#[ those are the rules ]

[dadvans]

seeing a long text post that begins with "eddie" and scrolling down to cheat with the tags because it's like, what if that's not about MY eddie. is it 9-1-1 eddie. is it stranger things eddie. is it IT chapters one and two eddie. is it monsterfucker venom eddie. like, what eddie are we putting into gay little situations today.

[paiigemahoney]

9-1-1 8x02 | When the Boeing Gets Tough

[dear-ao3]

sometimes i look at my recently searched on apple music and wonder if i am ok

the answer is usually probably not

[weepingtalecowboy]

Fanfic prompt: the chain wants to make Wind have a childhood and because of that they enforce bed time

And wind instead of fighting them on their decision

Just agrees to go to sleep and at first they are nervous about him lying to them

And all stay at the tavern that night but no matter how much they checked

He didn’t sneak out nor did he wake up the entire time (he didn’t even flinch when someone tested if he was pretending)

Nothing happened the entire time and they checked on him and he truly seemed unconscious

So after a while the chain starts hanging out at pubs while one member stays behind in case of an emergency (usually legend or twilight because they don’t seem like the type to hang around public places for no reason )

Doing adult stuff (the good old life regretting decisions)

Like gambling

Drinking till they pass out

Playing cards

And more

What the chain didn’t know was that Wind was having bird adventures and committing crime (with seagull Marin and the occasional flock of other birds)

Because if you use hyoi pears you are unconscious

A perfect ability to get sleep and commit arson at once (and make people permanently afraid of gulls and birds of any kind)

The chain quickly became aware of a crazy seagull that was spotted stealing important documents and try to find it in case it was trained by a spy

(Legend was even more pissed at the fact that a seagull was used for the purpose of infiltrating a dangerous area)

And that is always an unpleasant experience because you have to be political about it for people (because spies can quickly derail into a full on war because of that they decide not to take Wind with them ( hypocritical because they let WILD and RULIE OF ALL PEOPLE WITH THEM )

Wind seemed unusually happy to not get to come with them and stay

And after seeing the gull behave more cautious and careful than before they took the mission

It only seems to confirm that the spy knows that they are looking

That is a dangerous situation for Hyrule

(Wind is just sending the others on a wild gull chase not realizing that he is about to start a war )

When the chain sees the gull get close to a tavern they are staying at they all freak out badly

Because that was the ONE day that they all had left together and wind is completely alone and a pretty easy target

Because how could they not notice that the spy would target the only person who was part of their group and by themselves a lot

After trapping the gull securely with a magic binding they find Wind not waking up anymore no matter what they do the gull just starts gulling more aggressively by laughing at them (wind is in hysteria because that was not at all what he wanted )

After leaving to figure out what it did to wind

They all start freaking out again because no matter how much they try (and hyrule tries a lot ) wind isn’t waking up anymore

And even the lens of truth show that wind is missing his literal soul

What kind of monster are they dealing with

Wind also starts freaking out because he just realized that he can’t get back to his body and that he is trapped in a bird cage

The whole thing only escalates further when he escapes and snatches Wild‘s slate trying to communicate but instead accidentally bombs a warehouse with important items in it

[yallemagne]

I'm such a fool, I was reading the lyrics to the Falsettos soundtrack, not even listening to the music, and I cried. Bruh.

[tea-time-terrier]

Getting asked/having people assume rat terriers are a high energy breed is just a little funny when your own model is most concerned about having breakfast, and whether or not she can be under the blanket on the couch or is the cat already asleep on it.

[chengfagshi]

Hitting him with the trans beam.

[thesuperiorfeeling]

[pearwaldorf]

I saw a post referencing queerbaiting in BBC Sherlock and Merlin that was tagged "fandom elder" and I'm going to astrally project myself out of the material plane.

[silens-oro]

not y’all getting me horny for those pale bald freaks in dune 🤨

[wiildhearrted]

*whispers*

[demialwrites]

Anything - Tseng x Reader

Any distraction. Anything. Anything.

Anything. Anything. Anything. Anything. Anything. Anything. Anything. Anything. Anything………

Your finger bumps along the stitching of the four overlapping buttons on Tseng’s sleeve. One bump for one ‘anything’ and you’ve been at it for twelve minutes. It’s six minutes until the helicopter lands home.

Anything.

Anything.

Anything.

Anything.

Anything.

Anything.

Every time your finger slips and brushes on the soft, expensive fabric instead of a button is a happy accident.

Tseng keeps his arm still. Anything to keep you from crying over your first kill. Turks don’t cry on the clock.

[beautifullyperfectlyflawed]

Did you even take a cute selfie if you don't post it on Tumblr?

[beaft]

if you've ever had an opinion on a book: don't bother. go away and become a published novelist first. then we'll talk.

[horatio-fig]

I am trying to cut down on coffee 😔

[homerforsure]

Hmm. I have a strange pain in the bend of my left elbow.

It’s probably a blood clot and I’m going to collapse any minute.

I leave the contents of my google drive to @mellaithwen and @princessfbi to do with as they see fit. Whoever calls dibs gets my car. Yes, I’m aware the trunk is open. It does that.