#[ that's not milk || crack ]

[honey-milk-depresso]

could i request stardust, licorice, and shadow milk cookie with a reader that's smaller than them?,, thank you,,,

Take note that Shadow Milk Cookie just appeared recently as a cutscene, so for him it might be a little OOC.

CRK with an s/o smaller than them

Stardust Cookie

I think there’s plenty of cookies smaller than him, but you make it even more so. Like you’re just tiny around him.

And then he floats??? Sometimes you have to puff up your cheeks a little to tell him how unfair he’s being right now to which he blushes slightly and chuckled quietly, slowly descending down on his two crispy feet again.

He likes how small you are, that he can wrap his cape around you and bring you into a hug from behind. He just has this urge to protect you from all the harms of the Galaxy. Literally.

Stardust likes to hug you often, your small size allowing him to do so easily and he feels like he can love you properly while you’re in this size. He genuinely thinks your short stature is adorable and what makes you beautiful in his eyes.

Overall, Stardust is a simp for you- <3

Licorice Cookie

Shorter than him you say? He has an above average height for a cookie, so there’s plenty of cookies shorter than him. But you make the greatest armrest for him.

He teased you incessantly to no end about your height, always putting stuff off the top shelf on purpose like the little shit he is so you would come running for his help to grab it for you, or pretending he can’t see you while you’re literally right next to him.

Although, the moment YOU get teased by someone else for being short, he’s after them with his Licorice servants coming after them and make them regret ever teasing you about your height! Only HE can do that (hypocrite-)!

Licorice is pretty protective of you since your so short, usually having at least one or two of his Licorice servants around to stay on guard for you, like your tiny chewy bodyguards.

That’s your protective, hypocritical cookie for you. <3

Shadow Milk Cookie

You thought Licorice was a nuisance in teasing you about your short height? Well Shadow Milk Cookie is a complete BASTARD, LITTLE SHIT OF THE CENTURY.

He will tease you relentlessly with every nickname related to your short stature: shortcake, shortbread, little muffin, mustard seed, he is a menace. Puts things on the high shelf WHILE you’re trying to reach for your things and his lanky and tall ass height makes you become his armrest tenfold.

But like Licorice, if anyone else teases your height… oh boy, oh boy will they get it. He will reign overly unnecessary chaos to them that you kinda have to stop him. This cookie has the audacity to then get all whiney and sulky about how that cookie was mean when he does the same thing, making him an even bigger hypocrite.

Overall, he’s the biggest hypocrite you’ve ever met but he’s your hypocrite. <3

Reblogs help! ^^

[imaginariumwanderer]

"I wonder if death feels warmer in your arms."

Everyone... I would like to direct your attention to this wonderful fanfic/art made by Bloomie/Clouddii. If you enjoys seeing your ship does that common couple activity of "dying together" like me then I totally reccommend it!

I'm late, but I did promised to draw a cute lil sketch for the fanfic. This certainly is a sketch, but I dunno if it's cute or not

[astrhae]

-- "I really do remember, though. Every second with you."

[fullcravings]

Crack Pie

[spacebubblehomebase]

Shit post!

Don't take this too seriously, but LMAO XD. -Bubbly💙

[theswedishpajas]

Gay thoughts

[wokrs-of-whimsy]

Hairdo

With BurningMilk (Spicy Milk? Idk man. But it’s kinda implied here tee Hee)

Guess I’m doing CRK fanart now.

Not like I’m complaining or something

It’s very very implied, and I wanna draw something, not implied, in your face type shit. So it’d be great to drop some ideas fellows.

Anyways I’m off to like draw for a project, like the underpaid artist I am…

Here's a treat too 😋😋

Courtesy of @the-redacted-of-all-time for sending me this blessed image...

[killa-cookie]

ME... ME... AND ME?

Self shipping....

Reader x Temperance x Gluttony

You were done for. Cornered with no escape, your back pressed against the gnarled bark of an ancient tree.

"Oh yeah, venturing into a totally not so scary forest… really a great idea. " you thought bitterly, a shiver coursing through your very dough. The air was thick with an unnatural chill, one that crept along your form like unseen fingers.

To your right stood Temperance, a vision of rigid control and discipline. To your left loomed Gluttony, a grotesque yet alluring presence, their many mouths curling into insatiable grins. Opposites in nature, yet here they were, drawn to you of all beings. What cruel trick of fate was this?

"Look what the cat dragged in~" Gluttony cooed, their voice dripping with dark amusement. They advanced, slowly, deliberately, their myriad of teeth glinting hungrily in the dim light. You barely had time to recoil before—

Tch. A sharp sound of disapproval.

"A beast such as that is hardly worthy of your affections," Temperance scoffed, stepping between you and their ravenous counterpart. With a shove, they pushed Gluttony aside, their gaze cool and unwavering behind the veil they were wearing.

Gluttony merely chuckled, unbothered, their grins widening. "Oh? Then perhaps we should see for ourselves…" Their many eyes gleamed with wicked glee inside their veil. "Let’s see who they choose, no?"

"Agreed." Temperance’s voice was laced with quiet conviction. "But I do not intend to lose without a fight."

And then, in perfect unison, both turned their attention back to you—helpless, trembling, utterly trapped.

"Let’s play a game, shall we?"

The words slithered through the air like a spell, sealing your fate as they closed in, step by step.

Oh, good heavens…

[formerlycookierunauprompts]

I just had a crazy idea: Shadow Milk Cookie imitating Reader Cookie as soon as he sees them.

Imagine: He comes out of his prison, everyone is shaking in fear, and then he starts scanning everyone until his eyes land on Reader Cookie and he just goes "I'mma turn into them and mess around for a while!". Then Reader Cookie feels flabbergasted/intimidated and starts fearing the worst.

In short, Shadow Milk with shapeshifting powers!

i'll do you one better, he goes after everyone's knees/hj

Requested Prompts #20 - 💓♪

You watched on as the formerly imprisoned beast shapeshifted into each of your friends, picking out a thing or two to mock them for before going on to the next. A few of your highlights of the moment were when he went after Wizard Cookie for his height(literally just turning into a taller version of Wizard Cookie), and of course, him going after the fact that Pure Vanilla keeps on trying to sacrifice himself despite the fact the world still needs him. And then, of course, he got to you. " And then there's you," Shadow Milk Cookie began, turning back to his regular form. He grabbed you by the chin, staring right into your eyes. Unfortunately he cut you off before you could ask your stupid ass question you were thinking of. " What even are you? You're a constantly shifting blob of flavor and appearance, there's literally no logical or magical explanation for that!" He let go of your chin, throwing his arms up into the air. " I mean seriously! It feels like I'm talking to a bunch of different people at once yet also just one at the same time! What the hell is up with that?" He ranted. You took joy in seeing Cookie's who could see glimpse of your true form's confusion, it had been like that with all the other ancients alongside moonlight cookie. But in all seriousness... you were probably some kind of eldritch horror condensed into a cookie. " Yeah, uh, they're just like that. Apparently." White Lily spoke up, recovering from the emotion damage she'd taken. " Really?" Shadow Milk looked at you with suspicion, and you nodded your head to confirm White Lily's words. " Huh." He eventually said, looking back to his front yet not looking at anyone. " ... That's kind of hot actually-" He immediately gets smote by the guardian strike.

TLDR ; Reader is an eldritch horror probably.

[dedfly]

winter is comin and i feel under the weather so its selfship time

[backgroundagent3]

[catxolotlquoise]

CRK Crack theory that 100% does not make sense so don't take this serious PLZ

Anywasy, all these juicy cutscenes got my nonsense brain thonking hehe

We all know that PVs SoulJam is just the good half of Smilks SoulJam

WHAT IF, its the same for PV. Like he IS Smilk but the good half separated from him

So corruption was easy. Not just cuz Smilk knew every little detail about PV, but cuz they are LITERALLY the same cookie. So why not let there be two crazies

White Lily/Dark Enchantress shenanigans

You are also welcome to throw in your own nonsense, lets feed off each other's chaotic thoughts!!

[zishuge]

RNZ: must not kill li dongyuan must not kill li dongyuanmustnotki– The Spirealm 致命游戏 (2024) | Ep. 32

[surrealcervidae]

I refuse to believe that I am the only one seeing the parallels

[fullcravings]

Milk Bar Crack Pie Recipe

[alex-frostwalker]

Beast Yeast Episode 2 Spoilers

*SLURPPP*

This is some great angst!! ☺️☕