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Y'all be like "be a freaky queer" and then have a problem with polyamory, premarital Sex and being attracted to gnc Trans people 😭

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will 2015 be my anime year? will i hangout with my friends on the roof of the school? will someone make me a bento box? will i finally kiss kiss fall in love?

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in case you have a bag or a hat or a jean jacket or something that is not silly enough, i have these buttons in my shop 🥗🍔🥯☕🍩🍗🥞

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crying

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i don't like soup what do you recommend

complete ego death and rebirth

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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bro we're so fucked they just integrated a ticking clock into the background music

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every now and then the internet decides it should revamp the ole “stop texting first and see how many friends you lose” when in reality you could literally just communicate that u feel bad that ur the only one texting first

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god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy

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Diet companies won’t tell you this but starving yourself is a lot worse for your health than overeating

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I am exceptionally lucky in that my parents never hit me, grounded me, confiscated my things, banned me from my hobbies or threatened any of these actions to make me behave as a kid. as an adult it has made me realise how very very long a road most people have to traverse before they can take a statement like 'no rule that must be enforced by threat is legitimate' seriously.

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malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

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id be a really good princess in a tower

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Phone in bed? Incorrect! Friends in bed! (my friend are in the ohone:])

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i love telling people "godspeed" it adds so much weight and dignity to everything i'll say it to a friend driving cross country or a coworker grabbing lunch from the corner store like good luck bitch!! may the road rise to meet you and the wind be at your back!!!