I love this little trouble maker so much. I was so scared I'd find him super annoying when I started the game, but I just want to love and protect him as he lowers my grades and eats my food :'D and eventually tries to kill me I guess fkhkjfhoffkhf
Jason: Playing make believe with kids is so confusing, you “stab” them and they come out with some nonsense like ‘actually I went back in time so it doesn't count’
Jason: The hell are you talking about buddy? You just gonna rip a hole through time and space? Thats irresponsible. And anyways, it isn’t very responsible of you to try and back out of a game by making up-
Percy: Jason she’s six. Have you never played with a child??
Odysseus showing people pictures of Telemachus like those cartoon gags where grandmothers pull out a never ending photo collection of their grandchildren from their wallet, but it’s just a frankly ridiculous amount of sketches of what he thinks Telemachus would look like
Like, you say the slightest thing that might indicate you might be willing to listen (or oftentimes even if you don’t), and Odysseus will pull out an entire freaking scrapbook from goodness knows where and give you his preprepared 13 hour lecture