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[t-hirstreview]

[itsadancingdinosaur]

I'm so glad the fnaf movie just kept Balloon Boy as this creepy mf. No explanation. Why is he here. Who is he. Who cares? All the jumpscares with him were great

[thewitchqueen281]

I'm simply obessed with Harris bomberguy saying 90% of James Somertons shit isn't his and then todd a few hours later coming up and saying and the 10% that is is bullshit.

[gunsatthaphan]

"date me then."

[hurtmemoreplease]

I could be barking up the wrong tree here, but I think a lot of the appeal of hypnosis or brainwashing to the point of temporary or permanent ego death is in being desired. Its the fantasy of someone looking at you - looking at your body - and wanting it so badly that they're willing to discard everything that makes you, you to get it.

They brainwash you, wipe your mind, replace your personality, and what they have is a perfect sex object - and it looks like you.

I think there's also an element of exhaustion to it - it's fucking hard wanting and trying to be attractive. For tgirls especially, I think its such an incredible relief to take the backseat in your own head - rest easy with the confidence that your new personality will take care of it all. You WILL meet your mistress' expectation because that's the sum of your existence now. You know for sure that you're enough. You can't not be.

[nothingbizzare]

Distortion

[darlingpeasant]

“Oh it’s you 🤯😵‍💫🫨🥴” >>> “Oh it’s you 🥺🥹🥰😭”

(Once again, Mr Luke ‘king of micro-expressions’ Newton, you are a genius)

[oakbuggy]

RECOM!NETEYAM MAKES MY BRAIN VIBRATEEEEO

CREDITS TO @neteyamsyawntu for opening my eyes to this gem of an AU

also I made essentially a Flora-coded OC. The Tawkami clan was too much of a good fit

v cute--> tragic meet cute where OC and Neteyam reunite after Neteyam has already been resurrected by the RDA (v v cliche i know, idc ITS FINE)

INSPIRED BY THIS SPECIFIC FIC (smut warning!)

[cerezzzita]

I am so into the headcanon that Sparda actually managed to talk with the baby twins, even if they're just all about babbles and coos, he will be there for his sons.

Now picture this: a tall demon on his human form, sat on his favorite couch, holding two chubby and devilish adorable babies on each arm while having a whole conversation with them.

"Tell me, Dante. How is it like to share a crib with your brother?"

"Babababa!"

"I see."

"Dadada!"

"Don't be so harsh on your brother, Vergil. He may chomp on your feet, but it is his own way to show affection for you."

[creekfiend]

this is my favorite palette c:

[ckswitch]

Made another au cuz ofc we did

This time they’re babies

That’s it

Just cuteness

[kaajukatli]

I personally think everyone who likes reading should read orv

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Tomarry AU where Tom HATES this book he read because his favourite character dies a miserable death. So what if his favorite character was a no-named side villain? Why does it matter that he only had like seven lines (seven is Tom's favourite number anyways)? He was still gorgeous, smart and strong and beautiful — and it doesn't matter that others think he isn't all that because they would never know him— understand him like TOM DOES.

An AU where Tom has a healthy obsession with a character named Harry Potter, a no named baron's son who was the first to go against the king (MC's father, and the mc who is incidentally known as Draco Malfoy, ahem anyways); he tries to “poison” him. But he gets caught or to be more precise he ends up sacrificing himself for the common girl Hermione Granger (the female lead, I'm sorry guys but imagine the fucking drama.) who gets blamed for his transgressions.

But that is not why Tom falls for this weak villain, no — it's because he respects how this no-named orphan became a baron on his own two feet without anyone being there for him especially in a world where old money and title is everything— and he hates how he had to give his life for the MC to notice the female lead? (Harry is better looking and smarter than her anyways — Tom, in an online forum perhaps.)

Anyways, now imagine Tom dying (he hated it so yes he ends up looking for immorality anyways.) and waking up in the world he hated. Now imagine, Tom Riddle, waking up in the body of a Duke who wasn't even given a name in the novel. (He would know because he has a photographic memory, ok? It's totally not because he read it more than 14 times) and then saying fuck it and owning it.

Just think, Tom taking over the world slowly with his worldly knowledge while trying to keep Harry alive because even though he was right about Harry being smart; the guy treats his life like Draco treats his money - you get the idea.

[tangledinink]

i fucking love it when people draw the turtles wagging their tails. my god. there's nothing better.

[copperbug9]

I like them just a normal amount… Just a normal amount…

[slopdoughnut]

Ok, everything seems to have calmed down, now let's all just rela-

WHAT. THE. FFFFFFFFFFF-UUUCK

Pls god what happened now I don't have time for another tumblr rabbit hole deep dive