#????????? bro idk 😭 shits expensive 😭😭

[fraternum-momentum]

So, do you ever plan on getting therapy?

i save pictures of animals on my pinterest

[b3ach-bunn7]

CHANGE OUT OF SOMETHING YOU KNOW

You’re the League of Villans new healer. Messages between you and their resident arsonist.

slight nsfw, more just teasing than anything else

(title based off the blood orange song plz listen 🙏)

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October 8th

2:06 pm

You: hi, idk if Shigaraki told you but I’m the leagues new healer!! I think we r bedroom neighbours :D

You: so if u need anything I’m a room away lol

Dabi: K

You: wow so articulate

Seen

October 10th

12:09am

Dabi: Shiggy says go to the bar

You: okay

You: what did he need?

Seen

October 11th:

4:40 pm

You: did u eat my leftovers

Dabi: 🧐

You: BRUH

You: ur buying me more idgaf

Dabi: Hell no

You: I’m gonna tell kugisaki then

Dabi: Okay? Tf is he gonna do

You: aren’t u on his Spotify family plan

Dabi: Fine I’ll fucking buy u more fatty

You: HAHA

October 13th

10:09am

Dabi: Shut the fuck up

Dabi: Ur so loud

You: that’s what she said 😂

Dabi: Actually kys

Dabi: Turn that shit down

You: aw ur so nice 🥰

October 15th

2:06 am

You: can u shut up it’s 2am

Seen

October 19th

1:18 am

You: where r u

You: shig says u need me

Dabi: I don’t need shit

Dabi: I’m fine

You: right so the blood trail leading to ur room is just decor then?

Dabi: Getting a head start on Halloween

You: just let me in 😒

October 20th 

3:07 pm

You: where do u get the staples for ur face and stuff

Dabi: Y

You: just Y is crazy 😭

You: I’m getting supplies for the league

Dabi: Target

You: ???

You: they’re just normal staples???

You: I thought they were like medical ones

Dabi: Too expensive 

You: brokie

Dabi: Kys 

You: okay and what if I did

Dabi: Mission accomplished

You: prick 

October 22nd

11:31 pm

Dabi: Need healing

You: what’s the magic word 😁

Dabi: I’ll burn u to a crisp?

You: omw!!!!

October 25th

8:43 pm

You: do u guys do anything for Halloween

Dabi: R we 12

You: duck off

Dabi: 🦆 

You: STFY

You: ykw I mean

You: like a party or smth

You: or do I have to source my Halloween activities outside of the league

Dabi: Idk

Dabi: Ask Toga

You: okay thanks for nothing 🙄

Seen

October 25th

10:01 pm

You: ME AND TOGA R HAVING A MOVIE NIGHT

You: 🤪🤪🤪🤪

You: u are invited 

Dabi: K

You: its for Halloween so u have to dress up

Dabi: The fuck

Dabi: Y

You: togas never cekebrated Halloween

You: and she got kinda sad when I asked fo i told her we can dress up here

Dabi: Oh

You: so if u can come she’d greatly appreciate it!!!

You: and ig I would too 😒

Dabi: Yh you’d love me there

You: shut up 

October 29th

3:43 am

Dabi: Y/N

Dabi: Y/N

Dabi: R u awake

Dabi: Y/N

Dabi: Wake up

You: wtf do u want 

You: its theee am

Dabi: Ik but I need you

You: huh

Dabi: Healing

Dabi: Got hit bad

You: oh shit okay

You: you in your room?

Dabi: Tes

You: coming

Dabi: Lol

You: bros dying and is still cracking jokes

October 29th

2:05 pm

Dabi: Does ur quirk always do that

You: do what?

Dabi: Hurt u

You: oh thattt

You: well it like gets rid of ur pain and injury but part of the pain had to go to me 

You: has*

You: my pain tolerance is high tho so idm most of the time

You: ur wound was just kinda bad yesterday so it hurt a bit more than usual 😅

You: or this morning ig

Dabi: Oh

Dabi: I didn’t know that

You: lolz it’s okay 😝

You: I’m used to it

Dabi: Thx ig

You: you guess?!??!

Dabi: K

You: YOU kys 

October 31st

7:06 pm

You: YOU ACC DRESSED UP :D

Dabi: I’m wearing plastic fangs

You: I see those eyeliner bite marks on ur neck

Dabi: Y r u looking at my neck freak

Dabi: Should be watching the movie not me

You: shut up

You: does this mean u wear eyeliner

Dabi: Shut the fuck up

You: HAHA

Dabi: Never text me again

You: ughhhhhh ur soooo emo 🖤🥀⛓️

Seen

November 4th

5:09 pm

You: DABI

You: DABIIIIIIUIII

You: PLZ MY CREAMTION KING

Dabi: Cremation u freak

You: LMAOOOOO

You: that was an accident

Dabi: What

You: can u come with me and toga to watch the fireworks 😝

Dabi: Ur actually on Togas dick

Dabi: Leave her alone

You: r u jealous I’m not hanging with u :/

You: I promise we can go out

Dabi: Ew

You: rude

You: plzzz just come

Dabi: 😳

You: UR SO GROSS

You: we r leaving at half past

November 8th 

4:07 pm

Dabi: Grab black hair dye on ur way home 

You: what brand

Dabi: Manic panic

You: wait does this mean ur hair isn’t actually naturally black??

Dabi: No the dyes for Toga

You: ohhh okay

Dabi: Ur so fucking stupid

You: LEAVE ME ALONE 😭😭

You: can I help u dye it 😝

Dabi: No

You: PLEAAAAAAAASE

Missed call

Dabi: Never call me again

You: PLEASE

Dabi: Fuckijg hell

Dabi: Fine

You: YIPEEE

November 12th

1:15 am

You: dabi istg

You: shut the actual fuck up

You: both of you

Missed call

You: bro ur actually pissing me off

You: WE SHARE A WALL

You: I CAN HEAR U TEO FUCKING LIKE IM IN THE ROOM WITH YOU

You: I actually hate you 

November 12th

3:06 am

Dabi: Soz

Dabi: Lol

Dabi: We’re finished now

You: yeah I could fucking tell 

You: dickhead

Dabi: 🙁

Dabi: I was just giving her a good time

Dabi: I can show you if you’d like

You: she’s literlaly still in the room with you u degenerate 

Dabi: You been listening?

Dabi: Freaky 😛

You: FUCK YOU

November 15th

10:06 pm

Dabi: image attachment

Dabi: Tf is this

You: it’s yakult idiot 

Dabi: Why is it in my room

You: oh I heard u say to toga u can’t buy them cause

You: ur a famous villain and stuff

You: so I bought some when I was out 😝

Dabi: Why

You: omg we’ve upgraded to full words

You: idk I just saw them and remebered so i grabbed them

You: if u don’t want them I’ll come grab them sorry if I made u feel weird

Dabi: Shut up it’s fine

Dabi: Thx

You: 😝

November 17th 

9:07 pm

Dabi: image attachment

You: HAHHA

You: WHAT HAPOENED

Dabi: Some weird ass slime guy in an alley way

Dabi: Spinner got hit

You: he looks like those alien toys that come in the slime eggs

Dabi: 🤣🤣

You: poor baby

You: I can’t heal that

November 20th

11:16 pm

Missed call

Missed call

Dabi: What did I say about calling me 

You: plz pick up

You: I think this guy is following me

You: and I’m scared

You: I took like three turns anrbhes still behind me

Dabi & Y/N, Time elapsed: 45 minutes

November 21st

12:15 am

You: thank you for earlier 

Dabi: It’s ok

Dabi: What did he look like 

You: uhm a bit shorter than u, brown hair and I think brown eyes

You: he was wearing a green bomber jacket and he was by the corner shop

You: why

Dabi: None of ur business 

You: I can hear u leaving ur room

You: where r u going

Dabi: Shut up

You: right 😭

November 22nd 

1:06 am

You: bro not again

You: please STOP

You: can’t u go back to their place for once like 😭😭

Dabi: He’s busy 😘

You: girl idgaf

You: go be busy somewhere else 

You: or stfu

Dabi: Sorry

Dabi: She took my phone 

You: again idgaf just plz shut up I wanna sleep

Dabi: K

You: 🖕

November 24th

9:09 pm 

You: me and twice are watching a movie if you wanna join 

Dabi: What r u watching

You: hot fuzz 😝 

You: a classic 

You: u probably don’t even know it 

You: it’s kinda underground and too cool for u

Dabi: I do fucking know it

Dabi: Cornetto triology

You: …

You: literally in love with u rn 😍

Dabi: Shut up

Dabi: Coming don’t start without me

You: okayyyyyy

Dabi: Stfu

You: 😞

November 30th

8:07 pm

Dabi: Turn ur music down

Dabi: Y/N

Dabi: Y/N

Missed call

You: what did I say about calling me 🥀⛓️🖤

Dabi: Turn ur fucking music down 

You: It’s chappel roan 🙁

Dabi: I don’t give a fuck

You: KNEE DEEP IN THE PASSENGER SEAT

Dabi: Stfu

You: AND UR EATING ME OUT 😔😔

Dabi: You wish

You: :/ don’t ruin Chappel for me

Dabi: I’d show chappel a good time

You: She’s a lesbian u freak

You: EYE will show her a good time

Dabi: Can I watch 😍

You: Ew

Dabi: 😔

December 2nd

6:36 pm

You: bro

You: where tf is kugisaki

You: do yk 

Dabi: Nah

Dabi: What do u need 

You: I’m so fucking cold

You: the heating in my room isn’t working😔😔😔😔

You: and I’m gonna die of coldness

Dabi: L

Dabi: Can’t relate

You: where r u rn

Dabi: Couch

You: okay I’m coming

You: ur gonna warm me up thanks for offering I accept

Dabi: Tf

You: On my way! 

Dabi: Lol

You: shuddup 

Dabi: Stay in ur cold room then

You: IM SORDY IM SORRY

You: u can keep talking forever 

Dabi: Good girl

Dabi: Bring the yakult from my room

You: okay 😁

December 10th

5:45 pm

Dabi: Are u crying

You: omfg can u hear me

You: that’s so embarassing wtf 😭

Dabi: Why r u crying

You: lmao I’m just on my period

You; I saw a tik tok of those army dads coming home and they always make me cry

Dabi: Lol I just heard u sob again

You: yeah it’s so funny 

December 10th

6:10 pm

You: DABI

You: DID U GET ME THESE

You: THE CHOCOLATE AND THE heavy duty pads

Dabi: No

You: :D u so did

You: thank u :((

You: how did u know I like m&ms 😝

Dabi: Cause ur always eating them fatty

You: HEY

You: I’ll cry again

Dabi: Loser

You: yeah a loser u bought chocolate for 

December 15th

9:18 pm

Dabi: Why r u crying again

You: why r u watching me freak

You: it’s movie night not Y/N night

Dabi: I can hear u sniffling ur right next to me

You; YH cause ur warm

You: idk my sister loved this movie

Dabi: Why is that making u cry

You: because she’s dead 😁

Dabi: Oh

You: yeah oH 

Dabi: Damn

You: LMAO 

You: thank u for the comfort 🙏🙏

Dabi: Idk what to say 😔

You: people usually say sorry

Dabi: I’m not saying that shit

Dabi: i didn’t kill her

You: LMAOOO

Dabi: There there 

You: that works 

You: just keep me warm and I’ll be okay

Dabi: I’m not a human heater

You: my body is telling me smth different

Dabi: 😒

December 18th

5:07 pm

You: bro do u have my laundry

You: I think spinner put it in ur room by accident 

Dabi: He did 😁

You: why r u so happy about that

Dabi: Cause ur pink panties are so pretty

You: I’m gonna kill myself!

You: STOP LOOKING AT MY JNDERWEAR 

Dabi: Its not my fault theyre all over my bed 

Dabi: So u like lace

Dabi: Noted

You: I hope u know I’m on the ledge rn

Dabi: Aw don’t be shy 

Dabi: Its nothing I haven’t seen before

You: whore 

Dabi: A good one

You: I’m coming to get them and no words will be exchanged between us

Dabi: Boring

December 19th 

8:37 pm

You: oh dabi 😁😁😁😁😁

Dabi: No

You: u don’t even know what I want

Dabi: Yes I do

Dabi: Toga and Twice asked me and I said no

You: :(

You: plz it will be so fun

You: and the limit is ten pound plz

You: I haven’t done a secret Santa in ages and forever

Dabi: No

You: pleeeeeaaaaaaaaase

You: :(

Dabi: Fucking hell 

Dabi: Ok

Dabi: If I get shiggy I’m buying him Vaseline

You: YIPPEE

You: thank u :D

Dabi: Stfu

December 23rd

11:52 pm

Dabi: Come to my room 

You: fuck off

You: yk I can see u from the living room

Dabi: Oh

Dabi: Okay?

You: u ain’t slick lil bro 😭

You: also yk that’s not even mistletoe

You: I think that’s just a twig from outside

Dabi: Again

Dabi: Okay?

You: shut up

Dabi: Plz come to my room I need healing 🙁

You: SHUSH

December 25th

2:06 am

Dabi: y/n

Dabi: why arnet unhere

Dabi: ehy am I dirnkifn with shiggy and teice 

Dabi: shouod be with u baby

You: oh dabi :/

You: I told u I wanted to stay and watch Christmas movies with Toga 

You: r u drunk 

Dabi: ovviusly 

Dabi: come to the bar

Dabi: wanna kiss you 

Dabi: bring the miserlloe

Dabi: miseltoe

You: shut up

Dabi: xome shut me up with ur mouth

Dabi: so hot

Dabi: are u wearing that lacy underwar 

You: plz stop talking about my underwear 🙏

Dabi: vant stop thinking about them

Dabi: wanna fuck you white youve still got them on

You: okay!!!! I think that’s enough drinks for u!!!!!!

Dabi: no im beirng fr

Dabi: ur so hot

Dabi: hmerry christmas 

You: merry christmas dabi

Dabi: my lisp really hrut 

Dabi: kiss them better

You: hypothetically I could

Dabi: pelase baby

You: goodnight!!

December 26th 

3:07 pm

Dabi: I meant all of it btw

You: 😭😭 u drank half the bar 

You: how r u even awake

Dabi: Fucking headache

You: I can heal it if u want

Dabi: Please

You: okayyy omw 

Dabi: Wait

Dabi: Did u open ur secret Santa

You: wait no I didn’t

You: cause u wanted to be different and leave it in my room and not under the tree

Dabi: Open it first

You: okay………

You: Dabi

Dabi: 😁

You: is this fucking christmas themed lingerie

Dabi: 😁😁😁😁

Dabi: Wear it while u heal me

You: DIE

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do I think the LOV would actually be this close and family au? Probably not. Do I care? HELL NO. Ik he’d be such a degenerate even if he is a cutie deep down

also the whole “he’s busy 😘” thing is him trying to get over u and realising he acc wants to fuck YOU and not the random girls he’s picking up on the streets

I feel like my Britishness comes into play so much in these text posts so plz excuse it.. but I just love Touya.. my inspiration has been crazy recently but plz don’t get used to this 😔 uni is only getting busier

[lemonisntreal]

My thoughts on Sing: Thriller! [finally]

I just want to vomit out some of the things on my mind because ohhh my god, do I have THOUGHTS-

Also! Link here to the short, for the people who want / need it 👍

NO WAY

THE BASTARD LIVES???

THE MIKE FANS WERE ACTUALLY RIGHT????

It wasn't just copium!

Kinda off topic, but this is getting me thinking on how different sized animal's seats are priced. Because they only grabbed one ticket I think, so I think they're literally sharing a seat [WHICH IS CUTE]. But does this mean that bigger animals need to buy more than one ticket? Or are all the seats just ridiculously big? Or am I crazy?

Also thinking of that one scene in Spongebob where Plankton gets sat on by Bubble Bass 😭

Tiny blurry Mike hehe looks like found footage

RAHHHHH

RAHHHHHHHH

Me when I see my fav for 2 seconds with zero speaking lines

Nana is eating also holy shit

EATING 👹

Also Eddie guiding her by the hand is sweet, I love their relationship so much aaywusjhisajhajk

He has such an obviously better relationship with her than he does his actual parents and I'm eating it upppppp

The "How hard can it be to fix a stupid tire anyway???" line was so aggressive, I'm taking this as character development !

She's an actually amazing actor in-universe and I love that

Meena Sweep

Also this set is clean as fuckkk- also a lot more realistic, but still very not LMAO

Also he's DOING A JIG AAA

The crunchy version is for my enjoyment specifically

HOLY SHIT I WAS REFERENCED /j

Also also.

Both GMO and Alice in Wonderland were really short plays from what we see, but I actually do think that this isn't how it actually goes in canon. When they're on the bus in Sing 2, the script looks pretty thick for one. And two- why would anyone pay for tickets for 4 minutes of show?

Like it just makes sense, you gotta understand my reasoning.

They couldn't put the whole 2 hours of play in the actual films, but I like to believe that's actually how it goes

That there's some story and depth to it as well [💀]

Reference. For later.

THE WAY HIS FACE SCRUNCHES DUDE DUDEUDUED

Meena Gunter and Ash are absolutely partying in the back bro

I wonder how often Meena finds herself in cars. Because like there's size, but also we know she just takes the bus everywhere. I don't think her family has a car, they all feel like they utilize public transit instead

Cars that are modified for bigger and smaller animals are probably more expensive and not mass-manufactured either

Not just height but weight limit is also something that needs to be kept in mind. Elephants are like a few thousand pounds.

I think it's just easier to have modified public transit rather than modified individual cars for that kind of load. I bet public transit has way more funding in the Sing universe because of this need too. Because there's also Rhinos, and Hippos, and Giraffes-

I'm getting lost in the sauce again.

HER NOSE SCRUNCH

She was AT that door. First one there, bouncing with excitement. Adorable. I wish Clay had speaking lines with her in this AGH

REFERENCE.

girl what the fuck are you doing here, your ass was NOT invited ‼️

The Infection AU would go CRAZY

Somebody needs to make that rightttt now, actually

I'm giving it some thought right now and how with a few tweaks this could be cool. Like I'd definitely make it so there were different phases, like the MLP AUs. And I'd keep the hivemind thing definitely, because I think that adds an extra terrifying aspect to it

Probably make the ooze stuff look more messy, eyes would be leaking the stuff, mouth.

Idk I'm just spitballing LMAO

The dog from under the table is actually terrifying

Rare sighting of angry Meena

ALSO WHY-

I have a complaint.

Why were they dancing.

For a full minute. With nothing.

No singing. Just instrumental. It dragged on for so insanely long. Like that's my one complaint about this short, is that the pacing is just absolute dogshit after they all get possessed. You can give me a Thriller reprise without making it look super awkward and boring. Why couldn't this have been a cool chase scene instead? Like actually keep up that tension you established?? Because like Crawly and Buster are just STANDING there now, and it's just like-

And then the actual chase is over so fast

Man.

HE'S SO STUPID LOOKING I'M GONNA CRY [positive]

the Borb....... [Buster orb]

I hate the "it was all a dream!" trope but I can't really be mad

I saw it coming from a mile away, and I'm honestly glad because it means that this isn't canon and we don't have to deal with random zombie shenanigans in the actual lore

Or maybe not because Crawly was literally possessed at the end but whatever. Not canon.

My final thoughts are that this was really solid! I feel well fed and very happy to get some new content of the sillies. I will most likely be drawing lots of Thriller stuff because WOW were some of those shots pretty. Overall, critically? C+ short [mostly due to that minute of almost nothing happening]. But my enjoyment level puts the grade at a B+ for me so [B is for Biased].

[jasperandhenryslovechild]

my friend and i have watched the henry danger trailer over and over again at least 30 times, and we've watched it COUNTLESSLY at .25 speed and pausing every 5 seconds to point out random ass little tidbits and make assumptions and theories.

this is a hyperanalysis dump of everything we've noticed so far!

under the cut🗣️🔥‼️

in chronological order!!

BLACKOUT?

whys bro got CLAWS NOW WHATTT

i still want to think this is blackout but at the same time the claws kinda throw me off since i don't think those were in df? so it's kinda weird? IDKIDKIDJD QE DO HAVE MORE THIS GUY CLIPS THOUGH AND IDK WHO HE IS BUT I LOVE HIM! #! #! $ BEAT HENRYS ASS BRO GIVE US THAT HURT WE'VE BEEN WAITING ON FOR SIX YEARS/j

that's all ive got about bro, i did also make an entire theory post about him though so OUT OF THE WAY BUDDY/j

BIZWATCH TRUTHING

ignore how it's shittily put together cropped images i have lots to share and don't want to exceed tumblrs image limit, i am NOT making another post with all the same fuckin things😭😭

BIZWATCH RUMORS (literally just me reading a sign in the background) are TRUE. charlotte is absolutely not in on this because she wouldn't have let this name slide/j it is growing on me though!! the fact that bizwatch has such a large & expensive building implies that this could be far into the future of the dangerverse timeline— henry's first appearance back since hd is like 3 weeks after the beginning of df and his last appearance i want to say is like 2 or 3 years since the beginning of danger force, and i don't think anybody in the history of like ever has made enough money with their underground vigilante business to be able to have such a flashy & huge hq

also, why is it in existence??? if you're the SINGULAR HEROES in the most dangerous city in the world, you'd want your hq to be more..... hidden?? yknoww....??? and not pull a man's nest??? not complaining though it looks silly

also also, the clip glee dango released could maybe be taking place in that building??? not sure though because of how run down it is but still oooo aaaah

MISSY'S BEDROOM!!

i have SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT MISSY'S BEDROOM BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY LITTLE EASTER EGGS HIDDEN IN IT AARRGRGGRHH

firstly, the way henry falls into the bedroom makes me think that like he fell out the window and the reality altering device took him into missys bedroom and like accidentally saved bros life which would be so funny 😭😭

there are SO MANY REFERENCES LITTERED IN THIS

from top to bottom, left to right

"[??]-INSPIRED GRAFFITI SWEEPS THE CITY"

added the extra image because it's clearer there, but IS THAT A WALL DOGS REFERENCE? #?? ## IS THAT A HENRY AND THE BAD GIRL PART ONE AND TWO REFERENCE? #! #?

" ..... Exiled by Swellview......"

i dunno who the hell they're talking about with that one but like also at the same time it's blurry as shit and i kind of guessed... quite a few of these are guesses......

"Kid Danger and ThunderGirl in daring traintop meelee"

THUNDERMANS CROSSOVER REFERENCE! $!! $! $ this girl is dedicated i lwk forgot that happened

"Swellview Dispatch: Kid Danger Dies in Firey Blimp Accident and Saves Entire City. The City Mourns Its Young Hero"

okay so they DOO know about the finale

does that mean missy was the ultimate fucking theorizer above us all??? is she the only one in this universe that puts the two and two together that bizwatch ceo henry hart looks a lot like dead superhero kid danger??? guys missy is the only one in nickelodeon history to do that she might be a lot smarter than we thought, having the capabilities of basic logic..... /j I LOVE HER ALREADY

or maybe she thinks she just used her reality altering device to bring back the dead, in which case i subtract points/j

"A Superhe[ro]...... Answ[er]... The [??????].. all pay"

literally no clue, the pay part makes me want to think budget cuts ref? but im not sure i need more context to that one— i would literally pay any amount of money to buy ANY of these set pieces bro😭😭

"Swellview Dog Society calls foul (?) on irresponsible breeding practices"

not a reference to anything as far as im aware but... good to know? swellview has a dog society now funzies

"Kid Danger Calls Out Bill Evil"

DANGER THINGS REFERENCE! $! $! $! DANGER THINGS MENTIONED! #! $! $!! $

i do know that there was one ill find later that was a rock box dump reference and i thought it was so fun

SHE HAS A KID DANGER COSTUME AWWHH I'M CRYIGNFNND I LOVE HER I LOVE HERR

the reality altering device abbreviates to rad... like how swellview academy for the gifted abbreviates to swag.... im so done😭😭

how did she even get access to that shit??? she has a blueprint above her computer when she was like doing all that coding stuff and its the blueprint to the device itself, does that mean she like made it herself?? maybe like in tandem to the omega weapon she had someone make it for her?? idk idk i need to watch this fucking movie bro 😭😭😭

POSSIBLE OTHER VILLAIN??? WHO ARE YOU MY BRO WHAT SCI FI SHORT DID YOU POP OUT OF

OTHER STUFF (VILLAINS & STUFF)

PIPER TURNS INTO BATS AQWWWHWH I LOVE HER

just got back from doing day 2 of finals though & im tired as all hell so i don't have that much more for now but i may continue dumping stuff later 😭😭

if i add more ill reblog it🗣️🔥‼️

[chunkymamatam]

Yooo when you have time, tell me about your JJK, Obey Me and Apothecary Diaries DRs (Just the basics like how it's been and maybe some interesting interractions, if you want)!!!! They're absolute favourite fandoms!! Also, what happened in TBHK lol???

-Reena

Yeah sure!

So what happened in TBHK was I could see ghosts and I made eye contact with Tsukasa’s little ass and that mfer scares me so I pretended like I didn’t see him but he started chasing me down “I KNOW YOU SAW ME” Bro I’ve never run faster 😭 that shit was wild and I’m never going back. He’s gonna get me LMFAO

JJK

Now Let me tell you the funny story of why I was even going JJK… In short I wanted to get down and dirty with Sukuna, I didn’t know how but I assumed I was gonna somehow get into his domain, preferably just appearing there. I fully didn’t intend to survive this encounter. I was like alright if I appear there he’s either gonna kill me on the spot or I’m gonna have 2 seconds to give this man the funniest offer he’s had in centuries

then after that if he accepts he’d kill me after… That did NOT happen. I woke up walked outside and started roaming wondering how imma get this done and mfing Satoru Gojo start following me saying “hey you” LMFAO I RAN

this man was gonna get in my god damn way. And he did. He cornered me at a dead end and said “you done running?”

“Yes”

“Cool can you see this thing.”

“Yes”

“Cool cool. You have a really abnormal amount of cursed energy. You should really be dead right now I don’t know how you’re still walking. Come on.”

and long story short we ended up neighbors. I know he has an actual place so idk why he got the apartment next to mine but here we are.

Obey Me

For Obey Me let me just tell you how I ended up in the Devildom for now because shit was so wild I stg. I woke up in my bed and I thought I just didn’t shift and I sighed, wanting to just go tf back to sleep at that point and all of a sudden my door bursts open and there’s Diavolo, Barbatos and Lucifer’s big asses.

“CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING INTO RAD! YOU’RE ON AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO THE DEVILDOM!”

AND THEN THEY CASTED A SLEEP SPELL ON ME AND THE LAST THING I HEARD WAS “oh goodness she’s naked”

I sleep naked. I could cry from embarrassment rn. If I knew I was gonna start that DR like that I would’ve put clothes on. I didn’t even have enough time to process what was going on. The first thing they knew about me wasn’t my voice, or my awkward mannerisms. No. It had to be that I sleep booty butt naked. My ego? Crushed. My self-esteem? Left the building.

Apothecary Diaries

In my Apothecary Diaries DR everyone thought I was mute because I refused to talk to them. The workers were even bitchier in person. They fr bullied tf out of me for being fat(not surprised), having moles and feckless, being tan(my camera takes my color unfortunately 😭), etc. So I just straight up wouldn’t talk to them. The only ones who knew I could talk were the Eunuchs who brought me to the palace and Jinshi for a good while lmfao. And I didn’t even talk to him fr for a good while(not bitching it’s just funny). Then the whole fight between the Lady Gyokuyou and Lady Lihua happened and Maomao was speculating so I pulled her aside and confirmed for her. It’s funnier because she was like “You can talk???” Like yes girl I just hate these bitches.

Then she asks me why I didn’t say anything if I knew to which I had to explain that I was bought from a foreign country and they weren’t gonna listen even if I did. Girl was flabbergasted. Love her she’s great. Nah we got called into a meeting with the rest of the workers by Jinshi and he held up two signs, one in Chinese one in English cuz I can’t read the characters 😭 by the time Maomao realized that I was trying to get her to come with me cuz this was about the two of us. To be fair tho even if I had run without her it’s really obvious when I’m reading something so he would’ve got my ass anyway LMFAO Lady Gyokuyou kept us both, me because when her and Lady Lihua were fighting I was like “Gyat Damn.” And I quote “I have made the mute speak and now you are mine.” She’s so sweet.

I need to go back to one of these places soon I miss it a lot when I talk about it.

[agendabymooner]

𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 !!! 𝐥𝐧𝟒 — 𝐨𝐧𝐞

☼ WHO TF IS LANDO NORRIS?

chapter summary: honey-sue is… honey-sue. she knows who she idolizes (and have a crush on; mason mount), she knows that she’s looking forward to getting the hell out of the university after two years of her masters degree program, and she knows that she doesn’t care about the formula one teams that aren't mercedes amg - she also knows she cares about mick schumacher.

so when her fans (who were coincidentally fans of the sports as well) began to ask her things about her lack of interest, more people (mostly just a group of british youtubers and a certain f1 driver) immediately shifted their attention towards the socially awkward woman as she and her brother got invited to a party in monaco hosted by an f1 driver. newsflash: it wasn’t hosted by either lewis hamilton or george russell.

content warning: use of explicit language, chatfic + tweets, mentions of social anxiety

masterlist

HONEY-SIUUUUU

jideeee 😚😚

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

who dis?

HONEY-SIUUUUU

stfu you know this is your best girl stop capping

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

no? idk who you are

HONEY-SIUUUUU

so if i were to say that i told simon about you using his towel to clean up the mess you made in his room then you wouldn’t be phased about it?

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

naw fam i’m all jokes 😭 don’t tell simon

what’s up, honey??? can’t pay your rent this month?

HONEY-SIUUUUU

oh har har 😒 we all know who’s most likely got more money in her savings

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

and we also know who’s most likely to get someone anything she wants because that someone refuses to use her money on any stupid shit for once

HONEY-SIUUUUU

fuck off i’m being practical. at least i haven’t lost my money to crypto

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

ouch ok. i’m hurt 😒

HONEY-SIUUUUU

anyways. I GOT MY FINAL GRADES BACK 😭😭 I WANNA TELL U FIRST BC I FEEL LIKE YOUD BE MORE EXCITED FOR ME

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

ong??? holy shit, that’s fast. did you make it to the president’s list???

HONEY-SIUUUUU

ok but what do i get when i tell you the result? /jk

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

a pat on the back and congratulations? 🤣

HONEY-SIUUUUU

i’m expecting for something more than that but as long as you’re fulfilling your promises i’m solid

BUT ANYWAYS I GOT THE ONLY 4.0 AND PRESIDENT’S LIST 😭😭😭

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

HOLY SHIIIIT LEZGOOOOO

smart ting you are what the fuckkkkk

happy for you honey!!!!! 😮‍💨

lowk wish i’m there rn to celebrate that with you and the mandem 🙃 stupid boxing trainings

HONEY-SIUUUUU

ugh don’t even worry about it jj 😁😁 i was just v excited to share this to u

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

i’ll make it up to you i promise!!! i’m hella proud of u and ur ability to not even have a breakdown during those days ✊

i gtg tho 🙏 congrats again bro! lmk when ur graduation’s gonna be and what u want for this. i’ll ttyl

HONEY-SIUUUUU

forget about it jj— i was just joking when i said get me sumn

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

it’s a good thing i don’t listen to you whenever you tell me not to get you something huh?

HONEY-SIUUUUU

that’s just your guilt from calling me a sket on harry’s diss track.

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

haha just tell me what u want and i’ll get it sorted out as soon as possible

HAROLDINHO

oi honey

PLONKER

oi harold

HAROLDINHO

i’m at the mailbox rn

u got a package

PLONKER

gee do you ever wonder what the mailboxes are for? 🤔🤔

HAROLDINHO

i was going to bring it upstairs but i guess never mind 😒

a simple “oh really? thanks harry!” would suffice

PLONKER

just get up here and bring it 🤡 you could’ve just brought it up instead of texting me

what’s so special about it that you had to text me before you get up here n e ways??

HAROLDINHO

i dunno. something about it screams fancy.

did you get any bag by chance because this seems a bit too expensive

PLONKER

i don’t buy expensive stuff online???

can you come up so i can open it?

HONEY-SIUUUUU

JJ ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

LIKE YOURE NOT PULLING MY LEG? AND HARRY’S?!!!

IS THIS REALLY MONACO GP?!

JJ YOU BETTER RESPOND NOW OR IM GONNA BREAK IN YOUR HOUSE AND I KNOW WHERE YOU PUT THE KEYS TO YOUR LAMBO

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

sorry i was on the gym

don’t break into my house

and yes??? you said to get you something right?

HONEY-SIUUUUU

yeah but i was joking 😭😭

this is so cool

but this is expensive. do you take paypal?

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

no tf 🤣

as i said. i’d get you anything you want. but you didn’t tell me what you wanted so i just asked the boys

HONEY-SIUUUUU

you never should’ve listened to harry lmfao

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

lol it was vik and simon who recommended we get you and harry those tickets lololol

i was like “hmm idk what to get her” so they were like get you a trip to monaco or something. they specifically said get you a paddock pass for mercedes

so like go see your michael schumacher or that ken doll you showed me

HONEY-SIUUUUU

jj babes 🤣🙃 mick is in haas

and the fact that we’re taking your jet too 😭😭 you didn’t have to go all out on me

but seriously thank you thank you thank you

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

letting you know as well that will, filly and chunkz are coming along. they got passes from mclaren and all that. it'll be a full plane lol. so it won’t be as overwhelming for you and harry to go alone

HONEY-SIUUUUU

no way?!!!! MY FRIEND FILLYS COMING ?! 😭😭

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

yeah lol

so you have fun in monaco. everything’s been paid for by your personal bank account

HONEY-SIUUUUU

ugh my personal bank account is so fucking amazing

i could give ‘im a lil kiss on the mouth rn 😮‍💨😮‍💨

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

naw don’t do that i don’t think your brother would like that

lmk if there’s anything else you’d like i’ll see what i can do 👍😉

HONEY-SIUUUUU

a little kiss of appreciation on the mouth for you?

SUGAR DADDY JAYJE

no 🤣🤣🤣

RIABISH

hey! i hope this isn’t so weird but you’re honey-sue right? wroetoshaw’s sister?

HONEYSUE

uh hi.

yes it’s me. it does say it on my username and bio. sorry if this is very rude.

RIABISH

no no! all good haha!

i just wanted to confirm! we got the information from will about you. i’ve known the sidemen and your brother but when he mentioned you were coming along to the race in monaco i had to look you up :)

i’m ria btw! i happened to be acquainted with him and filly bc we collab’d with them before. quadrant?

HONEYSUE

i’ve heard of you guys before because will spike a lot about you lots.

RIABISH

all good things i hope 😉

HONEYSUE

haha. yeah.

nice to meet you

RIABISH

likewise :))

we’ve been told of you because apparently you got lucky with ksi getting you free tickets and trip to monaco for the race

HONEYSUE

yeah idk.

i don’t watch formula one as much as i used to years ago. i don’t know much about who’s racing now and whatnot except from whatever’s happening with merc

RIABISH

oh… not at all?

not even mclaren?

HONEYSUE

no. this will be the first time i’ll be watching in a while.

RIABISH

you seem very nice!

listen, will and filly said you’re all flying in at the sunday before the race week begins. lando’s got will, filly and chunkz paddock passes and they’re all hanging around with us quadrant lots for the week.

would you and w2s be interested in coming with us? take you around monaco and get to know each other better since we all live in london and all :))) lando’s been wanting to meet harry for a while so him being in the monaco gp would def work out for all parties. lando will also be hosting a party in his flat in monaco. what do you think??

HONEYSUE

uh

to be honest you’ve lost me at the first message. if you don’t mind— can i ask who lando is? i’m not like any sidemen people— i don’t watch f1 as much as i used to.

i’ve heard of his name before. but that’s because there are people on my twitter saying he’s made references about my videos and songs and whatnot.

i really don’t know who he is

RIABISH

ah right.

that’s alright ;)

lando drives for mclaren and he has the driver number 4. he’s actually one of the members of quadrant. he races and all that! that’s how will and the lots got their passes lol

HONEYSUE

oh okay.

about the invitation.

i think it’s ideal you ask my brother or shoot him a message in insta about it.

he’ll gladly answer

thank you for the offer. i’m sure he’d say yes. i have to go sadly. i’ll talk to you later!

RIABISH

okie. ttyl 👋

MINI HARRY

you absolute knobhead

you call me socially inept all the time yet you’re out here trying to get me to talk to people?!

WILLIAM²

wdym?

oh my god. i am so so sorry

i didn’t think ria would actually be sending and shooting a message to your way

MINI HARRY

you know what

i don’t even care

whatever it’s not like i’d be talking to them anyway.

WILLIAM²

if you’re talking about not being around them during the week nice try.

because harry just said he’d come along with us in monaco before the race. so the chances of you being friends with the quadrant lads are high.

i’m not sure if it’s just me but lando’s more than excited to meet you. harry just ok’d that you two would hang out with us.

MINI HARRY

oh my god. does anybody in my circle ever use their brain?!

[fruitbasketball]

No one ever gives P credit when credit is due so idk why some of you like handing it out to everyone and their momma so bad even if it comes at her expense. By all means don't be "delusional" but some of yall riding harder for that girls performance than bitches who actually like her. It's not mandatory to say anything. Mind you we've had a whole other game since then.

there’s no way. like there’s ACTUALLY no way 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i swear to god i’m the biggest paige glazer on this app there is NO WAY we’re getting in MY inbox to say this bro

acting like i didn’t LITERALLY SAY she had a good game

i’m just saying we gotta quit getting on the internet to say stupid shit

i PROMISE y’all there’s a way to say paige is a good player without looking dumb as fuck

ain’t shit coming at PAIGE’S expense - a fact is just a fact. y’all faves don’t get outplayed once in a while??? like damn!! yesterday luka outplayed steph. THERE. I SAID IT. STRIP ME OF MY BAY AREA RESIDENT CARD.

that’s how y’all sound deadass

[halfetirosie]

✨💖🎡 What can I say except, I LOVED IT! 🎡💖✨

(Sleepless Fun Fair - Retrospective Thoughts)

Holy shit, this event was HEALING!!!! ✨

(Even if Merry did disappear at the end, that's basically the only bad thing that happened, and I consider that I win!)

I mean, yes, Sweet ♡ Heart Attack was also an absolute delight. But, I think this event was even better medicine for my soul, because:

It was even longer

Basically the whole clan family was there, and

This healing event actually had Kuya in it; the fella that mercilessly trampled on my heart the two previous events he featured in (more on that later)!

The moment everyone loves talking about is the bumper boats scene, and I absolutely agree!!! I feel like we don't see the whole family together hardly ever---especially my #1 Best Boi, Workaholic Wife Edmond!!! 😭🙏 That moment where Edmond started zooming around, I could just picture him driving at the speed of light with Running in the 90s playing in my head. 😊

🚤💨

But another moment I took particular satisfaction in was, while figuring out the music for the parade, Olivine, Edmond, and Rei basically have an impromptu jam session!---Everyone already knows that Rei is somewhat musically inclined, but his ability to play the flute is new info; and none of us knew about Olivine and Edmond playing instruments!!!!

In hindsight, I guess it makes sense; Olivine would certainly have learned piano to help with church services, and Edmond would have learned at least one instrument as part of his noble upbringing (because #culture). Still--- It was unexpected, and painted a cool-ass picture! Chill and elegant as fuck!!!! Such bros!!!!!! ♪♫♪

🎻✨

As for the main characters of the event...

It was wonderful seeing Eiden showing off a slice of Earth's culture, Olivine experience childhood fun [that his shitty parents stole from him], and Blade being absolutely in his element for this event.

I know that Blade is a very free-spirited person regardless, but in the fun fair setting, he felt even more free; since every part of his personality wouldn't seem at all "weird" or out-of-place. I haven't seen any of his intimacy rooms yet, so idk if this is confirmed or not, but it seemed like Blade didn't feel self-conscious at all, unlike in other events.

And with Kuya, I gotta say; even though I knew this was going to be a fun event, I fully expected him to do something that was a bit too out-of-pocket [for my taste]. For example, say an insult that cuts a little too deeply, or something like that.

🎉 But this entire event, Kuya was having fun that wasn't at the expense of others' well-being!!!! 🎉

I'm sure that it's mostly because he was surrounded by new things (since the fun fair was remodeled after the ones from Eiden's memories). But I like to think it's also because a fun fair is inherently innocent---like Eiden mentioned at the story time with Olivine, it seems like that Kuya might secretly like things that are popular with children. Thus, I've decided that that's a fact, and is my new headcanon. 🔥🔥🔥

Idk if I'll ever truly recover from/forget the yucky feelings Kuya gave me in Welcome to Elysium and Mirage of Scales [R5], but at least in this event, we got to see Kuya at his finest. 💜💜💜💜💜

The vibes were excellent the entire time, and my cheeks were sufficiently abused with smiles. 😊 💖

[imaginespazzi]

You know when a fish is like flopping around when it’s on land?? Bro idk why but I had that reaction so many times while reading chapter 14 😭😭

I was screaming crying and throwing upppp (I literally was screaming into my pillow, but it was one of those inaudible screams of that makes sense LMAO). But anyways! Chapter 14 thoughts below!

- the moment we were all waiting for 😭 the proposal scene/P+A breakup scene 😭 i think your reasoning for Azzi not wanting to get married it’s SOOOO valid. As we know, irl Azzi admires P and is so happy for her and this all in fiction in this story, but I can def see how GH! Azzi can be worried about her identity (considering how much she overthinks in this story!). And fuckkkk, the moment of realization for Paige when she realizes that Azzi doesn’t want them to be public, that killeddd me and made me think about all of the times throughout the story that Paige questioned why Azzi didn’t want to be seen and loved by her. Paige is just a lover girl man and just wants to show Azzi off to world and say that’s my girl my girl my girl 😭😭

- Azzi knowing for 3 months that she didn’t see the future that her and P planned and not telling Paige right away is diabolical tho 💀 tbf, I know Azzi was scared and couldn’t even truly process what she was feeling, but damn, a little chat earlier on could’ve gone a long way LMAO

- I can’t imagine KK and Ice’s reaction after Paige came in crying and angry and hot asf. Like I know they thought their parents were gonna get married and ride off into the sunset… little did they know 😭

- Stephie figuring P+A out before Azzi could even tell her 😭 Stephie-bean is so smart just like her mama! And then Paige being sad/worried that Stephie found out about them… Ughhhh, I’m so glad that Azzi explicitly said that she didn’t want to hide Paige and their relationship to anyone. Like I know that was important for Paige to hear and help with her insecurities!

- I remember being slightly pissed at Paige for taking all of this time to figure out if she should stay or not, considering that Azzi needed time and Paige didn’t give it to her. But I mean, in this case, 2 wrongs make a right? (The 2 wrongs being that Azzi suggested for them to end things and Paige taking 5ever to say that she’d stay. And the 1 right being that they’re happily together now LMAO)

- This chapter was absolutely spectacular Nivi!! I knew you wanted this chapter to be PERFECT and was slightly nervous about it… but you 100% ate and nailed the chapter 👏 literally GH is going to live rent free in my head for a while 😭 I’m gonna be able to quote shit from this chapter especially lmaoooo

- PS: I have to remind myself this is fiction, but it got too close to reality when Paige got drafted by the Wings irl 💀💀 but I know this is all def fiction bc no way would Azzi actually not believe she doesn’t have an identity bc she is sooooo her. Like that’s Azzi mofo Fudd. And also, no way would Paige let Azzi end things like that, and no wayyyy would Paige leave the next day and not fight for them and wake Azzi tfff up lol

I literally just imagined a fish flopping and have been giggling instead of replying to this for the last two minutes lmao

- Y'all don't know how stressed I have been about finding the reasoning behind their breakup like there was genuinely a point where I was gonna leave it up to y'all to figure out. But eventually, I think Azzi's reasoning for how she felt and Paige's reasoning for how that made her feel, both ended up being pretty valid.

- Yeah so that's one of the parts I felt was a little bit OOC because I'd like to think Pazzi irl are better communicators and Azzi would not be hiding such a big feelings from Paige because she really fucked up with that part. A little communication can and would have gone a long way.

- KK and Ice who'd literally bought expensive as fuck champagne to celebrate only for Paige to burst into the apartment Azzi-less and crying while she haphazardly packed her suitcase #truechildrenofdivorce

- A lot of my writing is very go of the flow, but what Azzi was gonna say has been written in my head since I figured out what the breakup was because for them to move forward with no hesitations, her being ready to tell everyone is very important.

- LMFAO they're dumb gays who needa make some dumbass decisions before they get happily ever after I guess

-- Y'all listen we should all know this fic is definitely not canon because let's be real a fic where Ice fucking Brady is WNBA draftee that actually sticks on a roster...well it's gotta be fiction lol

[rulerzreachf4n7]

I've never talked about how arcane is one of my hyperfixations cause I just recently watched the second season

And even though I have like TWO episodes left there are these TWO decisions the creators made that just left me like...

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT????

~more underneath :3

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First complaint,

I DID NOT understand why they would introduce Vander to kill him off one episode later and I hated how they handled Isha's death

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LIKE WHY DID YOU INTRODUCE VANDER ONLY TO SET HIM UP WITH ISHA AND KILL THEM BOTH OFF IN THE SAME EPISODE????

Like it genuinely pissed me off, I felt like Isha's death as a whole was like "omg see your little baby who's a kid so you'll be more sympathetic twords he just sacrificed herself oooh 🥺🥺🥺"

LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO I'M NOT SAD I'M MAD YOU JUST KILLED OFF A CHARACTER WITH SO MUCH POTENTIAL

Her death deadass felt how horror movies would kill off an animal apart of like the main cast for like sympathy or something I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT, IT'S JUST PMO

her "sacrifice" wasn't doing anything, sure she stopped Vander, Y'ALL MFS COULD'VE JUST RAN AWAY WHILE AMBESSA TORE HIS ASS UP???

Like I feel Isha should've stayed around longer so in the final battle she could properly sacrifice herself so it feels more impactful instead of to just get rid of a situation gone wrong

And we COULD'VE gotten SOME Isha LORE!!! Like I'm not saying episode centric for just Isha but they yknow COULD'VE kept her alive longer

and Vander, DON'T GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON VANDER Y'ALL MFS DID HIM SO FUCKING DIRTY

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SET UP VANDER LIKE THAT TO KILL HIM AN EPISODE LATER??? AND DRAG ISHA NAHHHH SHUT THE HELL UP BRO

Vander had so much wasted potential, although I'm not sticking on him because I don't know, me personally, what would the creators would do with him in his like beast form??

and even so there would be no use for Vander?? he's so far gone at this point what was the point of bringing him back in the first place like?? let this mf die IN PEACE 😭🙏

like there would have been ZERO moments where he would've been USEFUL...LEAVE VANDER IN S1 BRO!!!

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Second complaint

I did not like the "what if Vi, Jayce, and hextech didn't exist 🤯??" episode (or just the alt reality episode with Ekko n the other guy I can't spell his name)

like by NO MEANS is it a BAD episode I just think it didn't do anything to forward the plot, in my opinion it feels like a short the creators would make between the hiatus of the second season like "hey guys what if there was no hextech and uhhh Vi and Jayce died??? 🤯🤯🤯"

like all Ekko does is...create hextech...?? and dance with powder then leave??? that didn't do anything for the plot other than just (obviously) give us a different reality that a lot of people surprisingly didn't hate,

and Jayce doesn't do shit either??? he's just in a different reality where everythings shit?? he breaks his leg and that like symbolizes Viktor with his legs or something idk I saw someone make the comparison,

like I said I don't hate the episode I actually think it's a really nice and interesting concept, I just don't like how it was just slapped in the middle of the plot right after Isha and Vanders death, kinda like a,

"WHOOO GUYS YEAH TWO CHARACTERS, ONE FAN FAVORITE, JUST DIED SO LIKE HERE SOME TIMEBOMB CONTENT TO UH, EASE YA NERVES?"

like yeah the lil French song (way too short imo and at first I thought it was the jayvik song not timebomb 😭🙏) and the timebomb fanservice it's nice n all but like at the end it didn't do anything for the shows plot

and I did hear and I'm pretty sure it's true that there was a budget cut cause the show was "too expensive" like bitch be SOOOO fr, y'all are Netflix...A BILLION, NO, TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY, y'all mfs can pay for the animation LIKE DAMN??? AND THE PEOPLE LIKE THE SHOW SO Y'ALL AREN'T WASTING IT???? 💔💔

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anyways that's kinda like my complaints with the show I see NO ONE talking abt so feel free to idk discuss some of halls opinions with me hehe >:3

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[twistedappletree]

fuckin lesbian girl drama bc i decided this is apparently the year i get messy with that shit lmao

sooo that one girl who was super pushy with the kissing i just ended up ghosting bc she didn’t wanna accept that i wanted to just be friends. also it was just kinda boring like all she wanted to do was go out to rlly expensive restaurants bc that’s what she likes but she didn’t wanna do anything i liked to do (roller skating, hiking, martial arts/circus arts, concerts, etc.) ???? like anything that required physical activity and wasn’t centered around eating she didn’t wanna do for some reason LOL like okayyyy fine if that’s ur thing but you could at least TRY to show some interest in stuff i like to do 🙄 butttt main thing is, i just don’t have any attraction whatsoever so the whole thing was pointless anyway.

other girl i liked right away is still really cool!! but she travels a lot and it kinda makes it hard to hang out/talk enough for me to develop a connection so it’s still pretty platonic which is fine because i love having queer friends 💫🌹

going out with a firefighter lady tomorrow (i think??? we haven’t texted all day so i guess i’ll check in later lol) - not the other firefighter i was talking about btw (been attracting a bunch of firefighters lately idk why HAHA) but yeah i guess we’ll see how that goes 😭

mostly excited for thursday since i’m going to a concert with friends like i don’t even really care about the dates tbh, i just wanna be around my friends lmaoooo tho i’m a little annoyed bc i was told that i’d get off early on thursday and then my client told me about a late appointment she has 😑 so now i probably won’t have time to do the outfit/makeup look i wanted to do for the concert. kind of sick of it tbh like can i just have ONE fucking day where i can have a life????? fuckkkkk bro

[fizzzypopzz]

Yall... New silly dream just dropped? It was wild, but there was kinda a lot, so this is gonna be really long, mb 😭🙏

Have any of yall had any silly/crazy dreams w skz or atz in them??? I do all the time jdsbjshaja- Id love to hear, if anyone wants to share :3c (uhhh, no nsfw ones tho pls 💔)

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Ok the dream (pls forgive my awful writing skills, im just good at rambling🙏):

I lived in a house that ive never actually been inside of, but ive passed countless time irl. Its across the road from a river, and the wall facing it is almost entirely glass. The yard is really nice too.

I didnt live alone though! The other ppl that lived there were all of atz, Changbin and Lee Know. (LEE KNOW HAD A LIKE, 2-3 YEAR OLD BABY TOO??? He carried her the whole time, and when I asked where the baby came from he looked like he was gonna slap the shit outta me and feed me to the cats bro 😭)

Other than the baby, everything was super chill. We were all besties, just tryna vibe. Most of us had our own rooms, I think there were only two rooms w two ppl in them, but that what they wanted. And everyone got along for the most part. BUT THEY WERE TEASING THE SHIT OUTTA ME FOR LIKING BIRD PHOTOGRAPHY 😭💔

They thought it was the goofiest shit ever, so when I got excited abt seeing some loons (and some penguins? Idk why tf there were penguins, it makes no sense) in the river, THEY HID MY FUCKIN CAMERA FROM ME??? I have a nice camera irl, but THEY HID IT FROM ME IN THE DREAM! 😭

I was super embarrassed bc i couldnt find it, and they were all in the living room listening to me freak out like, "YALL, PLS, I NEED TO GET THIS SHOT. pls? 😭" and GIGGLING AT ME! They were all so proud of themselves too.

Changbin hadnt been home, but got back in the middle of all this and felt bad for me bc i was starting visibly stress, so he made the others get my camera for me. He was like, "Uh?? You guys realize that that was a gift they got from their family, right? An expensive one at that, come on yall.. 😔"

So they give me my camera back, Wooyoung sides me, Lee Know (and his baby) heads outside w me bc he lowkey wanted to see the birds too, Changbin and Hongjoong follow too, and I get the pictures. The baby literally ate mud, and there was a giant dog that we took in? I think thats the end?

[agustdiv1ne]

a lil curious to see ur reaction since youll be waking up to yeonjuns us vlog …. which has just left the entirety of moaville in shambles 🤣🤣🤣🤣 like i cant lie im vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass 🤣🤣

anon the way i saw this ask and immediately dropped everything to watch it,, hw can wait, it's yeonjun we're talking abt here ‼️ sorry in advance for rambling bc ik this is gonna get long (i have a lot of love for him if y'all haven't realized yet)

i'm. i'm actually six feet under rn that was So Much to process,,,boyfie content overload,,,,,,,,,i'm going Insane wtf 🤣🤣🤣

mf tell me why he was in a tank top for most of it?? i wanna bite his arm um???? he makes me so ??%&@*$??#&#*@*$?? and his morning voice PHEWWW okay sir 🫠 how does he look so good even when he's sick — like pick a struggle??? i felt so bad for him tho bc they were allll over the place traveling and performing so he didn't rly get proper rest :((

when he said that he bought headphones at the airport i wanted to bust through the screen and knock some sense into him, like bro actually just got ripped off and ik he has money but dawg cmon 😭😭😭 everything at the airport is like 10x more expensive so hearing that pained my soul

also he's so effortlessly funny,, his face when he dropped the ramen and then the utensils had me crying i genuinely laughed out loud 😭 everything about him is so endearing i love him sm

i could write a 20 page double spaced mla formatted analysis of this entire video, but i actually rly need to go do shit for my class so sadly i'm gonna stop rambling,,,he is so unbelievably ethereal and idk how he's real tbh. a perfect man. i cannot believe we j got nearly 40 minutes of yeonjun content...i'm not even religious but i'm feeling pretty blessed rn 🙏

[feuxx]

YOUR ANSWER 😭💖💖 youre so lovely and sweet and incredible bro😭 youre way more talented as a writer than i am!!! but i appreciate the kind words🥺im trying to find more of my confidence, but yaknow🤡clownin and shit. i have fics and shit out but im okay with staying anon if u wanna stay anon🥺i think its fun !! but ofc im also fine with not being anon😂its up to you, ofc. i started it because you are way cooler than me and so talented and i was like. scared to reach out for some reason LFKSKSKKW but ur so sweet and everything that im so much more comfortable😭

also. me 🤝 u being dehydrated LMFAOO i barely drink water fr and its such a problem. i just bought myself a water bottle that lets fruit infuse within because i am hoping it inspires me to drink more if its prettier and tasty!! its working so far LOL at least im drinking a bit more than usual.

AHH UR SO CUTE THAT U REMEMBERED STOPPP (2+ years is crazy omfgg). i just graduated in december !!! i have my masters in secondary education in teaching, but then i tried teaching and it turns out i always hated and despise the school system so i promptly quit and am going back to school LMFAOO HOW ARE YOU?? whatcha been up to? my ass is in between all things rn so im just kinda limboing

and media wise. man. ive been watching a cdrama called moonlight mystique and its so good😩😩the leads are 10/10 (attractive and talented and fun to watch love n banter). my bi ass is all about it LMFAO the second male lead is kinda bleh to me as a character and as a storyline but whatever. ill deal with it at the cost of the beautiful woman and man dynamic. what about u!!! do you have any recommendations?? ive been missing my bl dramas lately fr

— your 🥀 anon💖

sfkjalsdfasdf i'm no writer my dear 🤡 also asdfkjaslsdfsdf me??? cool?? why would anyone be scared of me i'm nothing bro. a speck of dust mayhaps!!!!!!! extremely flattered that you thought that of me like that though. 🥺💖

rest of the answer under the cut because im yapping so much wow

i love the anon thing i will admit 🥰 but im even more curious. if you're willing to tell me who you are? i have been. dying of curiosity for 2 years now lmao. 🫶 you can dm me. or anything!!! if you feel like it ofc. <3

Awwww yis for the water bottle!! i tried doing the fruit infusing thing too ages ago but fruits like strawberries are expensive </3 ... i hope you can keep it up!! having a nice motivation always help <3 i recently bought a shaker bottle (for mixing up protein) and the bottle itself is shaped in a way that really helps me simply chug the water???? like. idk how but it works lmao 💥

omg!!! congratulations on finishing your degree!! that is such a big milestone 💖🥳🙌!!!!! like rip the not liking the school system but like. that is still such a big accomplishment !!!!!! still very proud of u !!!! and you should be proud of u too!!! 🥰🙌 it's kinda normal to be limbo-ing in your situation though, when you have to change your life direction like that. i hope you find your north star, once again. ⭐

the first time you wrote to me i was finishing my education and now it's been almost 2 years of 9-5 working adult lifestyle and man. i get it now when people are saying that working 9-5 is so much better than being a student. i used to be super tired and depressed at the beginning because the thought and idea of 9-5 is really soul-crushing but i learned to find joy? within my current life. so it has been going good yay! and i'm also making efforts to not fall into the sleep -> work -> sleep -> work etc. cycle because that is a depression speedrun lmao. so im trying "extracurricular" stuff, signing up to things i've never tried, socializing and making new friends, finding new things to integrate into my routine, etc. 💖 i also told myself to try dating this year too. but im having cold feet and im scared of the daunting world of dating apps. 💀

Oooooo cdramas!! googling moonlight mystique and they are all very gorgeous wowie ‼️im glad you're enjoying it, despite the bleh second lead!!!!

as for me, i've been reading a lot of . bl and bl adjacent novels lmaooooo. bl wise, i am in the midst of reading Turning and it is the most beautiful slowburn, omegaverse novel ever. idk what are your thoughts about omegaverse but this novel is one that does it right (no weird Heterosexual Gender Roles superimposed on a same-sex couple, no dubcon sex scenes) !!! the setting only adds to the dynamic of the main pairing!!! they're such a power couple!!! i say that i would die for them but they are competent enough that my death would be meaningless to help!!! I really recommend it and i've pushed it every one of my friends. 🥰let me know if you read it!!! take care my sweet 🥀 anon !!!

[krunchylegs]

havent posted in a million years (rant btw)

hiiii im back

im gonna go so insane bc like i seriously dont know what to do.

i recently got a boyfriend :D buttttt he usually wants to eat fast food after college for lunch and idrk what to do bc im scared of eating fast food but at the same time when youre with someone its very awkward to just not eat, like i really dont need ppl being concerned about me not eating properly, bc i do eat around other people but i used to be very intentional with what i was eating and would pick low calorie meals that look like regular meals but now idek what to do.

and i usually limit my salt intake n shit but thats kind of hard to do when youre eating kfc after school, like i just feel like such a fucking fatty

im somewhere around 52kg which is not where i want to be at all, and i haven't been getting my steps in bc im hanging out with my boyfriend several days in a row and idk what to do anymore im so out of a routine and its killing me 😭 like im still stuck at the same weight and maintaining is better than gaining but omfg i just feel so fat

and omfg my stomach is killing me bc i never eat fast food unless its "healthy" or if its something i really enjoy and its a social thing, but its getting out of hand now, like genuinely what the fuck, the only thing thatll save me rn is either buying food separately and hope that the restaurants in the mall dont gaf if i bring in food from another place and my boyfriend can then eat his own food there but idk

ALSO who the hell was gonna tell me that fast food is this expensive?????? like its literally not worth it, ik youre mostly paying for convenience but like dude this food is literally engineered to make u addicted to it plus its horrible for ur body and im scared of it but again i cant just not eat, especially since i sometimes sleep over at his house during the week, im just gonna have to fast on the days i dont have to see anyone but my da cooks dinner so ill have to do omad instead (luckily my dads cooking is relatively healthy bc hes kinda health conscious)

but anyways yeah like bro legitimately idec if the calories are somewhat low on some fast food items bc in my mind im still like thinking thats gonna make u fat anyway because the way its cooked and stuff, like ur body is still gonna get a fucking insulin spike after eating that crap, its a one way ticket to diabetes and im actually so stressed idk what to fucking do

[chrissturnslovergirlx]

pretty sure she’s like a millionaire or smth idk

but idk why bro needs money he’s also rich but anyways im so bored im waiting for my dad to send me gas money so i can start driving out there 😐 (also why tf is gas so expensive 😒)

oh my!

and don’t get me started to gas holy shit! so expensive and like now that i’m driving more, i’m scared to fill up because it’s so goddamn expensive 😭