#@versatile-me

[lastoneout]

I would like to nominate "You promised" "I know" as one of the most heartbreaking exchanges in the english language

[stc019]

I couldn't get outta my head @/velvetroomba (on twitter)'s hilarious Ace Attorney x Jenna Marbles crossover of Ivana BeTall, a witness who lies about witnessing a murder because she was secretly too short to see what happened lmao (it was fun giving a try at the games' artstyle!!)

[offkilterkeys]

The world isn’t ready for my alpha kid readings.

[marf244]

I love seeing how many different headcanons people have for Desmond but in my mind he's just average. He's just a guy. No special traits before the animus, just a guy who knows weird shit. He climbs better than your average person but not impresively so. He knows some wilderness survival techniques but nothing that would raise eyebrows. He's decent at lying but there are better liars. He can pick locks but who doesn't have a friend who does that. He has an impressive reaction time but it could just be from practicing those fancy drink mixing moves. He had skills and quirks from the Farm sure, but I imagine he deliberately surpressed most of them. He retains some odd habits (and probably anxiety) but again, nothing special. He's just a guy. And I love him for that <3

[awnrii]

I think dirk is a manlet

[feketeribizli]

prince of england queen of serving and 5D chess

[wulfhalls]

snow leopard looking ass.........

[deepcutbrotank]

Untitled (apple core emoji)

[pizzazz-party]

Day two! Back to the playground with you.

[ahhrenata]

[leenfiend]

based on that iconic tumblr dot com post

[mdverse]

vb au furtana save me...

[lineffability]

"people shouldn't draw or write crowle-" sounds like a skill issue I love male Crowley I love female Crowley I love femme Crowley I love trans Crowley I love genderqueer genderfuckery genderfluid Crowley I love nonbinary Crowley I love Crowley spindly thin with broad shoulders I love Crowley with curves I love Crowley in a dress I love Crowley in a suit I love crowley with big bazoonga boobs or tiny boobs or no boobs I love Crowley with perky tits and a dick i love crowley with a vagina I love Crowley with a penis i love crowley with a tdick I love Crowley with a boy pussy I love Crowley with snesises I love Crowley with barbie-smooth nothingness I love lesbian Crowley I love gay Crowley I love virgin Crowley I love experienced Crowley I love asexual Crowley I love sexual flirty Crowley I love awkward blushing Crowley I love long haired Crowley I love Crowley with a shorn head I love Crowley with any hairdo at all bc they're all HOT I love Crowley with earrings or black fingernails or pointy teeth or horns or none of these I love Crowley with a snake tattoo on his cheek chest arm or ass I love Crowley no matter in which incarnation at all as long as the hair is FIERY RED but actually I also love blackhaired book crowley idgaf just go wild it's what Crowley would want

[icewindandboringhorror]

What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

[getyinyusedtoit]

okay but the four arrows feng xin shoots with his mouth not actually being arrows but just regular sticks he picked up along the way is very important to me. there's no guarantee those sticks were the exact same length or weight (though they were probably close) so he's nocking/firing these random sticks with one hand and his mouth while dangling over lava. and yes he's been an archer for 800+ years, yes he can do this in his sleep, yes he's a martial god, no it's not the biggest or coolest combat sequence in the books but GODDAMNIT it's very fucking special to ME and brilliant to read regardless.

[specshroom]

i just CANT stop thinking abt kissing choso ever since your post abt him…….. like………

just imagine him watching you apply lip gloss or chapstick and he kisses you to try to guess the flavor…………

or him just licking the gloss/chapstick off of your lips…… ohmygod

i’m kicking my feet…

omg wait do you think he likes sucking tongue……

Yes he ABSOLUTELY does. Are u joking?? This man LIVES for the feeling of your tongues rubbing against each other.

I think he would actually feel a little insecure about how much he enjoys it, like he thinks he enjoys it too much. He just doesn't want to be weird and put you off.

His mouth literally waters at the thought of french kissing you and he just doesn't know if that's normal. He's very obvious as well so you notice that he'll avoid looking at you after he caught himself staring at your lips again. You notice how nervous he is (which is easy cus he's quite calm usually) and when you realise why you decide to have some fun with it.

So imagine you or Y/n or whatever decide to show Choso how much you like kissing him. You grab his face and give him a big fat wet kiss, suck on his lip, shove your tongue down his throat then say something like "I love kissing you so much baby." And he's just.... So smitten. Absolutely cooked. Insecurities? Gone.

Imagine trying different flavours of Chapstick to see if he notices or to see which ones he likes more by counting how much he kisses you with each flavour. He figures out what you're doing and purposefully kisses you more when you wear the flavour he likes the most so that you'll wear that one.

Imagine having to tell him to stop licking the Chapstick off your lips cus you have to reapply it all the time and ur spending way more than anyone should on chapstick. And he's like

" :( but it tastes good."

then he gets an actual stomach ache cus he's eating too much Chapstick 💀💀