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[deadberrry]

guys i blacked out and gem as a firelight from arcane appeared on my screen. i did kinda try the arcane style but i was just having fun with it

[akio-ayashi]

To be fair, your husband should also be your best friend too 😋

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ MILLION DOLLR BABY!

★ 𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 ⎯ for as long as you can remember, you’ve been friends with Satoru Gojo—just friends. Then why is now insisting that you’re the perfect woman to birth the Gojo clan heir?

★ 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐬 ⎯ gojo x fem!reader, smut (mdni), implied experienced!gojo x virgin!reader, gojo clan au, breèding k⍣nk, best friends to lovers/f⍣ckers, implied s⍣xual tension, unprotected s⍣x, slight mention of size difference, mentions of passing out, slight cl⍣t play, slight t⍣t play, bigd⍣ck!satoru.

When Satoru had first proposed this..idea of his, you’d almost choked on the succulent dumpling you were chewing on. Your eyes widened and you looked over at the white haired, heaven sent man beside you, and while, yes, yes he was so fucking attractive, you just didn’t want to waste years of friendship for something you were both unsure of.

You knew that the Gojo clan was in dire need of an heir with Satoru’s ability, considering he himself was the clans one and only trump card. But, where you really the one that could carry out this oh, so important task? You simply couldn’t carry that burden on your shoulders.

“‘Toru,” you called out softly, swallowing the last remains of your food before you reached out and cupped his bigger hand in yours. The warmth of his hand alone had you ready to stutter out your whole sentence. “Look, I—“

But could you really continue speaking with the way his azure eyes bored into you as he stared, his free hand taking ahold of yours and holding it tight, practically engulfing your palm in his? You think not.

“Please. I’ve been being bugged all day, you don’t understand.” He pleaded, a pathetic whimper of your name leaving his lips as he pulled you closer to him by the arm. “You’re the only one I wanna do this with.”

“Please.”

And so was the escalation of how you ended up under your best friend of—how many years had you spent with him again? You couldn’t remember with how foggy your brain was as his lips slid across your neck while he peppered hickeys along your skin.

Your hands tangled in his soft hair, urging him to venture further down your neck to the valley of your breasts.

“‘Toru,” you mouthed, looking up to his lust-clouded eyes as you placed his hand on your tit, squirming as he immediately squeezed the flesh. His hands expertly groped at your mounds as his fingers moved around your already firm nipples, swiping at your sensitive nubs.

Satoru chuckled breathlessly, a smirk playing on his lips. “I’ll give it to you soon, needy girl.”

He then planted a deep, wanton kiss to your lips—a kiss that released all of his pent up feelings and sexual tension into one. Your body shivered as you felt his breath fan past your pulse point.

“Just know you’re leaving this room nice ‘n full, ‘Kay?” And with that he was latching his mouth to your breasts, making quick work of sliding his robe off with a swift pull of the bow holding it together. He sprang up, hard and excited to finally have the woman he’s been head over heels with for years.

Fuck. Your eyes widened at the sight—was he really hiding this from you all this time? Surely, concealing something this size would be a hassle, right?

Satoru’s grin only widened at the expression displayed on your face, feeling pride build up in his chest. He hurriedly grabbed at the base, pressing his tip right up to your aching and pulsing cunt.

“Y’ready?”

“Mhm hm!”

“‘M going in,” as he slowly wedged himself between your folds, watching as you stretched to accommodate his size and groaning at the view.

Was this what heaven felt like? Had Satoru Gojo finally tasted a slice of his own paradise?

He had, and there was no backing down now—no escaping from the seemingly endless ruts of cock into you, the hands harshly planted to your hips, and the feeling of being filled up repeatedly.

He watched you squirm under him, all the while burning with the desire to ruin you, but he knew with how tight you were clamped down around him—that this might’ve been your first time.

The thought made his ego skyrocket.

“You take it so well,” he praised, spreading your thighs further apart to gain a better glance of just how wet you were, gritting his teeth in resistance.

Satoru could, without doubt, have you pass out by the second round—if he wanted you to. But his goal now was simply to get you pregnant—to plant that million dollar baby into you.

However…a little sidetracking could do. It wouldn’t hurt to have a little fun with you.

“It’s so..deep inside me, ‘Toru. Are you sure it’s s’possed to be—“ your words came to a halt, a particularly hard rut of his hips shutting you up for good; only leaving room for cries of pleasure to leave your lips.

And, maybe, just maybe he should have proposed this idea earlier. Maybe he should have just made it known to you how good he could give dick.

With each movement into you, Satoru let himself go a little, let himself get a little rougher, let the head of his cock graze the just-right spots inside of you; spots you never knew existed.

He already knew your body so well.

His hand journeyed down to your thighs, letting go of its original place on your hips to your pussy, thumb drawing your clit in brain-fuzzying circles.

You mewled, back arching off the bed and your hips moving on their own to meet his thrusts, clawing at the bedsheets for anything that may keep you grounded—because everything your best friend did threatened to transport you to pleasure utopia.

“S’toru, feels like my—“ he cut you off once more, breathing hard against your lips after he finishes kissing you.

“You gonna cum for me?” he asked, smugly of course, knowing he’d be the first man to ever make you cum. You nod and Satoru took this as a queue to drive rougher thrusts into your cunt, reveling in the lewd squelches and the slap of your bodies resonating throughout the room.

You came to a crescendo, and your body fell limp. Your thighs shook around his waist as you climaxed, mouth falling open and face curling into a blissed-out look.

“Fucking pretty even when you cum,”

And while it would’ve taken him—normally—another round to finish, virgin pussy had him on a chokehold. Especially yours.

So, naturally, it wasn’t long—perhaps 3 or 4 more thrusts until Satoru Gojo—your former best friend—came inside you. Fully intent on knocking you up.

No, he didn’t have any intention of pulling out either, wanting to keep his seed deep inside you until he’s sure you’re pregnant.

He lay to your side, still inside you, not showing any signs of getting soft anytime soon. But, no matter what had happened, Satoru was still your best friend.

Just now a best friend that knew how your walls felt around him.

[scaryanneee]

Veilguard cut content that made me lol

Since the Varric letter made everyone sad - here are some more of my favorite finds after spending literal hours combing through Frosty Editor. Funny edition.

Behold, what was lost:

naked ghilan'nain?!

2. bran

3. the Randy Dowager is only part of Solas' erotica collection, apparently

anyway, more to come soon!

[tyquu]

They were just at the mall

[bpdmanor]

ive been extremely busy so the most i can give is two 3/4 view bust ups of the same wizarding yaoi guy. isn't he menacing? isn't he evil-looking? you should love him, he does no wrong!

[raileurta]

It took way too long to respond to this, just got buried under the 1,000+ drafts I have. (I'm not even joking I literally have more than a thousand drafts)

Wheeljack having one-sided beef with Miko's persona is hilarious. I imagine it's like pc principal and Leslie's dynamic from South Park it's on sight for him lmao.

Megatron is having to much fun fucking with everyone. He's trying to make her as mysterious as possible. Then in the background he's spreading rumors she's a vampire, or Optimus's long lost son, crazy stuff like that.

Miko & Megatron friendship headcanons

Megatron got Miko's phone number so he could threaten her but now they just chat about stuff.

Commit ✨arson✨ as a past time together.

They play uno together and it gets so heated. Like really heated lmao.

Did the supervillain turn around in the chair thing with Miko standing in as the cat.

Their dynamic is essentially the uncle with lore™️ who adopted the feral neroudivergent child.

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Megatron: I know 200 ways to kill a human.

Miko: You could glue an open jar of rats to his face then blowtorch the other side so the rats have to eat their way out through his face. :D

Megatron: 201.

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They try to keep their relationship on the down low. Megatron does it because he does not want his crew think he's weak. Miko only hides it because she doesn't want the others thinking she is a spy or betraying them.

(Totally not also cause she's sick and tired of being the "annoying one" and she finally has something no one else on the team has)

Once during a battle Miko called Megatron dad and he rubs this fact constantly in Optimus's face.

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Miko: Bloop bloop bloop.

Jack: Miko!

Miko: What?!

Jack: That is that's a dangerous decepticon!

Miko: He's not dangerous. (Mostly)

Jack: What are you??

Miko: We're blooping!

Miko: Bloop bloop bloop bloop.

Megatron: >:3

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Miko has a decepticon persona called (can't think of a name) and all they do is kidnap herself and prank the autobots. Only Megatron knows they're Miko.

Watches together that one dude on Tiktok who makes messy drama with Barbie dolls.

Megatron is low-key scared of Miko sometimes but he sooner turn into an autobot before admitting it.

When he found out how short the lifespan of a human is Megatron for no reason in peculiar started looking into if organic life forms could be made into transformers.

Miko somehow got him a pink shirt that has "girl dad" printed on it in his size. No one knows how she did that and at this point they just don't question stuff like this anymore.

[windybluebelles]

Yknow at school when people will whisper a word and gradually start saying it louder and louder till they get caught?

Yeah, that but it’s the Justice League and the aim is to say it without getting back handed by Batman

Trinity: Very Boring Meeting, Blah Blah Blah

Green Arrow: bogies

Superman: (super hearing) ????

Flash: b-bogies

Green lantern: BbbbbbBOGIES!

Then Bruce leaps over the table

You get the idea

[galaxygermdraws]

What does a fusion between the mario bros look like? Show me

So I am not doing requests HOWEVER I have been thinking about this ANYWAYS so here's a fusion idea for them. My partner named him Luio. I made his buttons the bros colors, changed the hat emblem to a star (bc the bros are super stars), and made him yellow since both my bros designs have yellow as a prominent accent color. Hes meant to be like fairly average in height and weight, idk if tht comes across. OH ALSO he has heterochromia, and his mustache is 4 bumps rather than 6 (like Mario) or 2 (like Luigi).

(reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated. Thankyuuuu)

[really-burnt-toast]

Saw people do this and I will take any excuse to play dress up with my lamb

Originally wanted to do more doodles but got too excited and wanted to post bf im too late for the trend LOL

[scentedcollectorconnoisseur]

guys i blacked out and gem as a firelight from arcane appeared on my screen. i did kinda try the arcane style but i was just having fun with it…(Read More)

[starfxkrinc]

𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑𖤐⭒๋࣭

you hated when rafe came over, it was like you weren't there as him and barry settled into a language you didn't understand, as tense and uneasy as it could be.

barry blamed you, told you to stop being so fuckin quiet and speak when he had company but rafe made you sick. he was pathetic, always whining and crying for barry to fix it. you didn't need barry to fix shit, but the second rafe came blubbering about a problem barry was off to his rescue.

he'd fuss and cuss sure, but you didn't miss how rafe looked, soft and open and trembling like a baby deer.

if you could, you'd gut rafe nose to navel.

mocking him is just as effective.

"you good over there baby boy?"

rafe's whole body stiffens, he flushes bright pink and you know you got him. rafe didn't know you knew about that. rafe also doesn't know that sometimes barry slips and calls you that too.

"leave him alone, i don't feel like dealin with yalls shit aight?"

barry sounds bored of the whole ordeal already, and that makes you more upset. for once you want him to give a fuck about you while rafe is there.

getting up from your spot on the couch, you feign nonchalance as you sit on the arm rest, looking down at rafe like he's beneath you for once. forcing him to come face to face with his dirty little secrets. barry's not all that quiet anyways.

so, you ignore him, "y'know you're real pretty rafe, so it's fine if you can't get it up," you poke at rafe, tugging the collar of his shirt to look down at his hard nipples, practically slamming your foot in your lap to feel him chub up beneath your sole. he's shaking so much you don't know if he'll hit you or jet away, "yeah you're real pretty rafe. pretty like a girl. you get wet like one too."

when barry punches the side of your head your ears ring. before you know it you're sprawled on the ground, dizzy and disoriented as your brain tries to reconnect with your limbs. but barry just kicks you back down, pressing your face into the dirty floor with his boot all hard and unyielding like he could crush your skull just like that.

"what'd i fuckin say?" barrys practically spitting, you can barely see him over his shoe but it the pressure of him threatens to pop your head like a grape and you whimper, "yeah that don't feel good do it? cut this shit out, i got work to do and i don't need your little ass startin shit."

with another painful step he pushes off you, walking back inside to his room, "now say your sorry and shut the fuck up."

it doesn't actually matter if you're sorry or not. barry's just fine to leave you two be for the time being.

all you do is lay there wheezing, tears streaming down your face and blood dripping down your nose when you turn to look at rafe and you see the damp patch on his crotch.

painfully, you laugh, "did you just squirt in your pants you fuckin loser?"

[transingthoseformers]

I mean he fucked the shuttle and in a lot of continuities that size difference is crazy.

He definitely had a big ass sparkling wether it was a seeker or not if Skyfire’s size was an inherited factor. He either had a really big seeker (thanking primus it was a single sparking instead of common triple) or a regular sized shuttle.

Either way he’s gonna make Sky pamper his “poor ruined body” a lot once he’s checked out and shows him their child.

Optimus is probably gonna find out a month later via a call not because Megatron is telling him but because Megatron has the baby on his chest during the call but acts like they aren’t there.

You're right, it's total kiwi bird syndrome

Skyfire would get SOOOOOOO worried for Starscream in this case imo

The idea that seekers often have multiples causes Situations™ I'm sure (though I do wonder logically how it's usually three, considering how I know transformer sexual reproduction usually works)

Megatron calling Optimus for other reasons and THAT'S how Optimus finds out is hilarious, though, poor Prime's going to have an aneurysm over that

[lemonadeey]

live creature spotted

[juanasunfall-blog]

I mean...

Otto: I brought a box in which we will put everything we love Helaena: can I put Aegon in there? Otto: no Aemond: can I put Aegon in a box? Otto: no! Larys: can I... Otto: no one will put Aegon in a box!

[heartss4elysia]