#[ or both lol ]

[hornyslutk]

Sorry that i bite you, I wanted attention

[cringefaecompilation]

pov you are a genasi that is associated with bell's hells seeking emotional comfort/advice

[safehaven3d]

its just me in this world waiting for @hwng-paradise to come back 😮‍💨

[penrose-quinn]

Love love love soulmates, but not in a romantic way. More like give them this deep, complicated relationship that entangles them together after each lifetime. Just the kind that blurs a lot between them and leaves the dynamic unlabeled because they can't just be this one thing but the devotion perseveres.

[unitedstatesoffandom]

united states of polypicnic? (shizuku, airi, mizuki, and ena)

United States of Polypicnic !!

[lettherebemonsters]

@angelsandemons

Adam grabbed a chair, spun it around and sat on it, his arms over the backrest as he rested his chin on them. He looked extremely annoyed and was definitely going to make it Vaggie's problem.

" Okay then, start talking. You've probably got a laundry list of stuff you want cut out of me to make me a perfect little angel. I wanna fucking hear it."

[roarofwhispers]

like for either a starter or for me to go through your memes and send you one.

[themosthatedbeingg]

Rumor Has It... that you have secret children somewhere on earth

“. Father I hope not … I would owe so much child support .. and birthday presents !”

[angelonxanax]

life doesn’t feel worth living unless I’m losing weight or doing drugs

[lockandkeyhyena]

hmm should i put kingslither in the sadboyverse because she would fit into a character role i have in mind

[theparadoxmachine]

I'm exhausted and my entire body hurts but I have made 5 batches of cookies and marzipan for my mom's husband. I also have a new chapter in my WIP about ready to post so I think we can call this weekend a success

[treestargarden]

yall ever read something u wrote urself n ur just like...

i did not fuckin say that (derogatory)

[diabloku]

king of rizz™ 🥂

[tired-all-the-time22]

Failed phantom smooch ft. Letting the besties know

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[askshivanulegacy]

Seems some evidence to the contrary that all this does is create populations of dangerously aggressive fish that mob divers for food. Not sure there's proof anything helpful is being achieved.

hold up im reading more about the lionfish thing and this one island in Honduras has had such a huge problem with lionfish that the measures they have taken include

• getting special exemption from the Honduran government to allow divers access to harpoons and spears which are otherwise illegal in fishing

• public campaign to teach people how to prepare and eat lionfish (apparently they are very tasty once the poisonous spines are removed) (but watch out)

• holding lionfish combination hunting competition and cookout (reportedly they killed and cooked 1,700 in a day) (someone killed 60 of them with a rubber band spear gun???)

• most recently and apparently out of desperation, the divers in charge of culling the lionfish in the Roatan Marine Park just started. feeding the lionfish they killed to sharks. bc what else are you gonna do with it

• the sharks don’t seem to notice or be affected by the poison and begin hanging out with the divers

• the sharks then were seen hunting and killing the lionfish on their own

like this is nuts to me sorry. the sharks just had to be shown “hey this is food, did you know?? you can eat these!! here try one!!” we are possibly altering an entire foodchain bc we like feeding the big ocean wolves