#[[ Former Vice ]]

[saywhat-politics]

[riddlerosehearts]

if riddle ends up just getting written out of cater's dream world and not appearing as a result of cater being the dorm leader then i'll be literally so sad not just because i want to learn as much about riddle and cater's dynamic as possible, but also. imagine seeing first year riddle with his card suit mark on his cheek 🥺

[helpful-hardware]

thinking about a sonic and shadow bodyswap au but instead of mostly silly hijinks shadow is feeling kinda shitty about it... like 'mini identity crisis' kinda shitty

like for shadow, being in a body thats not yours and having a voice thats not yours.. i can imagine that would mess with him a bit

[skitskatdacat63]

Roleswap anyone??

Tell me Fernando wouldn't make a fantastic general/emperor, and that Napoleon wouldn't make a fanastic driver/tp!!

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

The Former Vice President

Featuring Former Vice President, Mike Pence

It was August of 2023, and I was at the Iowa State Fair where presidential hopefuls are expected, a tradition in one of the first states to hold caucuses in 2024. I was enjoying myself on one of display tractors when found myself in a press opt with Former U.S. Vice President and current presidential candidate Mike Pence. He jumps on the tractor I was on and immediately grabbed the gearshift and looked me and ask, “Want me to work that for ya?”

I found myself flustered looking into his entrancing eyes, and admiring his 5’10”, 63-year-old figure. From his silver hair, surprisingly thick body, and clothing, which I found oddly appealing. He was friendly, giving me a hearty slap on the chest and smiling for the cameras.

In that brief encounter, I suspected this married politician might be interested, but I resolve to not convey any gay vibe to encourage him. The tension I was feeling was distracting, but not necessarily unwelcome.

And then it was over as he continued to the next photo opt. I thought nothing else about the encounter and admired him from afar as I enjoy my time at the fair.

Later that afternoon, needing to take a piss, I headed over to nearest, not crowd restroom. It was empty as I unzipped and started peeing into one of the twelve or so urinals that tightly lined the wall.

To my surprise, Mr. Pence entered and unexpectedly moved in front of the urinal right next to me.

I cautiously glanced over. Our eyes met, and I felt a shudder of electricity as Mr. Pence unzipped, revealing his ample beautiful cock. It was about 6 1/2 inches, the perfect size to get in my mouth.

Of was getting hard as I finished peeing, but the last I wanted to do was get involved a scandal with the married, former vice president who's currently running for president. But I couldn’t control myself as tried to conceal my hard-on by pressing into the urinal, only that only encouraged Mr. Pence.

His cock was now rock hard and as though the powerful old man could read my mind, he slowly reached out his hand and wrapped his fingers around my dick.

My head was swimming from the rush of sexual excitement pulsing through my body as I reciprocated by reaching over and closing my fingers around the old man's swollen dick.

Just then, there was a knock at the restroom door.

"Sir, you should wrap things up." A voice said who I presumed was one of his security detail.

“Why don't we finish this someplace… more private." Mr. Pence whispered before kissing me gently on the lips.

Next thing I knew, his security whisked us away to a hotel room and found ourselves naked, making out on the bed. My cock was rock hard, pressing against his naked belly with his pressing back. My dick was in control as all my concerns were miles away.

Breaking our embrace, Mike moved down between my legs, admired my cock for a moment before slipping his lips over my manhood and going to work.

This married Republican was a ferocious cocksucker. He couldn’t get enough of sucking my cock, and from the way he was doing it, he had done it before. Holding my cock at the base, he bobbed on the head for minute before releasing it from his mouth with a gasp and jerked me off so he could catch his breathe.

Again, Mike admired my cock, still jacking me off, before slapping it on his tongue a few times before continuing his assault on my cock.

Faster and faster, he worked on my cock until it slipped out his mouth and he jacked it for all its worth. And with a loud groan, I fired my load on to his waiting face as he furiously jerked me off. Licking his lips, Mike placed his mouth back over my cock, sucking the last few drops out.

We laid there for a while, recovering before Mike noticed I was still erect. He smiled as I rolled on top of him. And like a good bottom, he immediately spread his legs, lifting them in the air. I knew from the look on his face that he wanted it. And wanted me to fuck his ass the way he would have fucked his wife, missionary style. And I get to run my hands all over that wonderful chest while my cock repeatedly drilled his ass. It was a freaking rush!

Mike put his arms around his knees, spreading his legs wide apart, giving me full access to his butt. So, I spit on the head of my dick, applying it to my aching cock before pressing the swollen red head against his old tight asshole. Mike moaned until it popped into his asshole with ease.

I knew right then; it wasn’t just sucking cocks Mike was doing.

I worked all 8 inches of me in as I admired the silver-haired gentleman beneath me. Looking into his beautiful blue eyes I could see the lust that he shared for me.

He reached up, pulled my face hard against his as I sent my tongue down his throat. Mike moaned deep in his throat as I rammed my dick up to my balls inside of him, fucking the old man hard as he clung to me like a child.

"Oh, fuck." Mike moan as our lips finally separated.

The passion we exchanged shocked me and sent me into a sex craze as I drove my fat cock even deeper into him. I felt a shudder run through his burly body as I pound my stiff dick harder and harder. I could hear my balls slapping against his ass with every thrust of my hips as I planted kisses on his cheeks, forehead, and all over his face as I pounded away.

"Oh, fuck." Mike moan again in a choking, husky voice.

Then I was deep kissing him again as he moaned painfully while I pounded into him. By now, his asshole had loosened up with each thrust of my cock as Mike grabbed a hold of my shoulders. I was dripping with sweat, and as the orgasm started to flood through me, my back arched, and I shot off deep inside of him.

Wanting to taste his cum, I jerked my dick out of the old man's asshole and got back down between his legs and started sucking on the engorged purple head of his cock for all it was worth. He moaned and bucked beneath me as I skillfully brought him closer and closer to a climax.  

"Oh yes son." Mike moaned as he rubbed my shoulder with his left hand and forced my head further down his cock with his right.

Suddenly he was pumping his cock even further down my throat when I felt him tensing up, firing his load.

"Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck yeah." He moans, holding me down on his cock. We lay there breathing hard and totally spent but satisfied.

[hood-ex]

What are 6 things you want to see happen for Dick in the new year? Dickolas 2024

New writer on his solo title (maaaybe Waid) and artist (Mendonça, Mora, or Reis).

Have him go through an arc that actually makes me think, "Shit, how the hell is he going to get out of this/how is he going to achieve this?" I'm sooo tired of him getting easy solutions to his problems.

More interactions with Damian.

I'm still deciding whether I want this or not but maybe give him a Bludhaven bestie. Someone who can actually stick around even if the Titans eventually move out of Bludhaven.

His sister to just... disappear... (she's kinda already done that though aslkdja).

I want Dick to double down and find Heartless. If we're still dealing with Heartless in 2025, I'm gonna lose my freakin mind.

[luxurysystems]

Of the heart and of the mind.

[thewhizzyhead]

one day I wish I could actually like understand songwriting especially for theatre so that I can I dunno actually put to use the random tunes I have in my head that just spontaneously appear while I'm doing the most mundane of shit. anyways patron has the concept of an opening number now

[coachbeards]

beardbecca if they spent the night together in amsterdam (real, not clickbait)

[ldagence-celbs]

Ivanka Trump

[hyog-blog]

White Cat Legend

I was craving something unpretentious, slightly funny, absolutely not loaded with gut-wrenching backstabbing plots, and if possible with a very mediocre level of emotional luggage - and this drama delivered above and beyond!

First of all, Ding Yuxi is a real sweetheart and looks very cute as a Cat-Detective Li Bing. He basically finds himself a human (Chen Shi), just as cats do, befriends him, and takes him to work as his subordinate at the Court of Judicial Review, along with a bunch of lovely idiots who turn out to be very loyal partners as well.

By the time he meets Chen Shi, a simple boy from a small town who comes to the capital to find his brother, Li Bing has been around kitty-cattying his way into the plotty plots of the capital for 3 years, after the death of his father, when some assassins killed him along with all the members of the old Court of Judicial Review. Now, as Li Bing finds out, the new organization consists of the above-mentioned lovely idiots and one vice minister, the daughter of some official, who seems to be in the series just so we have at least one female supporting character in the all-male cast XD. There are lots of BOYS in this show, and they range from handsome to cute to hilarious.

As Li Bing becomes the second vice minister in this case-solving organization, along with the single lady, with whom he has no chemistry whatsoever, he meets his long-lost love childhood friend, a handsome general Qiu Qingzhi, who apparently made it his life's mission to meddle into all Li Bing's cases, take his witnesses, mess with his convicts, and just to be the handsome pain in everyone's ass with a very mysterious and slightly sad aura about him. Qiu Qingzhi is a walking red flag - one minute he jumps to save our boy who's falling from the roof and catches an arrow on his behalf (which nearly kills him), the next minute he's shooting arrows into our boy himself. Go figure, but he's quite obviously involved in the CONSPIRACY, so choices were made.

We get to learn the story of these two later into the show, but the bromance is bromancing strong in this one. Not in that kind of way, but more than one tear has been shed in this brotherly relationship, and these two are pretty much responsible for the most emotional scenes in the series.

So, there are were-cats (apparently the Original who turned our boy into a white fluff comes from the neighboring country, and of course, Qiu Qinzhi knows a thing or two about it). The Original is a joker-style mess of a man, who likes to play games with our boy and with everyone else. He has his own AGENDA apart from shedding blood and stealing people's teeth (yuck).

Of course, there's also a CONSPIRACY because how can you have were-cats and not have dudes in cloaks planning their weird things and looking for eternal life. Probably, were-cats are involved in that somehow, too.

The Lovely Idiots Boy Band consists of:

The Unlucky Boy who's like a walking bad omen, has a cute sad face and a nearly perfect memory for cases and who said what

The Former Army Guy who knows his gong-fu, can infiltrate an enemy base and has also seen a part of the CONSPIRACY

The Foreign Prince who talks with a hilarious Mandarin accent, has lots of money, and two henchmen who help him with stuff

The Youngest Son of a rich family trying to prove his worth to his papa. Has great makeup and cross-dressing skills

Also, there's the Empress, a bunch of officials, and plotty detective cases that are written and filmed well enough to keep your attention until the main storyline starts unfolding. There's lots of friendship, camaraderie, cute silly humor, and funny cat moments with Li Bing. Not nearly enough for him being an actual were-cat, they played down this part, but if you can ignore the not-very-expensive CGI and lack of worldbuilding, the story is more than entertaining, both the small cases and the bigger main CONSPIRACY. And all the brotherly love stuff.

Definitely a great watch if you're looking for something more lightweight and not another fandom to spend half of your life in. Just a cute little drama with CGI cats and killer fluffy paws (my brain literally malfunctions when I see grown-up men with kitty paws killing someone with rawrr and being pretty homicidal and psycho about it, ahah).

If you like cats, detectives, cat-detectives, plotty plots, no romance, and an all-boy cast, this drama is probably right up your alley. Just don't use too much critical thinking, don't expect much, and you'll have a great time watching this. At least I did. A good 8/10.

[yinyuedijun]

good morning dash.....it's missing aki hours today for some reason

[sclfcare]

" no , i get it , i ⎯⎯⎯ get it , like we're not together , and ... and you're totally allowed to go out with other girls . obviously . she's really pretty , i can see why you like her ... just pretend you never saw me , like you were clearly having a good time , you should definitely get back ... before she can miss you or anything . i hope you have fun . " @slumpcd

[hymnism]

thinking about milsiril again. i'm sad that she was mostly relegated to side content she's such a fascinating character

[spiderin-space]

What would you say is your strongest and weakest skills when it comes to writing?

Y’know it’s funny I was kinda thinking about this earlierskdks

But!! I think some of my strong points is definitely writing dialogue and conversations :> I loooove writing some dramatic spoken scenes between characters 😩

My weak points is definitely action scenes, especially fights ^^’ as evidenced by how I typically recycle descriptions or gloss over them all together 😔😔 I know it’s something I need to improve on but all in good time, I hope!!

[alphaketoglutaricacid]

a canary id like to know more about is erique. She was a prisoner and she was pardoned after utaya. But then she stayed on as a warden. After utaya.