#[[ that's Blitzo for you xD ]]
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anthurak · 1 month ago
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Hey, so did anyone else notice that Blitzo and Stolas DIDN'T actually end up resolving any of the true underlying ISSUES that wound up destroying their relationship this episode?
As in, yes Stolas saved Blitzo's life and Blitzo took Stolas in, but did they actually communicate or discuss or even just TALK?
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No? All we got was Stolas barging in, taking the fall for Blitzo without any input from him followed by Blitzo taking Stolas likewise without any input?
Uh, yeah. Stolitz shippers? I wouldn't rest easy if I were you.
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We still got one episode left for these two massively dysfunctional dramatic gay idiots to fuck this up all over again XD
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hh-and-hb-fan · 1 year ago
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Ayo Stolas!
Blitzø smash or pass?
Hmmm... I think-
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How could I say pass to blitzy?
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countlessrealities · 2 years ago
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Weirdly specific but helpful character building questions || Accepting !
@lankybirdy sent: 4 for Blitzo
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{ 4. What’s a hobby they used to have that they miss? }
A thought instantly touches his mind at the question, causing his expression to darken, but he chases it away just as quickly and he raises his chin, in a show of smug confidence. The sort of acts he has perfected during the years to hide what he's truly feeling and thinking.
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"Not many people know this, but one of the gigs I took up before founding I.M.P. was acting in musicals. Mostly comedies, but I tried all the sort of roles," he starts, openly boasting. "I was a great singer, but people still weren't ready for my kind of performances, just as they could never understand my jokes when I was still trying to be a performer."
He shrugged nonchalantly. "I don't miss the stage that much, but at times I wish I could show off that talent of mine too. And that's why I've been trying to drag Millie and Moxxie to karaoke, but somehow they are always busy whenever I ask."
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[[ I mean, he's not lying, but that's one hobby he had and somehow misses (even if maybe it's better this way because he isn't as good as singing as he thinks xD). The hobby that would be the true answer to the question is something he used to do when he was still a kid and worked at his father's circus.
[[ When Fizzarolli wasn't available to play pretend with him, Blitzo created adventures on his own and, with time, he also started to write them down, unknown to everybody. He mostly used loose leaf papers that then he stashed away in his secret hiding spot, so his father wouldn't find them. Cash has never approved of any of his creative interest, because he saw them as yet another distraction that prevented Blitzo from focusing on his performances. If he had found his son's written tales he would have destroyed them and punished him for "wasting his time on that bullshit".
[[ After leaving his Dad's circus, Blitzo got busier and busier with trying to navigate adult life and getting his own money, and this led him to slowly abandon his writing. What truly led him to stopped writing at all, however, was a failed attempt at publishing a book of short stories under a pseudonym. The critiques he received were so harsh and mocking that he decided not to write a line ever again. He didn't need yet another thing that could trash his already low self-esteem.
[[ From time to time, he still thinks about his old childhood hobby, with a mixture of bitterness and longing. He misses it as he missed plenty of things from his past, but in this case too he's adamant on not going back to it. ]]
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brokendreamscreation-moved · 7 months ago
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Send "Slap!" to slap my muses ass.
"Slap!" [From Blitz @helluva-hazbins while Lucid is disguised as a sinner]
The yelp that emitted from Lucid was far louder than most, especially for a supposed “imcubus”. One might have expected a “Hey!” or even a moan, but nope. This oddball in disguise just straight up hollered in the lust club, the loud beat barely covering over his shout.
Spinning around, the slicked back black haired imcubus pouted, brow furrowed as he spotted the ass whackin assailant. “Excuse you! What was that for? I didn’t even do anything?” People get spanked when they’ve been naughty, right? Had he done something to upset or offend this imp?
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alastors-radioshow · 2 years ago
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Who knows Alastor best?
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“Why, at least you managed to get 50% of the answers correct, my good imp~”
@bossblitzy​​
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petitprincess1 · 21 days ago
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Did you know owls can sense when other animals are pregnant?
Oh.....
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Oh no XD
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That actually makes so much more sense than him being shocked by some rough-housing. We know he and Blitzo have done worse x3
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chiibinomonodamon · 9 months ago
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WHO WANTS TO HEAR ME RAMBLE ABOUT GAY FURRY DEMON SEX? XD
(damn, there's a sentence I never thought I'd say....)
Okay...so I see some Stolitz confusion and bashing online and I need to type up a defense here because I won't be able to sleep otherwise lol
I consider myself to be a Ship Critic and someone who takes shipping rather seriously.
What I mean by this is, I like to analyze and break down romantic relationships between fictional characters because it's just interesting to write for me. I especially take delight in friendly debating with opinions that I strongly do *not* agree with.
Let me start off by saying I am NOT a "this ship is awesome because gay furry sex lol" type of girl.
FAR from it. I'm generally more passionate about hetero ships between human characters (because I can relate to them more) among other reasons. So if you wanna dismiss my defense as "shallow fangirlism", you can forget about that lame excuse.
I fell in love with Hazbin Hotel when it was finally released in February and suffered waiting for each new two-parts per week. During that time, I decided to watch Helluva Boss as well, after a friend showed me a particularly soul-crushing clip (Moxxie's childhood trauma about his mother).
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Yes, I like funny sex jokes as much as the next goofy adult but scenes like this, scenes that carry a very heavy emotional weight are what really get me in the end, even moreso when VERY little dialogue is exchanged. I knew I had to watch the entire episode run after seeing that the creators had a talent for this.
I saw people asking:
"How did Stolas go from using Blitz as a sex toy to being painfully in love with him?"
Oh I can tell you. I can tell you the EXACT moment this is revealed. But it's not spoon-fed to you; it's quite subtle actually and this is why lots of people miss it.
See, one of the strongest talents Vivenne has shown me is that she REALLY knows how to get her characters to communicate their feelings to the viewers JUST from their expressions and body language. These can be 'blink-and-miss-it' teeny little scenes and it may require a couple rewatches.
But since people demand time stamps for all information others post here, I'll rewatch a few scenes from S1 E7 'Ozzie's' as I'm typing this.
'Ozzie's' remains to be not just my favorite episode of HB...but probably my favorite episode of any adult-targeted animated show outside of Japan (aside from S2 E7's Mid-Season Special)
It has this huge reveal for both Blitzo and Stolas.
We'll first address Blitzo's irrational, stalkerish behavior of Moxxie and Millie.
He's obsessed with them. He finds both of them very attractive, fantasizes about threesomes with them and is constantly inserting himself into their personal lives.
Why?
Because they have everything that he badly badly wants for himself.
They have the perfect marriage and he is trying to live THROUGH them.
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This was hilarious to me at the beginnning of the show but it's slowly revealed that it's one of the most tragic and depressing things I've ever seen. And it's scarily realistic too.
But you know this already so let's move on...
Blitzo follows the couple to Ozzie's but he can't get in without a date. So he calls up Stolas and yes, this is very low but he doesn't realize how much this means to Stolas (hell, I'm not sure even Stolas realizes it himself!) but the owl man is giddy with joy, he rushes over and they enter Ozzie's.
When Ozzie and Fizz mock Moxxie for being so sappy towards his wife, this strikes a chord with Blitzo (because they're his IDEAL relationship) and he speaks up to defend them.
NOW PAY CLOSE ATTENTION; THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PART:
Fizz, still holding onto his past grudge turns on Blitzo to humilate him:
"Some nerve you got commenting on a relationship"
Time Stamp: 11:37
As Fizz says "-ship", Blitzo VERY QUICKLY makes eye contact with Stolas who has a look of panic on his face. Blitzo is seeking VALIDATION from Stolas in this sharp, subtle second of screentime, as if to ask
"Well, ARE we in one?"
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And then what happens next...Stolas remains silent, Blitzo's ex joins in to announce how selfish Blitzo was in bed with her, tearing him down further. Stolas stands up like he's going to put a stop to it but then Ozzie notices him and interrogates him about sleeping with Blitzo.
Blitzo looks incredibly ashamed and guilty as Stolas blushes with similar feelings...and hides his face behind his menu; HIS BIGGEST MISTAKE IN THE SERIES SO FAR.
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Time Stamp: 12:24
The look on Blitzo's face as he grits his teeth and darts his eyes away basically says
"Yeah, I should have known...boy am I an idiot for trusting him to stand up for me".
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(look how SHOCKED he is...wow, this hurts fr ;_;)
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This is a silent betrayal on Stolas's part. Afterall, his reputation is on the line, so if he were to defend Blitzo, it confirms they are in fact, dating. He chose his pride over Blitzo and Blitzo is crushed by this betrayal.
Moxxie finishes his song and kisses his wife tenderly. Stolas watches this and also wants to have an affectionate moment with Blitzo (who is rightfully glaring daggers at him) and tries to reach for his hand.
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Blitzo rejects his touch and suggests they leave. As they do, Blitzo still looks furious and hurt. Stolas is now realizing how badly he screwed up with a "What have I done?" face (13:41)
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He even looks disappointed with himself.
After Blitzo drops Stolas off, he thanks him and tries to smooth over the awkwardness with sweet talk but Blitzo just rolls his eyes in disgust and pulls on his face like "I don't want to hear this bullshit".
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He responds coldly and curtly, "Yeah." Stolas makes more suggestions to spend time with him, which just makes him even angrier and he snaps
"I'm not fucking you tonight, okay!
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I'm really just..." (14:28)
he pauses to wipe a tear because at this point he can barely hold it together (top notch voice acting and animation directing btw)
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"...not in the mood, Stolas."
Stolas still tries to talk him into doing couple things unrelated to sex.
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Blitzo's face switches back to anger and frustration because Stolas isn't getting the message so he goes for the blunt tactic;
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"Stolas, don't act like what we have is anything but YOU wanting ME to fuck you, okay?"
(14:42)
"You make that really clear all the time."
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(again his voice sounds like he's about to break down)
"But I-I just can't do it tonight, okay?"
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(Finally meets his eye)
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"...I'm sorry."
I believe this is code for "I'm sorry we're even in this situation and how your reputation got damaged. " Or, more painfully, "I'm sorry I'm such an embarrassment to you".
Stolas replies "Okay" and takes a deep breath to compose himself. They say goodnight and depart.
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An important note here is that Stolas calls him "Blitzo" instead of "Blitzy" to show more respect.
As Blitzo zooms away coldly, Stolas looks up at the sky with tears in his eyes, surprised at how much it hurts.
He then sits down with his head in his hands in anguish...because he's getting that
"Oh...no. These feelings are real" epiphany.
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And as if this wasn't enough angst, Blitzo collapses onto his couch at home, goes through the memories on his phone and starts sobbing.
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I'm going to be real with you; this is the most heart-breaking shit I have ever seen in an adult show of this type. It's also the first time a show of this type got me to cry.
The last six minutes have revealed so much information without spoonfeeding it to the audience because the show RESPECTS its audience.
To recap:
*Blitzo takes Stolas on a first official date to use him
*Stolas is extremely happy about it
*Blitzo gets humilated and looks to Stolas for validation
*Stolas betrays him and breaks his heart
*Blitzo snaps that their relationship is nothing more than lust-driven sex
*Stolas realizes he's actually in love with Blitzo and it's a huge problem because (he believes) that it's unrequited.
*Blitzo breaks down because the ONE person whom he thought would protect him didn't do so.
So these two are convinced that neither one loves the other...while the irony is, it's quite the opposite.
Because if Blitzo REALLY didn't feel anything towards Stolas, he would not have gotten this emotional.
Yes, they are both lonely...but I really don't think that's all there is between them.
So..........we know WHEN they started falling...now the question is why;
I think the answer's quite simple; single-target affection.
It was mentioned in S2 that Stolas and Stella did sleep together ONE TIME...but Stolas didn't enjoy it at all. He is stuck with a wife who hates him so much that she put a HIT on him...and a daughter who thinks he's a loser. Blitzo is pretty much the one person in his life who is able to make him happy. That one small, bright spot. He enjoys the sex with him but he also simply enjoys his company, as shown in Ozzie's episode. He is thrilled to simply talk to him about his day...and do anything else that couples do. They're complete opposites. Stolas is an intellectual but naive and sheltered. Blitzo is poorly educated but cynical and street-smart. Opposites attract...though this is likely more from Stolas's POV than Blitzo's.
In other words, Stolas is into bad boys xD lmao
In Blitzo's case, Stolas is the only character who shows him physical affection which he desperately craves. He's pretty tsundere about it most of the time...but I think he actually does enjoy that attention...especially when he's always getting disrespected by Moxxie and Loona..and quite a lot of people around him. BUT he's too scared to get serious with anyone because of past trauma and he also believes that no one could possibly love him as a person. :(
Reasons I Think This Love is Real
Aside from what I pointed out in the Ozzie's episode...there's quite a lot of evidence, esp from Stolas's POV.
After he realizes he's in love, he goes to Asomodeous for an ALTERNATIVE method for Blitzo to use so they will no longer sleep together. He wants to set Blitzo free. Which means he DOES truly love him because love is about being generous to the other person. He COULD be totally selfish about it but he isn't.
Asomodeous mentions how against love potions he is and Stolas agrees. He thinks that's out of the question.
'Look My Way' music video. Lol I don't have to say anything more.
In S2 E6 OOPS
This exchange at 16:57
Fizz: Seems your taste has gotten more 'regal', lately?
Blitz: Yeah, well unlike you, I fuck who I want WHEN I want. I'm not gonna be tied down to some big blue-blood asshole.
Fizz: You coulda fooled me the way Prince was cozying up to you at Ozzie's.
Blitz (gets very defensive) HEY! Stolas only cares about have a rugged peasant raw-dog him into his mattress, okay!
It's nothing...(gets hesistant and looks away)...you know...
(Fizz gives him a 'bitch please' look xD)
"it's nothing else."
Fizz: Then why were you even there?
Blitz: OTHER very important reasons of course.
Fizz: Whatever. I don't actually care.
Blitz: Stolas is just a loud, thirsty BITCH!
(Fizz is rolling his eyes again)
Blitz: He loves feeling the thrill of getting dicked by the lower class.
It's a novelty to him.
Fizz: LITERALLY just said I don't care!
Blitz: And then he'll call me and try to see how my day was!
And he'll pretend to care about me and comment on my photos laugh at my jokes...
Fizz: (Smirking) OH! That's definitely your clue right there that it's all bullshit!
Blitz: I KNOW, RIGHT??
Fizz: (Making a 'What in idiot' expression, shaking his head)
Blitz: HE'S JUST A FAKE, PRIVELEDGED ASSHOLE...
Fizz: Sounds like you just hate him for being a prince!
No one (laughs) and I mean NO ONE pretends to care that much just for a cheap lay.
All right. IF ANYONE knows what real love is like, it's Fizzaroli...who is in a very HEALTHY relationship with Asomodeous. He recognizes the signs because he's IN that place. He sees it...and he's annoyed that Blitzo keeps denying it and brushing it off...yet clearly can NOT stop talking about Stolas (amusing irony)
To sum up (this freaking essay lol) 'Stolitz' ABSOLUTELY has the potential to be pure and true...these two just need to communicate...or Stolas has to PROVE to Blitzo that he's serious about his feelings in another way.
There is no doubt that this ship is 100% endgame and is a case of the 'Earn Your Happy Ending' Trope. I look forward to the rest of the journey. Ron is putting my feelings about Stolitz in a perfect phrase:
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drama-glob · 1 year ago
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SPOILERS FOR "OOPS"
OMG TO ALL THE FLUFF WE GOT IN THIS EPISODE!!! <3<3<3 Literally squealed at how adorable Fizz and Ozzie are (which I already knew ;) ) and the fact that Fizz can't cook. ^_^<3<3<3 I also find it funny that they really weren't doing a good job at keeping their relationship under-wraps and how Fizz himself was not being low-key. XD I do love all his little fly dogs and the fact that one is in a wheelchair is absolutely adorable because he really does care about them as we see. ^_^ <3<3<3
Of course fate would bring Blitzo and Fizz's paths to cross, although I'm still surprised that we got Striker in this episode because I had heard about Crimson's men since it was in Greed after all, but dang, he must be trying to get business outside of royals since the last one didn't pan out. :/ I had a feeling that if it wasn't a hit put out on Fizz, then he'd be ransomed, so it just broke my heart at seeing how distressed he was at almost every turn; at least with talking with Blitzo it served as a distraction for him. It's still awful that he and Blitzo got kidnapped and in a way proved part of the reason for Fizz and Ozzie trying to keep their relationship secret (which admittedly didn't seem too well based on what Crimson said >_< ).
I do love that Blitzo obviously does have feelings for Stolas, and Fizz made some pretty good points about not all royal demons being the same as well as acting superior to others does cast you as snobby rich jerks; I know Fizz's been treated so well by Ozzie for over a decade, but he still came from humble beginnings and probably dealt with the same racist stuff other imps faced. :/
It was nice to see Stolas and Ozzie interact, even if it mainly was to go over the ransom demands, but I love that Stolas was empathetic and helpful in Ozzie's time of need even though Ozzie was withholding the crystal because of Fizz's hatred for Blitzo; I do hope Blitzo and Stolas will have their talk in the "Full Moon Ritual" episode because there is still so much he doesn't know about Blitzo's past. ;_;
I'm so glad that we got the confirmation that Blitzo caused the fire that cost Fizz his limbs and horns, but also the fact that he also lost his mom in the same fire...and it was all an ACCIDENT?! It was truly heartbreaking even if we were fed plenty of clues as to that being the reason why. ;_; It does figure that from there it was a whole misunderstanding that tore Blitzo and Fizz's friendship apart and I wonder who this "They" are that lied and said that Blitzo didn't come and Fizz didn't want to see Blitzo. Maybe Mammon's men if he was pick up by the Deadly Sin at that point? I do wonder why the fire was green while the sky was red like they were still in Pride. Hmmm. More to the mystery perhaps. ;) I'm guessing we'll see how Ozzie and Fizz met in the next episode. So excited!!! ^_^<3<3<3
Fizz's song was definitely VERY distracting and yes, I will look at this. O_O XD It is funny that none of the men seemed to catch on to their plan. XD
It was so beautiful and heartwarming that Blitzo and Fizz hugged and it seems to me like they're making their way back as friends, if they aren't there already. ;) I don't blame Fizz for being mad that he got blown up again, but like Blitzo said, at least he stayed around this time. ;) ^_^ <3<3<3 I'm still worried about Striker coming back though. O_O He just keeps getting more and more unhinged with each loss. >_<
When Ozzie and Fizz reunited those, I went "AWWWW" so hard and I love the way Ozzie said "Fizzy!" ^_^<3<3<3 It was really sweet though that Fizz told Ozzie to give Stolas the crystal for Blitzo as he DEFINITELY earned it today for saving Fizz's life. I wonder if Blitzo will tell Stolas? :/ Either way, seeing the amount of care the Ozzie gave Fizz and didn't blame him for anything that happened and just wanted him to take it easy, seriously kept melting my heart over and over. ^_^<3<3<3 They're so cute together and deserve all the happiness! ^_^<3<3<3
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helluvatired · 7 months ago
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some details i noticed in the new episode
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but of course blitzo likes horse memes xD I'm sure this is the equivalent of the homophobic dog meme
the messages that blitzo would send to stolas but deleted:
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"im sorry for the shitty things i said"
i'm sorry for last night"
aw josh and ace are on a date again!
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robo fizz is still alive, big "i always come back" vibes
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drag blitz!
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some drawings that blitz made on the apology card
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irl blitzo plush xD love this type of gag
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the rest of the verosika crew is at the party! (except kat, i don't know if he's really not in this ep or i couldn't find him)
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coco and apple are dressed up as harley quinn and poison ivy! 🥺
apparently his name is "better than blitzo" guy lol
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wally! good to see you again my man
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and he's selling official merch
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bluebanana-art · 7 months ago
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With this drawing I'm participating in @zero_lawliet 's challenge for his 30k (I'll put the link to her post on X at the end). Just redo her drawing as you want, but the deadline was today (tomorrow she'll announce the winner) so if anyone wants to participate, maybe you can do something last minute, there are many of his gadgets as prizes. 🥰🥰
I'm happy that I can finally draw Stolas and Blitzo without copying another design but I'm still not satisfied because they come out very crooked. Blitzo for example, I wanted to make him 3/4 from the back, but in the end he came out with the torso 3/4 while the head and legs are from the side... And the horns are too low! On the other hand I remembered to draw the tails, both of Blitzo and Stolas, which I usually always forget to do, it's satisfying!! XD
Reblog if you want, thx!! :3
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anthurak · 7 months ago
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Okay so rewatching The Full Moon with the context of Apology Tour made me realize something VERY interesting about how Stolitz could actually be different from all the other relationships Blitzo has been in and burned down.
Consider what we hear from Verosika in Apology Tour: that she told Blitzo that she loved him, and this confession was what prompted Blitzo to completely nuke their relationship, to 'send a message in the shittiest way possible' as Versoika put it.
And you know that does actually line up with what we see in The Full Moon, ie; Stolas ALSO confessing his love for Blitzo. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if what we saw in that scene, specifically Stolas' confession and Blitzo's initial reaction to it, is how many if not most of Blitzo's breakups have played out. Certainly the really BAD ones: Blitzo's partner makes some admission or confession of genuine affection and love, only for Blitzo to believe they can't possibly be serious and proceeds to mock and belittle their feelings, just like we saw him do with Stolas.
But here's the thing: A lot of people have pointed out that Stolas handled Blitzo's response to his confession in kind of the worst way possible; immediately assuming that Blitzo really didn't care and shutting him out entirely without trying to clarify things to Blitzo or otherwise give him time to process.
So, what if Verosika and really most if not all of Blitzo's other ex's actually handled things better than Stolas? What if she/they actually DID try to explain their feelings and make it clear they really DO care?
Well, given what we've seen, it probably did NOT end well. As in, Blitzo's self-loathing and belief that no one could possibly love him are so DEEPLY ingrained and internalized that the more someone tries to convince him they really DO care has likely only caused him to double, triple, quadruple and QUINTUPLE down until he's trashing his partner's hotel room, stealing her care, maxing her credits cards and whatever else Blitzo has done to the DOZENS of people who tried to convince him that they cared.
Until Stolas.
Have you noticed the twist yet? :D
Stolas DIDN'T try to convince Blitzo he really did care. Instead, he took Blitzo's response as proof that Blitzo didn't care and proceeded to shut things down and walk away.
(Part of) What makes Stolas so different is that he unwittingly BEAT BLITZO TO THE PUNCH. He effectively nuked their relationship BEFORE Blitzo could.
And for Blitzo, this has NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
HE'S always been the one to walk away first. HE'S always been the one to end things. Every relationship he's been in has ended on HIS terms.
Until now.
For the first time, Blitzo just happened to be with someone who is JUST as shitty at relationships as HE is XD
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cheesecakemermaid1048 · 2 years ago
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OMG MOXXIE MOM IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!
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Ah,so this is how they meet-
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YOU GO GIRL!!!GO GET YOUR MAN!!!
Also love how she carries blitzo as well XD.
While not best episode imo,it was certanly entertaining.
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countlessrealities · 2 years ago
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Blitz, do you know how glue is made?
Unprompted asks || Always accepting !
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Blitzo rises an eyebrow, half puzzled and half annoyed by the unnecessarily senseless question. He had better things to do than wasting his time answering to some random idiot.
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"Glue? What...Why the fuck should I care about that? It's glue, it works. That's all I need to know."
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blitzwhore · 6 months ago
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Another prompt for the thousand followers! Congrats again :)
Blitzø & Barbie
Homesickness
120 words
And may I ask for full fluff no angst? We have enough angst in canon for these two already xD
Thanks!! ❤️ Request for no angst: denied. Here's your 120 words 😇
“Let me see her. Please.” 
“She doesn't wanna talk to you.” 
Blitzø’s distress must've shown, because the nurse's tone softened when she added, “Go home, Blitzø.” 
“I don't have a home!” he cried. “She's my home. She's all I have left of it. Please.” 
Before the nurse could reply, Barbie stepped into the hall. 
“Barb,” Blitzø bellowed, “please, let me—” 
“You have the fucking balls,” she spat, “to say I'm your home?”
She strode up to him, grabbed him by their mother's choker. 
“You burn down the circus, you kill mom—” She snarled. “And you expect to find a home in me?”
“Barb—” 
Slap. 
“I'll never have a home again.” She turned and walked away. “And neither will you, Blitzo.” 
(On AO3)
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rhiandoesfandom · 5 months ago
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Question of all questions, best Blitz quote in your opinion??
Oh that's a hard one! There are so many but it's probably a draw between this one from OOPS:
"Hmm... You want me to get you out?"―Blitzo, to Fizzarollil
just the way he says it is cute xD
And this one from Harvest Moon Festival:
"Well, it’s long and complicated, but the short answer is yes. But he’s not like, you know-- W- We’re y- We're not, like... We’re not doing it... We w- What's betw- It’s a transactional fucking, you see."―Blitzo, explaining to Striker about his connection with Stolas
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bloogers-boogers · 3 months ago
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I see your AU comic on my feed all the time but I’m lost. Can you link the beginning of it? I really want to read it.
Just to explain the creation of this comic it was all just a random idea and inspo of that meme where blitzo saw Mrs. Mayberry at Martha’s place while coming out of the shower xD
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