#[ SHUT UPPP! RAT!! ]

[yuki2sksksk]

Another KNY drabble with Obanai but it just came across my mind that some people might think Obanai hates all women and is misogynist -- SHUT UPPP IT'S CALLED TRAUMA FOR A REASON.

I think the correct way to describe how Obanai acts around women would be more 'uncomfortable'. He doesn't dislike them because he thinks men are superior and women are less than men yada yada -- he dislikes women because he was raised in an all women family and treated like a sacrifice for a snake demon.

Hello?? Is that not traumatizing then idk what is. He was a baby even then and grew up in a cage with no contact of outside world! Obviously this caused him to be uncomfortable around women and tends to be awkward.

You know, actually, i really REALLY like that Obanai was saved by Shinjuro and this led him possibly to know Kyoujuro since they were young. Something about a boy that was so used to hypocrite people and then met someone that radiates genuine honesty so much it's baffling. I think that's why Obanai likes Kyoujuro, because everything about him is real and truthful.

The same applies with his attraction to Mitsuri, who has an easily readable expression so lying is not her best forte. Also with Sanemi, due to his unfiltered words.

(oh god Obanai saying Giyuu's face looks like a rat and that's why he doesn't like him is probably because it's hard to know what Giyuu is thinking, so automatically Obanai hates him)

Ah I just thought of Shinobu with her emotions masking! Obanai probably hates her at first, feeling SUPER wary of her cause she's all smiles and sweet and he just has instant flashback AKDNSKSN.

Oh my god. Enemies to besties with Obanai and Shinobu. Besties that talk about swords cause their sword structures are unique. Obanai allowing Shinobu to extract Kaburamaru's poison for test. Shinobu giving special permission for Obanai bringing in Kaburamaru into the butterfly estate cause she knows he keeps his snake friend clean and healthy.

Shinobu, without realising it, helps Obanai to interact with girls more after spending time with each other. Obanai, offering support and encouragement for Shinobu when she feels insecure of her lack of physical strength.

(I'd say enemies to besties cause Obanai hates people that masked their intentions with sweet words and would word something like 'I hate fake women like you: and Shinobu misunderstood his hostility as a superior feeling against women then the aggressive tension between them is WILD until maybe they had a talk about their pasts)

Obanai appreciates honest people y'all, in a nutshell.

[diorsluv]

feather , part 29

“ i’m so sorry for your loss ”

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yourusername

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adamfantilli a rat on the roof…?

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username67 SOFT LAUNCH?

edwards.73 the skates are CLEANNNN

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_quinnhughes the hello kitty pajamas are really doing it for me

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lhughes_06 don’t tell her but i like her a lot 🤫

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jackhughes you went to the beach in hoodies 🤯

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username88 if luke was at the beach with his girl on christmas and the only girl he was with on christmas was our lil drizzy…

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jamie.drysdale 🤢

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_quinnhughes moosey did you actually buy the ring…

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username74 i can’t tell if he’s genuinely dating someone else or if it’s her and they’re just teasing each other

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colecaufield YOU WEREN’T LYING???

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rutgermcgroarty goddammit you’re gonna turn into THAT couple aren’t you

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adamfantilli tell your gf she can come to my place cuz i baked pumpkin spice cookies

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edwards.73 gross

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next chapter notes ) guys.. I KNOW I’VE BEEN INACTIVE but i’m really trying i promise

tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot @absolutelyhugh3s @jackquinnswife @freds-slut @love4ldr @blueeyedbesson @43hughes @v1olentdelights @dancerbailey3 @random-human02 @ho3forfakeguys@loveforaugust@cstads-blog

[hiveruled-moved]

He slowly chews on the bite of food as she speaks, unable to keep the flicker of ANGER from Sansa's response showing in his dark eyes. Quickly he looks down at his plate, turning the utensil over and over in his hand thoughtfully. During the years he spent in the company of the Lannisters, he and Sansa had RARELY spoken to one another despite their ties with Jon and both of them hailing from the North. There was little to no say he had in the matter of her staying in the Red Keep, therefore he held his tongue for the most part.

" You act as if I've offended or done some form of harm to you, Lady Stark. " Kai's gaze raises back up to look across the table at the other. A faint, polite smile graces his face and he tilts his cup back to finish of the ale within it. " If I've done so unknowingly, I apologize. But I do not believe it's appropriate to be questioning your brother's judgement into things that are your own concerns. "

he is the first one to voice words about her gaze. the rest of the accompanying parties realizing the tension, but knowing better to not speak of it. sansa does not care that jon prefers to stay in the company of men, but out of all of them possible this is the one he chooses to adore and spend his time with ? she doesn’t have to be happy about it, and she isn’t going to pretend she is. she knows the type of person kai is. all of her thoughts and observations contribute to an even longer silence between his words and her response. perhaps deliberately keeping him on the edge of his seat. ‘ just because you stay in the company of someone i trust, does not mean i trust you as a result. perhaps jon just continues to make bad choices in the company he keeps. ’

[astrangeghost]

"Omg hot take chef skinner wasn't evil he just didn't want a rat in his kitchen!!!!!!" SHUT UPPP FAKE ASS RATATOUILLE FAN DID YOU EVEN SEE THE SELLOUT MICROWAVEABLE MEALS HE WAS MAKING IN CHEF GUSTEAUS IMAGE DID YOU EVEN SEE HIM TRYING TO CHEAT LINGUINI OUT OF HIS INHERITANCE FOR MORE MONEYYYY don't even talk to me

[elven-kisses]

trying to enjoy a rats stream and all the little goblins in chat won't shut the fuck up about reddit life series discourse SHUT UPPPP SHUT UPPP I WANNA KNOW IF HES MAKING HAMMOCKS >:(((((((

[poacherprides]

obx4 spoilers i just made it all one post 🩷

omg cleo 😔 i feel so bad for her omg i just want her to be ok. also carlacia grant can actttt like

why does jjs shirt say pookie. just realized this.

shoupe is always showing up istg. can he like mind his own business

crying they are literally trying to hide a body 😭

“ai has come a long way” he’s so silly girl nobody believes u

this guy needs to be fired how do you not notice the dead body behind the couch you are an officer of the law come on guy

sobbing they were so small and happy once 😟😟

ok loyal 🤞thought he was gonna get w the real estate milf

yesss please let cleo get revenge kill his ass girl !

can she shut her british ass uppp omg

they looove to take away the men who raised their characters omg

“freaking cursive” i love him omg he’s so slow😭

i hate when i feel bad for rafe stay away from me white demon ✝️✝️✝️

although i do like that they’re not trying to totally redeem him and it’s just like his own version of self improvement

ik all the previous seasons centered around them but i’m kinda missing jarah 🤔

jb trying to have babies at nineteen 😭😭 slow down girl

uuuuggggh why am i hearing luke maybank’s voice rn

eeeeewwwwww why am i seeing him now

can he just like. die. like tell jj wtf going on and then goooo away forever

rafe is kinda funny leave kie tf alone

“trying to help. as usual” be serious rn

all he knows is be bisexual, kill ppl, and lie 😔

pope heyward 🩷🩷🩷🩷pope🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷i love him yay 🩷🩷🩷🩷

late onset polio 😭 cleo and sarah underrated duo i fear

it feels so nice to have season with big john or ward. like rip ig but like its kinda nice

sarah’s actually so real that’s an appropriate reaction to being in a narrow tunnel with rats

WHAT. WHAT. LUKE IS NOT HIS ACTUAL FATHER WHAT TGE ACTUAL FUCK

anyway. still shocked out of my balls. but like first part of the season is pretty damn good

[munch4march]

same anon who asked for the link but

the others are right you are marchy. it's confirmed

not only for the fic even though . oh my jesus

it's the deflecting praise like a mirror

be loved dumb fucking rat

this is so nice shhh

i can't take it rn i'm trying to memorize 250 works of art in one night

i will die. but i will die in praise. thank you. it's really so fucking sweet and i appreciate it so much

you guys are so SWEET. shut uppp ksdfjdkfj

got me blushin and kickin my feet over here

[ainecdote]

like. matty healy has BEEN a fucking rat. he's been a pseudo-intellectual cunt with terrible opinions that centrist philosophy majors have loved forever. just because his band has two good albums doesn't mean everyone's forgotten about that. and she had the gall to be like "well i'm happy :) and the EVIL PUBLIC just doesn't understand" SHUT UPPP

but daddy i love him is one of the most infuriating songs of all time... swifties think it's genius ofc but GOD. what a song to write about your racist situationship.

[mazojo]

Otani really went:

[bigboobyhalo]

NOOO SHUT UPPP BAD SETS UP EASTER EGG HUNTS FOR RAT HE SETS UP EASTER EGG HUNTS FOR HIS FLIPPING DOGGG DUDE OH MY GOD THAT'S ADORABLE

[thehooliganhangoutspot]

I Know What You Did In Vegas: THE ENDING (Sorry for it being so damn long literally)

*Bruno's phone rings* Bruno picks up phone: Hello Personal event organizer: Hey, Brunooo! What the fuck is uppp man! You having a good time at your little vacation Bruno smiles: Yea man, of course. Whats up! Haven't heard from you in a while... Personal event organizer: Well see, i hate to break up you guys fun butttt believe it or not, you need to squeeze in slime tour advertising. You guys have a sort of... Well you can call it "press conference" but theres only gonna be your biggest fans there. They ask you questions, you answer them then get the fuck out. Sound good? Bruno: Um, yea. This is kind of unexpected but ill reach the guys and let them know. When will it be? Personal event organizer: Tonight at 8:30 at The Old Organ House. Bruno: Alright. See you there man. *hangs up* Bruno's text to everyone: Hey guys, look, i know this is out of nowhere but i just got told we need to do some promoting. We have some kind of press conference shit to do tonight. Im gonna need you guys to all be there. Its at The Old Organ House at 8:30. Dont be late. *Times goes by and 8:30 comes* *Bruno sits outside of the building waiting for the others to come* *People start pouring into the building* *Phred and Jam show up first* Phred to Jam and Bruno: Whats up! Yall ready for this? *rubbing hands together readily* Jam: Yea Bruno: Yup Jam: We might as well go in and wait for the rest to come *they all walk in and take their seats in front of a microphone provided for them at the long table* *everyone in the room starts cheering soon as they sit down* *the men say their thank yous to everyone* *The rest of the band comes in and takes their seats* Man with microphone: Okay everyone quiet down, i can feeeeel the excitement in the room. This is the moment you all have been waiting for... *Camera lights flicker constantly on the whole band* Man with the microphone: Lets get the questions goinggg. No holding back. Letsssss start! I introduce to you all... Bruno Mars, Phredley Brown, Jamareo Artis, Philip Lawrence, Dwayne Dugger, Kameron Whalum, John Fossit And James King. Hereeee we go gentlemen. Lets begin. Bruno whispers to Phred: Where the FUCK is Eric! I specifically told everyone to be here ON TIME Phred: I dont know man, i haven't seen him since we parted ways when we got off the plane *John looks at Phred and smiles* *Fan stands up* Fan: Hi guysss. Omg this is really happening* fans eyes* okay. Sorry for the tears Bruno: *smiles* Its okay baby, keep going Fan: okay okay, This ones for Bruno...*clears throat* On a scale of 1-10, rate the upcoming tour Bruno: Damn, ill have to say 13 *crowd laughs* Bruno: At least thats what i think *looks at band* what do yall think? James: In my opinion, it all depends on who's shining this tour you know? Like it all depends on taking turns. Nobody likes a hog. Especially when the talent is dimmed down. I think you guys will enjoy the tour. Its guaranteed the front man will be changed Bruno looks at James: *scratches head* What do you mean by that... *Phil looks at James implying to stop talking* James: I mean like i just think that we need to push the real talent to the front. I mean... How far can one get on their looks when the vocals can be compared to less than rat shit Phil: NEXT QUESTION PLEASE *Fan stands up* *Bruno side eyes James* Fan: Hi boys Band: Hi Fan: Okay, i have a question for Duggy... Duggy: hit me with it! Fan: Okay, so i dont know howww true this is but my cousin called me one night and said she saw you around the street at night time. She said she saw you getting in multiple random cars. I just wanted to know, what were you doing and also what do i have to do to get you in my car *laughs* *whole audience laughs* Duggy's smile drops: No, no i don't know how true that could be. I mean like maybe your cousin was just tripping or something... Trying to get you all hype *fake laughs* but no sweetie. Im sorry. I wish i could say it was me. But no... *nervously screams* NEXT QUESTION Man with the microphone: Oh, looks like we've got a hand up over here all the way in the back *walks to the back* Finds fan, okay how are you ma'am. Come step up to the microphone... Stand so they can see you... *Storne stands up and straightens her shirt* Storne: Hey guys *Phred and John look in shock* Storne: This one is for Phred, What was going through your mind when you tried to dispose of me? *whole audience looks at Storne* Storne: Me, i was taken to a motel room with him and some other guy, was looked at as a piece of meat. Then when i didn't want to have sex with the two men... This one right here *points at Phred* knocked me unconscious with a telephone *audience gasps* Storne: I wake up in a dumpster in the dark. And walked home. I was too terrified to call the cops. I thought they'd come back for me... I stopped breathing for a minute when this all happened but as soon as i snapped out of it... I thank GOD that im here today to tell the story *audience claps and begins to boo Phred* Phred is shaking in his seat. Shaking so hard that the whole table is moving. The whole band sits there in shock just looking at him in disgust Bruno: My god, *looks at audience* i dont know what to say, im... Im speechless. I promise everyone watching at home that i didn't know ANYTHING about this and if i did, i promise you this man would have been fired in SECONDS *Angie rises from a seat in the back* Angie: You fuckin hypocrite. You're gonna really sit here and act like you haven't done anything in you're life as fucked up... *Jam looks into crowd* Jam whispers: ANGIE? Angie: Bruno, im pregnant. And the baby's yours. *Jam stands up and runs toward Bruno* Jam chocking Bruno: How could you you stupid bitch!!! Bruno: *gasping for air* Kam: *stands up and grabs Jam* CHILL MAN CHILL Bruno: Really? You just gonna come at me like that pussy? *takes off jacket* *Camera men move closer to the table* *Kam sits Bruno down* Kam: THATS ENOUGH, yall cut the shit! Phil screams out: I think we should stop the conference now. Please just give us some time to calm down Man with the microphone: I think this is quite juicy actually. Plus the show must go on... James: You always gotta stick up for him huh Phil? How much longer are you gonna ride that mans dick? Thats why your dream of taking over will never come true, you're too invested in being his little pussy ass sidekick Bruno: What is he talking about Phil? James: Tell him Phil, tell him how you really feel about him being in the spotlight. Tell him all the stuff you told me, about how you can sing better than himmmm and how you were always meant to be the front man... Bruno: Really Phil... You really think that huh? Phil: Yea... I do. Bruno: Fuck you man, you'll never be any better than i am. You're basically a nobody. They all come to see me. You mean nothing... Phil: What would your bitch ass do without me? *Pushes microphone over* Well now you'll learn today, I QUIT. Angie continues: I dont know why Bruno is playing dumb like he didn't know it was his. We always fucked around.. *Kam hold Jam back still* Angie continues: He used to always take me down to his little sex club he has here. He begs us to not use his real name to cover his ass. We have to call him "Master Bronze" Kam: Wait... BRONZE??? *Kam jumps up and starts towards Bruno, he gets a hold of his jacket and starts punching him, Jam now follows with grabbing the microphone and hitting Bruno with it on the head with it* *James sits back laughing* *John and Duggy grabs Kam and Jam* Phil: John, dont help him John: What man *continues breaking them off of Bruno* Phil: He's replacing you the day before we leave John: You lying, who would he replace me WITH??? Bruno: I called up Kenji the other night and let him know theres a opportunity to re-join the band John: What the fuck... Why? Bruno: You weren't holding up your end. *Phred still sitting there stunned* Kam: *plops down* Fuck this, fuck all of this shit *throws microphone on the ground* Im done Jam: ... Yall just gonna forget that Phred attempted to kill someone *John sits down* John: Shut up man... How u even know if she's just bullshitting Kam: Who would like about some shit like that, shes obviously telling the truth John: What proof does she have? James: Where's Eric? Storne: I swear he did it! Him and some other guy Phred: If you were so called knocked "unconscious" how the fuck do you remember all this? Storne:... I... I dont know actually John(gives her a look): Falsely accusing someone of something can indeed be a crime, you know that right storne... Storne: ... I mean like... I dont know who it was EXACTLY i guess Phred: I hate to jump in... But i think i saw Eric the night before coming out of a motel room *looks at Storne, pulls a small knife out of his pocket and shows it under the table where only she can see it* Bruno: WHAT? *Phred puts knife away* Phred: Yea, i swear it was him. He was dragging something to the back of the motel. I didn't pay any attention to it though, thought it was just trash.. Storne: Yea... *looks at Phred in fear* i guess that was the one Phred: Its okay. We all get confused sometimes Bruno: Eric would never do anything like that Phred looks at Bruno: Never say never, maybe he was so scared to come here today that he went home or something. I couldn't find him at all today. Man holding the microphone: Well thats all the time we have today... Bruno: WAIT... Is this going to be on t.v Man holding the microphone: Yes, definitely. Bruno: It cant be... It fuckin cant be. How much money do you need for that tape? ill give you anything *All men at the table adding in how much they'll be willing to pay for the tape* Man with the microphone: Im sorry boys but this is my job, whether everything you all said is true or not, i got to turn this in to the boss. You know how many ratings we'd get? Jam: Go to rule #7 in Brother code... Kam: What happens here stays between us only... James: And if a soul besides us finds out.. Bruno: That soul wont live to tell... *Jam and Phil pull out guns* *Starts to shoot at everyone in the audience* *everyone's screaming and running* *Phred runs over and locks the exit door* *The rest of the band pulls out guns from their waistband and starts shooting at everyone in the crowd including the man with the microphone* *eventually everyone is shot up and dead* *Bruno walks over to every camera and destroys it with bottom of gun* *John's phone rings* *answers phone* Eric: GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE. IM IN THE BACK *John hangs up* John yells out: Yall come , Erics outside *Jam continues to shoot* James: COME ON!!! *Everybody runs outside to van parked in the front* *Everyone jumps in* *Eric start to drive quickly* Eric: Always gotta make me the one with the escape van! Kam: Admit it , nobody drives faster than you Eric: There always needa to be someone SMART left behind to save your asses. Im telling yall, we cant cover up from the world any longer... They're gonna catch on eventually Bruno dialing number: Would you shut the fuck up and drive *holds phone up to ear* Bruno: Yea, Yani... We need another clean up girl. The Old Organ, yea, its pretty messy. Yani from the other side of the phone: You got it big daddy Bruno: Like always, no evidence. Clean from the bottom to the top. Yani: Got you! *Bruno kisses phone and hangs up* Phil checking phone: We have exactly 13 minutes until the next plane leaves... Eric you gotta get us man Kam: Yea, we always leave fast after a "clean up" Eric: ill make it there. Just shut up and sit back *minutes later all the men are at the airport* *Everybody boards plane and a seat* John: You know what the best part about our trips are... Phil: WHAT? John: No matter what the bullshit it is that we go through, we always come back together as if we didn't hate eachother EVER. Bruno interrupts: You're still fired Phil: I still quit Jam: Im still gonna kill Kam: Me too *The rest of the band busts out in laughter* Phred: If i wasn't benefiting from you all, id kill all you *Everyone gets quiet* Phred:... A JOKE Everyone: ... Bruno: Welp, im just glad thats over. *Hoursss pass... the plane has just arrived back* Bruno looks at each of the band members: Brother code guys... Brother code forever. ill see yall ... *Everyone goes their separate ways* *Night-time falls and everyone is at home* *At the same time everyone's phone notification goes off loudly* *The screen says "One new message"* On each phone the text says: "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID IN VEGAS, IF YOU DONT WANT TO LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW YOUR SECRETS PLEASE DO THE FOLLOWING..." TO BE CONTINUED ONE DAY BUT NOT ANY TIME SOON

[mazojo]

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