i have self-respect so i will NEVER read an unfinished fanfiction on ao3.
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Simi, Sewis or Sebson :)
(Can you guess who my favorite driver is?) :)
Simi simi yey simi yey simi ahh swalalala
Follower celebration req
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remember when Kimi and Seb swore on the podium in Abu Dhabi 2012 and the FIA got all pls don't swear :/
BUT when Kimi swore in finnish he didn't get in trouble, and when Seb ALSO swore in finnish no one bothered him.
so clearly the solution here is for the grid to all just start swearing in finnish >:)
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nah, not a maxiel fan, just really hate räikkönen and think it's disgusting seb is shipped with him 😁
Hate Räikkönen?? In this economy? Brother whaaaaaaat?
Also if you think it's disgusting, remember that the ship said by itself... Since 2007 (before that, even.) Have you read the lore posts done in the poll? I recommend those, they're fun snippets.
So i don't really know what you're trying to prove here, anon.
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for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end
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Prancing Horse + Red Bull | Räikkönen + Vettel
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Simi is honestly the best duo in F1 because you have this quiet finnish man who stares off into the distance and dissociates 24/7 and doesn't talk to anyone, who's literally known as the Iceman instantly become friends with this chaotic, sunshine, always yapping, bee freak german man. And they go so well together. Like the only times you actually see Kimi smile in his F1 days are when he's around Seb. He calls Seb "Sebi". They've never argued and always talk when they have a problem on track. Kimi went back to Ferrari just to be teammates with Seb. They constantly praise one another. They're the F1 duo and probably the best rpf ship ever. No one compares to Simi.
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