#luke ryder

[kllyslutz]

photos that make me BURST AT THE SEEMS or impregnate me 🎀

[haydenslvr]

he’s so mesmerizing…

[thesassypadawan]

Are You Afraid Of The Dark (Luke x FemReader)

Summary:  This isn’t how you imagined your Halloween night panning out.  You thought you would just have a little ‘fun’, while spooking the ever-living shit out of your poor scaredy cat.  Instead things have changed…in a ghoulishly delightful sort of way. 

Warnings: 18+ (minors dni), because all the lovely smut.  Cockwarming, spooky movie, and…Luke’s long, fat dick.

Notes: Happy Kinktober all you, lovelies! 🖤🧡

- Warm breath fans across your face, lips graze the shell of your ear.  “What’s the matter, pumpkin?”  Strong arm tightens around your waist; presses and keeps your back firmly to his chest.  While his hand gripes gently, lazily traces ‘soothing’ circles on your thigh.  “Too spooky for a scaredy cat like you?”

- Huffing softly, you shift and fidget on Luke’s lap.  “Me…ME?!”  His thick cock buried deep in your cunt, brushing at that sweet little spot.  “I’m n-not the one who insists w-we sleep with a nightlight.”

- “Sssh…”  Fingers knead, squeeze your subtle flesh; slowly migrate lower, ghost over your pert mound.  Causing the heat to blossom on your cheeks, spread through your body. “It’s about to get to the good part.”

- “W-wait, this isn’t how it’s s-supposed to happen!”  You try your best to stop him, wriggle free.  Turn off the tv before it gets to that one gory scene, the very one that made you chose to watch this slasher flick…in hopes of giving him a good freight.  “You’re t-the one-”

- The screen fades to black and the music grows more intense.  You already know what’s coming next, there’s not a single doubt in your mind.  However that still doesn’t stop you from involuntarily rocking your hips.  Plush walls starting to clench around him from the tension building up in the room, inside of you.  “Noooo!  Don’t g-go in there!  No no n-no no…”

- A high-pitched scream…  The sight and sound of blood splattering…  And…  “NOOO!!”

- “Calm down…”  He coos, his hold on you tightening.  Nose nuzzling your neck affectionately, teeth nip ever so tenderly.  “I’m right here…”

- Dipping between your soaked folds, he rolls your neglected nub.  “Nothing big and bad is going to hurt you…”  Teasing it a bit; applying just enough pressure to make your legs start quivering, feeling like jelly.  “Except maybe…me.”

- With a low growl, he thrusts upwards.  “Thought you were real sneaky, huh?”  Fat tip slamming, hitting your cervix in such a delicious way.  That has you gasping, mewling weakly from the overwhelming rush of both pleasure and fear.  “Telling me this was going to be another ‘hocus pocus’ kiddie movie; didn’t have anything to worry about.”

- Head falls back onto his shoulder, eyes clamp shut.  Desperately wanting to hide away, from the horrific scene that plays out in front of you. “Meanwhile, you were planning to scare the ever-living shit out of me.”  Covering up the fact that he has your stomach twisting, knotting up from your approaching orgasm.  “Well, got news for you.”

- Slapping your pussy harshly, you cry out.  Eyes snapping open, widening in fright at the sight of another victim being slayed.  “Tables been turned.”  Back arching slightly, hips grinding against his pathetically.  “Now you’re going to be screaming and begging…all movie long.”

- Pace increases; vision blurs from your tears of terror, ecstasy.  You’re so painfully close to unraveling completely, crashing and spiraling into the abyss.  All you can manage to do is babble, whine as you slump forward; a last-ditch effort to block out the carnage.  “Pro-promise, w-won’t do it again!  Please, just…just…”   

- “When you put it that way.”  Grabbing your chin, pinching it between his thumb and index finger.  You think he’s going to subject you to watching the next untimely death though, instead… “Fine; make a deal with you, sweetheart.  I’ll turn this off, finish taking care of you.  Only if answer my question.”  …he turns your face towards him.  “Are you afraid of the dark?”

- Licking your lips; walls pulsing, shuddering.  And you can’t help but compare Luke’s grin to the villain’s, as he chops up the next poor unfortunate soul.  “I-I’ll admit it…”

- This isn’t how you imagined your Halloween night panning out.  But with the way he’s making you wail and rearranging your guts.  “I-I’m…”  It’s going to ended up being much MUCH better, a ghoulishly delightful one.   “Afraid of the d-dark…"

Tag List: @espinathena-17, @myheartwillgoon2022, @laylaplease, @princessswifie, @kenobiskywalker16, @loverforoldermen, @jediavengers, @avescorner-blog, @valyna27, @xoxo-hayden-fangurl-xoxo, @laoif, @decaffeinatedunicorn, @fredswrite

[erosmutt]

ok like i dont expect you to write this or anything its more just food for thought- which hayden characters, including hayden, would be a boobs guy, a butt guy, or thigh guy or something else lmaooo

ugh i luh yew for this. disclaimer, most of them are ass men <3

☆ HAYDEN : ass

I'll be real... I don't know. All his exes are flat skinny girls... KIDDING! Hayden is an ass man! He's not one to objectify, but he can appreciate a nice ass when he sees one. He's the type to give your ass a swat in passing, just because. Or because he likes to see it jiggle. Either way, he likes to touch it. Fills his hand nicely.

☆ SAM : boobs

Sam... just objectifies girls. All the time. He's a horny teenage boy, and nothing gets him off quicker than a nice rack on a girl. His favorite pastime is watching the volleyball girls play, and all he can imagine is grabbing at their tits, or burying his face into them.

☆ SCOTT : boobs

Scott'll stare at your tits shamelessly. Especially since Horizon's activities call for so much hard labor, you're constantly moving and working up a sweat. You mostly wear camisoles and tanktops, so he has an amazing view of your cleavage. Plus you sweating usually equals a see through top, which is an amazing perk.

☆ ANAKIN : boobs

Anakin hates that he can't see your body well in your Jedi attire, but he can see your breasts a bit because of the fabric straining against them. He gets distracted during training watching your tits bounce while you swing your saber about.

☆ JAMES : ass

ass man. ASS. MAN. James' favorite position is doggystyle because he gets to watch your ass ripple and jiggle when his hips smack into it. he'll do double takes when he's walking down the street after seeing a girl with a fat ass. bonus points if you're chubby - fatter ass and a whole lotta whole lotta for him to grab onto!

☆ CLAY : thighs

Clay loves your thighs because they make such a comfortable resting spot. After a hectic day at the office, all he wanted was to bury his head in your plush thighs to relax. The way you'd play in his hair while he rested was also even better.

☆ BILLY : hips

No matter what, Billy always has his hands on your hips. he loves to stand behind you, loves to feel you up. whenever you try and step away, he grabs you by your hips and pulls you back into him. he likes the sense of power it gives him.

☆ LORENZO : boobs + waist

Your body was what initially drew Lorenzo in, but your resourcefulness was a plus, so he said. Totally not your cleavage and waist. He helped you get dressed one morning (he was squatting at your place hiding from Gerbino, go figure) and he refused to get his hands off your waist. Just constantly roaming from your tits to your waist, back and forth. He kept saying it was to adjust your undergarments which you knew was NOT true but... it felt good, so you didn't make a move to stop him.

☆ LUKE : ass

For the same reasons as James and Billy. He loves to worship your body, loves to touch on you, just to be near you. He loves you, but the thing that really made him fall in love was your ass in the jeans you wore on your first date together.

☆ KURT : ass

He just loves your ass. Just does. He loves eating it too. He'll absolutely fiend for you, antsy for you to come home so he can worship your ass. Spank it, grip it, fuck it... any and everything. If it can be done, he'll do it to your ass.

☆ DON : thighs

Don likes to rest. He's content with just sitting. Napping, reading a book, just nothing too strenuous. One day you came and sat on his thigh after washing the dishes, and the way your thighs squished and spread had him curious. Despite being married for a few years, you two had only been intimate a handful of times, which meant he hadn't paid your body much attention. So he began to invite you to sit on his lap, and one hand would idly caress your thighs while the other would jot down notes as he prepped for his next sermon.

☆ VADER : hips

He feels like he has control over you when he holds you by your hips. Plus his hands are so large, it's hard for you to get out of his grasp... generally.

☆ AJ : ass

AJ can appreciate any woman's body, but it's something about a girl's ass that always gets him. He's always at fancy gatherings courtesy of his job, so there are always women wearing fancy dresses - most that accentuate their figures. Also, strip clubs. Can't forget those. His favorite thing about the clubs is the dancers bending over right in his face. All he wants to do is give their asses a good, firm smack. He wished they had a bit more, though. Why do they always hire skinny, flat girls to be dancers?

☆ LEO : hips

You two went to dinner after getting engaged, and the dress you wore had him in a frenzy. It wasn't a skimpy dress or anything either, it just accentuated your natural curves. While he was guiding you around, his hand was on your hips at all times. He'd occasionally give a slight squeeze, not to tease you, just because he needed to have a feel of you constantly.

☆ STEPHEN : thighs + boobs

Stevie likes anything about a woman that's maternal. Or, what he considers maternal. Big breasts, thick thighs... those are all things he associates with a mature woman. So naturally, he wants a woman with those physical attributes!

[bookstoreb4be]

im litt going insane rn like im running laps

[xhunnybeeex]

✧ 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙

🌕-oneshot (SFW)

🌑-oneshot(NSFW)

🤖-janitor ai bot

⭐-headcannons

🌼-fics

anakin skywalker:

🌑 make me god : priest! anakin (kinktober post 1)

hayden christensen : empty

stephen glass:

🌑 muffled : bondage! steve (kinktober post 4)

scott barringer:

🌑 only 50 dollars an hour!: camboy! scott (kinktober post 2)

sam monroe:

🌑 black lipstick: force-fem! sam (kinktober post 3)

lorenzo di lamberti : empty

don piper: empty

clayton beresford: empty

billy quinn: empty

james kelly:

🤖 toy box : bf! james

-𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖒𝖆𝖞 𝖇𝖊 𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖉-

last updated : october 27th, 2024

[mrschristensen]

Kinktober Day 18 (10/18): Sex Toys starring Luke Ryder

Kinktober Masterlist

WARNINGS: smut (READ AT YOUR OWN RISK), female s/o, dom Luke/sub s/o, sex toys (vibrator and butt plug), bondage (using handcuffs), degradation/dirty talk, pet names/name calling (slut), edging, mention of orgasm denial, lmk if I missed any!

synopsis: After a stressful day being a news reporter, Luke comes home to rewind. There, he indulges in his favorite pastime; fucking his girl.

-> note: This is a world where the monsters and the whole apocalypse thing never happened (or you can imagine it before/after but without him dying). Also, I had to do this prompt with Luke, 'cause... WE ALL KNOW HE'S A FREAK (literally confirmed in the movie)

WC: 541 words

Luke hastily yet sloppily takes off the majority of the clothes he wore to work today, besides his shirt and pants, obviously. He was absolutely done with the day; and the fact he had to wait even longer for his girlfriend to get home, since he left early, was even more torturous.

He groaned, flopping onto the couch and burying his face in a pillow. His brain throbbed, overstimulated from the day's events, and he felt like just taking a nap until she came home. Yeah, that sounded like a pretty good idea right about now.

But then he heard the door close, and walking in came his beautiful lover, brows downturned yet furrowed slightly in concern and worry as she sees him. She makes her way over to him, feeling his forehead. "You okay, baby?" she asks ever so gently. "As soon as I saw your text that you were leaving early, I just... I had to leave work too. I couldn't help but think something was wrong..."

"No, I'm okay," he dismissed in a mumble, sitting up and smiling a bit at how much she was genuinely concerned for him. He pulled her onto his lap, kissing her gently. "'M just... in need of a break, I think."

"Yeah?" she questions, wrapping her arms around his neck instinctively. He smirked, and pulled her into another kiss, one more passionate this time. His tongue fought for dominance against hers, quite quickly winning the short-lived battle.

And soon they were on the bed, her hands cuffed to the headrest, unable to move them whatsoever. The vibrator on her clit teasingly buzzed on the lowest setting, and the shiny butt plug he inserted into her ass definitely wasn't helping either. It had its own separate set of vibrations, but he didn't even care to turn it on, just letting her feel the damn thing. How much was he going to tease her, she had no idea. But it made her body tingle with anticipation.

"You're such a slut for me," he coos, leaning in and kissing her neck, "I fuckin' love it."

After a while he turned up the vibrator, but only just a little. He also turned on the butt plug, but it was on its lowest setting like the vibrator previously was. It was torture after torture, edging her and bringing her close to the edge before denying it again.

But finally, after what seemed like hours, three words escaped his lips as he put both on the highest setting: "Cum for me."

And she did just that, whimpering loudly as her desperately awaited orgasm hit her like a tidal wave. It came over her hard and fast, riding the waves of her orgasm by basically humping the vibrator that still resided in his hands. He watched, soaking in the sight to its fullest, and helping her ride the waves of pleasure until she couldn't anymore.

"You like these toys better than me?" he asks her, to which she quickly shakes her head no. He smirked, chuckling. "I think otherwise..."

He turned the vibrator on again, on a higher setting. "Well... You're jus' gonna have to give me as many orgasms as I want 'til I decide you deserve me."

[nalit-source]

The Graham Effect (Campus Diaries Series) by Elle Kennedy

“I know I have my flaws. But I need to level up to be with this woman. She forces me to be better. I want to be better for her. I want to be her hero.”

[jadegmfu]

“baby we both know..”

“fuck i love you so much.”

why is he kinda slowly looking like “do i wanna know?”

[haydenslvr]

he’s so fucking cute

[thesassypadawan]

🖤Kinktober 2024 (Cum We Fly Ride)🧡

Welcome, everyone, to my very first Kinktober! Here you'll find a variety of delectable treats that I'm sure will make you scream! So sit back, relax, pick your poison wisely, and...enjoy all my hair-raising, spinetingling fics! Promise...no tricks here! 🎃

👻October 3rd: Are You Afraid Of The Dark - Luke Ryder (Cockwarming)

🎃October 7th: Milky Way - Will (Cunnilingus)

👻October 11th: Blood Sucker - Sam (Menophilia)

🎃October 16th: Nurse Stephen, Mr. Glass - Stephen (Switch)

👻October 21st: Tag 2 - David (Public)

🎃October 25th: Witchy Woman - A.J. (Begging/Edging)

👻October30th: Dolcetto O Scherzetto *Blurb* - Leo (Creampie)

🎃October 30th: Puck Slut 3.5 *Blurb* - Hayden (Anal)

👻October 31st: Repent - Don (Pastor/Religion)

🎃October 31st: Pumpkin *Headcanon* - Ani (Fluff and Smut)

👻October 31st: Costume *Headcanon* - Hayden (Fluff and Smut)

🎃 November 2nd: Ognissanti - Lorenzo (Glory Hole)

Happy Slut-O-Ween, lovelies! (If anyone is interested in being tagged for anything, just let me know) 🎃

[erosmutt]

ノ﹒𝐇𝐀𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐕𝐑𝐒𝐄．ıl

﹫﹒HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN﹐

﹫﹒SAM MONROE﹐

﹫﹒SCOTT BARRINGER﹐

﹫﹒JAMES KELLY﹐

﹫﹒CLAYTON BERESFORD﹐

﹫﹒BILLY QUINN﹐

﹫﹒KURT MATHESON﹐

﹫﹒A.J.﹐

﹫﹒STEPHEN GLASS﹐

﹫﹒LEO CAMPOLI﹐

﹫﹒LORENZO DI LAMBERTI﹐

﹫﹒LUKE RYDER﹐

[obessedwithfictionalmen]

The Graham effect by Elle Kennedy...

I read it last night.... 100000/10. Luke Ryder supremacy.

[maddiesflame]

The Graham Effect headers

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[go-see-a-starwar]

Today’s installment of “I watch Hayden Christensen’s filmography and tell you how pretty he is in it” is Vanishing on 7th Street (2010)

Hayden plays Luke, a local newscaster who wakes up to find nearly everyone in the city has mysteriously disappeared after a blackout. With a small group of survivors he fights to keep the ever encroaching darkness away.

How pretty is he in it?

He’s still in what I call the “Jumper-haircut” era which isn’t my favorite but for a guy 3 days into an apocalyptic event he looks pretty dang good here. (also I don’t know if this will make sense but “newscaster” is a perfect job for a Hayden character, he’s got the “good looking in an approachable way” thing newscasters should have)

Does he get drenched at some point? Sadly no classic Hayden drenching in this one, just some scenes with him very sweaty but still fully clothed. 1.5 💦 out of 5.

How’s the movie itself: I don’t know if it’s because I by default go into these Hayden movies with pretty minimal expectations but I actually rather liked this one? It’s billed as horror but is much more character-driven suspense with nearly no gore, which happens to be just my speed of “horror”. It has an effectively creepy atmosphere and I like the way we learn about the characters mostly through visuals and little clues. It’s definitely light on explanations, maybe a little too light on action and has a “wait it’s over?” kind of ending. The strong performances all around make up for a lot of the movie’s flaws, though does't quite overcome them.

Is the Rotten Tomatoes score unfairly low? Shockingly it’s not. It stands at nearly 50% which feels about right.

Surprise Star Wars!: Hayden playing someone named Luke who at one point is fending off the darkness with a stick of light gets a “I see what you did there” from this SW fan.

In short: I found this to be a decent October evening watch, creepy and moody, with good performances from our boy and the rest of the cast buoying a somewhat thin plot.

[mrschristensen]

Masterlists

Characters

Hayden Christensen

Anakin Skywalker (both AotC & RotS)

Darth Vader (both suitless & crispy)

Sam Monroe

Scott Barringer

Stephen Glass

Kurt Matheson

Luke Ryder

Leo Campoli

Lorenzo di Lamberti

James Kelly

Jacob (Outcast)

Will Beeman

A.J.

Clayton Beresford

Orin Krieg

Ben (New York, I Love You)

Characters I Hope To Write For (in the future)

these are Hayden movies I haven't seen yet, so it wouldn't be fair if I wrote for them but didn't watch the movie and analyze the character.

Don Piper (maybe)

David Rice

KINKTOBER 2024

NNN 2024

Hayden Christensen Masterlist

Anakin Skywalker Masterlist

Darth Vader Masterlist

Sam Monroe Masterlist

Scott Barringer Masterlist

Stephen Glass Masterlist

Kurt Matheson Masterlist

Luke Ryder Masterlist

Leo Campoli Masterlist

Lorenzo di Lamberti Masterlist

James Kelly Masterlist

Jacob (Outcast) Masterlist

Will Beeman Masterlist

A.J. Masterlist

Clayton Beresford Masterlist

Orin Krieg Masterlist

Ben (New York, I Love You) Masterlist