#@Katie

[amphibiahawks321]

[Miss thavel, Miss Bloomie and Mister Y/N staring at the fight]

Miss thavel : .....

Miss Bloomie : .....

TeacherM!Reader : .....

Miss Bloomie : I think it's time for you to intervene

TeacherM!Reader : Yeah good idea

[TeacherY/N get between them and push them apart with each of his hand]

TeacherM!Reader : Okay! Okay! Break it up you two!

Miss circle : Not until I give this motherfuc-

TeacherM!Reader : Miss circle! there are students!

Zip : Fight! Fight! Fight!-

TeacherM!Reader : Zip!

Zip : ......Sorry

[TeacherM!Reader slowly drags miss circle away]

Miss circle : Oreos are better than kitkat you tasteless son of a bi-

TeacherM!Reader : miss circle! The Students!

[TeacherM!Reader drags miss circle to the teacher's Lounge]

TeacherM!Reader : Also, Oliver stop eating soap...

[TeacherM!Reader said before making him and miss circle enter the teacher's Lounge]

Oliver : Aw...

Teacher's Lounge

[TeacherM!Reader puts Miss circle down to sit on the coach]

TeacherM!Reader : dear calm down...

Miss circle : I won't let that absolute sad sack of-

[TeacherM!Reader checks his pocket and pulls out a mini Oreo box labelled 'Emergency' pulls out an Oreo from the box and shoves it inside her mouth]

Miss circle : .....

[Miss circle starts eating it]

TeacherM!Reader : Better?

[Miss circle plops her face onto Y/N's chest]

TeacherM!Reader : Sighs then chuckles what am I gonna do with you?

[caranoirs]

[norfkid]

Trick or treat :)

hi katie, got a spooky one for you :)

[tundrakatiebean]

I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

[violetsandshrikes]

kind of obsessed with this comment from the aoteaora nz subreddit….

[churrotowns]

when swimming’s so easy you start doing bonus quests now

[pagerunner-j]

I think something is missing from this picture

that something is ANYBODY ELSE IN SIGHT

(I heard one of the NBC commentators laughing partway through the race and saying, "I think I just saw a photographer zoom out." Because you HAD TO to get the other swimmers into the same shot!)

[sailermoon]

sometimes u listen to some pop song from 2010 and realize oh my younger self is still in here

[wishing-well-art]

Queen Jellie's successors!!!!

[mr-malumm]

Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺

[draigviller]

[celebrity-erotictriggers]

Katie Holmes

[caranoirs]

[ukulelekatie]

I just revived my old iPod touch that I haven’t used since ~2013 after believing it to be dead dead for years and oh my god it’s like opening up an old time capsule. There are photos of me and my friends that I haven’t seen in years, taken in an old high school building that doesn’t exist anymore. I have games that are no longer downloadable on the app store. It’s running iOS 5 with the original skeuomorphism app icons. I still have the youtube app. My contacts app is full of maiden names and deadnames. The music app has songs I haven’t heard in almost a decade but still remember all the lyrics to. A daily alarm set for 5:30 AM (god I can’t believe I had to wake up that early in high school) and another set to 11:11 PM to remind me to make a wish. Reminders to finish homework assignments, or to write my application essay for the university I ended up attending, and one marking the release date for the final episode of Cabin Pressure. The last thing I googled was “how to draw people hugging”.

Possibly the strangest thing is that the tumblr app still opens, but it’s stuck in a permanent snapshot of 2013 where it won’t show me any new posts no matter how many times I refresh. My dash is full of old BBC Sherlock posts from long-lost mutuals who have either since deactivated or got unfollowed or changed urls so many times that I don’t even recognize them. Lady Gaga and Game of Thrones are the top trends. My profile shows my previous url and icon, with only 43 followers. I feel like a time traveler

[ethan-nestor-owns-my-heart]

how it feels scrolling through the arcane tag and seeing everyone mourn and then seeing the caitvi shippers

[violetsandshrikes]

i have been laughing at this for 5 mins