#@asteria7fics

[shhh-secret-time]

Hey so if you lovelies haven't read any of @asteria7fics you definitely should go check them out! They're a wonderful author and their headcanons are always fun!

You can check out their Ao3 here!

Seriously, they've been nothing but sweet to me and everyone else in the community! So I wanted to draw a little gift for 'em!

Trying to decide the type of music Crimson Dawn would play was how I met them! So that's what they're talking about in the corner!

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

So the Sad Bitch Disease is trying to snag all motivation to work on any of my current works today, but the lovely brilliant bitch @asteria7fics has Kenny’s immortality on the brain because of the PHENOMENAL final chapter of Exactly Where I Left You, and now I’m thinking about the thing I’ve mentioned before about what I want the last chronological story in the OrangeJuiceVerse to be.

Just a small scene to picture:

So an old man Kenny is having a conversation with God, looking down at his friends and family from heaven, and he sees Moose, who if you’ll recall is also immortal bc I refuse to write animal deaths. And Kenny turns to God and is like “hey, I don’t think I’ve ever asked. Why’d you give a cat such a long life? They’ve had Moose for like, 40 years and he still looks like a 1 year old cat.” And God shrugs and says simply, “Stan needed him.”

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Um so I just read this incredible fic by @asteria7fics and I think you all should too.

There's something so poetic about Kenny being a mortician and reuniting with Butters because of Stephen Stotch's death. I'm fucking foaming at the mouth the writing is gorgeous

[themumblebees]

also shoutout to @asteria7fics bc “Exactly where I left you” is also literally one of the best fics ever like if you ship style and bunny and you like; good plots, great twists, exceptionally written characters then READ IT!!! ITS AMAZING

[kylehighelf]

@asteria7fics how I felt reading Stan’s hairy body

[alwaysinstyle]

Since we do always be putting each other in jail, I figured it was about time to make the RANT Girlie mugshots into a reality ehehehe.

@boxwinebaddie @asteria7fics @1moreoffkeyanthem

[asteria7fics]

As requested by @wilowby, here are the EWILY boys Pinterest boards!

I know you wanted more, like, physical refs for what the boys look like, but I went pretty hard with the aesthetics of it all. I hope you enjoy them anyway!

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

🧚‍♀️ WIP game 🧚‍♀️

💜💜 Share a snippet from your latest WIP and tag mutuals 💜💜

P.S Hi PastorCraigEnjoyer I love ur works btw ❤

HI!!! IM SO GLAD YOU LOVE MY STUFF AAAAA 💚

I would LOVE to share a snippet!!! Currently I’m writing a very silly middle school style friendship oneshot where our favorite animal lover wrecks his bike bc he didn’t want to hurt a worm lmfao

Tagging @boxwinebaddie (the wife sent me the post that inspired this story lol) @asteria7fics , and @cchallucination !

Here’s a little chunk of this:

“Dude, I wasn’t just about to run him over!” He’d sooner swerve his bike into a tree. Which he had. Which was why he was currently in trouble with his super best friend for showing up to school covered in nose blood, which was the reason that Kyle, who considered that to be worse than “normal blood”, was now presently fretting over the fact that the first bell hadn’t even rung and they were holed up in the bathroom of the main hall trying to clean him up.

“It was a worm, Stanley.” Kyle shook his head and rolled his eyes. “You busted your face open because you didn’t want to hit a worm.”

“What if he had a FAMILY, Ky? A super worm best friend?” Stan was feeling pretty defensive about the slimy little guy on the sidewalk on the way to school.

Kyle pressed another damp paper towel onto the split skin. “Do you think that’s a thing? Worm friends?”

“It might be, I dunno. I’m not sure they have brains.”

“I’m not sure YOU have a brain, dude.” But Kyle grinned gently dabbed away more blood. His eyes were so green up close like this, kind of like a sunny forest when he smiled. “You damn sure have a heart, though. Too big of a heart.”

[alwaysinstyle]

Hi Ana! I was looking at your RANT Park stuff and I was just wondering which of the M4 you personally feel you are and which of the M4 the other RANT Park style creator girls would be? Also I LOVE HOURGLASS I'VE BEEN REFRESHING FOR DAYS

Hello, my love!

I am SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS QUESTION and it comes with such serendipitous timing, as the RANT Girlies and I just recently had a very important meeting to discuss this exact matter.

Here are the official designations:

Riley: Stan

Ana: Kyle

Nina: Kenny

Teri: Cartman

Mine was perhaps the easiest to assign, as I am pretty painfully similar to Kyle. In fact, I once took a “What Fictional Character Are You” quiz on Open Source Psychometrics that has a database of over 2,000 characters across hundreds of fandoms and my closest match was, indeed, none other than Kyle Broflovski. Interestingly enough, it was before I had ever watched South Park that I took the quiz, so at the time I was disappointed to be compared to a character I knew nothing about, but I have certainly come to understand the comparison and am also quite obviously obsessed with South Park at this point.

Riley as the sweet, animal-loving, occasional sadsack Stan who cares very deeply about his friends, was also a pretty close match. Nina is absolutely our Kenny in that she brings the jokes and is always cheering US up even when she herself is feeling down. Teri is the gang’s Cartman because she is constantly bringing iconic humor and is willing to joke about THE darkest things with me, and she could, without a doubt, organize a heist or scheme with spectacular execution. She is not, however, racist or antisemitic and she does not possess any of Cartman’s rather disturbing qualities. Just a slight disclaimer lmao.

To go along with our new and improved biblically correct M4 designations, I’ve just recently updated the RANT Park poster! It also shows off our carefully curated official RANT Park M4 colors. 🧡💚🩵🩷

Thank you again for this lovely ask, I absolutely adore the fact that people actually enjoy our RANT Girlie shenanigans!

P.S. thank you for the love on Hourglass, and you can expect a chapter update within the next 24 hours!!!! 💕

@1moreoffkeyanthem @asteria7fics @boxwinebaddie

[blackbirdtrills]

The only thing I need to worry about is laughing too hard

Tagging anyone who wants to do this, also @kikiomori @asteria7fics

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

[alwaysinstyle]

A Long-Overdue RANT Girlies Appreciation Post

Tonight feels like the perfect night to tell you how much I love you all, and I apologize in advance for the length of this post.

~ Nina ~

My precious Pastel Woods outfit hype-woman who’s always ready to Style Carry™️ me onto the battle field, deceive the enemies with her iconic mermaid hair extensions and then KICK SOME ASS for the both of us. Darling, if your Pinterest board is any indication, you have me absolutely figured out and it is both hilarious and iconic. You are for real my Kenny-coded friend’s evil twin and I know without a doubt that you two would go full GTA mode on the NPC bad drivers to bring me an iced coffee (from ANYWHERE but the Bad Vibes Café). Speaking of which, I hoping you’re treating yourself to an iced chai, because you deserve it, you gorgeous and talented REAL author who I adore. Thanks for climbing up on stilts to give me a kiss on the cheek whenever I’m feeling down. Your constant kind words mean so much to me and yes, you did make me cry actual tears when you called me your IRL Superhero. Your dear Wal-Mart Taylor Swift sends all the love in the world.

~ Teri ~

Scary Teri, my favorite Ten Ferrets Stacked in a Trench Coat, my fellow road rage gal who loves screaming in the car as much as I do. I can’t even tell you how much I appreciate you for biting the bullet and being the Cartman friend with whom I can make THE darkest jokes and tell THE darkest stories (and, of course, exchange graphic jump-scare surgery pics) without scaring you away. At the end of it all, you still tell me I’m vibrant and resilient, and that warms my heart more than I can express. Thank you for allaying my fears of becoming a Cynical Asshole (formal diagnosis as you all know). Thank you for making me feel strong when I feel weak. I look forward to many, many more unhinged conversations and overly analytic beta reads of your spectacular fics. I do, in fact, still expect to receive a package containing the buckets of tears I have harvested through Hourglass.

~ Riley ~

My dearest WARRIOR, sword-wielding protector Riley, co-sponsor of the Style Carry™️ who makes me spontaneously combust with everything she writes. We come together to form one joint Whump Deity as the Queen of Injury Fics and the Queen of Sickfics, and I love that everyone on ao3 GENUINELY lumps us together as one being. I don’t blame them since we really do be sharing one brain cell. It kicks ass being each other’s target audience because even with our most self-indulgent shit, mark my worms, the other WILL be absolutely blended. Whenever I’m feeling down, you’re ALWAYS locked and loaded with lizard pics and not to mention graphic illness and injury for my viewing pleasure. Your fics, bedtime stories and sneak peeks that are ALWAYS tacitly solicited bring me such an incredible amount of joy. I mean it. It was the sweet siren call of OJV that brought me to Tumblr in the first place. I am so glad to have come to the dark side and to have become a RANT girly, and I owe that all to you. You are the heart of RANT, dear. Without you we’re just ANT, and ants aren’t even that cool. Thank you so very much for being the ultimate hype gal, for being THE world’s best commenter, for reminding me to take care of Ye Olde Flesh Prison when I’m being terrible about it, and for worrying about me when I’m too stubborn to worry about myself. Your support means the world to me, my dude. Our chats and headcanon dumps have actually been the grounding force keeping me sane (ironically, since we’re so insane about Style). Keep kicking ass and avoiding creepy pizza men, okay? I love you so much and I love being NOT normal together.

@1moreoffkeyanthem @asteria7fics @boxwinebaddie

All three of you, and everyone else on this crazy website who makes me smile, THANK YOU.

[alwaysinstyle]

As promised to Nina…

It’s the R.A.N.T. Style Girlies™️!

@boxwinebaddie @1moreoffkeyanthem @asteria7fics

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

I love your works! are you following other style writers on tumblr? if so could you recommend them so I can follow 👉👈

First of all THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! And i don’t have a lot of ao3 homies on tumblr but I can, off the top of my head:

@boxwinebaddie my absolute QUEEN holy shit both her works are so incredible and have altered my brain chemistry forever. When I say that I mean it. RM and pep encouraged me to keep writing and nina is such a sweet person I love her sm

@chaotic-guinea-pig dude everyone knows sot style is my favorite and AAAA

@mellowybaby OH MY SHIT their sot fic is absolutely gorgeous and THE ART!!! Holy fuck the art is so beyond phenomenal and the writing is too, just truly gorgeous!!!

@bluebutbetter I’m not entirely sure if this counts as a style rec, but their fic Something Sweet Like Honey is one of my all time favorites and I’m SO looking forward to it coming back to life!

@asteria7fics they have such a fun story!!!

@littledeathsinmusicalbeds SOME KICKASS SHIT RIGHT HERE!!!

I am such a gremlin for style it’s probably a little concerning also I might have more authors to recommend soon but tumblr ain’t easy for me to navigate lmao

[blackbirdtrills]

@asteria7fics

SP fun fact #19

Stan and Kyle share the house number but in reverse. Stan's house number is 2001 while Kyle's house number is 1002

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

I hope y’all know that I’m never in my actual life ever getting over the fact that Teri drew OrangeJuiceVerse Style and hit the nail so hard on the head with the headcanons. That’s what my boys look like in my brain. Like… KYLES HAIR!!! Even his FACIAL STRUCTURE WTF?!? STANS DIMPLES AND THE SWORD EARRING HIS DORK ASS WEARS SOMETIMES?!? The SIZE DIFFERENCE?!? The Style Carry™️ with Kyle pretending to hate it and Stan just being blatantly down horrendous?!?

@asteria7fics my dude, I legitimately can not thank you enough for such an incredible surprise. And everyone read the homies stuff and check out the blog bc HUGE SLAY HUGE SLAY!!!

(And if u missed the incredible art in question, HERE GO LOOK AT IT)

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

let me just go ahead and @ some of my mutuals on this. i think they're the biggest sad part here (ALSO OH MY GOD ALL 2K OF MY FOLLOWERS JUST GET TO WATCH ME BLIP OUT OF EXISTENCE WHAT THE FUCK. IM GONNA SOB)

@0harpies @asteria7fics @punkrockhound @trans-dwightschrute @microwavablebees @whatswithwilson @sophszzz

if i dont @ you please im begging you to follow me so i can follow you back if you see this. its just because i cant remember your exact url and cant find you. my memory issues are making this even more hellish than it already is

HI GUYS IM SO SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED MY BLOG

ok so long story short i was trying to delete my sideblog and i accidentally deleted my main- but tumblr wont fucking restore my blog so i had to take back my url before someone else did. i feel like im going to puke im so upset right now!

anyways, im going to spend a lot of time trying to find my old posts to reblog them here. if you find them, please send them to me. im sobbing screaming pissing throwing up at your feet please im begging you

anyways. im so sorry. please take me back. i havent changed in the hour i was gone (other than becoming much much more distraught)

my art tag was #cloby’sshit