#@pencilscratchins

[kraftykelpie]

Clan of Three <3

Inspired by @shirozora-draws series Dangerous Dreams (The Storm, The Suns, The Stars) on ao3

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Ahsoka: Is it true that whoever wins in a fight against you becomes the Master of the Order?

Mace:

Mace: Yeah?

Cal: Can we fight you for it?

Mace: It’s a shitty job though

Mace: No one should want this job

Mace: Why would you want this job?

Ahsoka: Bragging rights?

Cal: I want to outrank Master Fisto!

Mace: Yeah, good enough

Mace: Cal, rock paper scissors me for it

[formosusiniquis]

Warm-up prompt:

Steve and Robin, cornfields, winter

Thank you for playing! It's too much fun writing my favorite dynamic duo

I'm taking warm up prompts for anyone who wants to send them in

WC: 687 | Rating: G | Platonic Stobin and somehow aliens

“I’m telling you, this is where we were destined to be. The shared work experience, it was all for this!”

Her feet crunch in the frost covered fields as Robin spins with her arms out wide, and at this exact moment Steve is really more worried about them getting shot at for trespassing. “The only thing that led us here was springing for cable.”

“You, the beautiful and frequently wrong skeptic -- you’re no Gillian Anderson but like,” she gestures to all of him and if he weren’t freezing his dick off in the middle of an Indiana cornfield in December he might have the energy to be offended about it, “there’s clearly some generic appeal if your dating history is to be believed. I’m obviously the handsome, intelligent, correct voice of reason.”

“You’ve never been reasonable in the entire time I’ve known you.” Case in point, he’s let her drag him out here for crop circles. “And it’s not skeptical to say if there were aliens they wouldn’t come to Indiana.”

“We should have brought a ladder. Steve, why didn’t you bring a ladder?”

“Why do we need a ladder? Where would I have put a ladder?”

She’s jumping now and he knows -- the way he knows he’s going to have to call in tomorrow or the way he knows there’s a hole in his glove somewhere because Robin is a part of his mind, body, and spirit -- that he needs to brace his feet as much as he can in the semi-wet ground because she’s going to start climbing him next.

“So we can get higher, obviously! You can’t appreciate the patterns from the ground, you can’t see them all.”

“People from Indiana don’t even want to be in Indiana most of the time. Why wouldn’t aliens go somewhere cool like Australia or Antarctica.”

Wet shoes make wet jeans as Robin does start climbing up his back and shoulders. “Why do the cool places you can think of both start with A? No one lives in Antarctica and half of Australia is uninhabitable.”

“Wouldn’t that make it perfect for aliens then?”

“Stop being a skeptic and move, dingus, I want to stand in the center and see if I can feel anything.” He’s protected, at least, by his coat from the wet of her heels as she digs them into his side like he’s a poorly behaved birthday party pony.

Steve manages to move them both a couple yards, before his foot finds a stalk or a rock or something that sends his ankle and then the rest of his body in a direction he wasn’t planning on going. He was saved from another concussion, at least, by the soft cushion of Robin’s stomach.

They lay there, Steve in the vee of Robin’s legs, letting the frosted ground melt and soak into their clothes in a way that’s already uncomfortable but will be bordering on unbearable on the ten minute drive back to their apartment. He looks up at the winter sky, blue grey with clouds, he’d almost call it silver. Robin catches her breath, a wheeze that he can feel stabilize with each rise and fall beneath his head. When it’s quiet and even and he can almost pretend that this is what they’d meant to do the whole time they were out there, he says, “I’m pretty sure this is where the haunted corn maze was.”

His Mulder groans, the vibration of it buzzing pleasantly through his head, “I’m never listening to Dustin again, what a waste of our day off.”

They help each other up, Robin helping to support the weight his complaining ankle has no interest in. The good news: rolled, and not sprained or broken, it won’t stop him from driving them home. Heat cranked up high enough it makes the vents whine, he waits until they pull away to say the thing he’s been thinking all afternoon, “David Duchovny kinda looks like my dad, right?”

“That’s a stupid reason not to believe in aliens. He does though, like if Richard Harrington wore a bad suit and suddenly got super cool.”

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO

i was going to make an effort stop making geographically based jokes because they’re 75% of my material but then i found out gothams canonically in new jersey and thats my calling card

[kuiilandtorch]

I deeply love the fact that you have a tag called #pencilscratchins supremacy as someone who got into dinluke because of pencilscratchins :D

pencilscratchins asserted dominance over us with these comics

[catrinaroseprince]

I’ve watched 1 episode of SPN (not including the gay superhell scene) and I still read the fanfiction, I just don’t know what’s going on.

while i can’t in good conscience recommend it watching spn does in fact unlock both the biggest part of the map on ao3 and the funniest part of the map on tumblr

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

(Original comic with a different joke by @.pencilscratchins)

Loser to loser communication

[spottheantisemitism]

"what if the X-men were black?" is a racist, antisemitic and anti-intersectional screed that 2013 tumblr fell in love with

Published in 2013 this made rounds of OG tumblr and made Bobby of Pencilscratchins draw all her Jewish X-men characters as brown.

Erik because he has Romani heritage (which is realistic and based and accurate to some comics).

Anon go kick rocks with your colorism! YOU read holocaust testimonies!

Also fun fact Nazi Germany did not understand black and brown the way Americans do so it was based on ethnicity and not color, a brown Jew and a pale white passing Jew were seen as one and the same to the Nazis

Guess which article she linked

It's this one!

But said Kitty was Latine because "the quintessential X-girl of the 70s shouldn't be white"

Kitty already is a queer woman of color because she's Jewish. Jews are POC. Bobby what the hell? Are you implying she's only coded non-white because she's Jewish or Mutant? what the hell?!

(BTW Bobby left Tumblr around Covid but if you send her hate asks because of this essay you'll end up on spot-the-antisemitism blocklist for harrasment)

Where did she get this "Jews are white and should be race lifted?" stuff? Why from Orion!

Top paragraph is fine!

antisemitism is written the gentile way that supports a racist eugenicist, off to a bad start.

Sexism is not covered? OH explain Storm's arcs of misogynoir or Jean's and Maddy's arc of going insane because she has the power of a god but is forced to be housewife and marry her sweetheart and have kids

Ableism is not explored? I'm sorry what about XAVIER'S ENTIRE ARC OF ABLIEST SELF HATRED AND OVERCOMING IT IN THE PREQUELS? The first class all being rich talented codedly disabled kids going to a prep school for the gifted. Disabled people really liking non human passing characters like Nightcrawler (and hating Xavier since he's too assimilationist to many). I'm sorry why do people fall for such blatant lies? the mentor of the X-men is literally canonically disabled and Orion has the GALL to claim ableism is not explored.

_ Genosha is half fall of south Africa Apartheid and half the establishment of the state of Israel hence why the metaphor is so messy and problematic

_ Yes that number is deliberately "like the holocaust but worse" because Morrison likes their holocaust appopriation

_ Why didn't you mention it's an allegory for Gay conversion therapy torture because Bryan Singer is gay?

_ Yes Legacy Virus is Mutant Aids good job on your media literacy finally kicking in Orion

It's racism AND antisemitism but your "antisemtism doesn't exist in america" ass doesn't get that

I do hate "mutie" as slur and the way Kitty thinks it's comparable to antisemtic and anti-black slurs and USES them to make a point, so yeah something Orion and I agree on.

The sequence used is of Stevie Hunter the human ally character who like Xavier started teaching after she became disabled. She IS used as prop here to say Kitty is right in calling her the n-word (Claremont is racist sometimes).

But Orion can't tell her apart from Storm. Buddy if you can't tell the ONLY two black women in this comic apart, you're the racist.

OK they're both props but it proves you never actually read the comics or you can't tell fictional black women apart neither of which is a good look

(Cole also points out the Kitty and Magneto are not White but Jewish he is dogpiled and called a fake fan for this (see below))

Keep Shyminksy out of your mouth you racist fake fan

OH NO! I hate this!

So you decided to go with the colorist idea that the man is darker and the innocent girl in need of protecting is lighter. Gross colorism worthy of a Hollywood action movie where the black guy dies

"Local black man can't related to white disabled teens facing ableism and makes it about racism so he can relate to it" is giving gamergate chud energy to me

If you can't see why a Russian man is almost killed by a mob of xenophobic red blooded Americans and HAVE to make this about anti-black racism that's on you and your misunderstanding of the way Russians were hated during the cold war.

Oh you are race swapping x-men while shitting on Psylocke who the result of basically the same idea? How hypocritical

Dwayne McDuffe does have a point but your quote does not utilize his point in any way.

Then DON'T raceswap Wolverine if he becomes the angry black man. Think before you can X-men racism and tokenism WORSE with your race-swapping

NO THEY DON'T strawman rejected

Ah yes! Magneto, famously a very white man whose childhood was full of white privilege/ Sarcasm

One of the co-authors of the website has the gall to double down on calling Magneto white:

"as a REAL fan you're fake fan, antisemitism doesn't exist and Holocaust survivor Jews are white" - this racist defending his token black friend's racist screed because some guy called Cole DARED call Orion on his bullshit

*"I didn't like that the X-men were about white passing and invislbe disability so I made about anti black racism" also "judiasm is just a religion" canard

**Again leave Shyminksy and Morrison's good takes alone

***Yeah you get Luke Cage, that's how you get the racism of bad Luke Cage comics. You ain't inventing the racist wheel here

Orion I hate your take, I hate your misunderstanding of antisemitism and ableism that makes the two main factions tick, I hate your self centerness, I hate your racist and antisemitic co-writer making excuses for you and I REALLY hate that this did to the 2013 X-fandom what Lily Orchard did to the 2019 Steven Universe fandom and we can still see people using your bullshit arguments today

Oh and Cole? thank you for your service you're the real hero of this story, hated and feared for daring to call out the establishment

[bayyyleaf]

Respectfully, y’all need to stop giving this new notes cause it’s making me want to draw more of them

After watching the Phantom Menace with @pencilscratchins and deciding that Britney Spears’ “Hit Me Baby One More Time” was the anthem to the only actual fight scene in that movie, this concept forced itself into my head, like a raccoon into an Olive Garden dumpster, and would not leave until I gave it life.

Either you die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself draw a Britney Spears Luke Skywalker mashup.

I’m sorry.

[greenfuzzymonster]

a little prince zuko sketch i did. im still new to art (esp digital) so its not perfect buuut i like it enough to post so here ya go folks

ive been consuming an abhorrent amount of zukka art and i was like i need to draw one of these dudes rn

my fav atla blogs have recently been @pencilscratchins @icrowler @bleekay @ash-and-starlight (theyre so talented fr fr)

[spookylostboy]

Gwen: Jack, just tell Ianto how you feel! I guarantee you, he feels the same!

Jack: No! Listen, if Ianto had feelings for me he’d tell me, okay?

Gwen: *Raises an eyebrow* Are you sure about that?

Jack: Yes! Okay, look. *Stops Ianto who was walking by* Ianto, if you had feelings for me you’d tell me, right?

Ianto: …….No. *Walks away*

Jack: ……

Jack: Okay, admittedly, that throws a wrench in my argument.

Gwen: *Holds her head in her hands*

Inspired by @pencilscratchins Dinluke comic

[the-haiku-bot]

can you imagine

the immaculate vibes their

friendship would produce

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

can you imagine the immaculate vibes their friendship would produce 

[theonetruepod]

Listen to this week's episode here!

Meredith and Luke join us to talk about the Star Wars OTP that's captured their hearts, Din Djarin (aka, The Mandolorian) and Luke Skywalker! Meredith's twitter Luke's twitter Fic Recs

Just Like the Damned Holoporn by pixie_rings

 Come and Be Welcome by pixie_rings 

Begging for You to Take My Hand by luminouskywhiner

 Ever Decreasing Circles by Pixie_rings

A Willing Vessel by Aureutr_Accoredge

Icarus, point to the sun by luminousskywhiner  

Pragmatics by Derkish  

A Little Farther Down Line by Chromat1cs 

Art Recs

Pencilscratchin

FwipsArt

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[kuiilandtorch]

I love all the reblogs of @pencilscratchins work!!!!!

They are how I got into DinLuke in the first place, and every piece they produce (regardless of fandom) is exquisite and hilarious and I compulsively share them with my friends :P

[bakewrite]

9 People You Would Like to Know Better

Three ships: Spirk (any version), Ineffable husbands (good omens), and Sarek and Amanda (star trek)

First ever ship: Myself with my crush? Does that count? Fiction wise, the first couple I was ever really invested in was River Song and the Doctor.

Last Song: Jackie and Wilson by Hozier.

Last Film: Dungeons and Dragons

Currently reading: Fool Moon by Jim Butcher

Currently watching: No series right now, but I'm about to do my Halloween Movies marathon.

Currently consuming: PB&J

Currently craving: Hot wings. And Indian food. Tagged by @flippyspoon If you want to: @indeedcaptain @sofiadragon @jimtranskirk @it-spirk-to-me @petimetrek @onwhatcaptain @deheerkonijn @pencilscratchins @fishtrouts

[cafenervosa]

I posted 50 times in 2022

41 posts created (82%)

9 posts reblogged (18%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@theartofamart

@pencilscratchins

@pyrrhicprose

@hyperfixationsforthesoul

I tagged 50 of my posts in 2022

#digital - 26 posts

#illustration - 9 posts

#ofmd - 8 posts

#reblog - 8 posts

#our flag means death - 6 posts

#stranger things - 6 posts

#fanmix - 5 posts

#steve harrington - 5 posts

#playlist - 5 posts

#succession - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 128 characters

#this is an idea i've had knocking around for a long time that i think was based on a tumblr post but i couldn't find it again :(

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Mina and Lucy gossiping while Jonathan has the worst time of this life lol 📝🦇

[Image description: a black and white drawing of Mina Harker and Lucy Westerna from Dracula. They are seated on a bench facing each other. Mina is saying something and is showing Lucy some letters. Lucy is reaching out for the papers while smiling back at Mina. End image description].

351 notes - Posted May 26, 2022

#4

Bill n Ted :)

[ID: A sketchy drawing of Bill and Ted from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure." It is a greyscale drawing in front of a light purple background. Bill is in the front and is holding a pamphlet with a transgender symbol on it. He is looking behind him at Ted with a puzzled look on his face. Ted is resting one hand on Bill's shoulder and is scratching his head in confusion with the other. A speech bubble from Bill reads, "Ted, my dude, did you hear about this 'gender presentation?' I haven't even started mine. A most tragic occurrence." A second speech bubble from Ted reads, "'Assigned at birth?' Most unexcellent. Do you think they accept late work?" End ID].

640 notes - Posted August 11, 2022

#3

Bashir and Data! My besties! 💞

[Image description: a drawing of Julian Bashir and Data from Star Trek. They are drawn from the waist up in front of a yellow background They are both wearing their respective Starfleet uniforms and are looking at each other. Julian is smiling slightly and Data is more neutral. There are a few short, orange lines radiating off of each of their heads. End image description].

696 notes - Posted April 27, 2022

#2

happy narumitsu week! i saw this headline about the former japanese princess and her husband and said well that is absolutely phoenix and miles lol

[original headline and ID under the cut]

[Image description: two pictures of a news article. The first one is a drawing parodying the second but featuring Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth.

The first picture is a drawing of a news article with the headline, "Head Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth looks loved-up as he strolls hand-in-hand with disgraced former defense attorney boyfriend in LA after he failed bar exam for the second time." Below the headline are two drawing of Miles and Phoenix. The left picture features Miles, walking alone and carrying a grocery bag while looking at his phone. The second picture is of both Miles and Phoenix. They are walking while holding hands, Miles carrying the groceries while Phoenix talks animatedly. There is a caption below the pictures which reads, "Head Prosecutor Miled Edgeworth, 30, was spotted out and about with his disbarred partner, Phoenix Wright, also 30, in Los Angeles.

The second picture is a screenshot of the original article which is headlined, "Former Japanese Princess Mako Komuro looks loved-up as she strolls hand-in-hand with commoner husband in NYC after he failed bar exam for the second time." There are two photos below the headline, the left image is that of Mako Komuro, walking alone carrying a shopping bag. The right image is that of her with her husband. They are holding hands and walking together. The pictures are captioned, "Japanese Princess Mako Komuro, 30, was spotted out and about wither her commoner husband, Kei Komuro, also 30, in New York City. End image description.]

1,481 notes - Posted July 4, 2022

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7,826 notes - Posted February 16, 2022

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