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My haitani father Shio headcanon is just a bit too funny cuz of how well it works that it sounds like a waste of perfect canon idea and crossover for both of wakui's works.
Aside from the obvious physical features very very obvious, identical eyes, nose, blonde eyebrows, rindou's face form, ran's hair color palette and (arguably) bonten hair style, blah blah i mean just look a the pictures below, you can also bring up any fact from either manga and add it to the hc and it fits in just SO WELL, i'll give the first example, The Haitanis are very obviously rich spoiled kids like have you seen their apartment? They have a fucking dj set, only rich kids with neglective powerful parents will have no problem paying for that, just saying, and even though i love him let's be real Shio is the type to be that parent, i mean cmon he's rich like crazy rich (filthy yakuza money yum yum) he tots would give his children WAY more than enough allowance so they can leave him alone, also the way they act, i've always the Haitanis were the type of kids that think they own the school cuz their dad is rich .
Nvm if this never becomes canon or both universes don't collide, it's just so entertaining to keep connecting the dots that were likely never there, like how Rindou is a heavy drinker cuz his father drank alot with the rest of the Yotsurugis and he tried to imitate him from a young age that it became an unhealthy habit or if you want to add more drama he only drinks cuz he looks up to his father but Shio favors Ran cuz he can posssibly succeed him (canon power complex) so Rindou resorted to drinking cuz it's the only thing like his dad that he can do. Heck yeah i made it angsty!!!
You can also add great context to his fear of Yakuza, picture this, when he was a kid he got up in the middle of night after hearing a loud noise to search for his parents and witnessed Shio (canon Yakuza) pew pew-ing some poeple and surrounded with scary men, that probably scarred him for life that he was so terrified when Kakucho got them interfering with some, OH OH something just came to mind, if he's the son of a yakuza yeah he didn't wanna clash with other yakuza families cuz it can end in a blood shed and risk his and his family's lives.
And i'm gonna add this one not very small detail and i swear i'll shut up (for now), i know it's just a stupid headcanon that is very far from becoming reality and i don't have to take it this deep but hear me out, why their last name is Haitani and not Yotsurugi like their dad, Shio is powerful and have many enemies right ? So he simply decided to protect his children and their identity by giving them another last name likely their mother's (yk like minato with naruto style plan ?) So Haitani is actually their mom's family name. I rest my case. Thank you for coming to my useless ted talk.
#i officially announce i have gone crazy#this is like my new hyperfixation until i find a better headcanon that is more likely to be canon#actually you should all thank me#i just made up a way for the haitanis to be useful for once in their lives#kinda#i mean we already established they bring absolutely nothing to the table#we don't have to go through that again#let's put it in a simple equation#tokrev plot - haitanis = no big difference#but Shio on the other hand is the main antagonist so far sooooo#in my logic by relation they are sort of useful in some way (through nepotism)#i saved the narrative you're welcome#also an addition no one asked for or thought about ran is their dad's favourite but loves his mom more#while Rindou is mama's boy (yk how moms prefer the youngest) but looks up to his dad#speaking of their mom i think she's like from another powerful family#and based on shio doing anything to gain more power that's probably why he married their mom in the first place#OMG ARRANGED MARRIAGE WITH SHIO IS INVADING MY HEAD AFTER I THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A SPLIT SECOND#WRITERS IF YOU'RE SEEING THIS PLLLLSSSSSS#oh and apparently Shio is also in Roppongi so that's that.#i really took calling him daddy shio to a whole other level lol#tokyo revengers#ran haitani#rindou haitani#negai no astro#astro royale#haitani brothers#shio yotsurugi#i'm gonna call my new masterpiece of a shitty hc#the wakui multiverse of madness
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I wonder if it's a design choice or the devs themselves can't make up their mind, but why did Solomon's eye colour "change" in NB? The chibi sprites in the OG show his eyes are shades of grey to brown/almost gold-bronze.
The NB chibi sprite shows his eyes to be dark blue and brownish-gold.
Don't even get me started with the cards and merch that can't make up his effing eye colour
To my Solobesties (I'm calling Solomon stans this now. I think we formed a strange kinship after lesson 17 even if we never interact lmao), especially artist solobesties, hats off to you and your service to the community.
My personal HC is kinda a spoiler for uhhhh something I'm writing, but here it is:
"It's just…your eyes are like you: I can't figure them out." "MC, I-" "No! No! Solomon, I'm sorry! No…it's not like that, I promise! Look at me, won't you? Please look at me." So he did. His eyes trembled as he met with yours. How could he have hidden this part of himself for this long? How could you not notice? How could you forget? How could Father be so cruel to him and you for simply existing? You traced the corner of his lips with your thumb as you held him by the cheek. He was leaning onto your right hand, unable to maintain his gaze. He was surprisingly bashful. Adorably shy without his facades. But he looked like he would crumble even with a gentle word so you did not say anything. He looked at you expectantly, then looked away as your gaze burned onto him for too long and muttered, "You can't figure me out?"in almost a whisper, after a long-drawn out silence, weighing in his words, watching your expressions and body language. Afraid, so deathly afraid. You smiled. "It's like I'm looking at a mirror. Sometimes it's silver, sometimes it's midnight. When you look at the world around you and then look back at me, I feel like you've captured the sky and the oceans in your eyes. It's beautiful." His face was red all over, even to the tips of his ears. It was such a shame. You haven't even said everything you wanted to say to him yet. That he was the moon and the stars to your daytime; gold and silver gazes, looking after you from afar in the many branches of realities he couldn't be as honest with you as he was now. Ah. What will you do without him now? How can you give this up after remembering everything? You knew it was selfish, but you love him. Both of him. Every part of him just as much as he loved you and every part of you that existed. But now, you had to say goodbye. Again. How truly unfair.
#is this supposed to be a plot twist in NB? Like there are 2 Solomons maybe even 3. Solomon is the new Saber from FGO with his iterations lol#is Nightbringer like...a Solomon from a darker timeline? /hj has it been the Solomon we're living with for the entire time?#does that mean the Solomon we called early in the prologue is the actual OG Solomon and he's trapped somewhere dimension hopping?#idk anymore this man lives rent free in my head#obey me#obey me solomon#sorry for the spoiler jumpscare to those who know *waggles eyebrows* it won't be out in like an ice age later. I have so many passages#of my solomon brainrot. im quitting soon so i'm just posting it here willy nilly i apologise or should I say you're welcome? /s sdljflfhfgh#TAG EDIT BUT IF MY FIRST TAG IS THE CASE THIS IS JUST A NEW FLAVOUR OF ME AND LOVING SABER BUT THIS TIME IT'S A DIFFERENT TRAGIC KING#THIS IS COMEDY sjkfsdkgdsfjsdf MOM I HAVE A TYPE but anyw can Solmare make a separate game for him too lmao /jk unless
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@some-random-french-pastry It's a good thing you followed me right after you reblogged that Toph in Fornite post because you reminded me of my headcanon Percy plays Fornite and loves it completely unironically💀I have a bit of expansion too
It's caused by her being autistic with one of her special interest's being video games(I use she/her for Percy a lot because i'm a huge transfem Percy believer)
The only reason she didn't get into it as soon as she found out about it is that it's potrayed as 'a cringe loser game' so her insecurities made her avoid it but after a big confidence boost caused by a mix of plot and embracing her girlhood,she gave it a shot and is now a megafan
She's got sooooooo many skins unlocked and knows a couple of the dances irl
Pro-gamer as she is with her other games,she's an absolute monster at it
Nico and Hazel play it with her too sometimes and usually have matching characters
Not technically Fornite related but she's not a regular doritos and montain dew gamer.She's a cool ranch doritos and energy drinks gamer girl
#welcome to my brainrot i'm like this with other characters but specially jason from dc and miles from spiderverse too🙏🏼they're my trinity#percy jackson#black percy#latino percy#autistic percy jackson#transfem percy jackson#team parent percy jackson#nico di angelo#hazel levesque#black nico di angelo#nico percy and hazel#punk!percy#perseo jackson#bigender percy jackson#or#persephone jackson#pastel punk percy jackson#team mom percy jackson#depending on my mood#pjo#hoo#💌#gamer tag#fornite#summerposting#even if you don't actually play it i hope you liked these!!!you're also more than free to ask for an explanation on tgirl swag percy
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BABY EVERWKHSSE
#SO A LITTLE BOY CAME TO MY DOOR#SELLINF BRACELETS#MY MOM ALR BOUGHT ONE BUT I WAS LIKE OH SURE ILL TAKE TWO#SO I GOT THE MONEY#I TOLD HIM TYYY HE SAID “you're welcome ma'am :D”#AND THEN#I WAS LIKE STAY SAFE#“yes ma'am” AND HE SKIPPED AWA#THE BRACELET US SO CUTE IM KEEPING IT FOREVERUGHHH
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Hate having adhd went to go work on my fallout modpack, got distracted while going to disable the steam overlay, ended up in the points shop, went to go edit my profile, decided to change my pfp, found a buried folder I forgot existed, found some old Veneer art I forgot existed, spent 45 minutes looking at all the old photos, STILL HAVE NOT TOGGLED ONE SIMPLE OPTION THAT SHOULD'VE TAKEN 30 SECONDS AT MOST
#I'm shocked I have these drawings scanned on my pc I don't remember doing that I must've done it before I left in case my mom threw all my#Art out again#Anyway at age 12 I was writing a better '3 merpeople go on land to find a 4th one that has been disguised as a human all his life' story#Than Ma/ko Merm/aids EVER did so uh. Take that Jonathan#God it sucks so bad that kid me would've LOVED MM if it just DIDN'T HAVE THE STUPID GENDER WAR BULLSHIT#Literally the entire first and second season is just. So fucking stupid. I wrote a God damn essay about how they fumbled Erik's story SO BAD#I don't even LIKE Erik BUT THEY DID HIM SO DIRTY#THE CHARACTER POTENTIAL AND WRITING COULD'VE BEEN BETTER THAN ZANE B. S1 OF H2O BUT THEY THREW IT AWAY AND FOR WHAT!!!!!!!#Seriously you're telling me a kid who was abandoned his entire life for being male didn't have a bigger impact on the pod than FUCKING ZAK?#That plot twist of 'oh actually Zak was a merman all along' was 100% so they could guilt free write Erik out#Instead of like. Having him face his actions or redeem himself in like. Any way. He just fucks off. THEN the pod is like lol Zac were sorry#We're sorry for literally not doing anything to you because you were privledged enough to have a mother who was super ultra powerful#So you were never really affected by our actions until JUST now. Unlike that other fuckface Erik who suffered his whole life alone#Also then in s3 there are STILL no mermen in the pod. Not even little mermen babies. No kids and teens they've welcomed back n apologized to#NOTHING#God. Mm pisses me off dude#AND I STILL HAVENT TOGGLED THAT FUCKING OPTIONS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#Cruddy rambles#God I'm not done I'm sorry fallout can wait YOU ARE TELLING ME THE GUY WHO TELLS US HOW SHITTY MERMAN BABIES R TREATED BY THE POD. IS NOT#THE SAME ONE THE POD APOLOGIZES TO IN THE SEASON FINALE BECAUSE THEY WROTE IN A SHITTY PLOT TWIST?#AUUUUUUUHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG#It's so bad. It's so fucking bad. It's so needlessly gendered and for what. They could've just had 2 rival warring pods#What pisses me off the most is that s3 (4) completely pivots and never really follows thru with the s1 and 2 story arcs#The writers just kinda wash thsir hands of that because 'hey the pod said sorry to zac' BUT THEN NOTHING ACTUALLY CHANGES!!!!#Maybe instead of having a constantly rotating cast of characters s3 (4) could've instead focused on Ondina and Erik's relationship a bit#Maybe have Ondina tell him she wants to just stay friends because she can't trust him. Have him IDK grow and change as a character?#Maybe so you can show kids nobody is born evil and we all need support systems and healthy relationships to grow and become better people??#THAT would've been a GOOD FOLLOW THROUGH#But no instead u just write him out of the show and never show any OTHER mermen who were exiled being welcomed back#Like u had Ondina becoming a teacher... Why not have Zac become a teacher for all the new mermen who were just recently welcomed back??
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My own intro post on here only got a handful of notes, and it made me feel like such a small fish in such a huge pond for a long time! That's why I think it's important to interact with new Simblr posts when you come across them. I see a huge difference in notes between "aesthetic" intro posts and those that are on the simpler side, and while I get that this is a visual website, it sometimes makes me sad to think how many Simblrs might never really get off the ground for that reason.
#text#and yes you shouldn't strive for notes et cetera#but when you're joining a site to participate in a new community it does sting to not receive that warm welcome#that's just human nature#anyway that's my simblr mom side coming out i guess#if you're new and feeling this way i'm always up for making friends and chatting with people!
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I want to here data Spider-Man backstory soooooooooo bad please
coming right up!!!!!!! it's in the form of a story because that's how my brain works and i love explaining things when it comes to spiderman or data. its lots of words and i spent like 2 hours writing it and reworking it to make sense
The crew of the Enterprise has taken notice of a nearby planet whose population is soon to be doomed by a phenomenon that they seem to be unaware of. While this planet has made contact with alien life, they are not open to doing it again. It would very much be a violation of the Prime Directive to intervene, but the Enterprise does their usual method of completely disregarding the law and helping the alien species anyways. They'll get yelled at for it later, but their current focus is the wellbeing of this planet and their people.
As they always do (I think they do, at least. If not, then they really should), the crew gets their hands on any and all information they can find on this species and their culture before they do anything. After some digging, they find that this world is the home to many super-powered individuals. While the population is more saturated with those without special abilities, those with powers are often the ones with the most say in what happens. And because the crew needs people to hear their warnings, they needed someone whose abilities could be interpreted as superpowers. Troi's empathy and Worf's strength was something of great wonder to humans, but it wouldn't be nearly as interesting to the species who already had great quantities of both of those traits.
So, as they typically do, they turn to Data for help.
His strength is greater than Worf's, his intellect is forever growing, and the most important part for this plan: Data had the ability to copy things by simply watching or by downloading it into his database. He was the perfect person for the job.
After what seemed like hours of discussion over what abilities or powers Data should obtain, it was Geordi who brought up the idea of Spider-Man.
Data, who had never taken it upon himself to learn about any Earth Superheroes, found the concept quite captivating.
Rather than getting bitten by a radioactive spider, Data's bite was in the form of a program that Geordi made to mimic the powers that a lot of the Spider-People tended to present. The program also included many arial aerobic and gymnastic lessons compressed down into only a few seconds. While the two worked together on installing some web-like spinnerets in his arm compartments, the other crew members focused on the equally important task of creating the costume that Spider-Data (as they have been calling him) would wear.
The role of a superhero was seen as the highest honor you could have on this world, and the ones with recognizable and unique costumes had an easier time spreading their message. The crew had this in mind, but the main purpose of the spider-suit would be to hide the fact that Data doesn't look the way this species does. There is a great variety in how they all present, but Data appears much more Human than they do.
Once everything has been planned and thought out, the identity of Interweb has been formed.
(The name was also Geordi's idea. Data had followed Geordi into his quarters while trying to come up with a name for people to know him as, since 'Data' was not the sort of name anyone on this world would know. Data was pacing around the room, listing off a long, long, long list of concepts and ideas, when he found that he had been pacing from the floor, to the wall, to the ceiling, wall and floor again. Geordi, who was just trying to get ready for bed, looked up at him from where he stood on the ceiling, and gave him his opinion in attempt to get Data to get the memo and leave. Data nodded in appreciation, returned to standing on the rightful surface, and left for the night. The only indication that he had been there was the shoe scuffs that he had accidently left on the ceiling)
It only took one actual training session to see that Data was already ready for this very important job. There was no improvement needed to be seen in his form or methods, and he had planned for everything. Well... Almost everything. Once he had been brought down to the surface, he had quickly realized that his sidekick had snuck into his bag when he wasn't looking.
And within a week, the alien planet was saved by Interweb and his "cat" Spot :) (No one on this planet knows what a cat or a spider is, but they weren't gonna say a thing about it because they had just been saved by the two of them and they're very thankful about it)
#i could have easily made this half the length but i love Interweb so much i just couldn't help myself im sorry. or you're welcome? idk#shoutout to my mom for the name Interweb btw#my ideas were Dataweb or Website which just aren't nearly as good#star trek#data soong#spiderman#writing#when i was rambling about this to my mom she looked at me the way you look at a toddler whose telling you about their day#she was fr just like “that's nice honey”. i am talking about a very serious matter here MOTHER. this is super serious.#that is absolutely how Geordi was looking at Data rambling as well. i just know it.#like you don't wanna listen but you're going to because you're nice
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just found out that instead of my mom my fucking shitass dad is coming home FOR A WEEK
#ugh i really want to kill someone rn im so mad#why can't he just fucking leave us alone#i know he used to be home 24/7/365 days just a year ago but istg it took us no time to adjust to life without him#now he comes home for like 2 days and my blood starts to boil i can't bear him he's so fucking irritating and interfering#mom coming home would have been relaxing finally burden free after 15 days#now the burden will be double tripled he's such a fucking lazy slob he can't even get his own glass of water#and he'll sleep in our room because it has ac UGHHHHHHHJHH it's so yuck i won't have a minute to myself and my mental health will decline#even MORE than it already has like if that's even possible#and he doesn't take his fucking meds so he's all weak and sick and lazy and he expects us to coddle him#well you know what fuck him im not even going to pretend to be happy that he's here or be nice to him and try to make him feel welcome#he broke this family up and it's going to stay broken up forever so fuck himmmm#and i have a freaking 750 ml bottle of vodka lying in my dresser what the fuck do i do with it now huh?????#it's only like 1/4th empty 3/4th is still full#and it's my sisters birthday on 26th and they'll both be here ugh i was sooo looking forward to actually celebrating with her#now she'll feel miserable and horrible and it'll be JUST like every other birthday she's spent at home#fucking grand#ugh god i sooo do not want to cook dinner for 4 people im so sick of this#and he isn't even satisfied with dinner he fucking eats like 4 times a day he wants a hot breakfast and lunch and evening snack and dinner#man i hope something happens to him and he isn't able to come🙏🙏 god if you're real 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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gotta love when your parent tries to break the cycle of poor parenting instead of perpetuating it, it's fucking awesome
#My mum left home at 17 without telling her dad because she hated how her stepmom was treating her#and he never tried to contact her or stop stepmom's behaviour and#their relationship is strained to this day#they're basically estranged#And so mum has done everything she could to let her kids know they never have#to leave home by a certain age and that#we'll always be welcome to live with her#She's always like “I love when you're all here it makes me feel so settled. Like ahh they're all safe”#She also only heard her dad say 'I love you' like once so sometimes me and the sibs#will be bantering or something and we'll look up and she's just smiling at us and#we'll be like what? and she says “nothing I just love you”#(we always say it back ofc we're not monsters)#Anyway my mum's adorable <3#And according to the friends of all her kids she's the Cool Mom 😎#parenting#stuff regarding me#Idk I was just thinking about my childhood and it spiraled
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All of these are notes about Meg's character to see if I can make the thing.
#surprisingly popular post#tl dr Meg is a bag full of air#she has real qualities but she doesn't have any flaws considering her character never asks for them#her only flaws are in the eyes of Herbert who is in love with Dan and hates her by proxy#and she hates him also by proxy#I mean he hates women in general “You're gay because you like men I'm gay because I hate women” etc#but like wow she's nosy#that's it#but this is fanfic I'm gonna round her character but idk if it's gonna be the most in character thing cause it's an AU#Megan Halsey daughter of a traditionalist who is extremely family oriented goes to get her own house and a degree instead#she literally took over everything when her mom died and her dad was like yes this makes sense she is a woman basically#so idk#what would be the breaking point for Meg to leave#maybe she went to a different college for a while and when her mother died she came back to Miskatonic to be near him#but that would give her more freedom make her see the world differently#hmm...#I'll get there#suggestions are welcome#reanimator#untitled meg halsey project#I thought about calling it the Ballad of Meg Halsey like I call a lot of my projects#and I'd base it on Been a Son by Nirvana and each line would be a chapter#she should have stayed away from friends would be the first#conjectures ideas#md talks again
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a really funny thing happens if you perform weird al in front of a crowd who wasn't primed for it, which is that people will think you are extremely funny and clever for doing it
#anecdotal with a sample size of two but I stand by it#two nickels etc#I did The Saga Begins for the talent show in 6th grade (dressed as obiwan! it ruled) and people asked me afterwards if I wrote it#well no obviously but I love that you think I'm as cool as weird al at the tender age of eleven#the first time I ever did karaoke they had weird al on the list and I was SO HYPED and I did Like A Surgeon and crushed it#and because it was all gen x and boomers (I was there with my mom) afterwards an actual surgeon came up to tell me how funny it was#I don't think he thought I wrote it but he hadn't heard it before lol#yeah man! go home and look up weird al! you're welcome!!#about me
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OH MY GOD LMAO
#mom just told me my leggings are a little bit see througj. so my p0kemon knickers are sorta visible#oh well. you're welcome to anybody that sees
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Okay, yeah, think I'm having a minor, low-key episode.
#FUUUUCK this SUCKS#~oh you're going to freak the fuck out over a holiday because of association you're welcome this is totally fine and functional~ -my brain#that 'how come your mom lets you have two hot dogs' meme but it's#'gee adri how come your mom gave you ptsd AND the genetic predisposition for psychosis?'#vent#mother's day tw
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WHEW BOY-
#That was certainly something. So I was a little pissed on Friday 'cause I gave my mother $140 to go towards groceries and instead she took#herself out to a buffet and used my money and assumed it would be okay because it's mothers day weekend -_-;;#Today my mom was expecting something from me and I look at her as I'm making coffee. Smiled and said 'the gift is me. You gave birth to me#you're welcome' then said I just assumed she'd like her childs 'love' for mothers day.#PISSED HER OFF like yes I'm going to use what little money I got left to buy you something even though you stole $140 from me essentially#UGGGHHHH 2 MONTHS just two more months I gotta put up with this.#def not giving her money for groceries anymore-#vent.tw#mother mention/
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I've had depression my whole life and I've had long periods where I was suicidal, and I've always thought it was selfish for people to expect you not to kill yourself just because it would make them sad. And I do still sort of think that, a little.
But now all I can think about is how my friend will never be the same. She'll spend the rest of her life second guessing everything she ever did.
How do you come back from that? How do you go on to lead a happy life? Is it even possible? It makes me sick just thinking about it.
#i only met the kid once and I've still been fucked up all day#like this is one of the worst things to happen in my life and I'm so far removed from the situation#what a fucking nightmare#tw suicide#tw child death#so i guess you're welcome mom for not killing myself
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sometimes i think about my childhood and get sad that my mom's parenting style didn't really allow for me to be a kid but other times she says stuff like 'i never let you win board games. i wanted you to prove you could beat me' and i just lose my mind laughing. like yeah im the worlds most avoidant person and im allergic to asking for help but im not a weak bastard who can't beat my mom at monopoly
#speak friend and enter#and if you're wondering why my mom talks about parenting like she's a mortal kombat boss. welcome to my world#her wire mother slay. i guess#love my mom but. can mama stop trying to not raise a weakling and tell me she's proud of me. that would be nice
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