedule last more than ten minutes.

Yoongi gives a content nod, and Namjoon internally gives a sigh of relief that he won't have to deal with a grumpy Yoongi today.

Just then a beep sounds at the desk and Felix presses the intercom to open the channel. "Yes, Mr. Bang"

"Is the team from Hybe here yet?" A man's voice sounds through the system.

"Yes, Mr. Bang. Would you like for me to send them in?"

"Yes, Felix. Thank you." The channel cuts off and Felix looks up at the men before him with a smile.

"Mr. Bang is ready to see you now." He says as he steps from a behind the desk. Walking to the large double doors designed to look like fortress gates, Felix opens one and gestures for the men to step inside, bowing his head as they walk past into the room.

The boys take in the expansive office with practiced eyes, their profession always leaving them cautious in new environments. A young man sits at a modern crescent shaped desk made of glass. Papers and files in neat stacks and a computer on the left side, a modern plaque in the center reads 'CEO Bang Chan | Chris Bang'. The back wall behind it made of floor to ceiling windows, giving an unparalleled view of Seoul's business district. Namjoon notes a 3D model of a game map atop a pedestal in the room, along with a whiteboard, and a light table to the left outside of the circle of couches in the center of the office. To the right he's almost not surprised to see an Air Hockey table, this is a game development company after all, and they tend to have less formal spaces to encourage creativity.

"Welcome, please take a seat" the man says as he pushes back from his desk, walking to the sitting circle.

The boys line up like second nature, bowing together to the man and introduce themselves. "Thank you for reaching out to us Mr. Bang, we'll do our best to satisfy your requirements." Namjoon says with natural confidence.

Mr. Bang gives a smile in return, gesturing for them to sit as he takes his own in the plush chair at the head of the couch circle.

"Your manager Sejin sent the signed copies of the NDA's back to me earlier, thank you for your understanding on the... delicacy of this situation" he begins "The files you requested are there" nodding to the seven folders lying in a neat stack on the coffee table in the center of the circle.

"Of course, sir. We handle our clients with the utmost professionalism." The boys each grab a file and open them, but where they expect to find the ceo's picture, they see you instead.

"Forgive me, sir. But we were under the impression you would be our client" Jin pipes up in confusion.

"Please just call me Chan, I don't do well with formality. And you are partially correct, I am the one hiring you, but my younger sister will be the one you are protecting."

Jungkook almost can't hold himself back from an eyeroll at this new information. Chaebol heiresses are his least favorite clients to work with, and just thinking about dealing with a whiny spoiled party girl makes him shudder.

The seven of them give each other wary glances, with how long they've known each other words aren't necessary to communicate their thoughts. And they all seem to say "I've got a bad feeling about this."

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