#[ answered | kurt ]

[cosmicisbored]

YOU GOOD ARTIST.....PLEASE... May I have some logurt scrap.....I SHALL GIVE YOU MY FIRST BORN AND ALL THE BINGUS COINS !!!

ofc here’s a lil crumb for ya 🫶

[kitchen-soup]

you could draw the blue man in the cat ear gaming headphones, gaming streamer au or smth idk lol

I think he would be malevolent and evil to his animal crossing island

[soranatus]

[timbit-robin-art]

If you’re still taking requests, would you have any interest in drawing Wolvie being pals with Morph & Nightcrawler? Your X-Men art is too cute for this world btw 🥰

I mostly did this just to force myself to stop obsessively drawing Gamboi.

[faerieomenart]

Don't look at me ok ok? This is a so-so warm up that I drew in hopes of working on my other art projects after, but I ended up calling it after this and not drawing KAJSKAJK. Just felt like sharing this, despite it looking so stiff :') I love this fuzzy elf though.

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

Nightcrawler? yes please

"Charles?"

"Come in," he answered,"I've been expecting you." He turned in his chair and regarded you. And you appreciate him making an effort trying to stay out of your head. It's not a happy place right now and you don't want it meddled with.

"You need to keep the kids close to the house this week," you urge.

He frowned slightly, "This could be a chance to-"

"They beat me with electrical cords, starved me, and told me I was full of demons," you tell him flatly, "And they were supposed to love me. What do you think they would do to some random kid?"

Kurt stepped closer behind you and rubbed your upper arms, reminding you he was there. He'd offered to do this for you. To let you rest. To let you try and calm your mind.

"Y/N I understand-"

"Do you?" You ask, "They told everyone I was dead. And even today they still called me a witch."

"And other things," Kurt added, mouth twisting in disgust. A slut. A whore. Degrading you in public. And for what? Having the gaul to get ice cream? How did they know what happened in your bed room? And why did they care?

Charles looked from you to Kurt and nodded. Seeing the events of the day through Kurt's eyes instead. "We'll monitor the situation," he compromised.

"And I'd expect protestors. Probably unarmed. But they'll make a hell of a racket. And whip up a mess- they have a specific play book."

"One you know well?" Charles asked.

"Unless they've changed but- the church elders aren't going to let go until they die off and they won't change anything until they have to."

"Then I think we're well situated to handle it," he said.

"Charles," Kurt protested, "It's not-"

"We will protect her," Charles said, remembering the little girl who'd tripped her way out of the woods so many years before. With nothing but scraps of eavesdropped information and change from the couch cushions to get her this far from home.

[erosmutt]

ok like i dont expect you to write this or anything its more just food for thought- which hayden characters, including hayden, would be a boobs guy, a butt guy, or thigh guy or something else lmaooo

ugh i luh yew for this. disclaimer, most of them are ass men <3

☆ HAYDEN : ass

I'll be real... I don't know. All his exes are flat skinny girls... KIDDING! Hayden is an ass man! He's not one to objectify, but he can appreciate a nice ass when he sees one. He's the type to give your ass a swat in passing, just because. Or because he likes to see it jiggle. Either way, he likes to touch it. Fills his hand nicely.

☆ SAM : boobs

Sam... just objectifies girls. All the time. He's a horny teenage boy, and nothing gets him off quicker than a nice rack on a girl. His favorite pastime is watching the volleyball girls play, and all he can imagine is grabbing at their tits, or burying his face into them.

☆ SCOTT : boobs

Scott'll stare at your tits shamelessly. Especially since Horizon's activities call for so much hard labor, you're constantly moving and working up a sweat. You mostly wear camisoles and tanktops, so he has an amazing view of your cleavage. Plus you sweating usually equals a see through top, which is an amazing perk.

☆ ANAKIN : boobs

Anakin hates that he can't see your body well in your Jedi attire, but he can see your breasts a bit because of the fabric straining against them. He gets distracted during training watching your tits bounce while you swing your saber about.

☆ JAMES : ass

ass man. ASS. MAN. James' favorite position is doggystyle because he gets to watch your ass ripple and jiggle when his hips smack into it. he'll do double takes when he's walking down the street after seeing a girl with a fat ass. bonus points if you're chubby - fatter ass and a whole lotta whole lotta for him to grab onto!

☆ CLAY : thighs

Clay loves your thighs because they make such a comfortable resting spot. After a hectic day at the office, all he wanted was to bury his head in your plush thighs to relax. The way you'd play in his hair while he rested was also even better.

☆ BILLY : hips

No matter what, Billy always has his hands on your hips. he loves to stand behind you, loves to feel you up. whenever you try and step away, he grabs you by your hips and pulls you back into him. he likes the sense of power it gives him.

☆ LORENZO : boobs + waist

Your body was what initially drew Lorenzo in, but your resourcefulness was a plus, so he said. Totally not your cleavage and waist. He helped you get dressed one morning (he was squatting at your place hiding from Gerbino, go figure) and he refused to get his hands off your waist. Just constantly roaming from your tits to your waist, back and forth. He kept saying it was to adjust your undergarments which you knew was NOT true but... it felt good, so you didn't make a move to stop him.

☆ LUKE : ass

For the same reasons as James and Billy. He loves to worship your body, loves to touch on you, just to be near you. He loves you, but the thing that really made him fall in love was your ass in the jeans you wore on your first date together.

☆ KURT : ass

He just loves your ass. Just does. He loves eating it too. He'll absolutely fiend for you, antsy for you to come home so he can worship your ass. Spank it, grip it, fuck it... any and everything. If it can be done, he'll do it to your ass.

☆ DON : thighs

Don likes to rest. He's content with just sitting. Napping, reading a book, just nothing too strenuous. One day you came and sat on his thigh after washing the dishes, and the way your thighs squished and spread had him curious. Despite being married for a few years, you two had only been intimate a handful of times, which meant he hadn't paid your body much attention. So he began to invite you to sit on his lap, and one hand would idly caress your thighs while the other would jot down notes as he prepped for his next sermon.

☆ VADER : hips

He feels like he has control over you when he holds you by your hips. Plus his hands are so large, it's hard for you to get out of his grasp... generally.

☆ AJ : ass

AJ can appreciate any woman's body, but it's something about a girl's ass that always gets him. He's always at fancy gatherings courtesy of his job, so there are always women wearing fancy dresses - most that accentuate their figures. Also, strip clubs. Can't forget those. His favorite thing about the clubs is the dancers bending over right in his face. All he wants to do is give their asses a good, firm smack. He wished they had a bit more, though. Why do they always hire skinny, flat girls to be dancers?

☆ LEO : hips

You two went to dinner after getting engaged, and the dress you wore had him in a frenzy. It wasn't a skimpy dress or anything either, it just accentuated your natural curves. While he was guiding you around, his hand was on your hips at all times. He'd occasionally give a slight squeeze, not to tease you, just because he needed to have a feel of you constantly.

☆ STEPHEN : thighs + boobs

Stevie likes anything about a woman that's maternal. Or, what he considers maternal. Big breasts, thick thighs... those are all things he associates with a mature woman. So naturally, he wants a woman with those physical attributes!

[teddyccino]

remember when I watched The Thing (1982) remember how fun that was

[larcenywrites]

I love the lil bamfs! I wish I can squish their cheeks irl

Here’s a collection of bamfs for squishing :)

[bimbo-baggins17]

Pookie your thoughts on nudist beach with the boys or just going to a beach/lake that's completely hidden and nobody has ever been there and it's secluded so you could just walk and fuck any where u want with out fear of being seen of heard

I think all of them would be interested it’s just the reactions that would be different.

Sam would try to play it off all nonchalant like he didn’t care but really his hands are suddenly clammy and his heart racing. Same with Scott. They got you bent over, face pressed against a tree. I think Sam and Scott are pretty much the same character just different styles

Anakin doesn’t care where you guys are. Anywhere he wants. Anywhere you want. If his dick is hard and he can get your pants down, he’s fucking you

James would try to make it a bit more romantic than just fucking outside if that makes sense. More tender but he doesn’t care as long as he has you.

Jacob and Lorenzo? They’re used to fucking outside so it’s not that big of a thing to either of them but they’re absolutely down for it. Wherever you want.

Clay would fuck in the water.

Don would try to find more of a nicer place. A bed of wildflowers maybe?

Do you really think you got Kurt to go outside?

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i finished reading krakoa era and comic cherik are amazing SO i wanted to ask do you have any favorite issues/series i still don't really remember how to call it where cherik are also cool?? some iconis comic moments with them maybe??

im FARRR from finishing all of krakoa (ive probably barely even made a dent in this series), though i do think following the HoX + PoX issues themselves are great if we're talkin cherik-focused issues/books. i already said one of my fave aspects of cherik is their moments working together, so having a whole Omnibus dedicated to them Working Together and trusting each other (bonus points for Protective Erik with the Something Sinister bit) is already guaranteeing a sure spot in my Faves collection

one of my fave cool moments i've read so far- which is a moment i wager a lot of people can agree is Sick As Hell Visually if i may be so daring- is ABSOLUTELY this sequence from Inferno #4

any time erik and charles get to do some bamf shit together it is IMMEDIATELY peak to me this cannot be disputed and i'd be lying if i didn't say i bought this run solely for this moment here (ignore the fact they fumble this fight horribly that dont matter they looked cool as hell for five seconds !!!!!!!!!!!)

i can't wait to read more and find even more moments i love and want to tape to my eyelids <3 !!

[thepersonalquotes]

No one is afraid of heights, they're afraid of falling down. No one is afraid of saying I love you, they're afraid of the answer…

Kurt Cobain

[imperiuswrecked]

pssst can i please ask you to spoiler the raven baby reveal to me...?

So the summary of X-Men Blue: Origins (2023) Mystique is wandering around New York acting crazy and mumbling about her lost baby, Kurt catches up with her and tries to talk her into calming down.

Kurt gives Raven his sword which breaks the mental barriers and it's revealed that while Raven was married to Baron Wagner, she and Irene were an on again, off again, couple who would hook up with other people whenever it helped their goals.

Raven had hired Irene to be the housemaid so she could stay close while Raven was married to Wagner, using his money/influence as they wanted and having a torrid love affair with Irene in private. Azazel shows up and Irene encouraged Raven to have an affair with him as well, because she had visions of the future.

Basically Irene wanted a love child with Raven, but needed Azazel to believe he was the father because she knew that unless Kurt was set on a path to be his constant foe/destroyer of his plans then Azazel would rise to power.

Irene's visions aren't something she can stop and she lives her life according to how to bring about her visions but she doesn't tell Raven any of this until 5 years after Kurt's birth. So she and Raven have a child, Kurt, and from my understanding of the reading, Mystique can copy the genes down to a molecular level and took the gene patterns from Azazel and Baron Wagner and impregnated Irene. So Kurt doesn't have 2 parents, he has 4, well 5 including Margali Szardos who was his adopted mom. Kurt is now battling for the #1 spot for "most parents and most confusing parental origin in comics" and he's up against the Maximoff twins who have gone through 3 sets of parents.

Back to the story, Raven dumps Azazel who is such a pathetic loser, I love that lol. Raven fakes being pregnant by shapeshifting to look like she is pregnant as the months go by. Baron Wagner discovers his wife's affairs, and being the homophobe he is, is stabbed by Raven who then spends the next few months switching between forms to make people believe that the Baron and his wife are both still around, waiting until Irene gives birth. I'm guessing because Raven intended to use the Baron's money/pretending to be him so she and Irene could live in comfort or until they wanted to move on.

Irene is the one who gives birth to Kurt, and Raven overcome with joy/love for Kurt doesn't want his first sight of her to be human so she reveals herself.

The townspeople are of course in an uproar, want to kill the demon woman and her demon child, Irene tells Raven to get to safety and that she would be ok, but Raven fears for Irene so she leaves Kurt under a tree and rushes back to kill the people who would hurt her wife and discovers Irene is missing, she runs back to find Kurt and he's gone too.

Five years pass and she finds Irene again, this time watching a young Rogue, Irene reveals everything to Raven, the Azazel vision, Irene needed Kurt to be raised as an outcast etc. Raven and Irene both know they are in a toxic relationship, but they love each other too much so they went to the one man who can make everything worse, Charles Xavier. Of course Xavier does what he does best, erases people's memories and implants new ones.

So now Kurt has 2 deadbeat mutant moms, 1 deadbeat demonic mutant father, 1 dead human father, and 1 adopted mother and they all give him the most drama & trauma that you will ever see in comics! Love wins (?)

I am currently taking donations to hire Kurt a therapist (who isn't Professor X), save an elf's sanity and donate /jk

I will say that this origin, though very messy, does at least confirm that Irene is just as messy/toxic as Raven, so I hope they continue to be totally bad for each other and 100% in love, which is very refreshing to see in wlw couples and I really hope they do not try to soften their edges, especially Raven's, I do not want a "good mother Raven", but time will tell. Also finally Kurt is Baron Wagner's son technically due to partially copied genetics so it finally makes sense for why Kurt has the Wagner last name, which is something that always bugged me, because imo if he had zero connection to the Baron then he wouldn't have the Wagner last name. Also this doesn't invalidate the Azazel retcon from before because again technically Azazel believes Kurt is his son, and Kurt does have partially copied genetics from Azazel.

I think it was a really tough balancing act to have to write, I wish it could have been written a bit better or the thoughts of Rogue actually being Irene/Raven's daughter would have worked better. Like imagine if Raven and Irene were both pregnant, Irene had Rogue and Raven had Nightcrawler or Irene had them both as twins, then they wouldn't just be foster/adopted siblings but also bio siblings, and it could have opened up the door for more stories involving them as brother and sister trying to deal with their mothers. Marvel constantly ignores the potential for Rogue and Kurt's sibling dynamic and I wish we got more of it in the comics. I get that the writer was trying to keep to the old canon while creating the new canon and using the original plan for Kurt's parentage, so while I feel it's way too complicated this is also comics where complicated plots and retcons have been a long standing tradition meant to torment us readers.

[timbit-robin-art]

I saw your Mio doodle and now I wonder about a Light Music Club X-Men Edition.. Scott can be on drums he'd be so good at keeping time... whatever Ororo is on (because she'd slay at every instrument) she has to ALSO be on vocals because I believe that's just canon..

maybe Logan can be their roadie

Ah, K-On. My one weakness. I went a little overboard when picturing this, so whoops.

I imagine this being in a universe where there’s still mutants, but Xavier isn’t making them use their powers to fight. Instead, the institute is for learning how to control their powers/providing refuge for mutants who have nowhere else to go, and they go to a mutant/normal human mixed private school for normal education.

Here’s some of my ideas for the club members so far:

Ororo is the bass player and lead vocalist. She’s been inspired to be in a band ever since she lived on the streets as a little kid, where she saw a bass player performing live. Freshmen year of high school, she hears someone absolutely going ham on the drums, and finds Scott playing on his own. It took a while, but she finally convinced Scott to join her. She’s the heart and soul of the group, and main character along with Scott. I don’t see her living at the institute, though Xavier keeps the offer open. Instead, she may live with a 19/20 year old Gambit, who’s living off of the Guild’s money and trying to lay low.

Scott is the drum player. After Xavier picked him off of the streets, he got a bit lost in the mansion and discovered a drum set in the music room (I imagine it used to belong to Erik/Magnus). Xavier sees that the boy has natural rhythm, and decides to find him a teacher. Scott forms a middle school band with the O5, but they had a falling out, causing everyone to go their separate ways. However, Scott is still very passionate about the drums, which is why he eventually joins Ororo. He may be more pessimistic, but his passion for the drums is more than enough to keep him going.

Kurt is the pianist. He’s a transfer student from Germany and has always wanted to be a part of a band like Ororo. It was him that suggested the idea of forming an actual club, and he’s the big idealist/optimist of the group. I can see him not knowing too much on how to play piano, minus the basics he learned from his mother (she taught him how to play despite his three fingers), so when he moves into the institute, Xavier teaches him how to play better. Even though there are some people at school who treat him just as bad as the mobs from his home, he’s still willing to get out there and play with the group.

Hank is the guitarist. He used to be a part of the same group as Scott, but after everyone split a part, he stopped playing entirely. I can see him being intrigued by the talk of a “light music club,” but after seeing Scott was there, he wants nothing to do with it. Eventually, he joins a practice session after Ororo gets through to him, and he realizes just how much he misses playing. Scott and him have the friends-turned-hostile-turned-back-into-friends relationship. Unlike the other three O5 members, his love for music trumps any hostile feelings after the falling out, and he’s willing to give it another go.

Ah, but you can’t have a club without a faculty member as your sponsor;

Mr. Logan was the only available candidate for this. After a lot of begging (and promises that they’d wash his motorcycle every weekend), they eventually get him on board. He pretends to hate it, but it slowly becomes obvious that he has a soft spot for the group. He sees the passion they all have, and it reminds him of when he was younger (hmm… what if Logan was the bass player Ororo saw when she was younger…).

Of course, if we follow K-On, we must have a 5th member that joins later on. I have no idea who that could be. I think there’s a lot of fun ideas depending on who.

[justice-maul]

Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler x Dom Male Reader

Authors Note: Thank you for being so patient and sweet anon! I hope this was good even though it was a bit short, btw why is there almost zero gif options for Kurt? 🤨

To say Kurt was both shy and confused the most part of your relationship is an understatement, Kurt has never been with anyone and barely has any friends because of his appearance and so making a hundred friends seemed more likely then ever having a romantic partner to his brain, let alone someone like you

You were a member of the X-men and a pretty powerful one at that, but despite your abilities you were kind to the right person and that person happened to be Kurt

Kurt was instantly drawn to you like a moth to a flame, you were a confident natural leader and he admired how you were able to take charge in any situation, at first he was just envious but that envy eventually turned into attraction and awe as he began to find himself naturally drawn to you, and luckily you were interested in him as well

Growing up the way he did as a mutant, he was convinced no one could look past his blue skin, tail, and claws until you, you were strong but gentle with him and you took an instant liking to him, he was shy, sweet, and absolutely adorable to you so you were always very honest and kind with him

Kurt was unused to such positive attention from anyone, and even though every time you smiled at him his heart would flutter, the way you appreciated and valued him was new and even frightening to him

Already sensing his insecurity you moved slowly with him, befriending him and slowly gaining his trust, giving him space and reassurance to where overtime he felt the safest with you and would teleport you guys to quiet spots to talk

It was one of those nights where he teleported you with him to a beautiful beach at night where you shared your first kiss, it was so gentle and oh so soft and sweet, he was very cautious and wasn't sure of himself but you made it easier and you guys took it slow with your new found relationship

While Kurt embraces his submissive nature with you, it's something he's still getting comfortable with. He's used to keeping his feelings hidden and avoiding attention. Submitting fully is new territory that frightens as much as it excites him

You take the lead gently, letting Kurt set the pace. Showering Kurt with affection and praise to help him feel at ease, giving him soft kisses and caresses that encourage him to open up more each time

As Kurt relaxes into your caring dominance, he discovers a side of himself he never knew, he finds safety, trust and deep pleasure in you guiding their intimacy, the way you gauge each response, listening for any signs of reluctance checking in with him frequently to ensure his comfort, it all makes him melt and feel more secure with you

Your relationship becomes a sanctuary for you both to blossom in all ways, your personalities complementing each other in a way that nurtured and healed you both, and let's be honest, Kurt deserved the world, and he feels with you, he has exactly that.

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

X-men brainrot is also fantastic <3 :)

Kurt found you in the garden, sitting on the ground and coaxing deer to eat from your hands. They came with no fear, as if tamed. But Kurt knew better. You'd used your gift to call them and now you were feeding them.

It made you feel better. He'd seen you feed bears, boars, and, he reflected with a smirk, Wolverine- though he wasn't an animal. The image of the grumpy old man accepting snacks from you still tickled him.

"Sweetheart?"

"I'm okay," you answer, stroking the deer and letting them go. "Just- I wasn't expecting to see them."

He nodded and took a seat behind you and wrapped himself around you, hiding his face in the crook of your neck, "Is that why you've been avoiding me, bunny?"

"I just didn't feel like I should subject people to me right now," you sigh leaning back into him. Not able to resist the familiarity of being caged in by his long slender limbs. Or the slight ticklish feeling of his fur against your skin.

He tutted, scolding you wordlessly and tilted your chin up with his tail so he didn't need to let you go. Lips finding yours tenderly. He couldn't find the words he wanted in any language to tell you what he wanted to say. He KNEW how deep the wounds went. He'd seen them laid bare and kissed every scar until he knew them as well as he knew his own.

The words they called you. The names. They'd torn so many of those wounds open anew. And the guilt was eating at you. Guilt you didn't have to feel. That you shouldn't feel. Not with him or anyone. Your love was given and received freely. And so far as Kurt was concerned, no vows had been said in a church but the promises were made. From the moment he asked you if you were sure and taking his hand,, looking up at him with eyes so trusting he thought his heart would break, you said "Yes, I love you."

Salt hits his tongue but he doesn't pull away. Because you don't. You only wiggle enough to get loose and stroke his hair. And It's all the encouragement Kurt needs. If his Bunny needs him this way for now, then so be it. As long as she comes home.