#also y’all PLEASE read EWILY

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

So the Sad Bitch Disease is trying to snag all motivation to work on any of my current works today, but the lovely brilliant bitch @asteria7fics has Kenny’s immortality on the brain because of the PHENOMENAL final chapter of Exactly Where I Left You, and now I’m thinking about the thing I’ve mentioned before about what I want the last chronological story in the OrangeJuiceVerse to be.

Just a small scene to picture:

So an old man Kenny is having a conversation with God, looking down at his friends and family from heaven, and he sees Moose, who if you’ll recall is also immortal bc I refuse to write animal deaths. And Kenny turns to God and is like “hey, I don’t think I’ve ever asked. Why’d you give a cat such a long life? They’ve had Moose for like, 40 years and he still looks like a 1 year old cat.” And God shrugs and says simply, “Stan needed him.”