#[ lmaoooo ]

[thefriendofdorthea]

IM SORRY-

"the road not taken looks real good now, and we might just get away with it"

IS SUPPOSED TO BE STRAIGHT???

COME ON NOW

[fuckyeahfraxus]

not fraxus but the thing @phoenix-before-the-flame posted reminded me of this and I think it's time to post it hahaha

[rantingdaunteh]

This applied for both of them

[fallstaticexit]

i rlly thought malcolm was 🫸🏻🫳🏻 u know...

The gay gene started with Queenie Landgraab- pass it on!

[poeticamethyst]

Kiaz is home 🥺❤️‍🩹

[nevershootamockingbird]

[ ID taken from Alt Text: a screenshot of an email from LinkedIn, titled "AI Concept Artist role at Mr Beast: 2" with the subheader/punchline "Your skills seem to match this job" / End ID ]

this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me

[mii-chan-x]

[shotmrmiller]

being called simon's work wife by johnny is all fun and games til you start spotting the man you've never formally met in the corner of your eye.

imagine being told by a pig-headed superior to make yourself useful and go get him some coffee only to immediately start apologizing, words spilling out of his pathetic mouth like water because your johnny-proclaimed husband's looming right behind you in guard dog mode.

you mumble out a thank you, even though you're not sure what for and he just tugs your name tag.

no one talks to my wife like that.

(forget about trying to clarify that it's work wife, he's got selective hearing.)

i think it's cute til it's not. til you're at a bar, drunk, and he shows up and takes you home. you wake up in a bed that smells of gunpowder and carbolic soap, in a shirt 3x your size and a pair of oversized sweats. when you check your phone, your friend's text reads, your husband is a scary man.

(there's a fucking ring on your finger, too.)

[septiseph]

I still find it amusing how pkmn breeding in SV happens in picnics... like, the implication of pkmn doing the do there? right in front of my salad?? and the way u can accidentally do the breeding when u just want to chill in the picnic?

[thegirloffans]

Daniel Malloy ✨️

[shiftythrifting]

it was "used - like new" btw

[rapidhighway]

favorite situation to think about lately

[assiraphales]

tumblr has the opportunity to do something EXTREMELY funny this summer

[zuenezy]

THAT IS FOUL LMAOOOOOOOO

He mad

[ghostbunny-stims]

what is that? it’s the unknown!

🪞 🍫 🎭

[orion-archives]

I'm cackling like a hyena with this frame.

Look at Orion, smiling, being so precious, about to get PUNCHED out of existence by his bro.

Seconds before disaster.